I-Am-Bored`s Reader Of The Month For April [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Who"s I-A-B"s first ever Reader of the Month? You"ll have to click in to find out. Also, Open Forum Friday! Woo!
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Male 2,238
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Male 2,125
Hi and bye OF
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Female 3,828
LOL @ dom

Hey lion-
I heard somewhere that there are so many kangaroos in Aus that theyre kind of like deer here- they are stupid and you run into them all the time. is that true? Im kinda curious.
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Male 35
So I guess you would see this coming, but my PS3 ID is Greenranger77. Add me shappy :)
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Male 14
Hey nerd what`s up? I haven`t talked to you on IAB in probably a year now
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Male 5,620
Scrolling the open forum.. it seems the general topic is racism. Nice. lol
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Male 1,023
you and your silly mw2. So what if everyone`s doing it?
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Male 757
anyone got a ps3? if so whats your online name mines redshrapnel... XD
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Male 8,302
> fabarati
> Seriously, Kangaroos taste good. Had it when I was in spain a few years ago.

Then I bet it wasn`t really kangaroo. They`re tough, dry, tangy-bitter meat. Like anything you`d get used to it in time, but no-one in Oz wants to.
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Male 1,023
I was wondering where the open forums were.
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Male 4,867
davy, your post count is 6669
that includes 666 and 69.
it means you have to go give Satan a blowjob.
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Female 1,589
As bitter as this sounds, but...why do I care?
Whats the point in posting a bio about some guy I (and probably a lot of other people) don`t really give a poo about?
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Male 76
lol bryson`s best book in my opinion was a walk in the woods
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Male 893
@Fatninja01
[quote]YAY real people are on IAB![/quote]
Yeah, as oppose to all those fake people on IAB.

I gotta tell ya, those fake people are starting to get on my nerves :P
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Male 25,417
YAY real people are on IAB!
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Male 12,138
bob, I for one was in full support of Harry for wearing that that Nazi uniform. It`s about time the royal family showed a bit more pride in their German roots.
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Male 4,290
I see your Reagan and I raise you Prince Harry.

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Male 93
Ronald Reagan is the only US President to ever wear a Nazi uniform.
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Male 522
oh hai OF
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Male 7,378
Nope. I voted for Reagan. I financially supported Ron Paul (couldn`t vote for him due to my affiliation). Also voted for Ross Perot once.

@SamanthaK, There was a time when the republican party was reasonable.
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Male 1,240
I like IAB plenty, despite my paltry 245 posts, few submitted and no approved links. It`s why i`ve stuck around for 4 years.
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Female 85
"I always vote for the person not the party. Republicans scare me. Democrats are wuss`s" Um. You can`t have it both ways. You can`t say you judge by the person, not the party..then make sweeping generalizations of the entire party.
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Male 3,755
I guess Madest votes for the person, not the party... as long as that party isn`t Republican.
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Male 5,970
"7000 posts...WOW! That`s okay, you just REALLY, REALLY like IAB!"

<------ I guess that makes me obsessive.
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Male 216
"Do they speak english in What?" good one..how about "Mr. Soon To Be Living The Rest of His Short Ass Life In Agonizing Pain"
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Male 7,378
It wasn`t liberals who took away my right to play online poker it was republicans. The most liberal of liberal democrats Barney Frank is attempting to restore that right. What`s republican about ceding personal responsibility to our govt?
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Male 10,338
Ya know. This is quite ridiculous.

All I did was let everyone know why I was banned. I did it in a very nice way, and was very cordial to everyone, and davymid get his panties in a bunch and decides a personal attack is in order.

So yeah I`m done. Madest, Anarchistgod, Cat5, Brasbull, Juggalette, and all the others I failed to mention, you guys f*cking rock. Keep it up.

I`m out for a while.
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Male 10,338
@Madest: Libertarian sounds like liberty. Liberal sounds exactly like it sounds.

Example: (Liberal) I KNOW the constitution says that but mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe we can make an exception.

(conservative/Libertarian) Does it take away liberty? Do I have to change the constitution? Then no.
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Male 4,807
[quote] I`ve figured out how to do this, wah hooo [quote]
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Male 4,807
GET A LIFE LION!!
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Male 4,867
no one bob,
no one at all
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Male 4,290
So who all in the OF wants to explain Markov chains to me in the next 24 hours?
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Male 4,012
Madest: Almost. I killed the dude in the back alley.
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Male 4,290
I saw kangaroo balls on a menu once.
I hoped it was just balls of kangaroo meat.

I was wrong.
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Male 1,240
Seriously, Kangaroos taste good. Had it when I was in spain a few years ago.
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Female 3,726
Fabarati, I`m shaking my head at you and pointing my finger wildly....
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Male 1,240
I bet that kangaroo tastes good.
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Male 7,378
Pabasa`s avatar has an IAB shirt on and a surgical mask. My guess is he works in a hospital, killed a patient then stole their shirt.
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Female 3,726
lol Lion...

