Found Sign After Tasty Burrito Goes Missing [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

TL; DR: I hate you.
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Male 1,299
@Armydillo

Don`t read what I write and I will continue to not give a crap about your existence. We`ll live in bliss ignorant of each other.
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Male 138
Okay you dratwits.
Stop arguing like little children.
Do any of us give a poo about government or food stamps?
NO.
No, we don`t.
All you are doing by arguing is pissing everybody off with your walls of text. Nobody cares. People come to this site to be entertained, not look at bullsh­it political opinions.
It`s called I-Am-Bored, not I-Want-To-Bitch-and-Moan.
So FU­CK you and your childish arguing. The drating arguing is the reason I never come here anymore.
That is all.
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Female 219
@DickenMchunt i uderstand your point and yes i understand what u mean wanting to buy something to treat yourself everynow and then i fully agree. what i ment is when i see people having $1000 dollar cards and buyin things like "lobster, steak, cookies, soda, CANDY" and alot of it and not just for them for their friends too! and i am not reffering to the people who have a job or are honestly looking for work. those people deserve it. what i AM reffering to is those lazy ass people who dont have a job and dont look and use any excuse to not get one. when i worked at foodlion we recently closed down and you everyone was asking what we were going to do we said idk. u no what one guy said to me .. forget about it file for unemployment get foodstamps have a vacation. and that is what in my opinion those lazy asses are thinking. i dont think my tax money shold be payin for those who dont want to contribute to society and then want to make an ass of themselves when they do get a hand
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Male 1,299
@ Ericka225

And if you WERE able to get food stamps you`re saying that you wouldn`t want access to those things? If I was in that situation those are things that i would want made available to me. I understand that you`re saying that should be grateful for what they do get and I agree- when I worked in a grocery store the people on food stamps always tried to get things that they couldn`t get and got pissed at me when they wouldn`t ring up. At the same time I can imagine being in that situation and having to eat the SAME poo day after day after day and wanting something else.

I think it`s more important to raise the bottom line standards in our country because we`re only as good as the worst of us, and we`re only as well-off as the most unfortunate of us.
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Female 3
I just want to point out that not everyone on food stamps is trying to live off the state because they WANT to. If I could, I would walk up to the SRS tomorrow and tell them to close my case. But the reality is I can`t. My husband works a minimum wage job that barely gives him 15 hours a week and I`m in college trying to make things better for our little girl. Also I agree with therach, there is NOTHING wrong with buying a little treat once in a while after you make sure you have what is important.
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Male 312
My parents don`t have a job(we`ve been here for ~9 months), we get food stamps. I think it`s $100 or so a month. Our fridge is FULL and we have a lot of leftover money from the stamps. $100 per month is more than enough for us.

@manualdrivag, I don`t know what you`re talking about, since usually I have 3 types of frozen Mexican food in my fridge. It`s probably harsher in the Eastern side, I`m in California. Join the West side, we have food.
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Female 219
government gave you quit complaining and work harder if you want more than what you have everyone els does y shouldnt you
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Female 219
@therach, and all you other people defending yourselvs for buying "essentials" as you put it. you should be thankfull that the government is even giving you money let alone feel your entitled to live spend it how you please. I used to work for foodlion and i had my share of a-hole customers but the foodstamp ones were the worse they wanted to complain when they couldnt buy rotiss chicken and when they had to pay 3cent for a cupon they used. not to mention the crap they bout with it and the crap they bought for their friends. Y should you get to buy candies,lobster,crab,steak with money the govenments giving you when i cant offord to buy any of that crap with my own hard earned money.. o n ps i even applied for stamps myself cus me and my boyfriend didnt have enough money to buy food at the end of the money when we both worked..cus i had a ins. payment they didnt count an expence.. they said we made too much money they didnt give us sh**.. so u no jus be thankful for what the
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Female 219
ha ha realy
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Female 36
@NerdRage: Really? So, even though I make sure my son eats healthy and heartily I should never be allowed to buy him a small bag of Doritoes just because we`ve fallen in a crap hole and ended up on government assistance? I call shenanigans. As long as the essentials (dairy, bread, fruits, veggies, etc. etc.) are bought FIRST, I think "luxuries" damn well should be allowed. What should be done is monitoring. Just because some idiot parent has an obese child due to their diet, doesn`t mean the rest of the people on aide should be punished for it. My son sees other kiddoes getting these "luxuries" every day and I`ll be darned if he can`t have one every once and a while just because someone else lives in "I don`t live in reality" land.
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Male 16
Let me ask you high and mighty people what would you do if you worked 40 hours a week bringing home roughly 450 dollars each week. Your rent is 1250 a month and you have electric and insurance to pay for...Plus gas and other little things that are needed. Now because of the amount you make and the amount you spend on your rent and such you have nothing left for food. SO you go and apply for foodstamps and they give you 125dollars per month for food. Tell me how much can you really buy with that? Frozen burritos run about 1.25 a piece so if your lucky you could have 3 burritos a day for every day of the month. Its not good eating but at least you won`t starve. If you have never been in someone elses shoes then don`t drating tell them how to tie em.
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Male 425
you would be surprised at what VA let`s those on EBT purchase. Slurpees, monster beverages, those little bug juices that are like 1.20 at the store, and any non-hot packaged edible (candy, hostess cakes, chips, ice cream) all of these things are what i would consider "luxury" foods. it should be limited to bread, milk, and essential dairy, breakfast and lunch and dinner items, no sweets or sugary beverages .
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Male 506
So my tax money is going towards people on welfare buying burritos?!?!

