How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Just in case you"re ever attacked by a classroom full of pesky young kids, remember this move that might save your life.
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Female 78
Ha, i work with kids and i told my boss this method.. she was suprisingly impressed
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Male 1,590
Didn`t I see this in `The Matrix Reloaded?`
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Male 2,893
Like the caption says,
I would just use a chainsaw.
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Male 177
Nidonemo: I hate to disagree, but yelling at walls is MUCH more effective.... and funs for the whole family!
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Female 614
sadness, nidonemo. if only i could speak spam :(
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Male 440
Thank you Nidonemo, my thoughts exactly.
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Male 440
A few of those kids aren`t getting hit
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Male 9,305
samidoll, everyone shares your sentiments, but it`s like yelling at a wall. :(
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Female 614
what is with all these spammers? really? nobody here is going to your links, so it`s all wasted energy! find another place that you could spam more successfully. we all hate you.
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Male 794
kitteh9lives, you sure thats not gonorrhea??
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Male 5,189
:/ Mehhhh.
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Female 8,043
add itkonlyyou** to this list too please!

IAB: Send a bill for advertising to these "ccshoper" a-holes. Name your price and get them in court if they don`t pay, written affidavits from a hundred IAB users that, yes, we have all seen the ads many times.
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Female 8,043
@duffytoler
i second that motion! i hate all the spammers hitting iab lately...its like a bad rash that won`t go away....that itches....and is oozing....and is contagious
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Male 1,596
works even better if you`re in a skate rink
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Male 5,194
IAB: Send a bill for advertising to these "ccshoper" a-holes. Name your price and get them in court if they don`t pay, written affidavits from a hundred IAB users that, yes, we have all seen the ads many times.
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Male 5,194
The sick part is that the Viet Cong really did things like this.
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Male 64
reminds me of zelda O_O
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Male 1,083
i saw this happen in real life when i was young. a dad was swinging his daughter and knocked down a couple kids. it was effective.
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Female 833
wow, this could be so useful when dropping my kid at kindergarten...
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Female 526
certainly gonna use this technique. thanks IAB! useful as always!
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Male 320
Must be a puny teacher that can only sling one kid at a time. JMIO
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Male 8,302
> keith2
> maybe if iab`s captcha`s didn`t include just a few words like tree and apple (is that it?) there wouldn`t be such a spam issue

You forgot `star`!! And yep... those 3 are it. The captchas are only used when you`re submitting anyway, not signing up. Believe me, the mods got Righteous about it last week and a signup captcha is coming soon.
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Male 427
"now what about the last one (the one you are holding)"

You let go in front of the nearest tree. lol
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Male 2,591
maybe if iab`s captcha`s didn`t include just a few words like tree and apple (is that it?) there wouldn`t be such a spam issue
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Male 15,510
"How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children"

Use protection
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Female 1,172
Just chuck him. If you can`t take on one child you deserve whatever you get.
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Male 698
now what about the last one (the one you are holding)
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Male 1,351
...why are the children bald? And why did someone paint a square on that house...too cheap to buy windows?
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Female 665
I had a friend who did this to a group of 1st graders when we were in Elementary school. Only it was more badass because he was swinging two kids hanging on to the ends of a long stick. Reading back at what I read, that sounds like the biggest lie anybody has ever told, but I swear to you this is true. And it was also pretty funny.
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Male 722
Or throw those gay-ass silly bandz at them. Anyone see how popular those are getting?
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Male 893
@Judio
I got two sisters if you want to try it on them.
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Female 16
does anyone have children I can borrow to try this?
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Male 4,431
See, this is what I come here for! Practical advice that I can use in my day-to-day life! :-)
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Male 10,855
I agree with the pedobear post.
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Female 356
no IAB logo at the bottom?! O.O
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Male 1,958
This is how you win a fight. Against anybody.
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Male 10,440
Good advice that.
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Male 893
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Female 142
effective?
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Male 15,510
Just make the children baby zombies
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Male 699
i agree with Zerocyde, it`s more affective that way
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Female 2,352
Yeah I`d say grabbing the feet would work better. .
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Male 3,255
Grab by the feet so it`s head against head.
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Female 2,509
Also applicable in daycare
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Male 4,867
it doesnt work so well in practice....
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Male 397
I doubt I`ll ever be attacked by a bunch of kids
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Male 25,417
so wrong, but so cool!
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Female 934
This reminds of the fight between Brennan & Dale and the neighborhood bullies from Step Brothers.
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Male 20,830
Link: How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just in case you`re ever attacked by a classroom full of pesky young kids, remember this move that might save your life.
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