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Date: 05/31/10 10:05 AM

30 Responses to Hire A Ninja: Solve All Your Problems Now! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Link: Hire A Ninja: Solve All Your Problems Now! - Two stabbings for the price of one! Satisfaction is DEFINITELY guaranteed.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Ritual suicide if not fully satisfied...hmmm...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:32 am
    ewww...thats not a real ninja service! you can tell because they use hotmail instead of gmail. and gmail is clearly way more ninja friendly.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:52 am
    "ewww...thats not a real ninja service! you can tell because they use hotmail instead of gmail. and gmail is clearly way more ninja friendly."

    Unless, of course, you are Chuck Norris...
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    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:01 am
    That`s awesome.
  6. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:09 am
    its the one and only service like this because they killed off all their competitors >.<
  7. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:23 am
    my dream has come true ..
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:40 am
    he should use blackmail...
  9. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Thats awesome!
  10. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Ask a ninja!!
  11. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Unless, of course, you are Chuck Norris...

    If you`re Chuck Norris, nothing is ninja friendly...

    Seriously, haven`t you heard of Broken-Back Mountain? It`s the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris`s back yard.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    The parenthesis in "we will make your problems `go away`" were hilarioussssss...
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it`s called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they`re most likely KIA...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Hire a ninja "escort"
  15. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it`s called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they`re most likely KIA...

    Ninjas mostly did spying, but that doesn`t attract the attention that assassination does. If it`s done very well, it doesn`t attract any attention because nobody knows you were there, even afterwards.

    Seppuku was a samurai thing, but it`s debateable just how much samurai actually lived by the code of honour. Much like the code of honour of British and European knights. Bushido, chivalry...not necessarily how they all actually lived.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Why are there people talking about someone trying to get this guy to kill chuck norris? Even if he does succeed god (chuck norris in robes) will descend from the skies and resurrect him.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Reason of death: Ninja

    Dang
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    lol awesome.
  19. Profile photo of PunkRocky
    PunkRocky Female 18-29
    49 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    This. is. AWESOME!
  20. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Hired! X3 F*ck yeah.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    lol, ritual suicide if not COMPLETLY satisfied. hehe, i`ll say im not just to see if he`ll actually do it
  22. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:06 am
    @Angillion
    I know if it goes well they survive, what I meant was when they fail. Unless of course they were on a recon mission and they just couldn`t find anything... I suppose they wouldn`t die then
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:18 am
    We need a new meme... ninja`s are soooo 1590`s...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Ninja CHOP !
  25. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:40 am
    lololololol
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    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    lol ritual suicide... wait if you see him do the suicide that would mean you SAW a ninja. doesnt that mean theyll kill you afterward in some horrific way?
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    The downside is that it`s probably a fat kid in a Naruto costume running with one arm trailing behind him and a metal plate on his forehead.
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    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Wow, public advertisement for work? Ninjas hit a pretty hard down-ward spiral once the pirates came back, didn`t they?
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    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Just e-mailed that guy asking if he does legit work or not. Wasn`t a real e-mail address... Sadness...

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