How Apple Sells Their Products [Pic]

Submitted by: ScottSerious 7 years ago in Funny

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Female 635
i don`t have a problem with apple

i do notice that the iphone and macs freeze alot, but i think i`ll stick to my old compaq laptop

ooo and apple things are cuter

:D
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Male 36
WHY CAN`T THE IPHONE/IPOD HAVE AN ACTUAL dratING KEYBOARD.
ARGH
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Male 712
About the only problem that I have with Apple`s iProducts are that, when they say it`s "revolutionary", it`s still lacking stuff that other products already have. Then, when they catch up...yeah, I think the graphic clearly illustrates it.

On a positive note, the stuff`s pretty easy to use and not prone to viruses. Those are really the only things I like about anything Apple. Not really a whole lotta motivation on my end.

In a related note, putting a video camera on an iPod nano...for what exactly?
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Male 716
It`s ingenius really. They release something with a missing feature, and everyone still buys it. Then they release the same thing with that feature a year later, only 75% higher in cost... and everyone buys the new one.

They`re almost doubling their profit! Ingenius masterminds!
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Female 812
Well... Execept for the "I know what is best for you" every company does this...
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Male 84
YAWN pc fanboys bore me!!
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Female 635
i lol`d
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Female 7
itkonlyyou53 - stop trying to sell stuff...go away!
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Male 4,004
""Once Google makes an OS for my personal computer I will gladly donate my soul to them." "

As if their Web Browser wasn`t plain enough. It doesn`t do much that Firefox doesn`t already do, and Firefox is easier to use I find (Gave Google Chrome 2 months before reverting to the superior browser)
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Male 234
"Once Google makes an OS for my personal computer I will gladly donate my soul to them."

there is already a beta of googleOS floating around the interwebs.
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Male 75
A mac isn`t even good for photoshop, it`s just that all those people care about design so they choose for a mac. A pc from windows is twice as cheap for the same performance though.
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Male 478
Once Google makes an OS for my personal computer I will gladly donate my soul to them.
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Male 3,482
That was when I deleted any and all Apple related programs on my computer, and haven`t touched them since. And started reading through ALL installation/download menues related to what I wanted to install.

Besides all the Mac hating, Google`s better anyway. Once Google really starts moving at full steam, I`m pretty sure it`ll leave both of the current tech regimes in it`s dust.
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Male 3,482
[quote]loaded with 50 piece of siht software demos and didn`t require my constant attention shutting down popups.[/quote]

Is that so? Well then, I suppose I must have downloaded Safari in my sleep a few years back when I actually thought iTunes was worth it.

Because I downloaded an update for iTunes, and all of a sudden Safari was my primary web browser.

Please explain, if Mac products don`t come with all sorts of worthless programs and crap I don`t want, then how did Safari even get on my computer in the first place? Now to mention a little something called "Apple Program Updater" when iTunes is perfectly capable of updating itself? Instead of updating iTunes, it popped up at least twice a day telling me I should download the latest version of THIS or THAT Apple software.
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Male 2,748
its just eye candy... that`s it. all it`s good for is i-tunes, garage band and photoshop... and you can all those on a pc... soooooo
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Male 3,482
I f*cking HATE Macs, and most other Apple products.

They look pretty, they`re OK for editing video, photos, music, etc., but that`s about ALL they`re good for. Oh, and I suppose they`re pretty good for the lazy bastard that doesn`t want to put any actual work into his computer, like READING THROUGH ALL THE POPUPS BEFORE CLICKING DOWNLOAD TO MAKE SURE IT`S SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY WANT. You know those rapid reading-eye movements put Mac users to sleep like little Hutts. They`d never stay awake on a PC, since they`re also too lazy to get a pop-up blocker...

And don`t even get me started on the prices of all their BS.

[quote]People can`t seem to get enough of Apple bashing which indicates that they`re doing something right.[/quote]

No, it means people are finally starting to wake up and realize that someone needs to keep the madness quelled before everyone becomes an Apple fanboy/girl.
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Male 5,189
I bet if he did nothing it would still sell.
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Female 3,828
Oh the pic works now :-)
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Male 39
not a mac fanboy by any means, but i had to get a macbook for my degree and it`s really not that bad.
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Male 689
the cool thing is you can get rid of the added crap you dont want on a pc in under a day. apple on the other hand you need that crap cause steve KNOWS that you will use it eventually and if you dont you better have a GOOD reason.
turn on you mac and try to use anything other that i-tunes to listen to music. better yet try to delete i-tunes, listen for your phone. its steve`s "police", better try not to resist.
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Male 689
apple sucks, simple as that. just cant imagine "buying" ALL of my media a second time just to use it on there devises. On top of Re-buying the SAME devise AND media because its "outdated". every one of the apple fan-boys out there are retarded
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Female 48
That`s funny, I protested the fact that there is no multi-tasking abilities and no USB ports. I still don`t have an iPad. Don`t have an iPhone either. Matter of fact I have no Apple products at all.
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Male 10,440
Mac sucks. We know. Still funny though.
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Female 2,352
Jobs is such a creep.
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Male 131
Clever. You windows users can`t take the fact that Apple actually makes you buy it anyway :P
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Male 1,598
"Why does he dress like he`s a leader of a cult?"