7000 posts...WOW! That`s okay, you just REALLY, REALLY like IAB!

How is Australia these days? (1000 words or less please) I have never been down that way...but someday...
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Male 8,302
Holy crap I`m over 7,000 posts!

1... 2... 3... (all of IAB together now)... GET A LIFE LION!!
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Male 8,302
Nah, that`s a bit harsh. Whoever runs it, I`m sure the prizewinners get the stuff. But I personally never have even seen any of the stuff.

Don`t let that stop you sending the money and trying the (whispers) sexually-related stuff on me though!
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Male 8,302
lol lost, how would I know where to send it when you can`t find yourself!?

Anywayz, I`m still waiting for some special mod-only clothing to arrive in the mail. We mods don`t do the store; I don`t think even Fancy does. I think its handled by some office somewhere and no-one sentient has any say in who gets anything.

Personally, I`d like to hear from some of the people who`ve won this or that to see if they ever got them.
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Female 3,726
Oh, I see you sell thongs as well...
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Female 3,726
Soooo Lion...can you send me a shirt? I mean what do I have to do to get one? I mean short of paying for one and *whispers* anything sexually related...
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Male 8,302
> madest
> I`ve almost been banned. Threatened with the hammer. I`ve had a comment or two removed

First of all - Awww... I *LIKED* StarDagger. Well, most of the time, anyway.

Madest, I got permabanned for shopping Fancy`s face onto the 911 Tourist Guy about 2 weeks before I got made a mod! Davy went in to bat for me there and got me unbanned. As many of you have guessed at times, the public war between Davy and I is all for show, a Jack Benny/Fred Allan sort of thing. Not only do I owe him bigtime, but he`s One Righteous Dude as well. Then I banned myself once since then for a week for off-topic posts... you know you`re right, drinking and posting DON`T mix lol.
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Female 3,726
Male 513
Yawn....
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Male 1,240
Sanity is for the weak, dom. Sleep is for the gods.
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Male 1,240
Oooh, a classic. Excellent.
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Female 3,726
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Male 4,012
Lion:

Thanks! Just that I have an exam on the Malaysian Economy and just wondering how can I squeeze in my geekdom into the answer. Having a reference to Australia is just awesome (because we don`t have such classifications, and thus software development companies have a crappy time getting government aid)

LostInKorea: Nein.
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Female 2,249
wow i had to read that comment 5 times before i realised you said sleep not sheep
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Male 4,867
sleep is for the weak madest,
that said - i got a good 9 hours last night :->
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Female 3,726
@ Pabasa Schicken Sie mir Ihren tshirt jetzt
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Female 3,726
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Male 7,378
So do you cats ever sleep?
I`ve almost been banned. Threatened with the hammer. I`ve had a comment or two removed and it proves that drinking and commenting don`t go together.
@ AuburnJunkey, My posts are not left leaning unless they make fun of Sarah Palin. And why would you care? Libertarian sure sounds a lot like liberal.
Thanks Racoonhat!
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Female 351
I am actually on OF i always miss it because I fail :(
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Female 3,726
Congrats madest...I loved that show scared straight...CLASSIC!

OF again?

What`s up IAB? Mr. Fancypants, where is our pic from the live blog...show us your infamous face!
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Female 2,249
na uh... if i was a sellout i would be getting paid for it
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Male 4,867
pffft whatever....sellout
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Male 4,290
I`m different just like everyone else!
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Female 2,249
i only do mainstream things to be ironic

*rolls eyes*
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Male 4,867
you`d know all about that wouldnt you
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Female 2,249
psh... that is such a main stream thing to say
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Male 4,867
well well well...
if it isnt the Hipster Bish herself <_<
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Female 2,249
we meet again demisgood >.>
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Male 4,867
StarDagger got banned?!!!! YAY
*dances around*
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Male 8,302
> Pabasa
> Does the software industry count as a secondary (i.e. manufacturing) sector, or does it count as a tertiary (service) sector?

Depends on your country, because if you have VAT or GST or similar, it makes no difference anyway. But technically, just to get complicated, software companies who produce store-shelf software, such as games, generic accounting packages, etc, are classified as manufacturers (in Australia) whereas software DEVELOPMENT companies which produce software TO SPECIFICATION are classified as a service industry.
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Male 8,302
> AnarchistGod
> Could you find out which mod banned me? I`m just curious.

Davy`s already answered, but for general reference, the answer is "No". I named Davy cause I knew he wouldn`t mind me doing so without even asking him, and if it was me I`d man up to it and tell anyone so to their face. But any of the other mods, no, I wouldn`t tell you who.
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Male 893
@davymid

Davy, I like you. You`re a smart person and you handled the situation responsibly. I don`t plan on ever getting banned again so you don`t have to worry about me. It`s like I said in that email I sent you. "I won`t break the rules by crossing the line..."

