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Date: 05/28/10 12:35 PM

33 Responses to Horny Desperate Kid Needs Your Parking Spot [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Link: Horny Desperate Kid Needs Your Parking Spot - No, you don`t get it--he REALLY needs your spare parking spot.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    wow, nice start to a relationship.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    wow.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    She sounds like quite the catch there bub.
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    discoxd Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    poor dude
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    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    should dump that greedy ass whore ;P
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    300 bucks sonny.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Haha what? Why does she need a parking spot? Dump her (if that`s actually the reason).

    I was expecting him to need one for `romantic` purposes, based on the caption. This doesn`t sound like a horny guy, it sounds like a guy in a pooty relationship who hasn`t realized it yet.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    ahhhh who`s a little codependent moron? you are, that`s right!
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    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    I would call the number and tell him to kiss my ass, find another bitch who`s not such a mean person.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    LOL awesome
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I have a feeling this was done for lulz in the hopes that his offer would be noticed.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    help him out!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Maybe he can find some help in this link
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    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    awwwwwwwwwww
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    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    What a bitch girlfriend making him do that.
  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Looks like he needs to slap a bitch o.o
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Haha, wow.
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    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    What a loser.
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    HepaB Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    No girl is worth the extra parking spot, especially if you`re going to be paying for it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    how big is this girl? dayum!
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Wow, I`d love to see the demonic spawn that whores themselves out for a parking lot.

    It would be good inspiration to create video game bosses.
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    poor guy. he doesn`t realize I replaced all his blurs with my phone number and my parking space.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    ... if she`s making you do that, she doesnt love you...
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    > badname_001
    > Wow, I`d love to see the demonic spawn that whores themselves out for a parking lot

    Yeah me too. Most whore themselves out for much less than that.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 12:09 am
    People, if your loved one is threatening to terminate a relationship over petty things like material possessions, passwords and/or privileges, they do not respect you.
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    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 3:10 am
    If he`s so desperate, why doesn`t he give her his spot?
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 3:13 am
    Poor guy... First girlfriend ever is definitely a bust. Hope he has better luck next time..
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    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 3:38 am
    "Yeah me too. Most whore themselves out for much less than that." You may be the creepiest mod I`ve seen in any online community :(
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 4:15 am
    > badname_001
    > You may be the creepiest mod I`ve seen in any online community

    Awww shucks. Now you`re making me blush.
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    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Poor guy, sounds like a pretty harsh girlfriend

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