Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Seriously ladies, when you go to concerts, just assume everyone there is your enemy.
There are 76 comments:
Male 1
You crowd surf... in a sea of hands. How can you expect NOT to get touched intimately when HANDS are holding you up? And of course that means, as you`re being accidentally groped anyway, guys and girls might as deliberately grope you. Ridiculous to suggest people who do it are somehow "bad"
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Male 299
REALLY?! air jordan shoes for ONLY $33?! omg I must be dreaming!!!
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Female 67
Wear pants.
I hate when people grope.
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Male 71
two words: finger rape
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Female 635
psh good thing i hate skirts or dresses
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Male 78
Hmmm, so, if I jump into that crowd I`m going to have my wang played with by a hundred women while I fly towards my favorite band over the tops of their heads...

Nope, it just doesn`t translate for men, sorry.
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Male 2
Yes, totally the woman`s fault. What was she thinking trying to have a good time without being sexually assaulted?
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Female 1,048
@jondegi: or at the very least wear jeans!
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Male 20
@shneeblefish
That`s not her hand holding the bottle.
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Male 509
"I think thats the singer. Check the microphone cord."

maybe... but why does she have a bottle in her hand?
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Male 8,302
> Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf [Pic]

Wha...!??? Shut up Fancy, shut up, you don`t know what you`re saying dude!

[quote]Changes title to `Girls, This Is Why You SHOULD Crowd Surf [Pic]`[/quote]
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Male 64
lol i wana go to a concert like this
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Female 188
Wellp. I`m going to erase "crowd surf" off my bucket list now.
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Male 117
Don`t know if this has already been said (too lazy to click more comments) but I think thats the singer. Check the microphone cord.
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Female 150
wow. lets hope she was the type to enjoy that....now i know why i will never crowdsurf O_O
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Female 1,604
classy han5nah
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Male 2,593
I thought this is why they did crowd surf. That`s why I bring a pocket sized dildo to every concert.
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Female 735
i wouldnt mind that. ;)
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Male 317
Some chicks are into this....or is it just my man brain wishing if I crowd surfed over a bunch of chicks they would all grab my junk...oh well...
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Male 360
yep, everyone wants a piece of sweaty mosh pit vag... she prolly wasn`t asking for it but she definitely had it coming. a little forethought next time ladies..
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Male 264
@NewYorkHippi

one beer =/= "totally wasted"

also, as far as I can tell she isn`t even holding one
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Female 250
@NewYorkHippi

I guess she has a 3rd arm.
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Male 80
jerks..
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Male 3,756
NewYorkHippi, your comment is wrong in many ways and it is extremely disappointing coming from a woman.

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Female 151
haha....she was asking for it anyways...she`s totally wasted cause of the beer she`s been drinking (look in left hand)..they guys are just dying to touch her ass :))
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Male 422
Her vagina is getting alot of support.
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Male 7,611
altaru, come on, sometimes the line is just begging to be crossed.
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Male 277
@RyanHake
Homophobe much?
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Male 3,482
... I just... I feel like making a comment in reply to odc`s, but... It`s too perverted even for my tastes...

ANYWAY... If you look, it seems like the guys directly underneath her breasts are trying to AVOID touching them, while the ones behind her know EXACTLY what they`re doing...

It`s like seeing the line drawn between the innocent and the pervs...
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Male 1,054
silly girl - should`ve had a mousetrap in her panties.
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Female 1,101
Or maybe just not crowd surf in a dress :-/

If your into inappropriate touching in crowds, you might want to check out the Japanese naked man festival (Hadaka Matsuri). The things they do to that naked man...
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Male 7,611
@odc, what? not being touched enough?
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Male 2,690
What`s sad is a guy can crowd surf and still get grabbed by guys
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Male 1,351
Well, she looks really drunk, so that might have happened anyway. If she was going to get groped, might as well be where each guy only gets a few seconds of action.
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Female 318
No, I think this is why I want to crowd serf... ;)
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Male 5,617
She has a very big smile down there. I say it`s OK.
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Male 253
lol
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Male 2,159
"If people don`t like the idea of girls crowd surfing because of all the grabbing and groping, then why do you like the idea of a guy getting groped and grabbed when he`s crowd surfing any better?"