There are a few reasons why I like this site. I come to IAB for the interesting content and to post my unpopular opinions. I enjoy reading the comments that attempt to debunk me. Replying to them keeps my mind sharp. Both I, and the people I reply to usually learn something from each other. The last reason why I come to IAB is to make friends, but I consider you to be one. :-)
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Female 654
i think this guy and i could get along very well, although his turn on is a turn off for me...his turn off more than makes up for it. yes pats on the back for you Madest, you are worthy.
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Male 4,012
Might as well take advantage of the Open Forum:

Does the software industry count as a secondary (i.e. manufacturing) sector, or does it count as a tertiary (service) sector?
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Male 12,138
[quote]Since we are on the topic of bans and what brings them down, I`d like to point out that StarDagger is now perma-banned for posting gay porn in the chat. Let the party begin[/quote]
Ah yes, StarDagger, another bleating liberal left-winger who I temp-banned and put on the watch-list a while back for personal attacks on right-wing conservative Christians.

That guy was on my f*cking TEAM, and I banned him.

Any more slandering of IAB having a blatant favouritism and liberal leftist bias to come tonight? Cause I for one am kinda pissed off at the accusations by now.
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Male 4,012
[quote] StarDagger is now perma-banned for posting gay porn in the chat [/quote]

Damn, missed it.
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Male 2,238
[quote]Would you like some cheese to go with your f*cking whine?[/quote]
Or some more chips, to go with the ones on both shoulders?
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Male 12,138
[quote]To clarify, I got banned once for calling a Hispanic woman Consuela and a black guy Tyrone. The other time, I forget. Maybe cause I was arguing with a mod? I really don`t remember. [/quote]
Sorry, final point. @AuburnJunky: Would you like some cheese to go with your f*cking whine?
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Male 1,958
Since we are on the topic of bans and what brings them down, I`d like to point out that StarDagger is now perma-banned for posting gay porn in the chat. Let the party begin
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Male 12,138
... And that was the content of the missive. The overwhelming vote was for temp ban (hint on your self-deleted post: calling out other individual IAB users who are active US military personnel "Nazis" and "the scum of the earth" didn`t help your case).

Hope this also reaches out to some others who complain about our apparent liberal, hippy, soldier-hating bias...

Anyways, all good and water under the bridge. Onwards and upwards, as they say. :-)
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Male 12,138
I`m referring specifically to THIS POST (to-date davy insert here: since deleted by yourself, thanks for that).

Of course there are other examples of some pretty inflammatory things out there which others may have caught themselves.

Can we bring this one to a vote? Ignore, Warning, Temp or Perm?
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Male 12,138
AnarchistGod: Ban Discussion
So, we all know AnarchistGod, right?

He`s an outspoken and apparently intelligent IABer who`s recently become active in forums. He`s a bit of a political maverick, as he has opinions on how democracy is evil, Anarchy is the only true way of government etc etc. All of which fine, he`s entitled to his opinions.

But recently he`s been cutting it pretty close with personal attacks, and I wanted to throw this out there. I wouldn`t normally bring such a thing as yet another banned user to the Mod Blog, but I feel this one is important to get consensus on: It`s dancing right on the fault-line between infringement of freedom of speech and not allowing personal attacks.
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Male 12,138
vv Anarchist, I can answer that one for you. It was me that laid down your temp ban, but after consensus decision. Not lightly do we bring such discussions to the Top Secret Mod Forum(TM), but your case was one such.

In a rare inner glimpse of the Inner Sanctum, here was my post on that forum:
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Male 1,958
I love open Forums
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Male 893
@lionhart2

Could you find out which mod banned me? I`m just curious.
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Male 8,302
[quote]I just don`t want my taxes paying for Consuela or Tyrone`s health care, when they can just as well be paying for insurance instead of having every movie channel, or selling crack instead of having a job...Tyrone needs to stop killing Jerome, and Consuela needs to have 2 kids and be done with it lol.[/quote]

Somehow, I don`t think the thing Davy took exception to there was their names.

The other ban was by Fancy, it doesn`t have the text, just this note:

[quote]spam, porn, stretching page, aggravating mods[/quote]

For the record, any of these singly will annoy someone, but all together? You must have been having a fun day that day.
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Male 893
I`m not gonna get banned for that.
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Male 10,338
Lulz AG.

You`re gonna get in trouble again for pics.
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Male 893
@auburnjunky
[quote]To clarify, I got banned once for calling a Hispanic woman Consuela and a black guy Tyrone.[/quote]
You called a black guy Tyrone!? How could you!?!?
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Male 10,338
To clarify, I got banned once for calling a Hispanic woman Consuela and a black guy Tyrone. The other time, I forget. Maybe cause I was arguing with a mod? I really don`t remember.

