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Date: 05/10/10 12:03 PM

105 Responses to Guy Breaks GF`s Leg In Penis-Pump Argument [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Guy Breaks GF`s Leg In Penis-Pump Argument - ...and then the story gets really weird.
  2. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Ha... I live in Peckham! This is just lovely.
  3. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    "Aged in her 20s"

    Who in the world says it that way?
  4. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Maybe now he`ll be able to borrow a penis pump from someone in prison.
  5. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    What do you say after a post like this...
  6. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Maybe now he`ll be able to borrow a penis pump from someone in prison.
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Thats terrible, how crazy is he?
  8. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Poor girl. Dear ladies, this is why you don`t date an angry man with a small dick.
  9. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    wtf
  10. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    229 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    He won`t be needing a penis pump in prison. He`ll be on the recieving end only.
  11. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Sick f*ck. I hope he gets raped in every hole in prison.

    Twice.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    This would go in first page in The Sun
  13. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    well now apparently the "little" guy has a temper
  14. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    God that cake must have really sucked.

  15. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    wtf what a psycho O_O
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Must have been a Swedish pump...

    A friend of a friend of mine told me they are the best !
  17. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    prick with a little prick
  18. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    The start of the story is a bit "lol" but then it just becomes a nasty case of domestic abuse :(
  19. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    According to this, he pleaded guilty and got 3years, 4 months.

    22 August Southwark Man sentenced to three years and four months for serious assault
    A Southwark man has been sentenced to three years and four months imprisonment and placed under a ten year restraining order for serious assault on a woman who was then his partner. Darren Colliver, London, SE15 pleaded guilty when he appeared for trial at the Inner London Crown Court following an investigation by Southwark Hate Crime Unit. Officers were alerted by staff at Kings College Hospital on 15 March ‘06 to a woman being treated for a broken leg inflicted by her boyfriend during a fight. She had been living with Darren Colliver of London, SE15, for about three years.
  20. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    PS: This was back in 2006, so he`s out now, I`m sure.
  21. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Why the hell did they let him in her hospital room? Idiots.
  22. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Oh god, that`s pretty horrifying..
  23. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Ouch! That is sick.:-?
  24. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Man... Who knew a small penis could drive a guy into a rage? Besides the TSA...
  25. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    want a mean person
  26. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    guy + steroids = small dick and rage
  27. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    ...and they say size doesn`t matter.
  28. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    How much you want to bet she`s still with him too.
  29. Profile photo of KingDragon
    KingDragon Female 18-29
    159 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    What
    The
    Eff
    ?

    That`s some serious psychological problems there. Maybe he figure she was lying about the transaction not working because she was out to get him and make sure he stayed a mockery or something.

    Why didn`t he buy the damn thing himself?
  30. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Small dick raaaaaaaaage.

    Also what kind of a pussy pours shampoo on someone like that.
  31. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    drating douche bag
  32. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    "Why didn`t he buy the damn thing himself? "
    Spent all of his loot on steroids and antidepressant.
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    There are several things in this article/ about this article I find funny.

    First off, they call him a "THUG" with all caps. Is that the mark of a legitimate paper these days? Calling people names and writing like a pre-teen?

    Next, who goes into a rage over a trivial item`s transaction not going through on someone else`s credit card?

    What kind of hospital allows allows a victim`s attacker to visit? If it was her consent, why did she consent?

    What kind of sadistic jerk moves his gf`s bed controls to "hurt her more"?

    And all this over a penis pump? Come on! This whole thing stinks of fail.
  34. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    @PermaFrost, "...and they say size doesn`t matter."

    I think that`s the best comment so far this year! Seriously made me LMFAO!
  35. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    DICK SLANG HOMIES!
  36. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    "First off, they call him a "THUG" with all caps. Is that the mark of a legitimate paper these days? Calling people names and writing like a pre-teen?"
    All the British tabloids do it. Seriously. It`s their favourite word.
  37. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    WORST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!
  38. Profile photo of AchGekackt
    AchGekackt Female 18-29
    36 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    proof that guys with small wieners are very angry
  39. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    "Imma F that bitch up... with shampoo"
  40. Profile photo of myeyeshurt
    myeyeshurt Male 40-49
    1 post
    May 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    I don`t think this guy needs a penis pump. Sounds like he`s a big enough DICK already!!!!!!!!
  41. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    what an idiot.
  42. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    "God that cake must have really sucked."