Glen Beck was right!!
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Female 106
very original... I`d feel bad If I were said burrito thief o.O
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Male 8,302
> davymid
> fresh organic tomatoes. Two f*cking tomatoes. Four. Bucks

That`s what you get when you ask a guy on the street corner if he`s got any `organic tomatoes` for sale. At least they made you happy though :-)
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Male 197
eating healthy doesn`t automatically mean "organic"... "Organic" is a scam. I eat healthy and I do not, and will not, buy anything that claims to be organic. It needlessly lowers the food production possible on an acre of land all so yuppies can feel better about themselves
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Female 28
If this burrito-less person is so poor how can he afford a top hat? Things that make me go hmm.
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Male 25,417
it was probably a goog burrito
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Male 7,378
"I bought 2 fresh organic tomatoes yesterday. Four bucks. Two f*cking tomatoes. Four. Bucks."
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Sorry Davymid. Florida`s frost helped put the spike in tomatoes. Not too sure of where yours come from but know that everyone who enjoys tomatoes is feeling it. $2.00lb here (just bought some last night).
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Male 2,306
"yet this guy can afford typing this nice looking flyer up. maybe he should get a job with all that free time."

TL;DR?

hahaha. he has a job.
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Male 12,138
[quote]eating healhy is cheaper than processed junk[/quote]
I bought 2 fresh organic tomatoes yesterday. Four bucks. Two f*cking tomatoes. Four. Bucks.
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Male 14,331
@green_batman

I like Ramen noodles I`m a gourmet chef with them :-)
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Male 101
yet this guy can afford typing this nice looking flyer up. maybe he should get a job with all that free time.
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Male 549
@jamie76
"eating healhy is cheaper than processed junk"

I`m not sure where you are shopping, but over here it`s much cheap to buy junk food. Just look at potato chips vs any "organic" chip
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Female 728
jamie76: He probably just found an image online and used Microsoft Paint to edit it. And as to the healthy eating bit, the unhealthy food is cheaper, so he probably has to resort to it while on food stamps. Haven`t you heard that college students eat ramen noodles? Who would intentionally eat ramen noodles if they could afford better? :P
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Male 2,690
How ruuuude, of the thief.
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Male 2,345
hmm on food stamps and eating unhealthy crap and ad has the money for a digital camera...

hmm one would think the person would use their merger resources to eat healthy foods to avoid medical problems (eating healhy is cheaper than processed junk) and would not have a digital camera or the internet connection to upload this...you cant upload from public computers like the library or school so that kills that possibilities...

hey just saying
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Male 794
stick figures only made better by the lincoln hat
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Female 635
damn you burrito thief!!
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Male 6,694
Oh all the things to steal, why a burrito.
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Male 5,194
Damn that burrito looks good.
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Male 321
The stick figures are classic.
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Male 741
is this from Rockwell? he`s the only one I know of from Utah. and he eats burritos.
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Female 673
lmao. If it wasn`t so hot it would burn your skin off, I think being in a lake of beans & cheese would be quite satisfying. XD
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Female 833
@v too long; didn`t read. it`s a synopsis of the letter.
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Female 7
@gymcoach29 - It means Too Long; Don`t Read.
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Male 363
What the hell does TL; DR: mean?
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Female 3,828
awwwwww. i seriously feel bad for this person!
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Male 4,867
@mastrmind

beer > food
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Female 654
utah foodstamps are awesome. ky foodstamps wont pay for burritos and other fun items
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Male 113
get a job and buy your own burrito
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Male 25
@ mastermind
He`s going to school in Utah and therefore has a good chance of being mormon. Mormons dont drink. For the most part :P
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Female 1,071
Lots of people on foodstamps have computers, printers, TVs, cable, Nintendos... etc
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Male 102
If he`s in college and doesn`t have money for food..

Who pays for the beer?..

College.. sober.. lies
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Male 15
"that`s what he gets for being on food stamps. too poor to buy burritos but affluent enough to have a computer, a printer and oodles of time?"

