Helpful Argument Flow Chart for the Genders [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago Funny

Funny how everything boils down to sex. Definitely a means to find the weaker sex.
There are 56 comments:
Male 1,371
Woah. No.
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Male 25,416
girls think they`re never wrong
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Male 132
i like how no matter what the girl ends with sex, I wish It really worked like this.
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Male 1,584
lol i like how girls think they`re never wrong
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Female 570
"lmaorotf, I love how there`s no "NO" on the "are you right" for the women, lol. I have to fess up and say it takes me a min to admit I`m wrong."
maybe ebcause a patronizing "IN YOUR FACE" answer is expected.
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Female 570
so this is why i always win fights... either that or i am indeed always right.
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Male 153
f that, if she`s wrong, I won`t argue, I`ll walk away...women need to STOP being so damn hard-headed, it makes them look stupid. And that my friend is why I enjoy the single life...I won`t put up with stubborness...
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Male 443
LOL... Yup sounds about right
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Male 31
F**k! Tell me y every argument with my girl is like this :(

This Sucks!
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Male 6,694
I know what is best because I am the man. Now get in the kitchen and cook me something to eat woman.
j/k
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Male 758
Wow, that actually happened with my girlfriend and I yesterday...I had a totally valid reason to be mad, yet here I`M the one going back and apologizing...I even made a rose out of brass.
Even got the sexin`, too.
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Male 5,190
Lol.
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Male 1,686
this pisses me off cause its true.
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Male 699
meh
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Male 116
@necrobitch
"and im right.. always :P"

Hence the diagram saying are you right? and there only being an arrow to yes...
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Male 339
*raises glass*

heres to sleeping around and nno commitments! :D
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Male 551
@necrobitch

Like... Respect, or is it some
short of Cult you`re in?

I`m just kidding =]
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Female 467
wow woman are so much tougher than that?
no?
wel i am. my man worships me. and im right.. always :P
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Male 17,512
[quote]the women should have the option of being either right or wrong in an argument.[/quote]

It doesn`t matter if the wimman is wrong the argument, It`s the guy that ALWAYS has to apologize or give up sex. (unless of course your girl likes `angry` sex, Which are rare wimmen)
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Male 500
I HAD this argument with my GF yesterday. Obviously really is true for some girls.... Perfect.
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Female 248
Him: blah blah blah
Me: *punch*

Ends arguments quite well.
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Female 914
lmaorotf, I love how there`s no "NO" on the "are you right" for the women, lol. I have to fess up and say it takes me a min to admit I`m wrong.
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Female 5,139
"Is it me, or woman around here are
taking this charts a little too seriously?

Read all male comments, it`s like "ROFL" and "=D"

Just laugh at it, don`t say your relationship
is not like that (You know that`s just lies)
and go make your BF a sandwich =]"

I found that comment to be rather sweet :)
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Male 271
PEOPLE never think they`re wrong
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Male 551
Is it me, or woman around here are
taking this charts a little too seriously?

Read all male comments, it`s like "ROFL" and "=D"

Just laugh at it, don`t say your relationship
is not like that (You know that`s just lies)
and go make your BF a sandwich =]
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Male 63
lol gosupaul!
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Male 833
\/\/ lol
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Male 722
AppleBlue - Same thing for women.
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Female 119
i agree with Neko_Sik

men never think they are wrong
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Male 1,240
I never appologize. But then, I`m a petty, vindictive bastard, for whom winning (or not losing) is tantamount to almost anything.
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Male 516
Well damn. I guess, according to this, I`ll never win a verbal argument against a woman.

...but I can throw a pretty mean left hook.
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Female 673
Yeah, my boyfriend never apologizes. I guess if this is the stereotype though, it`s lolable.
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Male 5
Neko Sik --> No they dont! Thats why its so funny :D
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Male 2,893
This is how you "win" an argument if you`re a male. APOLOGIZE.
even if you`re wrong. Works every time.
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Female 697
I find my train of thought is more closely related to the mens flow chart. And also, from what I`ve experienced, those flow charts should change a bit. the mens should be how the woman starts out (always right) and the women should have the option of being either right or wrong in an argument. All the men I know always think they are right, and women at least have the dignity to admit if they are wrong.
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Male 1,378
>Are you right -> Yes. Lmao for the womans one
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Male 451
Wow LemonTarte, that is how I handle my wife.
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Male 1,351
@LemonTarte
I`d beg to differ Ms. Tarte, because according to this chart the only possible result if the man apologizes is that the woman has sex with him. Thus, you may think your man is weak...but he gets sex. Remind me again who won?
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Male 10,339
@mildcorma:

BRAVO!

@lemontarte:

Go make me a sammich hehehe.
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Female 4,039
Who argues? What a waste of mouth muscles.
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Female 1,441
I find that if I just don`t say anything at all, he`ll freak out and give in. I don`t even have to mope about. Just stay silent.

Guys are so weak.
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Male 1,357
Are you right -> Yes. Lmao for the womans one
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Male 118
Seems pretty accurate to me.
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Male 7,599
nope, if im right and she wont calm down i just say "f*ck you, im out" and leave. she will usually call crying soon after this, and then everything gets worked out.
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Male 496
It`s true, guys apologise because being wrong is less painfull than having a woman in your ear.
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Male 1,043
Women only repeat and repeat..
This is the truth.. :)
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Female 43
I find that if I just say something sexual while he`s trying to make a point, then drop the argument, then act depressed, I usually win. :D
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Female 28
the charts were not accurate for my boyfriend and me... possibly accurate for the douchiest couple ever though :/
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Male 37,047
idk what `the weaker sex` has to do with it, both have their own strengths and weaknesses, eh?
But I did LOL at the female "are you right" part! Yes... Yes! Too true.
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Male 4,807
Hit the nail on the head... I apologize .
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Male 848
Yay! Casual Sexism!
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Male 519
lol crying does not work of me I would just ignore them
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Female 1,386
Neither flowchart applied to me or my BF. :/
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Male 1,958
How does this find the weaker sex? I find it more truthful of how most of my exes operate
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Male 656
so true...
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Female 8,044
Link: Helpful Argument Flow Chart for the Genders [Pic] [Rate Link] - Funny how everything boils down to sex. Definitely a means to find the weaker sex.
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