    Dead.
  43. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    gotta admit, the shampoo assualt in a new one in my book... Definitely gonna use that tactic when I take over the world, and my armies will have great hair.
  44. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Must`ve had a real small dick. O_O
  45. Profile photo of PickleFart
    PickleFart Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    This dude is serious about his penis accessories. Plus laziest women beater ever. "I`m mad now, but I`ll take it out on you later, Ellen is on right now. When you come back home, you better watch out."
  46. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    WHYYYYY was he even in the hospital room with her? Durrrrrrrrrrrrr
  47. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    That guy has issues...
  48. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    He must have a VERY small penis...
  49. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    lol peckham. thats an area with a lot of black people....maybe this dude just wanted to fit in
  50. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Now he`s gonna get his a** pumped....
  51. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    holy hell. that man was piiiiiissed.
  52. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    well, he IS a thug.
  53. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Girl, I`m so pissed, I`m going to put SHAMPOO in your EYES. I`m such a bad-ass aren`t I? Shampoo? Really? Stab her with a fork or something.
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Normally, when you get shampoo in your eyes, you blink it away very quickly. Try putting some in your eyes and leaving it there for 2 minutes. It can cause blindness. And we can assume he was holding her down so she couldn`t get it out.
  55. Profile photo of burgundyblu
    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    lol...omg, could this be funnier? Penis pump rage, cake, shampoo and the good ol` motorized hospital bed routine. This deserves reenactment.
  56. Profile photo of Eloc27
    Eloc27 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Holy shiz, I`m from Peckham! This has officially put us on the map.

    I do feel for the guy though... it is hard to get a penis pump here in Peckham.
  57. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    he must have a tiny penis indeed
  58. Profile photo of offisapupp
    offisapupp Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Um, joking aside, what utter, utter scum. Let`s hope he is befriended by someone not in need of a penis pump once he is sentenced.
  59. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    THUGLIFE!!
  60. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    But still Lion, would your rather stab someone or put shampoo in their eyes? Which would be a better story in jail?
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    "a thug"?

    what they just call people names now, in the newspaper? sounds so unprofessional.
  62. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    "he must have a tiny penis indeed"

    It`s from all the `roids he`s obviously taking...
  63. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Um, joking aside, what utter, utter scum. Let`s hope he is befriended by someone not in need of a penis pump once he is sentenced.

    Yes, lets hope he is befriended so hard he bleeds from the rectum on a regular basis.
  64. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    WTF. O_o;; What a bastard to get angry about something like that.
  65. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    He will be sentenced on August 21, ...
    Aw, cliffhangers.
  66. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    I bet they`re still dating.

    "Scumbags and the women who love them on the next Morrey Povich Show"
  67. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    sooo. he`s such a winner that he needs a pump and has to get his girl to buy it. When that doesnt go through he threatens her.

    What`s her response?

    Buy him his favorite cake... God !@#$
  68. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    They`re both NOT stupid. This guy is just stupid. He took advantage of a sweet girl (it seems). I hope he gets strung up.
  69. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    wow... douche
  70. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Why was he allowed to see her in the hospital?
  71. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Oh. It`s serious.

