Guy Breaks GF`s Leg In Penis-Pump Argument [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

...and then the story gets really weird. [Safe for work/]
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Male 98
That`s.. Yeah.
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Male 304
I was pretty sure you went to jail for more than a decade for "grievous bodily harm" and I`m pretty sure `Good Behavior` only works a couple of times.
How is this guy still loose?
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Male 191
roid rage much?
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Female 547
Damn, having a small penis has REALLY turned this guy into one angry character.
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Male 1,067
I know domestic abuse isn`t and shouldn`t be funny but I can`t stop laughing :D
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Female 1,264
Wow, he was desperate, wasn`t he?
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Male 170
Kill it with fire.
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Male 155
Just put him down now, and call it good.
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Male 522
hmm...I want to call shenanigans...
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Male 72
Crazy pikey scum. when will they learn?
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Male 1,451
I wonder if the pump made him taller.

Get it?? Huh????
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Male 430
the true story of a winner.
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Female 525
Wow..that man is disgusting. And they probably let him in the hospital because they weren`t aware that he abused her. Most abused woman claim injuries to be from elsewhere out of fear that their bf/husband/man-thing will kill them if they let anyone know.
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Female 857
Excuse me Sir, but when did you become a nutbar?
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Female 635
o.o
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Male 4,593
Real winner she`s got there.
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Male 5,194
All a waste of time. Those penis pumps don`t work.
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Female 519
What`s the point of pouring shampoo in her eyes and mouth? Sure, it may sting for a minute and taste terrible, but is it really necessary?

Really? Have you ever gotten even a tiny bit of shampoo in your eyes? That stings like a motherf**ker but pouring it literally straight into your eyes would hurt like hell.. Ok granted its an unusual punishment.. but more effective than waterboarding I guess..
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Female 709
What`s the point of pouring shampoo in her eyes and mouth? Sure, it may sting for a minute and taste terrible, but is it really necessary?
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Male 2,220
is this what they mean by "small man" syndrome?
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Male 509
@pip-pip666
way to go against the stereotype - I`d say stereotypically this sort of thing is supposed to happen near us (I`m northern too)... Londoners are either high-up toffs or east-end thugs (again by the stereotype) I`d almost expect this kind of thing to come from South Bank (Middlesbrough not London - isn`t the London one a posh area? Anyway ours isn`t lol)
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Male 9,305
Every time I browse by this link I hear the kid`s voice in my head:

"Last one there`s a penis pump!"
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Female 23
OOOoooooohhhhh


I thought they meant her leg was broken WITH the penis pump.

Guys clearly a button-mushroom endowed, ginger ball bag either way.
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Female 420
yes, this makes me proud to be British. Anyway, these cretins were southern and I am northern - we do not have undignified fist-fights over sundry sexual items up here, too busy keeping warm.
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Male 26
Bash the bastard with a baseball bat till every bone in his body is broken.Turn the creep into a jellyfish[no bones intact] that will teach him not to be a piece of poo.
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Male 610
not cool. shampoo stings like really bad
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Male 16
@robosnitz,

I know ROFL is used often on the internet but your comment made it real for me. Thank you sir, thank you.
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Male 1
Yeah this started out sort of funny but then just got sad :(
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Male 2,737
" A cake? A CAKE?!I want my crazy english penis to be bigger!!!!Breaka da legs, my little crumpet!!!!"
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Male 1,557
Remove the part about the penis pump and it`s just a really nasty domestic violence abuse story... I dont see how it`s funny.
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Female 238
@MrsHoneyDew- I was just about to say that. What kind of hospital allows the perpetrator to visit the victim, and without supervision?!?
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Female 654
Isseepy>>>
i have a feeling they didn`t know he was the cause of the trauma while she was being hospitalized.
my final thought: who the hell throws a temper tantrum over a penis pump? maybe your junk is so small cause your still acting like a toddler.
ok i lied...this is my final thought: this may be the most times penis has been said on an off porn website.
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Female 336
In other news, Darren Colliver never again has any kind of sex with another living creature and is mercilessly harassed for the rest of his life...all three nights of it.
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Female 160
"They`re both NOT stupid. This guy is just stupid. He took advantage of a sweet girl (it seems). I hope he gets strung up."
She`s stupid all right. He threatened to beat her up over a penis pump, so she baked him a cake. When he did beat her up, she let him visit her in the hospital. Dumb bitches like this is why men think they can get away with this poo. She should have dumped him a long time ago.
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Female 665
Oh. It`s serious.