I was just playing the troll game earlier. I love ya madest. Congrats!

Filthy lib ;).
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Male 10,338
Say wha? When did I get banned this time?
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Male 2,049
poopiesnacks
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Male 1,085
Bill Bryson?! NICE!
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Male 4,012
Whatever it is, I`m booking my annual Hot 100 Men of 2010 submission when it comes out in mid-May. I don`t mind if other links I submit don`t get posted, but my soul will be crushed if the list doesn`t get posted or someone else does it for me this year... I`m not ready to give the job away yet! :)
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Male 4,807
I like JUGGALETTEx0`s idea
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Female 1,380
I think it should tell us not only the user that submitted it, but also the mod that approved it as well.
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Male 8,302
> ShadowRyder
> most of the links I submitted were pretty good and they never get posted. As a matter of fact, my last posted item was from a while back

I COULD say its because the damn site is 99% funny pictures now so very few actual submitted links seem to get posted now, but since I`m a mod I`d better not.
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Male 8,302
> JUGGALETTEx0

As far as I know, you can still browse the site when banned, you just can`t sign up a name or participate.
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Female 1,380
wait....so like when someone gets banned, can they still come on here to look at the content but not talk on the forums? or can they not go to this site at all like their ip address gets blocked?
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Male 2,125
[quote]Most people who have similar percentages only have low numbers like 3 out of 10.[/quote]

You know..most of the links I submitted were pretty good and they never get posted. As a matter of fact, my last posted item was from a while back. >.>
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Female 3,574
Eh, he probably thinks he was banned just for being conservative. I wouldn`t want burst his bubble.
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Male 12,138
pui, there`s a glitch where your profile doesn`t show up if you`ve been banned before. Auburn`s been banned twice. I won`t embarrass him further by saying what for.

Might go some ways towards explaining the large dose of butt-hurt though.
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Male 5,970
I`m currently watching Avatar for the first time. Not too bad, but..eh, still over-hyped.
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Female 3,574
How come auburn`s profile doesn`t seem to work anymore? lol
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Male 12,138
Nice post, bob.

Auburn, ain`t it a bitch getting called out on your bullsh*t? I hate that.
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Male 1,195
"it`s for ALL contribution."

Then is a month really enough time to be featuring him?
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Female 3,828
is this thing still open?

good job, dom!
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Male 286
YES! I`m young compared to this guy! Sir, do you go around tellin people yer Hunter S.?
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Male 40,414
@domisgood How about a boobie?


Nope, it NEVER gets old!! lolz!
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Male 5,970
Alright, give me a few minutes...
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Male 4,867
5000th posts....woooo!!

now all gimme some nudes >_>
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Male 5,970
5000 posts? Make a live video about IAB then suddenly break into song...yeah. That`s what I`d do.
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Male 5,970
Hehe, the only reason I`d enjoy this spot is that I have quite an interesting history on the site. But other than that, I might as well be I-A-B`s MISTAKE of the month!
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Male 15,510
Ha ha MAdest
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Male 5,970
I didn`t even see this OF here! Hello!
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Male 4,290
[quote]I`ve submitted tons of things, but my outwardly appearance as a conservative prohibits the mods from posting them.[/quote]
You`ve submitted 6 links in total. 5 of those have been within the last 4 days.
2 of those 5 links were to Hulu videos, which are unviewable by anyone outside the USA - and we get a lot of traffic from outside America.

madest has suggested 225 links in total.
Starting to see the difference yet?

We`re not vetoing your links because you`re a conservative auburnjunky. CrakrJak is conservative, and he has nearly as good a link acceptance rate as madest.
We choose links on the merit of the link, not on the political allegiance of the user who submitted it.
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Male 4,867
this OF is doing crap
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Male 40,414
I`ve gotten some right-leaning stuff into the mix :) It helps if it`s funny, eh?
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Male 10,338
It depends. I`ve submitted tons of things, but my outwardly appearance as a conservative prohibits the mods from posting them.
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Male 70
This is what it takes to be reader of the month? Can I be [email protected] of the month? Please please please...
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Male 10,338
@not allowed:

Advising Obama. There`s a chance he might have to speak with no teleprompter when talking about the military attack in the gulf.
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Female 526
Oh Fancy, you make me all giggly inside when you talk to me like that..now say something really dirty! SAY IT!

anyhow, thanks for the clarification, though i still think the open forum thing is kind of a dumb idea..what does it even matter whether they keep on the subject or not..? it`s not like there`s anyone who actually reads all the 133 pages of a certain link (not unless you`re one of those Post Whores mentioned above, or one of the mods. poor, poor modes.)

oh, and thank you for not slaughtering me for saying "massage board". where are all the spelling nazis today?
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Male 893
@domisgood

Yeah, I got some suggestions for yah.

