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Date: 05/12/10 07:31 AM

76 Responses to Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Link: Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf - Seriously ladies, when you go to concerts, just assume everyone there is your enemy.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:38 am
    I think she got molested
  3. Profile photo of Yawa77
    Yawa77 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    haha this is awesome :D
  4. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Or: This is why some girls crowd surf.
  5. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that
  6. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:52 am
    "VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that"

    That must have been very disgusting.
  7. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    616 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:53 am
    don`t crowd surf in a skirt, what a dumbass....

    it`s bad enough with jeans on.
  8. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Better that than raped
  9. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Well.. I hope she enjoyed the concert.
  10. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 7:58 am
    "VERY VERY TRUE, especially in a skirt. Seen a lot of poo go down from that"

    That must have been very disgusting.

    ICWUTUDIDDER
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:18 am
    vv Ugh, more spam. Bastards! How about writing a filter for "smalltrade . net"? Seems to be the same site every time, maybe you could write a script to kill it.
  12. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
    She is liking it.
  13. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:31 am
    lmao
  14. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I don`t know why people have to be so disgusting to other people.
  15. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Boadicea, it`s like the internet, people are dicks when they`re anonymous.
  16. Profile photo of radiocure8
    radiocure8 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:51 am
    I think that might be alice glass, the actual singer for the band (which would be crystal castles. she crowd surfs at concerts, i love her.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Who the f*ck crowd surfs in a skirt!? Good god.
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:00 am
    his heart wants what it wants...or maybe it`s his d*ck...ah, who knows!
  19. Profile photo of MP3Daddy
    MP3Daddy Male 30-39
    32 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:00 am
    I know a couple of girls that would do it for that reason. But I suspect they are they exception to the rule
  20. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:14 am
    wow, i am quite sure sticking my hand in her twat would be no different than sticking my hand in molded pudding mixed with molded Jello, mixed with cottage cheese....and maybe a couple raw eggs
  21. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:27 am
    lol, if you`re crowd surfing in a skirt i dont this is gonna bother you
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:31 am
    @fknloser
    what you do alone in your apartment is none of my business, and i sure as hell didnt need to hear about it :L
  23. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:34 am
    I`ve been to many a concert where a girl crowd surfed in a skirt. Majority do it with the intention of this happening.
  24. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:40 am
    Hot damn. I hate crowd surfer.
  25. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
    At least she missed the bottle.
  26. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 10:49 am
    This could be a lose/lose situation.
    What kind of gal wears a skirt when crowd surfing? Yeah... might want to wash your hands after that one, guys.
  27. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Umm... she appears to be the singer. I`m thinking she`s used to it.
  28. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:12 am
    I`m pretty sure that`s assault...
  29. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:29 am
    you`re doing it wrong :P
    unless she stage dove, its kinda scary to stage dive with your back facing the crowd :S
  30. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:45 am
    i really disagree with girls crowd surfing... unless you like random people roughly groping and grabbing you O.o
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Ha ha ha, everyones groping her!
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    i love how there are hands fighting over the button
  33. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Yeah, girls shouldn`t crowd surf. :-/
  34. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    just as i expected
  35. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    If people don`t like the idea of girls crowd surfing because of all the grabbing and groping, then why do you like the idea of a guy getting groped and grabbed when he`s crowd surfing any better?

    Maybe we should say "No crowd surfing regardless of gender situation."
  36. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    omg at the hands in her crotch D:
  37. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    @entwife
    obviously you have not heard of the key-lock metaphore.

    -A key who unlocks a lot of locks is considered to be a master key.
    -A lock that is unlocked by a lot of different keys is considered to be a pooty lock.

    Guys don`t mind, ma`m. we usually just don`t.
  38. Profile photo of Frippo
    Frippo Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Thats Alice Glass from Crystal Castles.

    She`s known to crowd surf, punch fans out, pass out and then simple start singing from where she left off when she comes back to, and the shows I went to she got a strobe light and essentially shone it in peoples faces while screaming at them, crawled onto the stage, and had a big bottle of vodka on stage (then again which singers don`t? :P )
  39. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    "If people don`t like the idea of girls crowd surfing because of all the grabbing and groping, then why do you like the idea of a guy getting groped and grabbed when he`s crowd surfing any better?"

