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Date: 05/04/10 07:00 AM

102 Responses to His Mommy Spanked The Gay Right Out Of Him?

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:01 am
    Link: His Mommy Spanked The Gay Right Out Of Him? - He can`t be serious... Right? Can he? Is religion that effective?
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:08 am
    ... idk, I mean I did get naked with other kids, but I never had the urge to pour sand on their buttcracks.
  3. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:11 am
    ... is pouring sand on another kid`s buttcrack homo-erotic? I never knew!
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:12 am
    That guys way too busy trying to remind himself to avoid penis.
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:12 am
    What a comedian lol, so staged but kudos for it to look legit at first
  6. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:14 am
    Spanking
  7. Profile photo of elemjay
    elemjay Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:15 am
    He looks a bit gay to me.
  8. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:15 am
    this would be 100 times funnier if it were real...
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    May 4, 2010 at 7:20 am

    I think he has some mother issues to deal with now.
  10. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:22 am
    lmao omg... he`s obviously let this go
  11. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Took it too far... got to be fake... if not I`m pretty sure the FBI were searching his apartment shortly after this... reminds me of "Red Dragon" :P
  12. Profile photo of Ten_Speed
    Ten_Speed Male 30-39
    19 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:38 am
    It was kinda funny at first, then it became as gay as he is. Flaming commie pinko queer!
  13. Profile photo of RaccoonxD
    RaccoonxD Female 13-17
    79 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:44 am
    wow, someone has a few issues, the woman looked rather uncomfortable
  14. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:46 am
    God, seeing this again makes me feel so old. :/
  15. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:47 am
    lol
  16. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 7:58 am
    :D
    This has been my one-hundredth link that`s been approved!
    I feel so proud.
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:59 am
    retarded
  18. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:09 am
    you think that truamatized him a little?
  19. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:15 am
    He seems like he`s been repressing some anger about this for a while...
  20. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:25 am
    didn`t work, he is still gay, and probably a sociaopathic serial killer as well, thanks mother
  21. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Yea, he looks real normal :|
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:11 am
    old.
  23. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Ha! She`s trying SO hard not to laugh!
  24. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:27 am
    What?? I practised kissing with all the other girls in the neighbourhood when I was little and I turned out totally strai... oh wait.
    But this guy is pretty funny. Pretty sure he`s kidding.
  25. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:39 am
    pretty sure I never did or heard of anyone pouring sand on each others buttcracks
  26. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:42 am
    I think that made me laugh more than anything else on here. :) Glad his mommy caught that weirdness early. Poor show host.
  27. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:45 am
    what.. the.. h*ll.. that is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. He`s still gay and he has phycological problems...
  28. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
    This can`t be real.
  29. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Lol. This had me going for a little bit.
  30. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I`ve seen this a dozen times on the interwebz and I still don`t know what it`s from. Anybody?
  31. Profile photo of skite111
    skite111 Male 30-39
    99 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:14 am
    All of the repression of his gayness has made him a little crazy
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 4, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I reckon his daddy spanked the gay into him in the first place...
  33. Profile photo of desslox
    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:19 am
    .... wow... just wow...... Lillim, she isnt a poor show host unless you take into the fact she didn`t call the police as he started If i was the shows host i would have proably pissed my pants in laughter. She tried to cut in a couple times and even held her hand over her mouth. If some person goes bat poo crazy next to you do you not laugh?
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33078 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Fake, BS, not real, weirdo!
    Insulting to Christians, gays, mothers and people with half (or more) of a brain.
  35. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:53 am
    pretty weak parody that. Well I hope it was......
  36. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:59 am
    I remember those good old days back when I would get naked with the neighborhood kids and pour sand on our buttcracks. :-P
    Real or not, that was hilarious. Reminds me of this sketch with Will Forte from Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
  37. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Nope nothing crazy about religion. Seems to make people mentally stable.

    Great crowd of followers you have there God. Keep up the great work.
  38. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:27 am
    5Cats...honestly who gives a damn if someone finds it offensive...holy crap when the hell are peple going to wake the F up and relaizer there are worse things in this world then being offended...

    the world has gotten mighty soft people...like your daddy!
  39. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:33 am
    he is turning into fag hulk
  40. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:36 am
    All homos need the gay spanked out of them
  41. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Uh.. Ten_Speed, I can`t tell if you were being sarcastic or utterly moronic.
  42. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I`m not entirely sure it worked...
  43. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    this can`t be real
  44. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    I agree with msieg007, I don`t think it worked... or he changed from gay to batpoo crazy.
  45. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Um. He`s evangelical. He was already crazy.
  46. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    He is either really crazy or the greatest God TV troll in the history of the world. Loved the look on the womans face. Quality.
  47. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Pour sand on each others butt cracks? and wow this guy is fing nuts .This has to be fake .
  48. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    LOL That was the best thing I`ve seen all day!
  49. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    LMAO @ the spanking part.

    I love how these f*cking retards think they can spank/council/whatever the gay out of someone.

