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Date: 05/11/10 05:05 PM

39 Responses to How To Tell Your Parents You`re Pregnant [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Link: How To Tell Your Parents You`re Pregnant - There`s a right way and a wrong way to tell your parents you got all knocked up. This is the right way.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    lmfao nice
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    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?"
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    LOL! Sucks for her
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    "Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?""

    Or locking her in her room until she finishes college.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    hahaha. But parents are not amused.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    LOL
  8. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Its safe to say that it would be a big shock to them, no matter HOW I told my parents I was pregnant.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    "Hmmm, Dad`s response, "And did you know that there`s a 100% chance of those same teenagers getting grounded?""

    Actually the alt-text is: "100% of local fathers wish you were still my little girl"

    Also,
    Credits=(Y)
    I`ve been whining for that for quite some time to get that, glad we`re doing it now.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Parents Answer:

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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    I second that Lionhart2.
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    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Best way: "Everyone that has a daughter who isn`t pregnant step forward - not so fast mom and dad."
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    i was just wondering if it was okay to post stuff from smbc...
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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    "i was just wondering if it was okay to post stuff from smbc..."

    they are posting Cyanide and Happyness strips, i think your safe with most others.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Lion, your parents would probably be dead, not shocked. You`re 40-49, which means they`re very likely 60+. I`d expect heart attacks.

    Hell, my dad is 62, and I`m 19.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    What`s with all of the spam comments tonight? They`re everywhere!
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    > Siyanor
    > Hell, my dad is 62, and I`m 19

    Yes ladies and gents, there *IS* sex after 40... in fact, a lot better than before, because you`re past all the BS and soft-lens worldviews and meaningless prattle that passes for `love` when you`re young.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Thats just awesome!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    awesome, if i had a filled uterus, thats how i would tell my parents.
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    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    When my friend told her mom, the woman threw dishes at a 52 inch plasma tv. I`d like to see what happens after that wonderful bit of trivia.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    I love this comic! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :D
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Ow yes Lionhart, I know that there is sex after 40... My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can`t deny my father having sex.......
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    lionhart, times have changed old man. people are having all kinds of sex nowadays that has NOTHING to do with love or anything even close. anonymous sex could not be any more appropriate :P
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    yea... that`ll work reeeaaal well
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    > Oblivia
    > My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can`t deny my father having sex.

    Actually, you can. You can`t deny your MOM had sex, but whether it was with your Old Man or not, only she and Cosmo know for sure.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:40 am
    Come on, Lion, I doubt your parents would be surprised at your pregnancy. Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn`t you?
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    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:49 am
    "Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn`t you?"

    `Cause he never gets any. (I went there.)
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:56 am
    Alt picture: Link
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:34 am
    > `Cause he never gets any. (I went there)

    Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...
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    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Right way:
    You: Hey, big news. I`ve decided this world is full of scum and I`m going to start shooting people starting with you two.
    Them:*eek*
    You:JK, I`m only having a baby.
    Them: Whew!
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:24 am
    ahhhhhhhhhh. i love SMBC.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:43 am
    >Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...

    Is it because you sexed up his mother? I bet you sexed up his mother.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:35 am
    I`ll fess up... The kid is mine... I tapped her. I think it would be cool if the kid comes out as Charlie Brown.
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    markperr Male 50-59
    33 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:15 am
    A child raising a child and grandparents (or taxpayers) footing the bill. REAL FUNNY!!!!!
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:17 am
    For counterfeit goods, head to smalltrade!!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:55 am
    SMBC.

    I LOVE SMBC.

    OH MAN. SMBC LOVE SO HARD.
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    > fabarati
    > Is it because you sexed up his mother?

    No, it is because Missus No. 2 was sitting in my lap while we browsed IAB`s new offerings, if you really want to know. :-)
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    I think the kid would be a bastardized version of Dilbert.
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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    @markperr,

    It`s a comic. If you don`t like the joke, don`t like the post, go somewhere else.

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