His Mommy Spanked The Gay Right Out Of Him?

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

He can"t be serious... Right? Can he? Is religion that effective?
There are 102 comments:
Female 535
That is not the most repressed Gay man I`ve ever seen, but he`s extremely close. I also think being a christian, or whatever he is, has made him a total pussy. I have known repressed gay Christians just like him, and its kind of scary how childish they are.
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Female 58
Im glad to see he fully recovered from being jumped on and run over by a car by his own mother. I wonder if his 3 children know he`s a bit crazy?
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Male 4,290
Ahh, her face was priceless.
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Male 264
"I am literally hoping with every fiber of my being this is satire."

worry not
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Male 177
I am literally hoping with every fiber of my being this is satire. If it is not then I have only one thing to say:

Yup, in no way is that man maligned or sexually repressed. He is the picture of mental and sexual health.
</sarcasm>
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Male 1,164
Woah, so I`m not the only one who got naked with a friend at 5 years old and poured sand down each others butt cracks?

I might need the gay spanked out of me.
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Male 177
MadTV, I remember now. ^^
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Male 307
Either way, no great loss to the Gay Community... he`s one that y`all can have back. :-D
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Male 177
It`s a skit, though I don`t recall from what.
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Male 38
Oh, those christians. :)
Those people make me smile sometimes. xD LOL, no offending meant. I couldn`t help it.
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Male 404
I can honestly say I`ve never gotten naked with a friend and stood on his buttcrack. Ever.
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Male 269
Creepy, or sad, or a hoax? He seemed to show classic regressive behaviour, if this is real he was projecting how his mom used to abuse him. He completely lost it.
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Male 47
My favorite line from this has to be: "It was just another one of those days..."

Ah, yes. Those many glorious days pouring sand in your friend`s butt crack. Who hasn`t ever had one of those days?
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Female 1,199
Haha someone needs to remix this.
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Female 3,828
LOL the lady is the best!

i love watching people try really hard not to laugh.
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Male 295
Yep she spanked it right out...
Thats why 12 years later a guy named Terry will be doing it for her.
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Female 163
wow he went from gay to absolutly nuts.....he would scare the hell out of me if i was around him
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Male 5,626
"She didn`t spank the gay out of him...he wasn`t gay..."
Oh, that dudes is TOTALLY gay. That`s the point of the post. She not only didn`t succeed, now he`s nuts because, repulsed by his reality and repulsed by his desire, he has no outlet for his gayness.

He`s on the Jonathan Winters level of nuts. He could make it as a comedian but, it`s all fun and games until a guy catches a bus wearing his dead mom`s dress and sun hat...
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Male 27
He`s so gay he cant even think straight! Badum tiss! lol
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Male 207
She didn`t spank the gay out of him...he wasn`t gay...and you can`t spank the gay out of someone even if they are gay.

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Male 5,626
Yep, that guy is completely not gay... Straightened him right out.

ApostleT, I`d like to see the rest of that because to me, it looked more like he was having an episode than making a joke, like PTSD.

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Male 12,138
Don`t bother Samantha. They`re bots.
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Female 85
Spam spam spam-a-lot, spammy mc spammerson..gtfo Does anyone ever really click your stupid ass links anyway? Go get a real job.
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Male 1,184
jtrebowski, half a second is waaaaaaaaay more than enough time.
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Female 223
"NEVER EVER EVER LITTLE BOYS NEVER EVER"
"So she discip-"
"NO DON`T DO THAT NEVER EVER FDADFJKDJFAOWENDDFADF BOYYSSSSSSSSSSS"
I am soooooooo gonna have nightmares
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Male 182
I`m pretty sure you can tell he`s kidding when he started miming getting run over by his mother...=P

The shift into reverse and second hit was a nice touch though haha
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Female 6
i wish this was real.
i also wish that one of his children then stood up and said, "DAD. I`M GAY," and walked out.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Is religion that effective? [/quote]

No its the other way around. He was crazy to begin with.
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Female 1,515
That was really funny...til he ruined it by spanking himself for too long...
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Male 8,300
Well you know, he could take or leave the gayness - it was the spanking he really enjoyed.
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Male 3,369
Anyone who thinks this is staged hasn`t spent enough time around evangelicals.
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Female 150
has to be staged but still hilarious
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Male 559
I`ve seen this before but it was nice to see it again. Its funny but I kinda doubt its real.
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Male 179
Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud, mommy issues and sexual identity roles, line 1.
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Male 292
...or else they get the hose again?
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Female 509
This has got to be staged.
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Male 2,034
@Cajun247: It`s pretty weak that you have to search out a link that was posted almost a YEAR BEFORE YOU JOINED just to call repost. Fail.
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Male 54
haha, that`s funny.

this guy for sure is either a child toucher, a rapist or a serial killer... all due to his awful spanking at the age of 5
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Male 336
...and his daddy spanked it back in?
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Female 956
Is this for f*ing real?
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Male 193
well... dunno about everyone else, but i don`t think pouring sand into another kid`s arse crack is average behaviour?

also, is this real? he is MENTAL!
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Female 39
I almost felt so sorry for the lady that was with him..
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Male 678
dont push play it sucks!!!!........you pushed play didn`t you, you just couldn`t help yourself.
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Male 7,830
cajun247, after a year or so, you cant call repost. besides, how the hell did you remember something like this?
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Male 105
omg where he drat do you find this poo?
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Male 25,416
This is a repost. An old repost,still a repost!
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Male 272
did not realize it was that easy! im gonna start spanking gay dudes
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Female 387
P.s. This is isn`t real.
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Female 682
Hate to see his "wife"
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Male 773
Don`t worry, he`s not crazy. He`s just letting all those repressed memories escape. Just national television is not the place for it.
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Male 497
love the car at the end
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Female 15,763
Immediately following, "Excuse me, I must go change my pants..."
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Female 2,352
LMAO @ the spanking part.

