Hire A Ninja: Solve All Your Problems Now! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago Entertainment

Two stabbings for the price of one! Satisfaction is DEFINITELY guaranteed.
There are 30 comments:
Female 709
Just e-mailed that guy asking if he does legit work or not. Wasn`t a real e-mail address... Sadness...
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Female 709
Wow, public advertisement for work? Ninjas hit a pretty hard down-ward spiral once the pirates came back, didn`t they?
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Male 1,299
The downside is that it`s probably a fat kid in a Naruto costume running with one arm trailing behind him and a metal plate on his forehead.
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Male 173
lol ritual suicide... wait if you see him do the suicide that would mean you SAW a ninja. doesnt that mean theyll kill you afterward in some horrific way?
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Male 848
lololololol
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Male 6,694
Ninja CHOP !
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Male 8,302
We need a new meme... ninja`s are soooo 1590`s...
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Male 509
@Angillion
I know if it goes well they survive, what I meant was when they fail. Unless of course they were on a recon mission and they just couldn`t find anything... I suppose they wouldn`t die then
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Male 2,748
lol, ritual suicide if not COMPLETLY satisfied. hehe, i`ll say im not just to see if he`ll actually do it
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Female 2,352
Hired! X3 F*ck yeah.
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Female 49
This. is. AWESOME!
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Female 3,828
lol awesome.
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Male 2,516
Reason of death: Ninja

Dang
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Male 988
Why are there people talking about someone trying to get this guy to kill chuck norris? Even if he does succeed god (chuck norris in robes) will descend from the skies and resurrect him.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it`s called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they`re most likely KIA...[/quote]

Ninjas mostly did spying, but that doesn`t attract the attention that assassination does. If it`s done very well, it doesn`t attract any attention because nobody knows you were there, even afterwards.

Seppuku was a samurai thing, but it`s debateable just how much samurai actually lived by the code of honour. Much like the code of honour of British and European knights. Bushido, chivalry...not necessarily how they all actually lived.
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Male 15,510
Hire a ninja "escort"
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Male 509
I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it`s called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they`re most likely KIA...
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Male 1,523
The parenthesis in "we will make your problems `go away`" were hilarioussssss...
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Male 3,482
[quote]Unless, of course, you are Chuck Norris...[/quote]

If you`re Chuck Norris, nothing is ninja friendly...

Seriously, haven`t you heard of Broken-Back Mountain? It`s the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris`s back yard.
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Male 443
Ask a ninja!!
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Male 25,416
Thats awesome!
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Male 784
he should use blackmail...
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Male 88
my dream has come true ..
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Male 5,190
When did Ninjas have emails? I must have missed this. xD
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Male 554
its the one and only service like this because they killed off all their competitors >.<
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Male 203
That`s awesome.
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Female 9,402
"ewww...thats not a real ninja service! you can tell because they use hotmail instead of gmail. and gmail is clearly way more ninja friendly."

Unless, of course, you are Chuck Norris...
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Male 4,793
ewww...thats not a real ninja service! you can tell because they use hotmail instead of gmail. and gmail is clearly way more ninja friendly.
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Male 9,306
Ritual suicide if not fully satisfied...hmmm...
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Female 8,044
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