4997th post: Post a picture of a man stabbing a kitten to death with a ballpoint pen.

4998th post: Post a picture of a man having sex with a child.

4999th post: Post a picture of a man having sex with a child while stabbing a kitten to death with a ballpoint pen.

5000th post: Insult fancylad.
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Male 4,290
I hate you dom.

madest, 29% is actually really high, especially considering the number of links you`ve submitted. Most people who have similar percentages only have low numbers like 3 out of 10.
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Male 25,417
wow, i know who im about to stalk :P Dis is cool IAB community is one of the decent ones out there! Happy to be part of it!
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Male 10,338
;) means kidding poo poo heads.
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Male 7,378
Only 29%?!?! YGBFKM! Room for improvement.
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Male 4,867
i`m closing in 5000 posts.
i feel i should honour the milestone somehow....
suggestions?
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Male 4,867
oh, i guess it does.
madest has 68 accepted links not 67. so you were wrong, HOWS IT FEEL BIATCH!?
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Male 4,867
hey bob.
does it ever get annoying being right?
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Male 4,290
1) This is the first ever User of the Month, and all the conservatives are already bitching about liberal bias. Christ. If we make the next one George Bush, will you shut up?

Anyway, madest isn`t just UotM for his interesting posts in the forums - it`s for ALL contribution. He has an excellent track record of submitting consistently interesting content - 29% acceptance rate (which is very high), a total of 67 accepted links.

2) "You can post whatever you want" means "there`s no such thing as offtopic in an OF", not "all rules are out the window".

3) You`ll know which ones are the insightful posters and which are the post whores, because the insightful posters will no doubt be appearing in future UotMs.
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Male 7,378
AJ, Aren`t you smarter than a 1st grader?
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Male 10,338
@fancylad:

1. I-A-B is a community-driven site. The readers are the most interesting element about it. The comments are the best part of visiting. Point is, we want to give credit to the regulars who go above and beyond and make the site interesting.

2. An Open Forum is a place where you can post whatever you want as opposed to staying on topic on other links. It`s not rocket science.

3. We call them Post Whores. We laugh at them.

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Fancylad you website owner!

1. Especially if they are liberal hacks with no redeeming qualities! Even moreso if they will owe Auburnjunky money soon.

2. Unless you say something the mods don`t like, then BAD BAD Auburnjunky!

3. Or we call them people who rack up post because they say insightful things, and have to repeat themselves because the average IAB poster (madest) cannot comprehend anything past first grade level curriculum.

;)
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Male 2,034
"asian suprise;
asian people say suprise like supplies,
stoopds aussie"

Asian people pronounce L`s like R`s. So when they try to say "supplies" it comes out "surprise." You had the right idea, just the wrong way around. And I don`t appreciate the "stoopds" comment. Mainly because I dig redheads. There I said it.
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Female 4,447
Ani has a mild hangover. >.< Also, congo rats, Madest buddy.
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Male 1,045
@almightybob

dude, i haven`t slept al night, i don`t have enough brainpower to thin up fancy words for mind control.

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Male 4,290
[quote]holy poo, you australians already have kineticaly controlled computers?[/quote]
Aren`t all computers kinetically controlled? Keyboard/mouse ones anyway.
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Male 3,425
Shush girl! Shut your lips! Damn, that song sucks...
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Male 1,045
holy poo, you australians already have kineticaly controlled computers?
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Female 2,249
oh and im blind too. so i cant read what youre saying. im totally like that helen keller chick
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Male 1,045
just because i`m stupid doesn`t mean i`m a bastard.

well, i am, but you don`t know that.
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Female 2,249
im deaf you bastard... so i wouldnt know
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Male 1,045
the hell you talking about mushie?
i`m not racist either, but i have heard chinese people talk.
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Female 2,249
just because im not rasicst enough to get it...
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Male 4,867
asian suprise;
asian people say suprise like supplies,
stoopds aussie
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Female 2,249
im still watching it and i dun gwt it
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Male 1,045
haha, i had to watch it twice to get it.
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Male 3,425
I think a bit of mild racism should liven things up here:
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Male 1,045
well, you two are obviously not neighbours, is there something i`m missing here?
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Female 2,249
actually i lied... i just wanted to see if youd come on chat so i could laugh at you
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Male 40,414
Lolz! Congradulations madest! You`re an old fart like me! (born in 1963 eh?)
I`m still awaiting your admission that I was right tho...
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Male 4,867
same here. I`m meant to be doing an essay on the Vietnam War, i`m watching Apocalypse Now instead...
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Female 2,249
lol im not even on chat anymore... im trying do my essay
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Male 4,867
i`m waiting for you to leave before going into chat
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Female 2,249
you should come in chat its even better. And the fact dom`s not there is an added bonus...
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Male 4,867
dont worry Ed, mushie never knows what shes talking about either
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Male 1,045
i don`t know what the hell you two are talking about, but i`m having a merry time.
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Female 2,249
Yeah, the more the merrier for an angry `burn that hideous creature` mob...