I love how these f*cking retards think they can spank/council/whatever the gay out of someone.

His wife is gonna be so disappointed when he gets his dick caught in a glory hole.
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Female 188
LOL That was the best thing I`ve seen all day!
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Female 864
Pour sand on each others butt cracks? and wow this guy is fing nuts .This has to be fake .
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Male 1,108
He is either really crazy or the greatest God TV troll in the history of the world. Loved the look on the womans face. Quality.
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Male 1,184
Um. He`s evangelical. He was already crazy.
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Male 1,106
I agree with msieg007, I don`t think it worked... or he changed from gay to batpoo crazy.
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Female 322
this can`t be real
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Male 2,034
I`m not entirely sure it worked...
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Male 1,184
Uh.. Ten_Speed, I can`t tell if you were being sarcastic or utterly moronic.
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Male 235
All homos need the gay spanked out of them
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Male 371
he is turning into fag hulk
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Male 2,344
5Cats...honestly who gives a damn if someone finds it offensive...holy crap when the hell are peple going to wake the F up and relaizer there are worse things in this world then being offended...

the world has gotten mighty soft people...like your daddy!
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Male 4,593
Nope nothing crazy about religion. Seems to make people mentally stable.

Great crowd of followers you have there God. Keep up the great work.
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Female 387
I remember those good old days back when I would get naked with the neighborhood kids and pour sand on our buttcracks. :-P
Real or not, that was hilarious. Reminds me of this sketch with Will Forte from Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
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Male 176
pretty weak parody that. Well I hope it was......
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Male 40,739
Fake, BS, not real, weirdo!
Insulting to Christians, gays, mothers and people with half (or more) of a brain.
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Male 94
.... wow... just wow...... Lillim, she isnt a poor show host unless you take into the fact she didn`t call the police as he started If i was the shows host i would have proably pissed my pants in laughter. She tried to cut in a couple times and even held her hand over her mouth. If some person goes bat poo crazy next to you do you not laugh?
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Male 12,138
I reckon his daddy spanked the gay into him in the first place...
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Male 99
All of the repression of his gayness has made him a little crazy
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Male 5,194
I`ve seen this a dozen times on the interwebz and I still don`t know what it`s from. Anybody?
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Male 350
Lol. This had me going for a little bit.
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Male 17,511
This can`t be real.
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Male 93
what.. the.. h*ll.. that is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. He`s still gay and he has phycological problems...
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Female 269
I think that made me laugh more than anything else on here. :) Glad his mommy caught that weirdness early. Poor show host.
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Male 943
pretty sure I never did or heard of anyone pouring sand on each others buttcracks
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Female 1,963
What?? I practised kissing with all the other girls in the neighbourhood when I was little and I turned out totally strai... oh wait.
But this guy is pretty funny. Pretty sure he`s kidding.
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Female 204
Ha! She`s trying SO hard not to laugh!
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Female 9,572
old.
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Male 1,148
Yea, he looks real normal :|
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Male 418
didn`t work, he is still gay, and probably a sociaopathic serial killer as well, thanks mother
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Male 296
He seems like he`s been repressing some anger about this for a while...
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Male 7,830
you think that truamatized him a little?
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Male 5,314
retarded
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Male 2,551
:D
This has been my one-hundredth link that`s been approved!
I feel so proud.
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Male 363
lol
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Female 665
God, seeing this again makes me feel so old. :/
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Female 79
wow, someone has a few issues, the woman looked rather uncomfortable
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Male 19
It was kinda funny at first, then it became as gay as he is. Flaming commie pinko queer!
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Male 1,265
Took it too far... got to be fake... if not I`m pretty sure the FBI were searching his apartment shortly after this... reminds me of "Red Dragon" :P
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Female 239
lmao omg... he`s obviously let this go
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Male 4,807

I think he has some mother issues to deal with now.
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Female 298
this would be 100 times funnier if it were real...
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Female 23
He looks a bit gay to me.
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Male 893
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Male 15,510
What a comedian lol, so staged but kudos for it to look legit at first
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Male 7,378
That guys way too busy trying to remind himself to avoid penis.
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Female 3,574
... is pouring sand on another kid`s buttcrack homo-erotic? I never knew!
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Female 3,574
... idk, I mean I did get naked with other kids, but I never had the urge to pour sand on their buttcracks.
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Male 2,551
Link: His Mommy Spanked The Gay Right Out Of Him? [Rate Link] - He can`t be serious... Right? Can he? Is religion that effective?
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