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Date: 05/11/10 10:03 AM

99 Responses to German Carousel Death Wish!

  1. Profile photo of foxyguy4u
    foxyguy4u Male 13-17
    57 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Link: German Carousel Death Wish! - ``Nein, nein, nein, nein!``
  2. Profile photo of teddyboy11
    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:08 am
    German.
  3. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:09 am
    5 bucks says they were drunk <_<
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:10 am
    that hurt like a bitch
  5. Profile photo of Chiakimoto
    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Those folks would be German, not Russian.
  6. Profile photo of sadpanda1990
    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:13 am
    *german
  7. Profile photo of xTxAxSxHxAx
    xTxAxSxHxAx Female 13-17
    75 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Pretty sure my friend has a moped, I wonder if he`d let us try this.
  8. Profile photo of jerdboy
    jerdboy Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Thats german you asshat.
  9. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
    russian? wtf this is german?
  10. Profile photo of zalexander
    zalexander Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:21 am
    gotta love centrifugal force.
  11. Profile photo of Chiakimoto
    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:27 am
    zalexander
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    20 Posts Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:21:39 AM
    gotta love centrifugal force.
    ---
    There is no such thing as "centrifugal force." There is only centripetal force.
  12. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I don`t know why but I really hope that hurt..
  13. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:34 am
    In Soviet Russia, carousel rides you! But that doesn`t matter because this is Germany. Funny though.
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Looks like fun! Except for the broken bones part...
  15. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:47 am
    hahahaha dude shoulda kept his head tucked.
  16. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:48 am
    hahaha!! That made my day!!!
  17. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Chavs did it! I remmber this from years ago... people saw the two girls in the video nearly die and thought it looked fun or something... there is a whole bunch of videos like this now. Music at end nice touch though.
  18. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:53 am
    es klingt wie Deutsch.
  19. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:54 am
    There is such thing as Centrifugal Force:
    Centrifugal Force
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    bdr127
    47 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Chiakimoto
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    26 Posts Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:27:54 AM
    zalexander
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    20 Posts Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:21:39 AM
    gotta love centrifugal force.
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    There is no such thing as "centrifugal force." There is only centripetal force.
    -----------------------------------

    Umm, yes there is such thing as "centrifugal force" and zalexander was absolutely correct in this being an example of it.

    Chiakimoto: Before you act all high-and-mighty, you might want to take a physics class. Or, if you have taken one, at least pay attention.

    Very simply put, *centripetal* force is the force that pulls toward the center of the curve. *Centrifugal* force is the force that pulls a body away from the center of the curve.

  21. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Another display of how aware IAB is of non American cultures. They are speaking German.
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Wah hahaha , Yay for slow-mo !!
  23. Profile photo of Chiakimoto
    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:15 am
    bdr127
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
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    I`m a Physics major, genuis.
    http://tinyurl.com/28fy4oq
    http://tinyurl.com/2bu347n
    http://tinyurl.com/26plsdh
    http://tinyurl.com/2d472tn
    More or less? It`s a form of inertia, and is not a FORCE in and of itself. Get it? `Kthxbai
  24. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:15 am
    German.

    Come on ...
  25. Profile photo of Chiakimoto
    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:19 am
    "It is important to note that the centrifugal force does not actually exist. We feel it, because we are in a non-inertial coordinate system. Nevertheless, it appears quite real to the object being rotated..."
    - From http://tinyurl.com/27q5myh
  26. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:24 am
    yea as someone else pointed out when he let his head become untucked he went flying. So he was fine till that lol.
  27. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:28 am
    hahahaha, total freakin win!!
  28. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:42 am
    HAHAHA! Seems like fun. Too bad I didn`t know anyone with a scooter when i was a teenager.

    No matter, I`ve done almost as stupid stuff, when sober, when i was in my teens.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:56 am
    What people are getting into the physics of this, wow!
  30. Profile photo of Invictus93
    Invictus93 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:57 am
    too bad they are German
  31. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:59 am
    That was graceful.
  32. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    in soviet russia stupidity drives this guy
  33. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    This would be so much more awesome if we all didn`t all ready know what the out come was going to be :P

    Still...It was pretty fu(king funny though.
  34. Profile photo of Huevo200
    Huevo200 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    centrifugal force is not real, you think it is a force because it feels like one.here is centripetal force however. I`m in physics class.
  35. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Now i wish i knew someone with a scooter =[
  36. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Love the music over the slo-mo. And props to the guy that rode it out, he`s the true hero here.
  37. Profile photo of triacnid
    triacnid Male 70 & Over
    82 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    @Huevo200
    NAY!
    http://xkcd.com/123/
  38. Profile photo of BigMordecai
    BigMordecai Male 18-29
    94 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Just as someone said before me this is German not Russian.
  39. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    germans 4 teh win!
  40. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    the music just made it better xD
  41. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    @ SeptemberEx

