Feathered Clevage Diver

Submitted by: a1butcher 7 years ago in Funny

In my next life, I want to be this bird.
There are 50 comments:
Female 2
ahaha omg freakin adorable!!!
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Female 117
d`awww he was so cute ^_^
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Male 76
this bird is a legend in dude-dom
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Male 542
I love when he just popped out.
"Yeah, pretty satisfied".
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Female 1,593
Aww. He played peek-a-boo!
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Male 784
mmm bewbs. Birdie Namnam...
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Male 4,793
That bird totally knows what is up. look at it`s expression haha.
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Female 859
Haha! Awesome
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Male 312
That bird is my hero.
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Female 9
awwww :) ..... wait, is it supposed to be sexual?
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Male 194
lucky drating bird
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Female 379
I don`t get what you guys are talking about, her bewbs look perfectly normal to me, just she`s not wearing a push up bra.
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Male 36
Pairateats.
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Male 670
[quote]@ Immersion
I`ve been thru my "fair share of pairs" and i must say, all the breasts in your link are the result of a refusal to wear bras. =/ If you think thats normal, you`ve got no support..[/quote]
Unintended pun alert.
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Male 96
.... and thats why its called a Love Bird
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Male 3,255
@DGbME

"I cannot believe you said that at your age."

What are you saying? People his age aren`t allowed to have taste? Everyone his age has to enjoy disgusting looking whore-bags instead of enjoying female breasts?
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Female 119
@IshiiDaFishy ummm no, that`s not how it works.
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Male 10,440
It`s not sexy to the bird, it`s only sexy to us.
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Female 198
lol my bird tries to do that too. Doesn`t work so well though since i wear a bra.
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Male 25,417
I like those moves!
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Male 773
@ Immersion
I`ve been thru my "fair share of pairs" and i must say, all the breasts in your link are the result of a refusal to wear bras. =/ If you think thats normal, you`ve got no support..
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Male 4
you are such one lucky bird..
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Male 699
lucky ass bird
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Male 5,314
bird`s got moves
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Male 3,915
lol....so nonchalant about it too....
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Male 554
first, it was kittens, then bunnies, now its birds... cant wait for my turn
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Male 4,004
I like that the bird gets something that looks like a smile when he re-emerges.
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Male 196
angelmassb -
science has proven that bird is equal to or greater than the word, but they have been sent to recheck their science
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Male 196
i like that birds moves
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Female 1,172
Why are her breasts so far apart? O_o
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Male 40,304
Beewbs! Who care how it`s spelled!
Cute birdie too :)
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Female 15,763
That sh*t is some creepy ass Alien sh*t right there...
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Female 1,190
hahaha aww that was so cute!
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Male 39,561
Looking at the video I can`t help but wonder why those other guys are worried about typo`s!!!!

Eye meen, hoo cars abowt the speling?
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Male 2,159
lol He looks so proud of himself. I would be too.
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Female 108
Clevage. I didn`t even notice it. I mean the spelling.
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Male 527
Oh sure, a bird does that and it`s cute. I do that and it`s a felony.
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Male 451
@ creabhain: I cannot believe you said that at your age. and so what if they are? They still look nice and you aint gonna get to touch them anyway.
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Male 451
ignoring the typo...ignoring the typo...
ack!! can`t do it. cleAvage is proper spelling!
Oh, and it must be a guy bird and you can`t really blame it. I would live in that shirt if I could.
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Male 769
Can`t believe no-one has made the most obvious joke... "I BET SHE`S FELT A COKATOO IN HER TIME" (yes, the autocorrect changes c-o-c-k into rooster, hence the spelling of cok)
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Male 633
I have a "bird" that can do that too! Wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean.
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Female 78
"Rarely have I seen more fake looking b00bs. The gap between them could fit a large cat never mind a small bird. Natural is best IMHO."

Seriously? I hope you are joking. Not every woman has breasts that naturally lay together. Or maybe you just watch too much porn and that`s all you know. Here`s some boobs.O_O Look at those before you ever discuss boobs again.
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Female 111
cute
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Male 970
I want to be the bird!!!
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Male 5,189
Peek-a-boobs.
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Male 440
Rarely have I seen more fake looking b00bs. The gap between them could fit a large cat never mind a small bird. Natural is best IMHO.
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Female 8,043
bom chicka wah wah + awwwww = win. cute and sexy, what a combo. must haz bird!
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Female 934
pfft
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Male 15,510
Bird is the word
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Male 4,807
Link: Feathered Clevage Diver [Rate Link] - In my next life, I want to be this bird.
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