Because it`s exactly what he is. Just imagine that new iPhone is a glass of Kool-Aid, and you get the idea.
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Male 1,081
Jeez, I misread this like, 5 times. It must be that jumbled word post I just read.
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Female 1,329
Why does he dress like he`s a leader of a cult?
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Male 1,451
I honestly hope that Mac gets to be a `bigger` company, or at least gets more owners. That way hackers will start making viruses for them. Steve Jobs won`t know what to do when Apple headquarters gets slammed with virus after virus (because we all know all crApple products are tied tightly to Steve Jobs`s brain).
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Male 25,417
so true, they realise outdated products before they realise the product you actually want. Thus getting you 2 buy 2 crappy products other than just 1!
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Male 177
Droid Does
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Female 55
This made me laugh a little.
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Female 33
I own a Mac simply because it was required by the teaching program at my school. I can see the merits (and shortcomings) of both Macs and PCs. If price were an issue, I would go with a PC. Otherwise, I would probably opt for a Mac, simply because it is more user-friendly and less likely to contract a virus (I`m not saying Macs are impervious to viruses, but as Gorgack2000 pointed out, "who the hell would bother making a virus for something that makes up less than 15% of computers worldwide?")
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Male 9,305
mcfudge: What exactly is a red hat nerd? I`ve heard of black and white hat hackers but never red hat nerd before.
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Male 537
"exactly meaning they are awesome cuz we dont get virusses..."

Pfft, any red hat nerd can seriously destroy a mac, open you eyes, drone.
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Male 176
As it has been said already, it`s the bandwagon jumping "i`m an individual so must have a mac" mac buyers that suck old mans balls.
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Female 1,894
exactly meaning they are awesome cuz we dont get virusses...
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Male 792
I`ve argued the same thing, gorgack. If there are 100 cars on the road, and 85 of them are Fords, and 15 are Chryslers, which car will be stolen most frequently?
People often tout how secure it is...it`s based off Unix. I worked as a Unix admin for a number of years, as well as a Windows admin. Microsoft would release 5-15 security patches monthly to correct security flaws. RedHat would release 5-15 per day.
So...which is more secure? The operating system with an average of 120 flaws per year, or the operating system with an average of 3600 flaws per year?
And...Apple wouldn`t even bother patching those 3600 flaws. No, every 6 months, they`d release the revolutionary new version (with those flaws fixed) and re-sell it for $300...where Microsoft would provide service packs for free. Oh, and by the by...if you want any kind of support, you NEED to upgrade to the next operating system. Screw Microsoft with their support of operating systems for 5 years after the newest
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Male 4,680
Makes me laugh when people say that macs are better "because they have no viruses".

Who the hell would bother making a virus for something that makes up less than 15% of computers worldwide?
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Male 277
@drips,
Really? I`m pretty sure you`re one of those people that download the anti-virus because they say a banner ad saying the have 32 new viruses! I have never had a problem with windows or mac OS, but prefer windows because of the general population of programs on it. The only reason people apple bash is because of the fanboys, and the retarded price of their slow computers.
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Male 201
//slow-clap @ jamie76. seriously, you hit that dead-on!
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Male 2,591
i`m still waiting on the apple IV
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Female 3,574
[quote]I don`t have an issue with Apple. I have an issue with Apple Fanbois (and girls) who pay to suck Steve Job`s dick and calls everyone else who doesn`t, stupid.[/quote]
I so agree. I once was on a bus ride between Montreal and Toronto and this girl told me I was a sheep for having a PC. I looked around and there was like 10 other people on the exact same Mac she had lol.
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Female 3,574
@auburnjunky, hey I`m a PC all the way, but Apple`s marketing works on most, and works reaaaally well.
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Male 904
People can`t seem to get enough of Apple bashing which indicates that they`re doing something right. I love my MacBook and iPhone but Apple can eat a bag of dkics anyway for the bullpoo they pull. I`d switch back to PCs if Windows didn`t lick donkey ass, they didn`t come loaded with 50 piece of siht software demos and didn`t require my constant attention shutting down popups.
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Male 2,345
Apple has derailed as a company and gone into the paranoid deep end...not to mention they still think that they own the device after you buy it from them.

the fact of the matter is that they do not build a single product that does not have an equal or often better counterpart on the market. the Zune is as good as the ipod but better in a sense because you can synch it to ANY computer w/o losing all your music, the iPad is easily outdone by the HP Slate, which does have all the missing feaures the Ipad doesn`t...the Iphone is greatly outdone by ever mid range andriod phones and is so easily outdone by the top end andriods like the Incredible, Droid and Nexus it is silly to even compare them.

Macs...don`t get me started there, non-upgradeable, slow, media only machines. I built my pwn PC for just under 1,200 that has 16gb of RAM, two video cards, 2 Tb drive and a host of other great feaures that no mac could come close to touching in price or performance...apple = s
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Male 3,285
true pui. but activision inc and blizzard inc have better
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Male 10,338
@pui:

I`m partial to the "I`m a (insert profession), and I invented Windows 7." commercials.
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Male 4,012
I don`t have an issue with Apple. I have an issue with Apple Fanbois (and girls) who pay to suck Steve Job`s dick and calls everyone else who doesn`t, stupid.
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Male 3,014
"And they still own the product after they sell it to you. Communists."

Fixed.
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Female 3,574
I have to give it to Apple, they have THE best marketing.
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Male 10,338
Spoken like a true Mac-boy.
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Male 130
Why is everyone always out to get Apple/Jobs?
He`s a businessman, and he`s very successful.
People always jump down his throat but in the end, no-one is forcing you to buy their products.

If you don`t like Apple/Jobs, shut the hell up and buy a damn Zune, and quit whining about a marketing strategy.
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Male 39
And they still own the product after they sell it to you. Pricks
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Male 7,817
true, f*ck steve jobs.
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Male 715
milking a dead cow
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Male 10,338
So true. At least Microsoft doesn`t claim anything they create is actually the best version.
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Male 5,314
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