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130 Responses to How To Make The PB & J Sandwich [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Link: How To Make The PB & J Sandwich - You`ve probably been making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all your life, but you`ve been making them WRONG!
  2. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    More 4chan up in here?
  3. Profile photo of Blue_Heaven
    Blue_Heaven Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    that seems a tad bit complicated for PB&J
  4. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Noted
  5. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I have to admit; I have never had a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.
  6. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:13 am
    So I bet someone is going to tell me I`v been tying my shoes wrong too.
  7. Profile photo of sadpanda1990
    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Thanks for this so much.
    *goes to make some.
  8. Profile photo of Tarquin_Duck
    Tarquin_Duck Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Peanut butter and jam? That doesn`t sound like something that would work to me...
  9. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Kick ass.
  10. Profile photo of PiX
    PiX Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Did anyone else go make a pb&j after looking at this? Yum :D
  11. Profile photo of sadpanda1990
    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Thanks for this so much.
    *goes to make some.
  12. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:23 am
    thanks for the sammich making tip IAB.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:24 am
    the Perfect PBJ recipe:

    Peanut Butter
    Jelly
    Toasted EGGOs

    No bread. The PB melts into the squares of the toasted Eggo.
    num num num
  14. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:25 am
    pbj= www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEatWL6Er0
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Finally the solution
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I like stuffing crushed up Doritos in mine! Try it some time, AWESOME!
  17. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Jezus thats a lot of peanut butter.
    The stuff is about 100 cals for a single tablespoon. ew...pure lard.
    (probably pretty tasty, but not for me thanks!)
  18. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am
    *****
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:39 am
    holy crap butcher...that sounds amazing
  20. Profile photo of Erlv
    Erlv Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Great, thanks!
    I`ll forward this straight to my gf :D
  21. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:48 am
    "The stuff is about 100 cals for a single tablespoon. ew...pure lard"
    Actually, peanut butter contains healthy fats and is used commonly with athletes as a way of eating a lot of calories healthily. So yah.
    I don`t like peanut butter..I always put way more jelly then peanuts. Haha.
  22. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:53 am
    meh too much peanut butter and the jelly is too concentrated in the middle. Just a light even covering of each with pb on one side and jelly on the other is perfect and it doesn`t drip that way.
  23. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Sounds yum, I shall go try it whenever I feel hungry next ^_^
  24. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 25, 2010 at 10:55 am

  25. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:01 am
    @Gerry1of1 - I think I love you!
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
    >>How To Make A Screwed-Up PB & J Sandwich

    Fixed.
  27. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:12 am
    First of all, white bread = yuck :-P
    Secondly, you put pb on one slice and jelly on the other. It`s faster, cleaner, and you don`t have to "flatten the sandwich and smush the sides together." Flat-as-a-pancake sandwiches also = yuck.
  28. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:18 am
    no, no pb&j mountain pies...mmmmmmm
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:25 am
    I guess that makes good sense for packing a school lunch but not for a quick snack.
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Thanks Oystah. But I`m scared off by your avatar pic.

    What are you doing to that belly?
  31. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
    This beats making two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. MMMM, I am going to try that right now.
  32. Profile photo of sadpanda1990
    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Thanks for this so much.
    *goes to make some.
  33. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
    its like a toasty machine but with out the toasty machine and the cheese and beans/ham
  34. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:54 am
    peanut butter on a sandwich?! you guys are disgusting
  35. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:59 am
    *tear* I want one....but I am out of bread
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    And I JUST got done eating a PB and Strawberry jam sandwich too.....
  37. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Nope, been doing this thing correctly for as long as I have ever put peanut butter and jelly (but it`s marmalade. Nevermind) on a sandwich. ^^
  38. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Wow this makes perfect sense. PB&J`s here I come.
  39. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    But then you have a giant glob of jelly in the middle. I like even amounts of both throughout my entire sandwich.
  40. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    I always did it like this...
  41. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    holy ship i cant believe i really have been doing it wrong all these years but you forget to toast the bread
  42. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    @Gerry1of1 - LOL - I know, it scares me too.
  43. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Wow, I`ve got to try this right now.
  44. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Or you could use good jelly that doesn`t seep.

