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Date: 05/19/10 10:04 AM

62 Responses to Fat Guy Is Attacked By Deer, Everyone Laughs

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Link: Fat Guy Is Attacked By Deer, Everyone Laughs - Animal attacks aren`t usually the funny, but this one is high-larious!
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:09 am
    It has tasted human blood! IT IS BLOODTHIRSTY! OH GOD, NOW IT`LL... run around and... pummel people with its tiny hooves...

    Okay, maybe not so serious after all.
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:21 am
    wow, it was funneh, up until that "you might be a redneck" joke. that killed it.
  4. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:25 am
    the guys laugh, the kids laugh, and i die a little on the inside
  5. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Lol. It`s not because he`s fat necessarily, but just because he`s the type of personality to have expected it.
  6. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:32 am
    The tiny hooves! Awww its so cute when it thinks its deadly..
  7. Profile photo of kikilalaz
    kikilalaz Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:32 am
    "mmmm... squishy"
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:35 am
    The fat guy is laughing too, it`s all good!
  9. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:39 am
    so he was molested by a deer. hilarious. At least he wasn`t really attaching him.
  10. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:43 am
    That guy has the most annoying "I`m getting getting attacked by a deer because I`m an idiot" screech I`ve ever heard.
  11. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:51 am
    "Were going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time."
  12. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:51 am
    doe is thinking "You`re the guy who ate my forest - I kill you!"
  13. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:55 am
    hey dont enter the deers territory fatty, its all fun and games till the fat guy cant get up
  14. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Probably tickles .
  15. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Is it playing? Must be domesticated a bit to allow people so close...
  16. Profile photo of kokhean
    kokhean Male 13-17
    34 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Heureux
    You made my day :-)
  17. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
    oh i loled for real =P
  18. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:32 am
    ahahah all fat ppl deserves to go through this xD
  19. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:35 am
    He`s gonna get the Lyme Disease!
  20. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Haters gonna hate.
  21. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:51 am
    You can`t blame the deer...no one really likes Barney anyway, big purple Motherdrater!
  22. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Heh its trying to kill him with cuteness. *ehn ehn*
  23. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I would have knocked that animal out cold.. and then went to get a drink with the deer.
  24. Profile photo of Nikkiv85
    Nikkiv85 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Serves him right, It seemed like he was provoking the deer. I did laugh though, Everyone is just recording him and laughing no one helps LOL
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I think it may have been trying to hump him...
  26. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Oh this is great. If it were a thin person it would be a lot less funny. Thank God for fatties!
  27. Profile photo of HepaB
    HepaB Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    It`s funny coz he`s fat. :D
  28. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Hmmmmm

    Kinda funny till you realize that deer can be nasty little (large) creatures that can easily kill someone if they wanted to....dont let the herbivore part of nature fool you...Razor sharp hooves..pointy antlers....outweigh people by a large amount...etc :P
  29. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    He`s lucky that deer was pretty small.
  30. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    I`ve always wanted to kill a deer with by bare hands. That looked like a good opportunity.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Fight for survival! Fat guy loses!
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    *tickle* *tickle* *tickle*
  33. Profile photo of TomahawkChop
    TomahawkChop Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Thanks for pointing that out, HepaB. I couldn`t figure out why I was laughing so hard for the life of me.
  34. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    "dont let the herbivore part of nature fool you...Razor sharp hooves..pointy antlers....outweigh people by a large amount...etc :P"

    Don`t forget the twin shoulder-mounted rocketlaunchers.

    IT`S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!
  35. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    you are the one who ate my brother! reeeeveeennnge!!!
  36. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Jerks.
  37. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    LOL He was laughing too! Looked funny. Tis just a fawn.

    He shoulda reached up and put it in a triangle choke!
  38. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    @goaliejerry:

    Around here (Alabama) the deer will run, unless you can somehow get close to it without it noticing you. Then offer some grass and when it sees you it will check you out. If it sees the grass it is your friend `till you do something twitchy, then zoom gone.

    Done it many times. Never hunted though.
  39. Profile photo of octobers
    octobers Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Hope it doesn`t have rabies.
  40. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Little twig legs....Half his size, little handlebar head....He shoulda snapped this thing like Ibuki on crack
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    that dear was pissed
  42. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    i just kept imagining the deer yelling "YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!"
  43. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Thats the worst indian I have ever seen. So much for being in tune with nature.
  44. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    the deer is just horny.
  45. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    i like how it played with his fat in the beginning....
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    He`s laughing now, but wait until that male deer finds his ass...
  47. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    What the buck is he doing... Shut up it was the best I could think of today
  48. Profile photo of Nicolicious
    Nicolicious Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Rabies, anyone?
  49. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Oh deer.
  50. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Even mother nature hates fat people.
  51. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    I could beat that deer into mincemeat.
  52. Profile photo of yitani
    yitani Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 12:02 am
    It looks like he`s tickling the fat man..but that man won`t be laughing when he takes a hit to the balls, or the mountain lion shows up! Guess who it gonna eat first!
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:01 am
    aww, it cant be hurting him. its only small.

    what a cute little deer.

    by the way " high-larious?" that made me groan. caption fail.
  54. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 9:23 am
    The deer`s like "WHERE`S MY MONEY?? YOU GOT MY MONEY?"
  55. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 9:32 am
    You go deer! (;
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:53 am
    I feel sorry for the deer. Now it has fat all over its hooves.
  57. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    @duffy:

    Epic.
  58. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    I thought he was going to just eat the deer.
  59. Profile photo of gumgoespop
    gumgoespop Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 3:24 am
    Hey bambi next time pick on someone your own BMI
  60. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    I didn`t know deer were that awesome!
  61. Profile photo of dcaldwell09
    dcaldwell09 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 10:40 am
    LOL
  62. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    He called the deer a bitch. XD

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