    Well, on top of what RecycleElf said, most concert-going men aren`t all that interested in groping other men. Either help him surf or let him drop.
  40. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    lol
  41. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    She has a very big smile down there. I say it`s OK.
  42. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    No, I think this is why I want to crowd serf... ;)
  43. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Well, she looks really drunk, so that might have happened anyway. If she was going to get groped, might as well be where each guy only gets a few seconds of action.
  44. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    What`s sad is a guy can crowd surf and still get grabbed by guys
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    @odc, what? not being touched enough?
  46. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Or maybe just not crowd surf in a dress :-/

    If your into inappropriate touching in crowds, you might want to check out the Japanese naked man festival (Hadaka Matsuri). The things they do to that naked man...
  47. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    silly girl - should`ve had a mousetrap in her panties.
  48. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    ... I just... I feel like making a comment in reply to odc`s, but... It`s too perverted even for my tastes...

    ANYWAY... If you look, it seems like the guys directly underneath her breasts are trying to AVOID touching them, while the ones behind her know EXACTLY what they`re doing...

    It`s like seeing the line drawn between the innocent and the pervs...
  49. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    @RyanHake
    Homophobe much?
  50. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    altaru, come on, sometimes the line is just begging to be crossed.
  51. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Her vagina is getting alot of support.
  52. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    haha....she was asking for it anyways...she`s totally wasted cause of the beer she`s been drinking (look in left hand)..they guys are just dying to touch her ass :))
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    NewYorkHippi, your comment is wrong in many ways and it is extremely disappointing coming from a woman.

  54. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    jerks..
  55. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    @NewYorkHippi

    I guess she has a 3rd arm.
  56. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    @NewYorkHippi

    one beer =/= "totally wasted"

    also, as far as I can tell she isn`t even holding one
  57. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    yep, everyone wants a piece of sweaty mosh pit vag... she prolly wasn`t asking for it but she definitely had it coming. a little forethought next time ladies..
  58. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Some chicks are into this....or is it just my man brain wishing if I crowd surfed over a bunch of chicks they would all grab my junk...oh well...
  59. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    i wouldnt mind that. ;)
  60. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I thought this is why they did crowd surf. That`s why I bring a pocket sized dildo to every concert.
  61. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    classy han5nah
  62. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    wow. lets hope she was the type to enjoy that....now i know why i will never crowdsurf O_O
  63. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Don`t know if this has already been said (too lazy to click more comments) but I think thats the singer. Check the microphone cord.
  64. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Wellp. I`m going to erase "crowd surf" off my bucket list now.
  65. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    lol i wana go to a concert like this
  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    > Girls, This Is Why You Don`t Crowd Surf

    Wha...!??? Shut up Fancy, shut up, you don`t know what you`re saying dude!

    Changes title to `Girls, This Is Why You SHOULD Crowd Surf `
  67. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:00 am
    "I think thats the singer. Check the microphone cord."

    maybe... but why does she have a bottle in her hand?
  68. Profile photo of BlueCrayon_
    BlueCrayon_ Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:32 am
    @shneeblefish
    That`s not her hand holding the bottle.
  69. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    May 13, 2010 at 4:02 am
    @jondegi: or at the very least wear jeans!
  70. Profile photo of wyvern1984
    wyvern1984 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:33 am
    Yes, totally the woman`s fault. What was she thinking trying to have a good time without being sexually assaulted?
  71. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Hmmm, so, if I jump into that crowd I`m going to have my wang played with by a hundred women while I fly towards my favorite band over the tops of their heads...

    Nope, it just doesn`t translate for men, sorry.
  72. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:25 am
    psh good thing i hate skirts or dresses
  73. Profile photo of krieg_fox
    krieg_fox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    two words: finger rape
  74. Profile photo of izziMARIE
    izziMARIE Female 18-29
    67 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Wear pants.
    I hate when people grope.
  75. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 11:58 am
    REALLY?! air jordan shoes for ONLY $33?! omg I must be dreaming!!!
  76. Profile photo of PJisgreat
    PJisgreat Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 14, 2013 at 12:43 pm
    You crowd surf... in a sea of hands. How can you expect NOT to get touched intimately when HANDS are holding you up? And of course that means, as you`re being accidentally groped anyway, guys and girls might as deliberately grope you. Ridiculous to suggest people who do it are somehow "bad"

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