    I had the same idea.
  42. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    ha ha... great. I WANNA TRY!
  43. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I`m not gonna call fake, because I believe it`s legit... but what`s with the way the video looked once they started going faster? It looked like it was in fast-forward or something. It was kind of... a choppy frame rate? Maybe the camera they were using just couldn`t handle how fast they were actually going. Some know-it-all ease my headache on this one.
  44. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Yeah das ist Deutsch. Hence the "Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!"
  45. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    i was gonna say i wanted to try this. Till he flew out. Then I decided not to. Then the music started, and now I want to try again, if for nothing more than a hilarious video!
  46. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Weeeeee!!! again, again, again!
  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    They should use this video to explain the centrifugal force law
  48. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    just for one day in my life i want to be as cool as the kid with the red pants. hes beyond awesome.
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Another example of this craziness, here
  50. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    awesome
  51. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    i went "oh poo!" out loud, that`s great!!
  52. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    that was awesome lol
  53. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    sounds like german, not russian.
  54. Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Centrifugal Force ... FTW!
  55. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    German not russian, evidence:
    "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!!"
  56. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    it is german.
  57. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Man, if only he could have held on for a fraction of a second longer - there would have been a truly, truly epic 30 MPH headbutt.
  58. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Hey, they finally changed the title to German. Jawohl!
  59. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    simpson`s did it!!

  60. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    I burst out laughing when the music started playing for the slow-mo part. Imagine he flew into the guys by the motorcycle. :-/
  61. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    A testament to the fact that despite technological advances and social reform, dudes are still idiots.
  62. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Awesome
  63. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    LMAO @ All the comments made earlier in the day saying "its not Russian" etc. etc.. sure looks out of place stupid now.
  64. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Those carousel things are so much fun! It`s really a shame that they don`t put them in playgrounds anymore :-( All the dangerous things that we aren`t allowed to play with were always the most fun.
  65. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I usually hate slow motion replays but the music had me laughing my ass off.

    Seriously, someone pick up my ass for me, would you?
  66. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    I played it again to see his spill before realizing it showed it in slow motion right after. I was like "that`s extremely convenient!"
  67. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    That`s actually a pretty clever setup.
  68. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Thank you, whoever posted this is my hero.
  69. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Ironically, another version of the slomo song is called "Por ti volare" which is spanish for "for you, I will fly".
  70. Profile photo of sum33
    sum33 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    lol the song at the slow mo part is the song from the end of stepbrothers... and were playing it in orchestra
  71. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    ten!
  72. Profile photo of pomokey
    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    wow he`s lucky that`s the direction he flew off. that could have been much more painful. loved the song at the end though, haha.
  73. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @spazking: `volare` is actually an Italian word, not spanish.
    The translation to English is mostly correct, though. It would better translated as `for you, I fly`, but the interpretation is up to the listener.
  74. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Beautiful dismount!
  75. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    That was awesome. I want to do this!
  76. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    this should be an olympic sport

    It could replace Curling
  77. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    haha i was really hoping it was going to be him, he has to be the girliest smoker i think i have ever seen lol
  78. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:48 am
    Wow, I don`t know why, but I really wasn`t expecting that to happen...
  79. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:50 am
    Great pause at :40
  80. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:50 am
    lol i have seen this before but not with germans, made it funnier
  81. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:14 am
    You gotta love those crazy Germans!
  82. Profile photo of pew-pew
    pew-pew Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:02 am
    :)) schneller schneller ja ja
  83. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:12 am
    lol that was awesome
  84. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:24 am
    hahaha wunderbar
  85. Profile photo of Vucker
    Vucker Female 18-29
    72 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Wow. I Loved it. I laughed until I cried. Whee!
  86. Profile photo of cj89
    cj89 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    ":)) schneller schneller ja ja"
    Porn star much? :)
  87. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    As you can see, not much happens in Germany. These days.
  88. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    looks like they need to fertilize and water the lawn bit more, for there`s a lot brown spots
  89. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    amazing amount of screen time to the lawn, i must say
  90. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    IMPROPER GERMAN GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  91. Profile photo of Tehorn
    Tehorn Male 18-29
    53 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    omfg.. like what kind of impressions do people now have about germans )-|
    Still, this poo is awesome rofl
  92. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    i had a fit of giggles... especially the music at the end
  93. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 10:57 am
    >amazing amount of screen time to the lawn, i must say
    >you got that right

    awesome video :D
  94. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Silly germans. Glad I`m one of `em.
  95. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Oh thank God, there`s subtitles...
  96. Profile photo of PoisonB
    PoisonB Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 8:09 am
    He drating flew out of that thing! Dang.
  97. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    that is definitely the english version of the ending song of Step Brothers...
  98. Profile photo of band
    band Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    LOOOVE IT
  99. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 11:07 am
    That´s actually NSFW language, IAB.

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