Hand Wash Fail At Outdoor Festival Is Disgusting

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago Funny

That"s not a urinal, is it?
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Male 1,351
Wow, finally watched this clip. Poor guy, though he has to be at least a little suspicious of yellow water.
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Female 2
It`s not German... It`s Dutch.
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Male 117
Pissbuck? xD And this certainly doesn`t sound like German... What language is it?
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Male 246
These videos would be even better if they showed more details: where was that (sounds German), who was that man, how did he feel after being caught doing that...
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Male 82
Shes hot lol
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Female 1,894
in a piss buck
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Female 646
why does this guy have to embarrass other american tourists like that? ugh....

it seemed to me like he was trying to get the cameras attention... like when he said "this isnt the handwashing station?" he seemed like he wasn`t confused, just a weirdo.
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Male 2,868
How could he possibly have thought that was for handwashing? He didn`t sound drunk or anything.
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Male 769
American Tourist fail.
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Male 509
lol epic fail... tbh the guy deserved it if he was stupid enough to try and wash his hands in something that A) looked like a urinal and B) was full of a pee-coloured liquid that smelled like pee... you should`ve been able to smell it with that much in it right?
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Male 2,050
His hands must have been REALLY dirty.
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Male 189
Is it just me or does it sound like the word for urinal is pi**-bucket.
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Male 496
hahahahahaha! that. was. awesome!
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Female 196
EURGH! That poor guy...what do you think would have happened if the girl with the camera crew hadn`t been there to tell him it was a urinal?
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Male 193
well done american... u just confirmed every prejudice us europeans hold against you lol :-P

seriously tho, ew.
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Male 516
Oh come on, I know you`re in a different country but how can you not tell that`s a urinal? It looks exactly like an American urinal, and probably smells just like one too. People should have to take IQ tests before they travel out of country.
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Male 253
LOL
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Female 1,682
...That is so gross xD God. How don`t you know thats not where you wash your hands though...
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Male 1,182
that absolutely ruined me day
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Female 337
Thats friggin disgusting, swirling his hands in it.
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Female 1,386
Ick. Also -_-; *sigh* to him being a stereotypical stupid American.
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Male 3,431
Awesome, dude musta been three sheets to the wind.
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Female 446
D:
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Male 139
@Sherbert, that was probably a urinal cake.
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Female 277
Why were there hand scrubbers in the urinal?
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Male 603
@triacnid It`s dutch, this is in Holland/Netherlands
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Male 81
What language was that?
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Male 87
`I had to watch it twice before I noticed what happened. Got a little distracted by the babe.`

SHE`S your definition of babe?!?!? Sh*t man, every girl must turn you on if your standards are that low.
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Male 603
There are no words to describe how funny that was and how much i`m laughing
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Male 715
oh wow! That`s just vile!
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Male 272
i guess he was "pissed"
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Female 4,039
OMG that made me gag.
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Female 420
He must have been able to SMELL the piss surely??
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Male 660
I didn`t want to watch.... but i couldn`t look away.
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Male 8,302
> vicious_liar
> I didn`t know you were Dutch

Davy`s actually an Irish-born Dutch English French Canuck Iraqi Honorary Australian. When I call him a bastard, I mean it literally.
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Male 1,226
No Davymid, it`s "pis BAK". Which means container or tank, something in that direction. I didn`t know you were Dutch, but that does make your mistake a bit odd :)
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Female 91
It does sound like Pissbank and like pissbuck, but the word is pis bak not pissbank. Bak is just a word for container or tank.

And -hoge nood- means that you need to use the toilet RIGHT NOW.
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Male 8,302
> davymid
> The Dutch language isn`t exactly renowned for its diverse vocabulary

Oh c`mon!! Didn`t you see that sign saying "Hoge Nood"!??? I don`t know what a Hoge Nood is, but I wanna be the first on my block to own one!

> tand, tandarts and tandvlees. Or literally, tooth, toothdoctor and toothmeat

Sounds very sensible and logical to me. If English followed their example, poo would be poo, politicians would be pootalkers and your missus pooishouldnthavehadthatonefortheroad. So much easier!
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Male 12,138
Also, what`s lulzworthy is that someone has reposted the vid over on youtube to try to hijack hits on the search engine, with the description "Some Canadian guy makes a horrible mistake..."

If that guy`s Canadian, then I`m f*cking French.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I love how urinal sounds like "piss buck" lol.[/quote]
It`s actually pisbank... literally "a bank of piss". The Dutch language isn`t exactly renowned for its diverse vocabulary.

Example, in English, we have words like tooth, dentist and gums. In Dutch, those words are tand, tandarts and tandvlees. Or literally, tooth, toothdoctor and toothmeat.
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Female 864
It is full of yellow liquid ,yes it`s a dratin urinal!
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Male 516
"and i dont wanna be pissing anyone of, but you can only say "not all americans are like this" so many times..."