Well, on top of what RecycleElf said, most concert-going men aren`t all that interested in groping other men. Either help him surf or let him drop.
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Male 1
Thats Alice Glass from Crystal Castles.

She`s known to crowd surf, punch fans out, pass out and then simple start singing from where she left off when she comes back to, and the shows I went to she got a strobe light and essentially shone it in peoples faces while screaming at them, crawled onto the stage, and had a big bottle of vodka on stage (then again which singers don`t? :P )
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Male 3,619
@entwife
obviously you have not heard of the key-lock metaphore.

-A key who unlocks a lot of locks is considered to be a master key.
-A lock that is unlocked by a lot of different keys is considered to be a pooty lock.

Guys don`t mind, ma`m. we usually just don`t.
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Female 388
omg at the hands in her crotch D:
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Female 536
If people don`t like the idea of girls crowd surfing because of all the grabbing and groping, then why do you like the idea of a guy getting groped and grabbed when he`s crowd surfing any better?

Maybe we should say "No crowd surfing regardless of gender situation."
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Male 699
just as i expected
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Female 354
Yeah, girls shouldn`t crowd surf. :-/
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Male 7,611
i love how there are hands fighting over the button
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha, everyones groping her!
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Male 2,748
i really disagree with girls crowd surfing... unless you like random people roughly groping and grabbing you O.o
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Female 1,190
you`re doing it wrong :P
unless she stage dove, its kinda scary to stage dive with your back facing the crowd :S
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Male 229
I`m pretty sure that`s assault...
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Male 577
Umm... she appears to be the singer. I`m thinking she`s used to it.
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Female 1,386
This could be a lose/lose situation.
What kind of gal wears a skirt when crowd surfing? Yeah... might want to wash your hands after that one, guys.
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Male 2,220
At least she missed the bottle.
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Female 497
Hot damn. I hate crowd surfer.
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Male 2,688
I`ve been to many a concert where a girl crowd surfed in a skirt. Majority do it with the intention of this happening.
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Male 4,867
@fknloser
what you do alone in your apartment is none of my business, and i sure as hell didnt need to hear about it :L
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Male 4,867
lol, if you`re crowd surfing in a skirt i dont this is gonna bother you
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Male 418
wow, i am quite sure sticking my hand in her twat would be no different than sticking my hand in molded pudding mixed with molded Jello, mixed with cottage cheese....and maybe a couple raw eggs
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Male 32
I know a couple of girls that would do it for that reason. But I suspect they are they exception to the rule
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Male 5,314
his heart wants what it wants...or maybe it`s his d*ck...ah, who knows!
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Female 15,763
Who the f*ck crowd surfs in a skirt!? Good god.
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Male 3
I think that might be alice glass, the actual singer for the band (which would be crystal castles. she crowd surfs at concerts, i love her.
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Male 363
Boadicea, it`s like the internet, people are dicks when they`re anonymous.
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Female 1,677
I don`t know why people have to be so disgusting to other people.
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Female 477
lmao
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Male 451
She is liking it.
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Male 5,194
vv Ugh, more spam. Bastards! How about writing a filter for "smalltrade . net"? Seems to be the same site every time, maybe you could write a script to kill it.
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Male 2,125
[quote]"VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that"

That must have been very disgusting.[/quote]

ICWUTUDIDDER
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Male 363
Well.. I hope she enjoyed the concert.
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Male 716
Better that than raped
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Female 614
don`t crowd surf in a skirt, what a dumbass....

it`s bad enough with jeans on.
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Female 965
"VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that"

That must have been very disgusting.
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Male 518
VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that
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Male 784
Or: This is why some girls crowd surf.
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Male 10
haha this is awesome :D
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Male 15,510
I think she got molested
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Male 20,196
Link: Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf [Pic] [Rate Link] - Seriously ladies, when you go to concerts, just assume everyone there is your enemy.
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