Here Is A Compilation Of Ninjas... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Enjoy, ninja fans...
There are 110 comments:
Male 5
that took me a second to understand lol
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Male 30
American ninja at a Republican rally!!
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Female 29
#34 is eating a cake... I was wondering why are there a few fat ninjas in the pic.
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Male 253
you see #63? that`s me... wait a minute.. what happened to my blade? its not there! Okay, who photo shopped my sword off?
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Male 221
There are 50 of us in this picture. Disappointed I decided not to attend that day...
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Female 914
I laughed so hard I cried, good one crazydaiz.
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Male 6,694
I like the ninja in the snow storm.
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Male 101
Since when do ninjas wear white?
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Female 251
#27 killed my mother.

I only know this because he left a note that only said #27 on it. Only til now do I understand :|
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Male 1,371
HAha all those ninjas are gay!
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Male 906
if you look at #4 really closely you can see me in the background about to assassinate him
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Female 264
#9 Kinda looks like my uncle....
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Male 757
that one in the middle is the ninja that trained me... while your reading this im behind you doing your mom.
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Male 1,054
I`m surprised no one commented about the two hot girl ninja`s making out in the lower left corner.
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Male 25,416
Wow, so many ninjas
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Male 240
LOL, took me a minute.
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Male 522

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Female 4,376
Hurray for ninjas!
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Male 4,807
The reason there is no Ninja... He gave Chuck Norris some food.



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Male 1,240
It`s mine as well, though ardbeg is almost as good. At least what`s available now, we`ll see what happens when the new batches mature. Hopefully it won`t got to hell like bowmore has.
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Male 4,290
Laphroaig, excellent choice. I love the smokiness of it, definitely my favourite Islay whisky.

mvangild, agreed, with one exception - as time increases, the probability that the ninja is directly behind you about to strike approaches 1.

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Male 10,440
[quote] Actually, 1R 0G 0B would be almost black, not almost white. White is 255R 255G 255B [/quote]

Crap. My plans are foiled.
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Male 527
I`m wondering if the location of a ninja is more of a probability function, like that of an electron. You really can`t say that a ninja is definitely somewhere, you can only say that the ninja is probably there. So, I think we should start investigating the Heisen-ninja Uncertainty Principle: you can never know the exact location of a ninja, or the exact velocity of his sword as it bears down upon you, at the same time. I think we can definitely put this in for the Ignoble Awards.
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Male 1,240
We have waitresses? Excellent, get me a glass of laphroaig, quarter cask.
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Male 4,290
Thank you, thank you. I`m here all week. Tip your waitress.
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Male 1,240
I see what you did there, your almightyness.
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Male 4,290
Aren`t all Nazis colour Nazis?
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Male 1,240
Well, lion, we have every other type of nazis here - probably even a few real ones - so colour nazis fit in.
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Male 8,302
> almightybob

Ohhh noooze!! Now we have COLOR Nazi`s!

:-)
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Male 513
Those are some awesome ninjas!
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Male 509
me and a few friends actually played a joke on someone where we showed her an empty picture of a landscape, told her there were 25 ninjas in it and she actually looked...
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Male 4,290
[quote]There are actually ninjas in the picture... what you do is go into paint and fill in the white with any color. The ninjas are actually colored in 1R 0B 0G so its almost white. You can then see the outlines.[/quote]


Actually, 1R 0G 0B would be almost black, not almost white. White is 255R 255G 255B, or #FFFFFF in hex code. So if they were #010000 they would be clearly visible without using Paint.

Anyhoo...
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Male 2,159
WOAH. That third one is just being inappropriate! D:
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Male 1,240
What the hell is up with the kangaroo (12th row from the back, sorta to the left, next to ninja mom baking)?
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Male 1,043
Lol @ the one that I can`t see :D
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Male 964
lol at the one in a tux!
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Male 45
"they usually wear black when they`re off-duty, and you`ll know when they`re off duty because you can see them. If a ninja is working then nobody can see him, hence they are hiding in a white space."

Wrong. Ninjas are never off duty. :D
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Male 509
"arent ninjas supposed to be black?"
they usually wear black when they`re off-duty, and you`ll know when they`re off duty because you can see them. If a ninja is working then nobody can see him, hence they are hiding in a white space.
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Male 1,002
sooooooooooo plaaaaaaaaaayed
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Male 1,093
i like the one doing the cartwheel
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Male 1,815
Yeah ninjas are black. Doesn`t mean they can`t hide in a totally white environment. Don`t you know anything?
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Male 173
These ninjas are so good, only Chuck Norris can see them.
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Female 368
arent ninjas supposed to be black?

