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Date: 05/11/10 02:02 PM

96 Responses to Hand Wash Fail At Outdoor Festival Is Disgusting

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Link: Hand Wash Fail At Outdoor Festival Is Disgusting - That`s not a urinal, is it?
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Ill not shake anybodies hand for a while... just in case
  3. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Niiiiice. Damn American tourists.
  4. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    nooooooooooooooooooo
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    I guess this isnt applicable here :)
  6. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    what did you expect form people from Holland, they`re retarded.
  7. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    That was surprisingly adorable.
  8. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    eww lol >.<
  9. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA
  10. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Eeeeww, omg. I did not see that coming, it even confused me for a second.
  11. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Gotta love trough urinals...assuming you know how to use them correctly.
  12. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    EEW >_< That is just disgusting...
  13. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Poor Guy... Since it was in Holland, he possibly toked up before the event, got nervous in front of the camera and thought he was at the sink without thinking.
  14. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    oh crap...that must suck for him..i would get sick to my stomach!
  15. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Yeah go back in there and wash with the blue water instead.
  16. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    hahahaahhahaa, wow!!! thats just.. like you couldn`t tell?
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    lol XD

    *facepalm*
  18. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    And he shall henceforth be known as pisshands
  19. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

    AND HE HAD TO BE dratING AMERICAN DIDNT HE!! GOD DAMMIT!
  20. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    piss-buck AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
  21. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    The one time the redneck decided to wash his hands to impress the girl, it backfired. Major Fail
  22. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Why the hell would you need a urinal when there`s a row outhouses right there? Besides, if you have a dick, and you`re outside, you can piss ANYWHERE.
    I`m sorry, this just makes no sense to me.
  23. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    as if the yellowish colour didn`t give it out.
  24. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    pardon me, but is that the piss-buck?

    why, yes it is.
  25. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dammit people, if it looks like piss, and smells like piss, and has URINAL CAKES in it, then it must be PISS!!!!
  26. Profile photo of dmattm
    dmattm Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    OMG! THATS sO SAd I FEEL SO FRICKIN BAD FOR HIM!!!
  27. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Oh, the shame. And HAHAHA at him using the urinal cake as soap.
  28. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Gross, that`s just, ew
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    I couldn`t watch. It`s too awful!
  30. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    wow, watched this about 10 times in a row and showed everyone i know. SO FUNNY! still laughing at it
  31. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Hahahahahahaha you know he`s a stupid American... Listen to that accent xD
  32. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I had to watch it twice before I noticed what happened.Got a little distracted by the babe.

    When I finally realized... I facepalmed, started laughing, then watched it again. Rinse, repeat. I did this about five times.

    That guy was either COMPLETELY new to those kinds of events, or just blitzed out of his skull... Or a little of both...

    Either way... EEEEWWWW!!!!
  33. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    HAHAHA! wheres he going afterward, to wash it off in the porta-potty!?
  34. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    How people like this get through life w/o getting hit by a car, I will never know.
  35. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Ahhh, that poor guy. Yuck!
  36. Profile photo of LornZhas
    LornZhas Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Owned... Owned, owned, owned.
  37. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    What the hell is an American hick doing at a European shindig? The very thought of it is contradictory.
  38. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
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    May 11, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    americans and they`re obsession with hand washing...and hygine guilt!!!
  39. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    hahahaha failzors
  40. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    May 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    That thing doesn`t look like anything
  41. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I love the many changes of her face in a few seconds...
    0:28: Woops the men`s room was occupied. |-X
    0:36: What is he... )-|
    0:40: Are we getting this on tape? *flips hair* :-O
    0:42: You serious? :-|
    0:44: LOL :-D
  42. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    score one for americans!

    thanks, dude. you really know how to represent us.
  43. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    That`s a whole bunch of nasty. I kinda wish she warned him.
  44. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 11, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    I was NOT expecting that. LMAO.
  45. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    "Whoa. Whoa. Hegalosmachmak!"
  46. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Gaah, Dutch. It still grates on me after all these years... Every time I hear it it`s like I`m getting forcibly raped in both ears simultaneously.
  47. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    thats just hilarious as all hell.
  48. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Oh... oh, dude...
  49. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    That was disgustingly fantastic.
  50. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    oh wow that was actually painful to watch
  51. Profile photo of dixon323
    dixon323 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    that is quite a peculiar language....damn
  52. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Another American representing the country well there, lol.

    I love how urinal sounds like "piss buck" lol.
  53. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    "pissbuck" lol

    and i dont wanna be pissing anyone of, but you can only say "not all americans are like this" so many times...
  54. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    Ohhhhh ahhh gross.
  55. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    "and i dont wanna be pissing anyone of, but you can only say "not all americans are like this" so many times..."

    Get outta here you Chav.
  56. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 12:17 am
    It is full of yellow liquid ,yes it`s a dratin urinal!
  57. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 1:54 am
    I love how urinal sounds like "piss buck" lol.
    It`s actually pisbank... literally "a bank of piss". The Dutch language isn`t exactly renowned for its diverse vocabulary.