Yeah, im feeling deju vu
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Male 4,867
No, she was running to tell all her friends about me, the more the merrier.

i swear we`ve had this exact conversation before...
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Female 2,249
she couldnt say anything at all.... she was too busy running in fear of your monstrosity of a face
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Male 1,045
oh, snap.
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Male 4,867
thats not what yo mama said
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Female 2,249
he`s not really

his name is false advertising
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Male 1,045
i drated up royally didn`t I?
doomisgood then.
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Male 4,867
the name is domisgood, not doomisgood, doomisgod, domisgod, demigod, demisgod, demisgood....just clearing that one up >_>
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Female 2,249
rofl... demisgood
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Male 1,045
@not allowed

you might wanna put some vaseline in that.
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Male 1,045
@demisgod

well, there`s always a first time for everything.
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Male 4,012
[quote](giving Fancy a blow job isn`t mandatory - but it is advised)[/quote]

That tactic doesn`t work. Not when I tried it anyway.
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Male 4,867
*cough* owned *cough*
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Male 20,830
@ NotAllowed

1. why would i want to know about some random dude? how does it make my life less boring? it doesn`t! he`s still random! come on IAB..

2. could someone explain to me what`s the deal with that Open Forum thing?! what does it even mean? how is it different from the usual massage board? i don`t get it..

3. how do people manage to get a gazillion posts in like 4 months? what the hell people..?

+ + + +

NotAllowed, you ignorant slut! OK, here are your answers...

1. I-A-B is a community-driven site. The readers are the most interesting element about it. The comments are the best part of visiting. Point is, we want to give credit to the regulars who go above and beyond and make the site interesting.

2. An Open Forum is a place where you can post whatever you want as opposed to staying on topic on other links. It`s not rocket science.

3. We call them Post Whores. We laugh at them.
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Male 4,867
Edgarska19, Fancy explained how you become Reader of the Month:
Submit good links, entertaining comments in the forums and be a general cool guy (giving Fancy a blow job isn`t mandatory - but it is advised)
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Male 4,867
the OF is stinky coz you`re here
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Male 1,045
and what`s the criteria for choosing the reader of the month?
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Female 2,249
the OF is sad because you`re here :(
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Female 1,593
Congrats Madest! :)
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Male 4,867
so whats happening people of IAB?
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Male 522
Wow this is a sad OF
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Male 1,240
LETS TALK ABOUT DEAD BABIES!!!!
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Male 769
[quote]ok, so i have a few things to say, so i DEMAND ATTENTION!![/quote]....

well ok then....

1. This a contest. IAB is just relaying info about the winner.
2. An open forum is where the message board is open content. you`re able to discuss anything you like. rather than with the normal message board where you have to be on topic or at least related to the topic at hand, in an OF you can talk about dead babies if you like.
3. Don`t worry about that... they`ve traded a special part of their soul for that privilege.
4. Well, i don`t guess there`s anything for me to say about that one. Cheers.

I like your homepage, btw :3
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Female 526
ok, so i have a few things to say, so i DEMAND ATTENTION!!
1. why would i want to know more about some random dude? i mean, how does it make my life less boring? it doesn`t! he`s still a random dude! come on IAB..
2. could someone explain to me once and for all what`s the deal with that Open Forum thing?! what does it even mean? how is it different from the usual massage board? i don`t get it..
3. how do people manage to get a gazillion posts in like 4 months? what the hell people..?
4. congrats Madest..i guess..
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Male 1,240
I had sooo much bacon today.
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Male 3,425
Wow, haven`t been on here in a while, I`ve been so busy recently.

Good to see this sort of post though, the thing I really love about this site is the community feel. Well done madest for... well being picked I guess.
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Female 2,249
its only impossible if you dont believe and are fooled by the media. Or you have epilepsy >.>
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Female 2,249
@mido

Madest is cooooooooool.
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Male 1,043
I Like him ^^


(No. Not `Like`-Liking...)
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Male 4,290
[quote]I like the otter guy, he`s otterly hilarious (a little joke there)[/quote]
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

But yeah, grats madest. Nice to learn a bit more about the members :)

And that game is impossible mushie.
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Female 8
Ok, so did anyone actual read this? If so please relay it in one sentence to me.
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Male 8,302
> watdatdoo
> Guys how do i submit a picture that i have in my computer? not from a website

What Davy said. OR sign up a free account at ImageShack, Blogspot, or any of the other free picture hosting services, upload it here, then submit its new link.
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Female 2,249
once you play elephant rave your life will be enriched. you will become a better person. you will climb to the top of maslow`s heirachy of needs. by clicking on that link you will go on a journey of self discovery where you will learn the meaning of life for elephant rave holds the key to the universe....
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Male 2,238
Unce unce unce.