    PB on both sides would be too.... Sticky.
  45. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    I took this idea and went to the next level with it... the 3rd level that is. This is my triple layer PB&J sandwich.

    And for the record, it tasted like poo.
  46. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    @auburnjunky

    I used almost 1/4 of the jar of PB. I thought I was going to choke and die. Now all the PB is in my stomach and it`s really hurting me now. I don`t feel so BLLAAAHHHHHHH!
  47. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    THIS IS HOW WE DO IT ON ASP. EFF YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

    I`m not a jesus freak, don`t worry. But they friggin` know how to make pb+j`s, let me tell you.
  48. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    I`ve been doing this for a while. I don`t eat PB&J often, but I`m a neat freak about it when I do. :P
  49. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    This just blew my mind. I feel like such a noob to the world of sandwiches
  50. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    or you could just not be a retard and eat without spilling jelly (or jam as I like to refer to it) everywhere. It`s really not difficult.
  51. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Yummy!!!
  52. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    But does it work the same for crunchy peanut butter?
  53. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    "or you could just not be a retard and eat without spilling jelly"

    I think this conversation is over now.
  54. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    I`m inspired. PB&J time right now. See ya later IAB.
  55. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    ok I want to know which one of you is on my /ck/
    I know one of you is posting IAB pics there and now this, which was there yesterday is here
  56. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I just put the peanut butter and jelly into a bowl and mix it well, and then smear it onto the bread.

    It`s as easy as that.
  57. Profile photo of qwyrxian
    qwyrxian Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    And if you do this, the jelly doesn`t get all the way to the edge, thus making those parts dry and untasty. Thumbs down.
  58. Profile photo of Froggybuster
    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    "I just put the peanut butter and jelly into a bowl and mix it well, and then smear it onto the bread.

    It`s as easy as that."

    Except that isn`t particularly easy.... you spanner.
  59. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    mixing peanut butter and jelly is not easy?
  60. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    How about eating a fruit instead, what about an Apple
  61. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Hmm, yes Froggybuster, get the spanners! *Spammers* Lol.
  62. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Yeah that`s good if you want to balloon up real fast. One side PB, one side jelly-- if you`ve got jelly falling out, then you`re a fat ass. If you eat PB&J like this picture recommends... you`re a fat ass. Or you soon will be.
  63. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    And yeah britt, stop `spanning` us with your... helpful food tips? I don`t think froggybuster understands the internet.
  64. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    "How about eating a fruit instead, what about an Apple"

    PB&J has protein and whole grains (assuming you don`t use crap bread like this and use good ol` whole grain bread). And if you use organic jam and PB (which, admittedly, does not taste as good), it`s not as terrible for you.

    Besides, you could have PB&J AND an apple, and make a full meal of it.
  65. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Good lord, now I want one of these. But I can`t eat bread anymore. Stupid disease is stupid. :-(
  66. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    final step: go into anaphylactic shock, and enjoy
  67. Profile photo of snowshovel
    snowshovel Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    That`s not jelly. It`s clearly a jar of Bon Maman. That`s jam.
  68. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    hey i actually learned something!! i want PB&J right now!!
  69. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I just (peanut) butter one slice and jelly (or jam) the other.
  70. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    i make peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwiches. fricken delicious
  71. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Peanut butter and mayo... that is all
  72. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    @DarkFerret
    Gross.
  73. Profile photo of GhostReverie
    GhostReverie Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    they`res an actual "proper" way to make pb+j?!
    makes sense though. .... delicious sense :P
  74. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    this is the wrong way. that`s too much peanut butter and the jelly is all in the center. completely throws off the ratio. Making a pb&j is an art form and talent that not everyone has.
  75. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Skippy creamy peanut butter 3 tbsp: 285 cals ( I think there`s probably more than that, but lets be conservative)
    Bonne Maman Strawberry preserves 2 tbsp: 100 cals (again, I think theres probably more than that in the pic).
    Lets say this is wonder bread (since theres no way to identify it and wonder is common). That would be 140 cals for 2 slices.
    Total: 525

    You could have a Whopper (Burger king) without the mayo for 525 calories.
    The infamous KFC double down sandwich is 540 calories
    You could have 2 6 inch (aka a footlong) Roast Beef subs (without mayo) from Subway for about 560

    Sure, its probably tasty... but I can think of better ways to spend that many calories.
  76. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    That way sucks. Now the crust is gonna be hella dry.
  77. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    ...So all the outside bites only get PB. Suxs!
  78. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    WRONG!
  79. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    This is wrong.
    You should be using Jif, not Skippy.