    Example, in English, we have words like tooth, dentist and gums. In Dutch, those words are tand, tandarts and tandvlees. Or literally, tooth, toothdoctor and toothmeat.
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 2:01 am
    Also, what`s lulzworthy is that someone has reposted the vid over on youtube to try to hijack hits on the search engine, with the description "Some Canadian guy makes a horrible mistake..."

    If that guy`s Canadian, then I`m f*cking French.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2010 at 2:18 am
    > davymid
    > The Dutch language isn`t exactly renowned for its diverse vocabulary

    Oh c`mon!! Didn`t you see that sign saying "Hoge Nood"!??? I don`t know what a Hoge Nood is, but I wanna be the first on my block to own one!

    > tand, tandarts and tandvlees. Or literally, tooth, toothdoctor and toothmeat

    Sounds very sensible and logical to me. If English followed their example, poo would be poo, politicians would be pootalkers and your missus pooishouldnthavehadthatonefortheroad. So much easier!
  60. Profile photo of Xlune
    Xlune Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 2:59 am
    It does sound like Pissbank and like pissbuck, but the word is pis bak not pissbank. Bak is just a word for container or tank.

    And -hoge nood- means that you need to use the toilet RIGHT NOW.
  61. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:21 am
    No Davymid, it`s "pis BAK". Which means container or tank, something in that direction. I didn`t know you were Dutch, but that does make your mistake a bit odd :)
  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:37 am
    > vicious_liar
    > I didn`t know you were Dutch

    Davy`s actually an Irish-born Dutch English French Canuck Iraqi Honorary Australian. When I call him a bastard, I mean it literally.
  63. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 5:01 am
    I didn`t want to watch.... but i couldn`t look away.
  64. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 5:03 am
    He must have been able to SMELL the piss surely??
  65. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 12, 2010 at 6:52 am
    OMG that made me gag.
  66. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:22 am
    i guess he was "pissed"
  67. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:29 am
    oh wow! That`s just vile!
  68. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:29 am
    There are no words to describe how funny that was and how much i`m laughing
  69. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:39 am
    `I had to watch it twice before I noticed what happened. Got a little distracted by the babe.`

    SHE`S your definition of babe?!?!? Sh*t man, every girl must turn you on if your standards are that low.
  70. Profile photo of triacnid
    triacnid Male 70 & Over
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    What language was that?
  71. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:47 am
    @triacnid It`s dutch, this is in Holland/Netherlands
  72. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Why were there hand scrubbers in the urinal?
  73. Profile photo of brianlance
    brianlance Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 9:22 am
    @Sherbert, that was probably a urinal cake.
  74. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 9:43 am
    D:
  75. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Awesome, dude musta been three sheets to the wind.
  76. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Ick. Also -_-; *sigh* to him being a stereotypical stupid American.
  77. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Thats friggin disgusting, swirling his hands in it.
  78. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    that absolutely ruined me day
  79. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    ...That is so gross xD God. How don`t you know thats not where you wash your hands though...
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    shadowtube Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    LOL
  81. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Oh come on, I know you`re in a different country but how can you not tell that`s a urinal? It looks exactly like an American urinal, and probably smells just like one too. People should have to take IQ tests before they travel out of country.
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    well done american... u just confirmed every prejudice us europeans hold against you lol :-P

    seriously tho, ew.
  83. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    EURGH! That poor guy...what do you think would have happened if the girl with the camera crew hadn`t been there to tell him it was a urinal?
  84. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    hahahahahaha! that. was. awesome!
  85. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Is it just me or does it sound like the word for urinal is pi**-bucket.
  86. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    His hands must have been REALLY dirty.
  87. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2010 at 7:05 am
    lol epic fail... tbh the guy deserved it if he was stupid enough to try and wash his hands in something that A) looked like a urinal and B) was full of a pee-coloured liquid that smelled like pee... you should`ve been able to smell it with that much in it right?
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2010 at 11:14 am
    American Tourist fail.
  89. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    May 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    How could he possibly have thought that was for handwashing? He didn`t sound drunk or anything.
  90. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    why does this guy have to embarrass other american tourists like that? ugh....

    it seemed to me like he was trying to get the cameras attention... like when he said "this isnt the handwashing station?" he seemed like he wasn`t confused, just a weirdo.
  91. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    in a piss buck
  92. Profile photo of joee182
    joee182 Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Shes hot lol
  93. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
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    May 14, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    These videos would be even better if they showed more details: where was that (sounds German), who was that man, how did he feel after being caught doing that...
  94. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
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    May 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Pissbuck? xD And this certainly doesn`t sound like German... What language is it?
  95. Profile photo of steffi271
    steffi271 Female 18-29
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    May 16, 2010 at 6:25 am
    It`s not German... It`s Dutch.
  96. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    May 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Wow, finally watched this clip. Poor guy, though he has to be at least a little suspicious of yellow water.

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