Night shiv, seeya round man.
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Female 2,249
you know what. im going to take this opportunity to post ELEPHANT RAVE!

it will be accepted one day.... mwa ha ha
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Male 769
i know i`ve not been here for this OF. but i`m leaving... g`night OF. ^_^
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Female 2,249
yessssss...

im hard at work doing my essay, not conversing in any flashed based web chats at all...
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Male 2,238
Oh well then GTFO of here and do your essay. OF can wait, so you don`t fail Uni.
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Female 2,249
but i have an essaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to write. which i have clearly working hard on >.>
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Male 2,238
Well the last twe OFs have been dead, while you`ve been out doing your acting shiz.

So yes please God save this one.
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Male 4,012
[quote]F*ck me gently while stroking my hair[/quote]

Is that an offer, Davy?
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Female 2,249
oh OH OH! i see how it is....

you lead me to a dead OF expecting me to bring it to life like i always do. i should totally get paid for this shet
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Male 2,238
Yeah Dom, it is.

Partahhh.
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Male 4,867
Is this an OF now?

Also, i`m sorry hear you`re a Redskins fan Madest, tough break :L
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Male 2,238
Yeah, Madest, congrats dude. :D
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Male 4,867
congrats on being so awesome Madest.

I like this new feature :D
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Male 2,737
Here`s some choice. I Haven`t been able to get any video on IAB. Fix it<please
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Male 2,238
Bassdee, you can really get to know certain members of the community through the chat. We don`t bite. :)
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Female 3,828
lol limphotdog is the best SN ever!

we had a neighbor that we hated, once, and we used to call him limp noodle. we tried to get rid of him, he was so terrible, and one time i accidently refered to him as limp noodle to the landlord.we all cracked up.
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Male 70
you know it would be interesting to even have a small email interview with some of the people... especially for newbie IABers such as myself not knowing too much about the MODs on here
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Male 10,338
You`ve got to be drating kidding me.

Really? Really?

Just when you think things are getting better, Jupiter spreads your cheeks and shoves rooster in ass!
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Female 8,006
Yup- Short History of nearly everything was fun! I listen to audio bools on my MP3 player while I work so I need something interesting. God Delusion was good- but I kept talking back to it, not so good!
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Male 4,680
Oh man, Bill Bryson is probably my favourite author. Nice choice madest!
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Male 2,034
I was really bored, so I went through the profiles of everyone in this thread looking at the "member since" date. I`m now wondering where my life went wrong...

And a bit curious as to why I don`t receive special treatment.
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Female 673
I think this is an awesome idea. I`ve always wanted to know more about some of the active members of I-A-B. Congrats, madest. Kudos for being a pot smoker, too. :-P
It will be a while before I ever get this opportunity. All the content I try to submit isn`t entertaining enough, lol. But when it is my turn, I so can`t wait.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Guys how do i submit a picture that i have in my computer? not from a website.[/quote]
Send it to [email protected] If it`s cool and funny and relieves the boredom of the masses, it will be featured.
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Male 31
Guys how do i submit a picture that i have in my computer? not from a website.
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Male 12,138
F*ck me gently while stroking my hair, but I love IAB.

And that`s all I have to say about that.
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Female 511
drate Yeah
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Female 15,763
Thanks for clarifying, Anar.
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Male 4,014
I like Corgis because they have stubby legs.
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Male 12,138
vv Not where I come from, GJ.

Go Amsterdam!
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Male 4,014
Pot is illegal Maddest, you damn dirty hippie!
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Male 893
@nofatchicks

It was Aristocles, son of Ariston. More commonly known as Plato.
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Male 257
Who said that only the dead see the end of war?
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Male 1,452
i knew madest was going to get the nod
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Female 3,828
LOL opie.

congrats, madest!:-)
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Male 893
@opiebreath

If you read my first comment you will see that I typed "In terms of politics". I never said this site had an agenda. I simply stated what I observed and I observe IABers having a tendency to advocate the state to solve X, Y, and Z. Whether or not the liberals outnumber the conservatives or vice-verse depends on which is advocating freedom and which is advocating the state. I just happen to notice that there are much more statists then libertarians.

People tend to get confused because they think in terms of left and right instead of up and down.
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Male 478
That`s a lot of weed. O.O
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Male 8,302
Madwho??
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Male 5,194
Congratulations, Madest!
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Female 15,763
Anarchist: "This is not a ___ site."

