How To Tell Your Parents You`re Pregnant [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

There"s a right way and a wrong way to tell your parents you got all knocked up. This is the right way.
Credits: SMBC Comics
There are 39 comments:
Male 296
@markperr,

It`s a comic. If you don`t like the joke, don`t like the post, go somewhere else.
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Male 263
I think the kid would be a bastardized version of Dilbert.
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Male 8,302
> fabarati
> Is it because you sexed up his mother?

No, it is because Missus No. 2 was sitting in my lap while we browsed IAB`s new offerings, if you really want to know. :-)
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Female 15,763
SMBC.

I LOVE SMBC.

OH MAN. SMBC LOVE SO HARD.
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Male 716
For counterfeit goods, head to smalltrade!!!
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Male 33
A child raising a child and grandparents (or taxpayers) footing the bill. REAL FUNNY!!!!!
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Male 4,594
I`ll fess up... The kid is mine... I tapped her. I think it would be cool if the kid comes out as Charlie Brown.
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Male 1,240
>Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...

Is it because you sexed up his mother? I bet you sexed up his mother.
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Male 2,893
ahhhhhhhhhh. i love SMBC.
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Female 84
Right way:
You: Hey, big news. I`ve decided this world is full of scum and I`m going to start shooting people starting with you two.
Them:*eek*
You:JK, I`m only having a baby.
Them: Whew!
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Male 8,302
> `Cause he never gets any. (I went there)

Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...
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Male 1,226
Alt picture: Link
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Male 731
"Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn`t you?"

`Cause he never gets any. (I went there.)
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Male 773
Come on, Lion, I doubt your parents would be surprised at your pregnancy. Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn`t you?
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Male 8,302
> Oblivia
> My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can`t deny my father having sex.

Actually, you can. You can`t deny your MOM had sex, but whether it was with your Old Man or not, only she and Cosmo know for sure.
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Male 2,748
yea... that`ll work reeeaaal well
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Male 496
lionhart, times have changed old man. people are having all kinds of sex nowadays that has NOTHING to do with love or anything even close. anonymous sex could not be any more appropriate :P
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Female 812
Ow yes Lionhart, I know that there is sex after 40... My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can`t deny my father having sex.......
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Female 1,006
I love this comic! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :D
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Female 509
When my friend told her mom, the woman threw dishes at a 52 inch plasma tv. I`d like to see what happens after that wonderful bit of trivia.
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Male 7,607
awesome, if i had a filled uterus, thats how i would tell my parents.
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Male 25,416
Thats just awesome!
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Male 8,302
> Siyanor
> Hell, my dad is 62, and I`m 19

Yes ladies and gents, there *IS* sex after 40... in fact, a lot better than before, because you`re past all the BS and soft-lens worldviews and meaningless prattle that passes for `love` when you`re young.

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Male 11,740
What`s with all of the spam comments tonight? They`re everywhere!
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Male 1,184
Lion, your parents would probably be dead, not shocked. You`re 40-49, which means they`re very likely 60+. I`d expect heart attacks.

Hell, my dad is 62, and I`m 19.
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Male 833
"i was just wondering if it was okay to post stuff from smbc..."

they are posting Cyanide and Happyness strips, i think your safe with most others.
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Male 699
i was just wondering if it was okay to post stuff from smbc...
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Female 68
Best way: "Everyone that has a daughter who isn`t pregnant step forward - not so fast mom and dad."
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Male 418
I second that Lionhart2.
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Male 15,510
Parents Answer:

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Male 1,765
"Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?""

Actually the alt-text is: "100% of local fathers wish you were still my little girl"

Also,
Credits=(Y)
I`ve been whining for that for quite some time to get that, glad we`re doing it now.
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Male 8,302
Its safe to say that it would be a big shock to them, no matter HOW I told my parents I was pregnant.
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Male 2,690
LOL
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Male 10,440
hahaha. But parents are not amused.
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Female 9,456
"Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?""

Or locking her in her room until she finishes college.
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Male 741
LOL! Sucks for her
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Male 208
Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?"
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Male 519
lmfao nice
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Male 20,061
Link: How To Tell Your Parents You`re Pregnant [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s a right way and a wrong way to tell your parents you got all knocked up. This is the right way.
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