    Also, crunchy peanut butter is amazing.
  80. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    just needs a pinch of salt to make things sweeter and bring out the suddler flavors.
  81. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    wtf in my country this does not exist
    wtf
    i think i just threw up :/
  82. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    yeah but loxen, who eats their whopper without mayo?
  83. Profile photo of ddia
    ddia Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    haha americans, ive never heard of anyone having pb and j over here (UK), it seems a bit over the top? is jelly the same as what we call jam?
  84. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    What`s with all the people insulting peanut butter and jelly? Seriously.
  85. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
  86. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    i like toasting the bread beforehand. yummy!
  87. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    btw avoid this peanut butter brand at all costs.


  88. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    TRY THIS
    spread Nutella on a rye bread and sprinkle fine sea salt (small pinch) & few drops of chipotle tabasco.
    you are welcome!
  89. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    ohhh, so that`s how you do it!...
  90. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    i wouldnt eat pb&j even if I was high. its not a sandwich by any measure. you can just go sticking crazy shxt between some bread and call it a sandwich. that is offensive to real sandwiches. real sandwiches have meat. and that nutella - sea salt - chipotle combination *sounds* awful. but i guess i can`t knock it till i try it.
  91. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    May 25, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    *can`t
  92. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    @keith

    A sammich is, by the only definition, is random poo thrown between two breadlike solids (bread, crackers, oreo sides, breaded chicken *doubledown, im lookin at you*)
  93. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    I do this, except I spread the jelly (which never works very well).
    Now I know. :-P
  94. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    "is jelly the same as what we call jam?"

    Probably yes. I never hear anybody call it anything BUT jam unless they`re saying the words `peanut butter and jelly sandwich`. As far as I`m concerned, jelly and jam are the same thing-- I just call it jam.

    That`s weird europe people don`t eat it, I thought it was like the most basic sandwich in existence.
  95. Profile photo of buscompany
    buscompany Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    No, there is a difference. Jam is made from whole fruit, while jelly is made from the juice. They often taste they same, but jam has actual fruit pieces in it and jelly doesn`t.
  96. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    So simple yet so friggin` genius. I`ll bet this guy works for Smuckers!
  97. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Okay I actually went and looked at the jars in my pantry.

    2 tablespoons of "Peter Pan" creamy peanut butter = 210 calories.

    1 tablespoon of store brand grape jelly = 50.

    Depending on the bread you use, and if you cut the servings in half, this could easily be a sandwich thats under 400 calories.

    I usually put peanut butter on both sides and put like a small spoonful of jelly on one side. I like peanut butter, lol. Add a glass of milk and it goes down perfect! And remember guys: ANYTHING is okay in moderation. :)

  98. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    I am glad I have never failed at making this sammich.

    Thought this was common knowledge o.0
  99. Profile photo of GRAAAAA
    GRAAAAA Male 13-17
    17 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    aren`t i a flipin retard
    i`ve been having this problem for years
  100. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Penguin.. just eat the damn sandwich and enjoy life.
  101. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2010 at 1:13 am
    *facepalm*
  102. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 1:46 am
    How would it work if you were using this?