    His wife is gonna be so disappointed when he gets his dick caught in a glory hole.
  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Immediately following, "Excuse me, I must go change my pants..."
  51. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    love the car at the end
  52. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Don`t worry, he`s not crazy. He`s just letting all those repressed memories escape. Just national television is not the place for it.
  53. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Hate to see his "wife"
  54. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    P.s. This is isn`t real.
  55. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    did not realize it was that easy! im gonna start spanking gay dudes
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    This is a repost. An old repost,still a repost!
  57. Profile photo of ajmullan
    ajmullan Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    omg where he drat do you find this poo?
  58. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! REPOST!
  59. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    cajun247, after a year or so, you cant call repost. besides, how the hell did you remember something like this?
  60. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    dont push play it sucks!!!!........you pushed play didn`t you, you just couldn`t help yourself.
  61. Profile photo of LornZhas
    LornZhas Female 18-29
    39 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    I almost felt so sorry for the lady that was with him..
  62. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    well... dunno about everyone else, but i don`t think pouring sand into another kid`s arse crack is average behaviour?

    also, is this real? he is MENTAL!
  63. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Is this for f*ing real?
  64. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    ...and his daddy spanked it back in?
  65. Profile photo of WetSquirrel
    WetSquirrel Male 18-29
    54 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    haha, that`s funny.

    this guy for sure is either a child toucher, a rapist or a serial killer... all due to his awful spanking at the age of 5
  66. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    @Cajun247: It`s pretty weak that you have to search out a link that was posted almost a YEAR BEFORE YOU JOINED just to call repost. Fail.
  67. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    This has got to be staged.
  68. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    ...or else they get the hose again?
  69. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud, mommy issues and sexual identity roles, line 1.
  70. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I`ve seen this before but it was nice to see it again. Its funny but I kinda doubt its real.
  71. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    has to be staged but still hilarious
  72. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    May 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Anyone who thinks this is staged hasn`t spent enough time around evangelicals.
  73. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Well you know, he could take or leave the gayness - it was the spanking he really enjoyed.
  74. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    That was really funny...til he ruined it by spanking himself for too long...
  75. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Is religion that effective?

    No its the other way around. He was crazy to begin with.
  76. Profile photo of annakv
    annakv Female 13-17
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    May 4, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    i wish this was real.
    i also wish that one of his children then stood up and said, "DAD. I`M GAY," and walked out.
  77. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    I`m pretty sure you can tell he`s kidding when he started miming getting run over by his mother...=P

    The shift into reverse and second hit was a nice touch though haha
  78. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    "NEVER EVER EVER LITTLE BOYS NEVER EVER"
    "So she discip-"
    "NO DON`T DO THAT NEVER EVER FDADFJKDJFAOWENDDFADF BOYYSSSSSSSSSSS"
    I am soooooooo gonna have nightmares
  79. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    jtrebowski, half a second is waaaaaaaaay more than enough time.
  80. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Spam spam spam-a-lot, spammy mc spammerson..gtfo Does anyone ever really click your stupid ass links anyway? Go get a real job.
  81. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 4, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Don`t bother Samantha. They`re bots.
  82. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Yep, that guy is completely not gay... Straightened him right out.

    ApostleT, I`d like to see the rest of that because to me, it looked more like he was having an episode than making a joke, like PTSD.

  83. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    She didn`t spank the gay out of him...he wasn`t gay...and you can`t spank the gay out of someone even if they are gay.

  84. Profile photo of Majorchug
    Majorchug Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:12 am
    He`s so gay he cant even think straight! Badum tiss! lol
  85. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:23 am
    "She didn`t spank the gay out of him...he wasn`t gay..."
    Oh, that dudes is TOTALLY gay. That`s the point of the post. She not only didn`t succeed, now he`s nuts because, repulsed by his reality and repulsed by his desire, he has no outlet for his gayness.

    He`s on the Jonathan Winters level of nuts. He could make it as a comedian but, it`s all fun and games until a guy catches a bus wearing his dead mom`s dress and sun hat...
  86. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:13 am
    wow he went from gay to absolutly nuts.....he would scare the hell out of me if i was around him
  87. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Yep she spanked it right out...
    Thats why 12 years later a guy named Terry will be doing it for her.
  88. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:34 am
    LOL the lady is the best!

    i love watching people try really hard not to laugh.
  89. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Haha someone needs to remix this.
  90. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:43 am
    My favorite line from this has to be: "It was just another one of those days..."

    Ah, yes. Those many glorious days pouring sand in your friend`s butt crack. Who hasn`t ever had one of those days?
  91. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Creepy, or sad, or a hoax? He seemed to show classic regressive behaviour, if this is real he was projecting how his mom used to abuse him. He completely lost it.
  92. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I can honestly say I`ve never gotten naked with a friend and stood on his buttcrack. Ever.
  93. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Oh, those christians. :)
    Those people make me smile sometimes. xD LOL, no offending meant. I couldn`t help it.
  94. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    It`s a skit, though I don`t recall from what.
  95. Profile photo of DFWBrysco
    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Either way, no great loss to the Gay Community... he`s one that y`all can have back. :-D
  96. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    MadTV, I remember now. ^^
  97. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Woah, so I`m not the only one who got naked with a friend at 5 years old and poured sand down each others butt cracks?

    I might need the gay spanked out of me.
  98. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    I am literally hoping with every fiber of my being this is satire. If it is not then I have only one thing to say:

    Yup, in no way is that man maligned or sexually repressed. He is the picture of mental and sexual health.
    </sarcasm>
  99. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:24 am
    "I am literally hoping with every fiber of my being this is satire."

    worry not
  100. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ahh, her face was priceless.
  101. Profile photo of wwOOOOp
    wwOOOOp Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Im glad to see he fully recovered from being jumped on and run over by a car by his own mother. I wonder if his 3 children know he`s a bit crazy?
  102. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:53 am
    That is not the most repressed Gay man I`ve ever seen, but he`s extremely close. I also think being a christian, or whatever he is, has made him a total pussy. I have known repressed gay Christians just like him, and its kind of scary how childish they are.

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