Get outta here you Chav.
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Female 1,199
Ohhhhh ahhh gross.
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Male 4,867
"pissbuck" lol

and i dont wanna be pissing anyone of, but you can only say "not all americans are like this" so many times...
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Male 1,557
Another American representing the country well there, lol.

I love how urinal sounds like "piss buck" lol.
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Male 203
that is quite a peculiar language....damn
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Male 295
oh wow that was actually painful to watch
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Male 1,404
That was disgustingly fantastic.
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Male 4,290
Oh... oh, dude...
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Male 7,585
thats just hilarious as all hell.
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Male 12,138
Gaah, Dutch. It still grates on me after all these years... Every time I hear it it`s like I`m getting forcibly raped in both ears simultaneously.
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Male 134
"Whoa. Whoa. Hegalosmachmak!"
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Male 8,302
I was NOT expecting that. LMAO.
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Female 509
That`s a whole bunch of nasty. I kinda wish she warned him.
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Male 379
score one for americans!

thanks, dude. you really know how to represent us.
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Male 1,442
I love the many changes of her face in a few seconds...
0:28: Woops the men`s room was occupied. |-X
0:36: What is he... )-|
0:40: Are we getting this on tape? *flips hair* :-O
0:42: You serious? :-|
0:44: LOL :-D
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Male 1,378
That thing doesn`t look like anything
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Male 699
hahahaha failzors
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Male 877
americans and they`re obsession with hand washing...and hygine guilt!!!
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Male 533
What the hell is an American hick doing at a European shindig? The very thought of it is contradictory.
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Female 39
Owned... Owned, owned, owned.
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Female 354
Ahhh, that poor guy. Yuck!
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Male 177
How people like this get through life w/o getting hit by a car, I will never know.
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Male 285
HAHAHA! wheres he going afterward, to wash it off in the porta-potty!?
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Male 3,482
I had to watch it twice before I noticed what happened.Got a little distracted by the babe.

When I finally realized... I facepalmed, started laughing, then watched it again. Rinse, repeat. I did this about five times.

That guy was either COMPLETELY new to those kinds of events, or just blitzed out of his skull... Or a little of both...

Either way... EEEEWWWW!!!!
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Female 709
Hahahahahahaha you know he`s a stupid American... Listen to that accent xD
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Male 503
wow, watched this about 10 times in a row and showed everyone i know. SO FUNNY! still laughing at it
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Female 4,447
I couldn`t watch. It`s too awful!
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Male 730
Gross, that`s just, ew
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Female 583
Oh, the shame. And HAHAHA at him using the urinal cake as soap.
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Female 59
OMG! THATS sO SAd I FEEL SO FRICKIN BAD FOR HIM!!!
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Male 179
Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dammit people, if it looks like piss, and smells like piss, and has URINAL CAKES in it, then it must be PISS!!!!
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Female 646
pardon me, but is that the piss-buck?

why, yes it is.
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Male 2,395
as if the yellowish colour didn`t give it out.
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Male 907
Why the hell would you need a urinal when there`s a row outhouses right there? Besides, if you have a dick, and you`re outside, you can piss ANYWHERE.
I`m sorry, this just makes no sense to me.
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Male 263
The one time the redneck decided to wash his hands to impress the girl, it backfired. Major Fail
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Male 497
piss-buck AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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Male 177
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

AND HE HAD TO BE dratING AMERICAN DIDNT HE!! GOD DAMMIT!
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Male 372
And he shall henceforth be known as pisshands
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Male 10,440
lol XD

*facepalm*
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Male 2,748
hahahaahhahaa, wow!!! thats just.. like you couldn`t tell?
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Male 953
Yeah go back in there and wash with the blue water instead.
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Female 151
oh crap...that must suck for him..i would get sick to my stomach!
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Male 126
Poor Guy... Since it was in Holland, he possibly toked up before the event, got nervous in front of the camera and thought he was at the sink without thinking.
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Female 195
EEW >_< That is just disgusting...
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Male 591
Gotta love trough urinals...assuming you know how to use them correctly.
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Male 741
Eeeeww, omg. I did not see that coming, it even confused me for a second.
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Male 4,680
HAHAHAHAHA
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Female 394
eww lol >.<
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Female 665
That was surprisingly adorable.
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Male 575
what did you expect form people from Holland, they`re retarded.
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Male 25,416
I guess this isnt applicable here :)
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Male 1,364
nooooooooooooooooooo
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Male 10,339
Niiiiice. Damn American tourists.
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Male 15,510
Ill not shake anybodies hand for a while... just in case
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Male 7,378
Link: Hand Wash Fail At Outdoor Festival Is Disgusting [Rate Link] - That`s not a urinal, is it?
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