I Had The Most Sexual Lunch Yesterday [Pic]

Submitted by: for_serious? 7 years ago in Funny

The food was terrible--and such small portions!
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Male 81
what he said below me
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Male 199
lmao @aseirinn
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Female 3
Ass. = Assiette (Plate)
Cock. = roostertail

The customer had a fruit salad and a juice. I`m from Montreal myself, and french is my first language lol..
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Male 56
CEST FRANCAIS

ass. is for assiette
i cant explain rooster. tho

also i live like two blocks away from the offending restaurant
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Female 5,222
LMAO
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Male 877
heard the vagpie was to die for...
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Male 5,617

"After that last debate, I`ll just have the rape-fish platter. And you, Dear?..."
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Female 536
LOL, love that the restaurant or whatever is named "Evidence"
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Male 12
*mutters under breath*
cheap-ass
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Male 2,748
hahaha, nice... im a little curious as to what and where
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Male 48
all i can say is those are decent prices for todays day and time. cant understand why the rooster was cheaper than the ass tho. musta been house special
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Male 312
This is some decisive evidence...
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Male 136
@mogman45 : s/he wasn`t dining alone, there were five bills in total.
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Male 136
@badname_001

aside from education and health care, of course.
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Male 224
why would you get two fruit assortments when you`re dining alone
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Female 130
"For 12.31?
Dude got a great deal."
Food`s moderately cheap in montreal, but something has to be cheap when you live in a province that taxes you on tax.
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Male 25,416
The food was poo poo!
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Male 2,690
Assorted...Cocktail...heh
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Male 304
For 12.31?
Dude got a great deal.
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Male 136
Go Montreal. The service is fruity, but the food is delicious.

Also, `assiette de fruits`. `Assiette du fruit` would roughly translate to `Plate of the fruit`, which makes no sense. Same goes for henappendage or watchacallit.
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Male 807
and the evidence is there

har har hardy har har
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Female 864
Not just lame but super fuc*ing lame .
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Female 305
Ah Montreal, keeping it lols :P
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Male 99
obviously not a roostertail du fruit, but c.ocktail du fruit
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Male 99
Ass. fruit= assiette du fruit (Fruit plate)
Cock. Fruit= roostertail du Fruit (Fruit Smoothie)
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Male 44
Ass-fruit= Assorted?
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Male 1,596
dammit, c.ocktail
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Male 1,596
assorted fruit and a fruit roostertail perhaps?
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Male 10,855
Bow-chicka-wah-wah
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Male 1,266
Well second one is obviously fruit roostertail... and from the price of the other I`m guessing some sort of dessert?
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Male 1,429
Sorry Geogypsy, but I can`t believe that everything is sexy from Celine Dion land. Now, Fredericton, NB, hellz yeah.
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Male 1,195
"That`s definitely the place for fruits!"

Zing!
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Male 1,207
I totally agree with you Geogypsy!
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Male 2,549
Everything is sexy in Montreal.
(not meaning to brag or anything...;-)
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Male 15,510
L` evidence that you are gay
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Male 4,807
Montreal QC.....No surprise that`s on the menu.
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Male 374
I would have ordered the dick juice to drink
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Male 15,832
That`s definitely the place for fruits!
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Female 2,509
bahahahahahaha
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Male 1,043
Omg that was gay :S
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Male 1,043
Mmmmm Sexy:)
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Female 1,403
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