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Date: 05/25/10 10:03 AM

56 Responses to Helpful Argument Flow Chart for the Genders [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Link: Helpful Argument Flow Chart for the Genders - Funny how everything boils down to sex. Definitely a means to find the weaker sex.
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
    so true...
  3. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    How does this find the weaker sex? I find it more truthful of how most of my exes operate
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Neither flowchart applied to me or my BF. :/
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    lol crying does not work of me I would just ignore them
  6. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Yay! Casual Sexism!
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Hit the nail on the head... I apologize .
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    idk what `the weaker sex` has to do with it, both have their own strengths and weaknesses, eh?
    But I did LOL at the female "are you right" part! Yes... Yes! Too true.
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    Liz4187 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 10:49 am
    the charts were not accurate for my boyfriend and me... possibly accurate for the douchiest couple ever though :/
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    Piperquinn Female 13-17
    43 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:26 am
    I find that if I just say something sexual while he`s trying to make a point, then drop the argument, then act depressed, I usually win. :D
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Women only repeat and repeat..
    This is the truth.. :)
  12. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:49 am
    It`s true, guys apologise because being wrong is less painfull than having a woman in your ear.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:54 am
    nope, if im right and she wont calm down i just say "f*ck you, im out" and leave. she will usually call crying soon after this, and then everything gets worked out.
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    theforrest Male 18-29
    118 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Seems pretty accurate to me.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Are you right -> Yes. Lmao for the womans one
  16. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I find that if I just don`t say anything at all, he`ll freak out and give in. I don`t even have to mope about. Just stay silent.

    Guys are so weak.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Who argues? What a waste of mouth muscles.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    @mildcorma:

    BRAVO!

    @lemontarte:

    Go make me a sammich hehehe.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    @LemonTarte
    I`d beg to differ Ms. Tarte, because according to this chart the only possible result if the man apologizes is that the woman has sex with him. Thus, you may think your man is weak...but he gets sex. Remind me again who won?
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Wow LemonTarte, that is how I handle my wife.
  21. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    >Are you right -> Yes. Lmao for the womans one
  22. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    I find my train of thought is more closely related to the mens flow chart. And also, from what I`ve experienced, those flow charts should change a bit. the mens should be how the woman starts out (always right) and the women should have the option of being either right or wrong in an argument. All the men I know always think they are right, and women at least have the dignity to admit if they are wrong.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    This is how you "win" an argument if you`re a male. APOLOGIZE.
    even if you`re wrong. Works every time.
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    MadsSa Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Neko Sik --> No they dont! Thats why its so funny :D
  25. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Yeah, my boyfriend never apologizes. I guess if this is the stereotype though, it`s lolable.
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Well damn. I guess, according to this, I`ll never win a verbal argument against a woman.

    ...but I can throw a pretty mean left hook.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I never appologize. But then, I`m a petty, vindictive bastard, for whom winning (or not losing) is tantamount to almost anything.
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    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    i agree with Neko_Sik

    men never think they are wrong
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    AppleBlue - Same thing for women.
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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    \/\/ lol
  31. Profile photo of TNoussis
    TNoussis Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    lol gosupaul!
  32. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Is it me, or woman around here are
    taking this charts a little too seriously?

    Read all male comments, it`s like "ROFL" and "=D"

    Just laugh at it, don`t say your relationship
    is not like that (You know that`s just lies)
    and go make your BF a sandwich =]
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    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    PEOPLE never think they`re wrong
  34. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    "Is it me, or woman around here are
    taking this charts a little too seriously?

    Read all male comments, it`s like "ROFL" and "=D"

    Just laugh at it, don`t say your relationship
    is not like that (You know that`s just lies)
    and go make your BF a sandwich =]"

    I found that comment to be rather sweet :)
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    lmaorotf, I love how there`s no "NO" on the "are you right" for the women, lol. I have to fess up and say it takes me a min to admit I`m wrong.
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    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Him: blah blah blah
    Me: *punch*

    Ends arguments quite well.
  37. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    I HAD this argument with my GF yesterday. Obviously really is true for some girls.... Perfect.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    the women should have the option of being either right or wrong in an argument.

    It doesn`t matter if the wimman is wrong the argument, It`s the guy that ALWAYS has to apologize or give up sex. (unless of course your girl likes `angry` sex, Which are rare wimmen)
  39. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    wow woman are so much tougher than that?
    no?
    wel i am. my man worships me. and im right.. always :P
  40. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    @necrobitch

    Like... Respect, or is it some
    short of Cult you`re in?

    I`m just kidding =]
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    *raises glass*

    heres to sleeping around and nno commitments! :D
  42. Profile photo of marc_555
    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:26 am
    @necrobitch
    "and im right.. always :P"

    Hence the diagram saying are you right? and there only being an arrow to yes...
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:15 am
    meh
  44. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:32 am
    this pisses me off cause its true.
  45. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:14 am
    Wow, that actually happened with my girlfriend and I yesterday...I had a totally valid reason to be mad, yet here I`M the one going back and apologizing...I even made a rose out of brass.
    Even got the sexin`, too.
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:33 am
    I know what is best because I am the man. Now get in the kitchen and cook me something to eat woman.
    j/k
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    Stunnin17 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:55 am
    F**k! Tell me y every argument with my girl is like this :(

    This Sucks!
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    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:37 am
    LOL... Yup sounds about right
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    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:49 am
    f that, if she`s wrong, I won`t argue, I`ll walk away...women need to STOP being so damn hard-headed, it makes them look stupid. And that my friend is why I enjoy the single life...I won`t put up with stubborness...
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    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    so this is why i always win fights... either that or i am indeed always right.
  51. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "lmaorotf, I love how there`s no "NO" on the "are you right" for the women, lol. I have to fess up and say it takes me a min to admit I`m wrong."
    maybe ebcause a patronizing "IN YOUR FACE" answer is expected.
  52. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    lol i like how girls think they`re never wrong
  53. Profile photo of chad_the_bad
    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
    132 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    i like how no matter what the girl ends with sex, I wish It really worked like this.
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    girls think they`re never wrong
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Woah. No.

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