FAKE AND GAY
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Male 51
There are actually ninjas in the picture... what you do is go into paint and fill in the white with any color. The ninjas are actually colored in 1R 0B 0G so its almost white. You can then see the outlines.

no there arent... just a load of squares
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Male 222
not funny.
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Male 363
old joke, please stop.
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Male 485
O_o
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Female 1,313
Wax on, wax off.....
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Male 2,050
oh i see what u did there. awesomeness to the nth level dawg.
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Male 10,440
There are actually ninjas in the picture... what you do is go into paint and fill in the white with any color. The ninjas are actually colored in 1R 0B 0G so its almost white. You can then see the outlines.
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Male 270
That one in the corner is pretty funny looking
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Female 509
Oh. I get it.
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Male 554
for those who cant see anything:
its because it takes a ninja, to see a ninja
and i can see every last ninja in this pic =)
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Male 91
Because ninja jokes are totally funny...
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Male 85
this is bull crap. everyone knows there`s no ninjas on this page. If you watched ninja assassin you`d know they only come out when the lights turn off and the page is black. OH darn, i just realized they`re in the background. What is this an envelope? hmmm, black sand... oh poop.
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Male 4,004
Know what is cooler than invisible ninjas? Visible Ninjas.
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Male 894
this pisses me off. too much like the one that said "do you know how fast you were scrolling?" im gonna go hang myself now, peace
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Male 1,091
Well that was disappointing. Thought I was in for some ninja goodness, instead it`s just one of those blank pages. Damn.
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Male 8,302
> krisley
> every time ninja`s are mentioned now, it`s just an empty picture

Not always, krisley... sometimes you can
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Male 526
this joke has been sooo overdone. I`m not usually one to whine, but every time ninja`s are mentioned now, it`s just an empty picture... it`s just not funny anymore.
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Male 8,302
> IssaTheFiend
> Fake! If that was really a ninja there wouldn`t be text alluding to the fact that there is a ninja.

UNLESS you`re a Ninja yourself! Most people just saw "No Article - yep, we here at IAB haven`t posted any article in this space"
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Male 4,807
I saw what you did there Chuck Norris.

Now I must die
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Male 286
wait, you guys don`t see him in the bottom left-hand corner? And if you wait 7 minutes and 53 seconds you hear a twig snap, effin rookie.
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Male 773
So there IS still a picture of my grad class! I lost mine, and have been looking for a copy for ages. Thats me, dangling from the top bar, right under the J. =)
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Male 680
Actually, Lionhart2, that was a distraction. You now underestimate his ability and he`ll change your mind using his kunai knives.
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Male 12,365
[quote]i just want to check something? is it not loading for me or is there supposed to be nothing?[/quote]

There is supposed to be a white box that`s blank apart from the text "Here is a compilation of ninjas, enjoy!"

It`s a joke on the mythical ability of ninjas to conceal themselves.
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Male 122
The one behind the exclamation mark is obviously still in training.
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Male 8,302
Ha, the one on the right, third row, totally phailed at star throwing!
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Female 87
ahaha :)
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Male 41
nice
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Female 318
I was amused. Yes, we all know there would not be any ninjas in the pic, but still...I smiled
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Male 1,222
Ha
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Male 660
LOL! I like the new collective noun too..a "compilation" of ninjas.
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Male 51
what a waste of space............not even vaguely funny or amusing
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Male 558
ok, that IS the joke, this is like the emperor`s new clothes...
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Male 558
of course they would post a blank page, REAL ninja are invisible... didn`t you know that? I thought that was the joke b-4 I read the comments...
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Male 430
Holy Shiite, look at this pic with thermal imaging goggles it is ridonculous.
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Female 2,352
Fake!

If that was really a ninja there wouldn`t be text alluding to the fact that there is a ninja.
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Male 15,510
By the way, here is the link for the anuual ninja parade coverage in the news, in case you havent seen it yet
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Male 15,510
The title could be as well, "compilation of GOD mugshots"
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Female 3,828
If you refresh the page, you can see the ninjas guys. what, you didnt think they would actually post a blank page, did you? even iab wouldnt f*ck with us that much.
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Male 807
i just want to check something? is it not loading for me or is there supposed to be nothing?
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Male 12,365
That gave me a smile after a bugger of a day at work.
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Male 289
I agree, `shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
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Male 541
@umm_WTF

You`re a liar and and your mother told me she doesn`t love you anymore.
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Male 560
these ninja posts are dumb
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Male 126
"I don`t - ohhh hahaha" went through my mind XD
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Male 65
I love the one in the middle!
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Male 31
if you highlight the photo by scrolling over it you can see the 7 ninjas in the photo
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Male 619
Storm Shadow?
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Female 71
Didn`t see that one coming... /sarcasm
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Male 36,542
The Invisible Man will not be seen tonight...
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Male 4,290
I had a feeling that was going to happen. I still smiled though.
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Male 215
Saw that coming...
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Male 1,195
lol

Lame.
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Female 276
lol awesome
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Male 2,592
they`re hiding behind the picture
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Male 931
*headdesk*
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Female 203
XD nice.
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Female 864
Omg why did I even look at this ?
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Male 47
Totally shop`d.
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Male 41
This isn`t funny.
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Female 3,727

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Female 3,598
they are hididng in the letters i bet
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Male 50
the third one down from the top is my favorite....
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Female 9,402
XD total win.
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Male 191
lol awesome
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Male 331
I waited 10 seconds wondering what the heck is wrong with my connection, then it dawned on me...
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Male 19,879
Link: Here Is A Compilation Of Ninjas... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Enjoy, ninja fans...
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