He`s a college student, he needs a computer. And is "oodles of time" 5 minutes to you? Because that`s all that sign would take.
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Male 17,512
howlingwolf: [quote]What else would you do it on?[/quote]

I don`t guilt people, I get revenge. And I do it well, So well no one ever tries their bullcrap on me again. I left a PBJ sandwich in a bag in the Fridge for 4 days with a note that said simply, "Eat Me, I Dare You." No one ever stole from the fridge again after that.
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Male 91
Maybe the person who stole his burrito was homeless and was way worse off than he is?
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Male 2,049
lol...
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Female 1,593
that`s what he gets for being on food stamps. too poor to buy burritos but affluent enough to have a computer, a printer and oodles of time?

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Maybe he`s using the library`s computer.
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Male 36
that`s what he gets for being on food stamps. too poor to buy burritos but affluent enough to have a computer, a printer and oodles of time?
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Female 1,515
That sucks.
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Male 327
Dude the photo of the burrito is totally `shooped, the people seem real enough, but look at the pixels on the burrito, it`s just all wrong
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Male 39,551
I really want to take his lunch the next day to see him go ballistic
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Male 2,748
wow... that must be one good burrito
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Male 200
hahahahaha C&H <3
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Male 1,598
I stole your burrito! AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MWAHAHAHAHA >:)
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Male 2,893

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Female 71
hahaha it maybe fake but its funny
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Male 63
many libraries these days have computers with color printers for free use...
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Male 1,222
@EdiMesic
Aww its funny because its true
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Female 418
too fake. next
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Male 80
I wonder how many burritos one could buy for the cost of printing up this sign? Hmmm.....
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Male 594
Aw, poor guy. Hope he gets by.
I think whoever stole it probably wouldn`t have if
they knew the struggle this person would be going through. Can`t imagine anyone not feeling guilty.
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Male 1,222
So you dont have money to eat? sell your color printer
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Male 1,598
I stole your burrito! AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MWAHAHAHAHA >:)
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Male 147
The TL:DR is icing on the cake.
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Male 907
At Taco Bell here, you can get Cinnamon Twists for a nickel, a hard shell taco for a dime, and a bean burrito for a quarter, provided you have the skill to get the coin on the platform. :)
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Female 3,001
people are always putting up things like this in my halls, someone poisoned her food and then waited for someone to steel it. classic students aha :)
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Male 1,523
This could be fake... But who cares, it`s funny!
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Male 29
I used to get 2 for a dollar burritos now that i moved its 3 dollars for a burrito. I don`t know if its the economy or just this state sucks but i miss my cheap burritos
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Male 8,302
So why didn`t you print the poster in Grayscale only? It`s much cheaper.

PS The burrito was quite nice thanks.
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Male 1,351
@CrakrJak,
What else would you do it on?
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Female 2,674
Jish72-
Potential time to make this sign and put it up: About 30 minutes to an hour, if you include the time spent getting a picture of a burrito, drawing on it, figuring out what to say, typing that, printing it, and posting it (which may or may not be posted far away).

Potential time to get a job:~1 week if you`re lucky, it can also be many months or even years of actively looking.

I don`t think it`s a fair comparison, people wouldn`t have such a problem getting a job if all it took was the time it takes to make a sign :P
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Female 88
lol Jish72,
it takes like ten minutes to make a poster.
ten minute job?
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Male 3,755
People on foodstamps shouldn`t be buying burritos. Nothing but Ramen and bologna for them.
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Male 17,512
Trying to guilt someone over a 99¢ burrito ?
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Male 203
That`s awesome. (The note)
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Male 343
Varrrpirate:
Burrito`s are very cheap where i live. one of the most inexpensive things down here.
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Male 14
If he had enough time to make this poster (which is pretty well done) than he has enough time to get another job like the rest of us
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Male 363
Sucks to be that dude. Having your burrito stolen from you and not having enough money to get a new one must be pretty harsh.
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Female 798
@Chaim
judging from the person stating that wages are too low and they are left to use food stamps I`m guessing they already have a job that doesn`t cover the rising prices of food. It`s called an economic depression, give em a break.

Anyways the joke here is someone stole a burrito. It`s funny!
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Male 1,598
I stole your burrito! AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MWAHAHAHAHA >:)
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Male 394
If he stopped living off Burritos maybe he wouldn`t need to receive food stamps?
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Male 167
Get a job hippy.
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Female 97
This is false advertisement. There`s no way he could afford a top hat.
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Male 18
aww poor guy. but DAMN THAT BURRITO BANDITO
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Male 773
Whilst reading this profound, yet extended, piece of literature, a rabid bat swooped down upon me, stealing my hat. I chased it all around my house, and out into my backyard, where it hid under some shrubbery. I dove underneath the shrubs, and was teleported to another dimension, where the average citizen actually has time to read said extended literature. In short, tl;dr.
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Male 2,510
wow, that`s deep.
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Female 198
HAHA!
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Male 20,827
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