*puts her lulz away*
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Female 387
Why was he allowed to see her in the hospital?
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Male 2,748
wow... douche
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Male 363
They`re both NOT stupid. This guy is just stupid. He took advantage of a sweet girl (it seems). I hope he gets strung up.
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Male 1,162
sooo. he`s such a winner that he needs a pump and has to get his girl to buy it. When that doesnt go through he threatens her.

What`s her response?

Buy him his favorite cake... God [email protected]#$
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Male 39,593
I bet they`re still dating.

"Scumbags and the women who love them on the next Morrey Povich Show"
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Male 670
[quote]He will be sentenced on August 21, ...[/quote]
Aw, cliffhangers.
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Female 1,199
WTF. O_o;; What a bastard to get angry about something like that.
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Female 864
Um, joking aside, what utter, utter scum. Let`s hope he is befriended by someone not in need of a penis pump once he is sentenced.

Yes, lets hope he is befriended so hard he bleeds from the rectum on a regular basis.
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Male 487
"he must have a tiny penis indeed"

It`s from all the `roids he`s obviously taking...
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Female 3,828
"a thug"?

what they just call people names now, in the newspaper? sounds so unprofessional.
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Male 722
But still Lion, would your rather stab someone or put shampoo in their eyes? Which would be a better story in jail?
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Male 1,958
THUGLIFE!!
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Male 4
Um, joking aside, what utter, utter scum. Let`s hope he is befriended by someone not in need of a penis pump once he is sentenced.
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Male 959
he must have a tiny penis indeed
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Male 7
Holy shiz, I`m from Peckham! This has officially put us on the map.

I do feel for the guy though... it is hard to get a penis pump here in Peckham.
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Female 21
lol...omg, could this be funnier? Penis pump rage, cake, shampoo and the good ol` motorized hospital bed routine. This deserves reenactment.
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Male 8,302
Normally, when you get shampoo in your eyes, you blink it away very quickly. Try putting some in your eyes and leaving it there for 2 minutes. It can cause blindness. And we can assume he was holding her down so she couldn`t get it out.
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Male 722
Girl, I`m so pissed, I`m going to put SHAMPOO in your EYES. I`m such a bad-ass aren`t I? Shampoo? Really? Stab her with a fork or something.
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Female 1,077
well, he IS a thug.
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Male 5,314
holy hell. that man was piiiiiissed.
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Male 1,793
Now he`s gonna get his a** pumped....
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Male 4,867
lol peckham. thats an area with a lot of black people....maybe this dude just wanted to fit in
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Female 1,006
He must have a VERY small penis...
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Male 1,266
That guy has issues...
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Female 85
WHYYYYY was he even in the hospital room with her? Durrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Male 24
This dude is serious about his penis accessories. Plus laziest women beater ever. "I`m mad now, but I`ll take it out on you later, Ellen is on right now. When you come back home, you better watch out."
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Female 354
Must`ve had a real small dick. O_O
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Male 327
gotta admit, the shampoo assualt in a new one in my book... Definitely gonna use that tactic when I take over the world, and my armies will have great hair.
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Female 106
"God that cake must have really sucked."

