Horny Desperate Kid Needs Your Parking Spot [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

No, you don"t get it--he REALLY needs your spare parking spot.
There are 33 comments:
Male 151
Poor guy, sounds like a pretty harsh girlfriend
0
Reply
Male 8,302
> badname_001
> You may be the creepiest mod I`ve seen in any online community

Awww shucks. Now you`re making me blush.
0
Reply
Female 130
"Yeah me too. Most whore themselves out for much less than that." You may be the creepiest mod I`ve seen in any online community :(
0
Reply
Female 986
Poor guy... First girlfriend ever is definitely a bust. Hope he has better luck next time..
0
Reply
Female 261
If he`s so desperate, why doesn`t he give her his spot?
0
Reply
Male 9,306
People, if your loved one is threatening to terminate a relationship over petty things like material possessions, passwords and/or privileges, they do not respect you.
0
Reply
Male 8,302
> badname_001
> Wow, I`d love to see the demonic spawn that whores themselves out for a parking lot

Yeah me too. Most whore themselves out for much less than that.
0
Reply
Male 2,748
... if she`s making you do that, she doesnt love you...
0
Reply
Male 535
poor guy. he doesn`t realize I replaced all his blurs with my phone number and my parking space.
0
Reply
Female 130
Wow, I`d love to see the demonic spawn that whores themselves out for a parking lot.

It would be good inspiration to create video game bosses.
0
Reply
Male 5,190
Woah LOL.
0
Reply
Male 37,888
how big is this girl? dayum!
0
Reply
Male 43
No girl is worth the extra parking spot, especially if you`re going to be paying for it.
0
Reply
Female 160
What a loser.
0
Reply
Male 285
Haha, wow.
0
Reply
Female 5,139
Looks like he needs to slap a bitch o.o
0
Reply
Male 1,378
What a bitch girlfriend making him do that.
0
Reply
Male 98
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
0
Reply
Female 248
awwwwwwwwwww
0
Reply
Male 15,510
Maybe he can find some help in this link
0
Reply
Male 25,416
help him out!
0
Reply
Male 3,819
I have a feeling this was done for lulz in the hopes that his offer would be noticed.
0
Reply
Female 3,828
LOL awesome
0
Reply
Female 238
I would call the number and tell him to kiss my ass, find another bitch who`s not such a mean person.
0
Reply
Male 2,345
ahhhh who`s a little codependent moron? you are, that`s right!
0
Reply
Female 1,677
Haha what? Why does she need a parking spot? Dump her (if that`s actually the reason).

I was expecting him to need one for `romantic` purposes, based on the caption. This doesn`t sound like a horny guy, it sounds like a guy in a pooty relationship who hasn`t realized it yet.
0
Reply
Male 2,893
300 bucks sonny.
0
Reply
Male 274
should dump that greedy ass whore ;P
0
Reply
Male 58
poor dude
0
Reply
Male 12,138
She sounds like quite the catch there bub.
0
Reply
Female 3,574
wow.
0
Reply
Male 451
wow, nice start to a relationship.
0
Reply
Male 19,860
Link: Horny Desperate Kid Needs Your Parking Spot [Pic] [Rate Link] - No, you don`t get it--he REALLY needs your spare parking spot.
0
Reply