    *puts her lulz away*
  72. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    "They`re both NOT stupid. This guy is just stupid. He took advantage of a sweet girl (it seems). I hope he gets strung up."
    She`s stupid all right. He threatened to beat her up over a penis pump, so she baked him a cake. When he did beat her up, she let him visit her in the hospital. Dumb bitches like this is why men think they can get away with this poo. She should have dumped him a long time ago.
  73. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    In other news, Darren Colliver never again has any kind of sex with another living creature and is mercilessly harassed for the rest of his life...all three nights of it.
  74. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Isseepy>>>
    i have a feeling they didn`t know he was the cause of the trauma while she was being hospitalized.
    my final thought: who the hell throws a temper tantrum over a penis pump? maybe your junk is so small cause your still acting like a toddler.
    ok i lied...this is my final thought: this may be the most times penis has been said on an off porn website.
  75. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    @MrsHoneyDew- I was just about to say that. What kind of hospital allows the perpetrator to visit the victim, and without supervision?!?
  76. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Remove the part about the penis pump and it`s just a really nasty domestic violence abuse story... I dont see how it`s funny.
  77. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    " A cake? A CAKE?!I want my crazy english penis to be bigger!!!!Breaka da legs, my little crumpet!!!!"
  78. Profile photo of IDefSk
    IDefSk Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Yeah this started out sort of funny but then just got sad :(
  79. Profile photo of ZenGen
    ZenGen Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    @robosnitz,

    I know ROFL is used often on the internet but your comment made it real for me. Thank you sir, thank you.
  80. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    not cool. shampoo stings like really bad
  81. Profile photo of Lowmaxx
    Lowmaxx Male 40-49
    26 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Bash the bastard with a baseball bat till every bone in his body is broken.Turn the creep into a jellyfish that will teach him not to be a piece of poo.
  82. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:02 am
    yes, this makes me proud to be British. Anyway, these cretins were southern and I am northern - we do not have undignified fist-fights over sundry sexual items up here, too busy keeping warm.
  83. Profile photo of velvetgirl
    velvetgirl Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:25 am
    OOOoooooohhhhh


    I thought they meant her leg was broken WITH the penis pump.

    Guys clearly a button-mushroom endowed, ginger ball bag either way.
  84. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:04 am
    Every time I browse by this link I hear the kid`s voice in my head:

    "Last one there`s a penis pump!"
  85. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:48 am
    @pip-pip666
    way to go against the stereotype - I`d say stereotypically this sort of thing is supposed to happen near us (I`m northern too)... Londoners are either high-up toffs or east-end thugs (again by the stereotype) I`d almost expect this kind of thing to come from South Bank (Middlesbrough not London - isn`t the London one a posh area? Anyway ours isn`t lol)
  86. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:28 am
    is this what they mean by "small man" syndrome?
  87. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:41 am
    What`s the point of pouring shampoo in her eyes and mouth? Sure, it may sting for a minute and taste terrible, but is it really necessary?
  88. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:04 am
    What`s the point of pouring shampoo in her eyes and mouth? Sure, it may sting for a minute and taste terrible, but is it really necessary?

    Really? Have you ever gotten even a tiny bit of shampoo in your eyes? That stings like a motherf**ker but pouring it literally straight into your eyes would hurt like hell.. Ok granted its an unusual punishment.. but more effective than waterboarding I guess..
  89. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:50 am
    All a waste of time. Those penis pumps don`t work.
  90. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:03 am
    Real winner she`s got there.
  91. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:17 am
    o.o
  92. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Excuse me Sir, but when did you become a nutbar?
  93. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Wow..that man is disgusting. And they probably let him in the hospital because they weren`t aware that he abused her. Most abused woman claim injuries to be from elsewhere out of fear that their bf/husband/man-thing will kill them if they let anyone know.
  94. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:54 am
    the true story of a winner.
  95. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I wonder if the pump made him taller.

    Get it?? Huh????
  96. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Crazy pikey scum. when will they learn?
  97. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    hmm...I want to call shenanigans...
  98. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Just put him down now, and call it good.
  99. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Kill it with fire.
  100. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Wow, he was desperate, wasn`t he?
  101. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    I know domestic abuse isn`t and shouldn`t be funny but I can`t stop laughing :D
  102. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Damn, having a small penis has REALLY turned this guy into one angry character.
  103. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    roid rage much?
  104. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:07 am
    I was pretty sure you went to jail for more than a decade for "grievous bodily harm" and I`m pretty sure `Good Behavior` only works a couple of times.
    How is this guy still loose?
  105. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:27 am
    That`s.. Yeah.

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