I didn`t realize this site had any political agenda other than whatever the hell the users like seeing...
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Male 5
Pulp Fiction is definitely the greatest movie of all time. The Rocky Horror Picture Show follows at a close second though.
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Male 3,842
An excellent choice. Congratulations Madest. For some reason when reading your words I imagine you to have the exact voice of Hunter S. Thompson.
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Male 893
[quote]For example, when the issue is something like healthcare, all the liberals show up and advocate the state to provide it and when the issue is something like immigration all the conservatives show up and advocate the state to protect them.[/quote]

This is why everyone tends to always disagree with me :P
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Male 893
@xhappyhourx (continued)

Libertarians, such as myself, realize that the state does a poor job at both. If it did a good job, it wouldn`t need to tax people in the first place. Whenever there is some sort of issue in society, the IABer`s almost always advocate the state to solve it. For example, when the issue is something like healthcare, all the liberals show up and advocate the state to provide it and when the issue is something like immigration all the conservatives show up and advocate the state to protect them.

It usually takes some thought into being an anarchist, as oppose to just saying that the state will solve it.

Just like it usually takes some thought into being an atheist, as oppose to just saying God did it.

@madest

Congratulations!
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Male 893
@xhappyhourx

In terms of politics,
This is not a liberal site.
This is not a conservative site.
This is a statist site.

Liberals tend to see the state as a provider, which is why they for the most part advocate universal healthcare, public schools, and all these other social programs.

Conservatives tend to see the state as a protecter, which is why for the most part they advocate a strong military and laws that throw people into prison for victimless crimes such as smoking marijuana. (continued)
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Male 141
Dr. Tiller was murdered by a woman.
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Female 15,763
Did your least favorite moment happen seconds before your favorite moment?

;D

Also, you would love my BAD MOTHER F*CKER wallet.
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Male 12,138
Goddam it, I left my wine in the freezer too long and now it`s frozen into an enormous chardonnaysicle...
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Male 7,378
Thanks pui, buddy! Looks like I got a face that can kill an open forum so I`ll just slink away. Pretend I`m not here and share pics of your dogs?
My Corgi:

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Male 612
why would i want to submit links? if i could find these links on my own i wouldn`t need IAB,
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Female 1,798
YAAAAAY Madest!!! :) :)
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Female 315
Huzzah for OF. Congrats to Madest. I want to see pictures of the dog now. :)
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Female 3,574
Congrats, Madest!
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Male 7,378
Hey thanks to most of you. I like the otter guy, he`s otterly hilarious (a little joke there). McNabbs a bit past his prime to be too excited about. New coach new staff, we`ll see. Snyder has a way of suckin it bad.
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Male 7,933
Madest, if you are reading this, how do you feel about McNabb?
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Male 522
oh yeah there`s an OF
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Female 3,574
This is the lamest open forum ever :P
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Male 1,190
Congrats°!!
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Male 4,807
Congrats Madest
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Male 4,807
You like Steak and Pulp Fiction?? Awesome!
"say what again motherF*^K3r ... I dare ya.. I double dare ya.."
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Female 4,376
Madest you are full of Win today.
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Female 4,039
I never pictured you as bald, Madest. Otherwise, everything else is the way I might have imagined!
p.s. I`m jealous that you get to take your dog to work.
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Male 7
PULP FICTION FTW!!!
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Female 3,574
xhappyhourx, don`t worry bb, I`m sure they`ll even it out. :P
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Male 272
madest sounds like a cool dude. the kind i`d like to smoke some herb with
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Female 34
Wow. Shocker, you pick a liberal republican-hater. You guys are so predictable.
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Male 467
Oops, supposed to read "I leave otters when they do stupid stuff". Not that you`d think otterwise (a little joke there) but I just wanted to clear things up.
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Male 467
Sooo, when I first read the title I thought "this is a joke, right?" then I read on and let me tell ya; (not that you care) I`ve never been more angry at my "special" gift of reading than now. Or maybe that other time. And that one other time too, but other than those times there are only a bunch of other times, where I`ve been more mad at my supremacy at reading. I think.

I leave otters. They rule.
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Male 12,138
Nice one Madest.
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Female 9,562
Congrats madest!!!!!
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Female 497
That picture reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson. I approve =]
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Male 4,012
Survivor? SURVIVOR? O_o That is soooooo 2000

But congratulations anyway Madest! :D
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Male 1,297
i like this idea, although i`m lukewarm on madest
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Male 2,148
Drat yeah, Redskins!!
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Male 1,195
"Wow look at that Concerto got in even before fancylad. How often does that happen?"

His comment`s gone now... I guess it doesn`t happen.
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Male 10,440
Wow look at that Concerto got in even before fancylad. How often does that happen?
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Female 3,574
lol! cool! I like all this new stuff IAB is doing. I hope this keeps up because there are a lot of IAB members I`d like to learn more about!
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Male 20,830
Link: I-Am-Bored`s Reader Of The Month For April [Pic] [Rate Link] - Who`s I-A-B`s first ever Reader of the Month? You`ll have to click in to find out. Also, Open Forum Friday! Woo!
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