Dead.
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Female 169
what an idiot.
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Male 1
I don`t think this guy needs a penis pump. Sounds like he`s a big enough DICK already!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,256
"Imma F that bitch up... with shampoo"
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Female 36
proof that guys with small wieners are very angry
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Male 10,855
WORST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!
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Male 4,680
"First off, they call him a "THUG" with all caps. Is that the mark of a legitimate paper these days? Calling people names and writing like a pre-teen?"
All the British tabloids do it. Seriously. It`s their favourite word.
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Male 2,332
DICK SLANG HOMIES!
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Male 208
@PermaFrost, "...and they say size doesn`t matter."

I think that`s the best comment so far this year! Seriously made me LMFAO!
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Male 10,440
There are several things in this article/ about this article I find funny.

First off, they call him a "THUG" with all caps. Is that the mark of a legitimate paper these days? Calling people names and writing like a pre-teen?

Next, who goes into a rage over a trivial item`s transaction not going through on someone else`s credit card?

What kind of hospital allows allows a victim`s attacker to visit? If it was her consent, why did she consent?

What kind of sadistic jerk moves his gf`s bed controls to "hurt her more"?

And all this over a penis pump? Come on! This whole thing stinks of fail.
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Male 5,624
"Why didn`t he buy the damn thing himself? "
Spent all of his loot on steroids and antidepressant.
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Male 292
drating douche bag
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Female 2,352
Small dick raaaaaaaaage.

Also what kind of a pussy pours shampoo on someone like that.
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Female 159
What
The
Eff
?

That`s some serious psychological problems there. Maybe he figure she was lying about the transaction not working because she was out to get him and make sure he stayed a mockery or something.

Why didn`t he buy the damn thing himself?
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Male 953
How much you want to bet she`s still with him too.
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Female 141
...and they say size doesn`t matter.
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Male 2,004
guy + steroids = small dick and rage
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Male 155
want a mean person
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Male 7,378
Man... Who knew a small penis could drive a guy into a rage? Besides the TSA...
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Female 446
Ouch! That is sick.:-?
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Female 517
Oh god, that`s pretty horrifying..
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Female 837
Why the hell did they let him in her hospital room? Idiots.
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Male 3,327
PS: This was back in 2006, so he`s out now, I`m sure.
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Male 3,327
According to this, he pleaded guilty and got 3years, 4 months.

22 August Southwark Man sentenced to three years and four months for serious assault
A Southwark man has been sentenced to three years and four months imprisonment and placed under a ten year restraining order for serious assault on a woman who was then his partner. Darren Colliver, London, SE15 pleaded guilty when he appeared for trial at the Inner London Crown Court following an investigation by Southwark Hate Crime Unit. Officers were alerted by staff at Kings College Hospital on 15 March ‘06 to a woman being treated for a broken leg inflicted by her boyfriend during a fight. She had been living with Darren Colliver of London, SE15, for about three years.
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Male 1,557
The start of the story is a bit "lol" but then it just becomes a nasty case of domestic abuse :(
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Female 536
prick with a little prick
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Male 4,807
Must have been a Swedish pump...

A friend of a friend of mine told me they are the best !
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Female 3,574
wtf what a psycho O_O
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Female 1,386
God that cake must have really sucked.

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Female 838
well now apparently the "little" guy has a temper
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Male 15,510
This would go in first page in The Sun
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Male 239
Sick f*ck. I hope he gets raped in every hole in prison.

Twice.
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Male 312
He won`t be needing a penis pump in prison. He`ll be on the recieving end only.
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Male 1,081
wtf
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Male 122
Poor girl. Dear ladies, this is why you don`t date an angry man with a small dick.
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Male 25,417
Thats terrible, how crazy is he?
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Male 591
Maybe now he`ll be able to borrow a penis pump from someone in prison.
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Female 3,726
What do you say after a post like this...
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Male 591
Maybe now he`ll be able to borrow a penis pump from someone in prison.
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Male 490
"Aged in her 20s"

Who in the world says it that way?
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Female 59
Ha... I live in Peckham! This is just lovely.
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Male 20,828
Link: Guy Breaks GF`s Leg In Penis-Pump Argument [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...and then the story gets really weird. [Safe for work/]
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