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Date: 05/18/10 01:03 PM

49 Responses to How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Link: How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children - Just in case you`re ever attacked by a classroom full of pesky young kids, remember this move that might save your life.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    This reminds of the fight between Brennan & Dale and the neighborhood bullies from Step Brothers.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    so wrong, but so cool!
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    Hedanito Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    I doubt I`ll ever be attacked by a bunch of kids
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    it doesnt work so well in practice....
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Also applicable in daycare
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Grab by the feet so it`s head against head.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Yeah I`d say grabbing the feet would work better. .
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    i agree with Zerocyde, it`s more affective that way
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Just make the children baby zombies
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    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    effective?
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Good advice that.
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    This is how you win a fight. Against anybody.
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    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    no IAB logo at the bottom?! O.O
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I agree with the pedobear post.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    See, this is what I come here for! Practical advice that I can use in my day-to-day life! :-)
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    Judlo Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    does anyone have children I can borrow to try this?
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    @Judio
    I got two sisters if you want to try it on them.
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Or throw those gay-ass silly bandz at them. Anyone see how popular those are getting?
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    I had a friend who did this to a group of 1st graders when we were in Elementary school. Only it was more badass because he was swinging two kids hanging on to the ends of a long stick. Reading back at what I read, that sounds like the biggest lie anybody has ever told, but I swear to you this is true. And it was also pretty funny.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    ...why are the children bald? And why did someone paint a square on that house...too cheap to buy windows?
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    now what about the last one (the one you are holding)
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Just chuck him. If you can`t take on one child you deserve whatever you get.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    "How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children"

    Use protection
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    maybe if iab`s captcha`s didn`t include just a few words like tree and apple (is that it?) there wouldn`t be such a spam issue
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    DesertDustX Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    "now what about the last one (the one you are holding)"

    You let go in front of the nearest tree. lol
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    > keith2
    > maybe if iab`s captcha`s didn`t include just a few words like tree and apple (is that it?) there wouldn`t be such a spam issue

    You forgot `star`!! And yep... those 3 are it. The captchas are only used when you`re submitting anyway, not signing up. Believe me, the mods got Righteous about it last week and a signup captcha is coming soon.
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    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Must be a puny teacher that can only sling one kid at a time. JMIO
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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:33 am
    certainly gonna use this technique. thanks IAB! useful as always!
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:53 am
    wow, this could be so useful when dropping my kid at kindergarten...
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    ardystic Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:51 am
    i saw this happen in real life when i was young. a dad was swinging his daughter and knocked down a couple kids. it was effective.
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    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:06 am
    reminds me of zelda O_O
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:20 am
    The sick part is that the Viet Cong really did things like this.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:10 am
    IAB: Send a bill for advertising to these "ccshoper" a-holes. Name your price and get them in court if they don`t pay, written affidavits from a hundred IAB users that, yes, we have all seen the ads many times.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:23 am
    works even better if you`re in a skate rink
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:38 am
    @duffytoler
    i second that motion! i hate all the spammers hitting iab lately...its like a bad rash that won`t go away....that itches....and is oozing....and is contagious
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:24 am
    add itkonlyyou** to this list too please!

    IAB: Send a bill for advertising to these "ccshoper" a-holes. Name your price and get them in court if they don`t pay, written affidavits from a hundred IAB users that, yes, we have all seen the ads many times.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:43 am
    kitteh9lives, you sure thats not gonorrhea??
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:50 am
    what is with all these spammers? really? nobody here is going to your links, so it`s all wasted energy! find another place that you could spam more successfully. we all hate you.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:25 am
    samidoll, everyone shares your sentiments, but it`s like yelling at a wall. :(
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:30 am
    A few of those kids aren`t getting hit
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Thank you Nidonemo, my thoughts exactly.
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:46 am
    sadness, nidonemo. if only i could speak spam :(
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    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Nidonemo: I hate to disagree, but yelling at walls is MUCH more effective.... and funs for the whole family!
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Like the caption says,
    I would just use a chainsaw.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Didn`t I see this in `The Matrix Reloaded?`
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    HappyAbes Female 18-29
    78 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:54 am
    Ha, i work with kids and i told my boss this method.. she was suprisingly impressed
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