  103. Profile photo of nunki
    nunki Female 18-29
    28 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:52 am
    Yo, what`s with the snooty comments from all the Europeans!? "Ewww...pb on a sandwich is gross" "ooh, just don`t spill jelly all over yourselves neanderthal North Americans!" "It`s not jelly, it`s jam" Jeez! I know it`s a different continent, but it`s not like we`re from alien planet or something!
  104. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    May 26, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Ok well I already knew this would get a little laugh out of me for lameness and it did thanks IAB. But there is a big ol` WTF for the wonderful unnecessary
    info given by "penguinazul". REALLY? Your gonna break down the caloric value of a PB&J sammich?
    Well thanks but most people who actually enjoy them (i.e. kids, poor people, old toothless people and stoners who are tired of cereal and nachos) do not care. Oh and Jiff FTW!
  105. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2010 at 2:57 am
    Not enough jelly to this PB&J.
  106. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 3:52 am
    Nice, though not enough jam >:
  107. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 4:31 am
    Jelly and jam are two different things. Just sayin`.
  108. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2010 at 4:42 am
    One of my favorites is peanut butter, stawberry jam, banana and sultanas om nom nom. Or substitue golden syrup for the jam.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 5:39 am
    I don`t make mine like that...I really don`t care for Jelly that much...so I always do 3 pieces of bread, 2 with pb on them, and the center with jelly on it.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Ryan- And here I thought I was the only one making the triple-deckers!
    Toss a banana on that bitch, and you`re set!
  111. Profile photo of PranaDevil
    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:25 am
    "Jelly and jam are two different things. Just sayin`."

    Yes JuandiceCake, you`re right.

    Jam is that stuff in the picture, the stuff you put in sandwiches.

    Jelly is the stuff that wobbles around that is generally served at parties.

    Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
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    kaylala Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 9:12 am
    well damn....all these years have been a WASTE OF MY TIME making all those damn pbandj`s for all those damn kids....(i have 5 little brothers)
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    ubiquitous Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:25 am
    >PranaDevil: Anyone who says anything contrary to my belief is wrong.

    jam 2 (jm)
    n.
    A preserve made from whole fruit boiled to a pulp with sugar.

    jelly1
    n pl -lies
    1. (Cookery) a fruit-flavoured clear dessert set with gelatine US and Canadian trademark Jell-o
    2. (Cookery) a preserve made from the juice of fruit boiled with sugar and used as jam

    Jelly can mean either of those definitions. So GTFO.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    "Yes JuandiceCake, you`re right.

    Jam is that stuff in the picture, the stuff you put in sandwiches.

    Jelly is the stuff that wobbles around that is generally served at parties.

    Anyone who says otherwise is wrong."

    No. That`s not what I meant.
    Jam has whole fruit pieces in it and cannot be spread. Jelly is spreadable and gelatinous, usually for toast and sammies.

    And anyone who calls gelatin `jelly` is a fag. LUL HUZZAH, JELL-O! IT`S ALIVE!
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    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    @JaundiceCake

    in england we call what is in the picture jam(both smooth and with fruit bits) and we call gelatin, jelly

    both the english and american ways are correct because they are from different country`s dialect...

    i suggest both you and the person you quoted grow up and stop insulting somthing just because it is different
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    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    I wish this was on here in the beginning of my second semester of college! I hated the soggy bread from the jelly!
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    i feel so sorry for this person
    what a sucky life he must have
    :/
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    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    wrong - too much peanut butter to jam ratio, needs less peanut butter, ie only on one peice of bread, jam on the other. DONE
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    GENIoUSITY!!!
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    The only reason I did that was for the people a few pages back that were all, "OMG THAT`S SOOO UNHEALTHY!" and "OMG THATS SOO MANY CALORIES!". (Granted, that`s not exactly what they said, but it`s the idea behind it.) I was curious. Give me a break!

    I also can`t help it, I`m currently in weight-loss mode and I`ve been counting the calories of like everything to make sure I`m not going over a certain amount. Dieting`s a bitch.
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    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    I tried this, and I will never go back to my old ways again thanks
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:36 am
    lol damn it i`ve been doing it wrong

    acanatane - then put jam on both slices
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Win!
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    This just made me cry tears of joy.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    wow, so hard to make!
  126. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Wait...that poo goes on the inside of the sandwhich?!?
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 7:27 am
    my elementary school used to serve pb&j with cheese. It was so nasty
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    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:28 am
    awesome! i look at PBJ in a whole new light--more yummy, less messy.
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    meetredmeat Female 18-29
    124 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    GENIUS!!

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