Fat Guy Is Attacked By Deer, Everyone Laughs

Submitted by: CrakrJak 7 years ago in Funny

Animal attacks aren"t usually the funny, but this one is high-larious!
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Female 363
He called the deer a bitch. XD
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Male 20
LOL
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Male 4,593
I didn`t know deer were that awesome!
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Female 52
Hey bambi next time pick on someone your own BMI
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Male 11,739
I thought he was going to just eat the deer.
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Male 10,338
@duffy:

Epic.
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Male 5,194
I feel sorry for the deer. Now it has fat all over its hooves.
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Female 517
You go deer! (;
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Female 1,652
The deer`s like "WHERE`S MY MONEY?? YOU GOT MY MONEY?"
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Female 3,828
aww, it cant be hurting him. its only small.

what a cute little deer.

by the way " high-larious?" that made me groan. caption fail.
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Male 48
It looks like he`s tickling the fat man..but that man won`t be laughing when he takes a hit to the balls, or the mountain lion shows up! Guess who it gonna eat first!
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Male 2,788
I could beat that deer into mincemeat.
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Male 779
Even mother nature hates fat people.
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Male 2,033
Oh deer.
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Female 58
Rabies, anyone?
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Male 1,918
What the buck is he doing... Shut up it was the best I could think of today
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Male 8,300
He`s laughing now, but wait until that male deer finds his ass...
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Female 138
i like how it played with his fat in the beginning....
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Female 467
the deer is just horny.
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Male 422
Thats the worst indian I have ever seen. So much for being in tune with nature.
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Male 173
i just kept imagining the deer yelling "YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE! YOU BRUTE!"
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Female 1,893
that dear was pissed
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Male 2,700
Little twig legs....Half his size, little handlebar head....He shoulda snapped this thing like Ibuki on crack
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Male 40
Hope it doesn`t have rabies.
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Male 10,338
@goaliejerry:

Around here (Alabama) the deer will run, unless you can somehow get close to it without it noticing you. Then offer some grass and when it sees you it will check you out. If it sees the grass it is your friend `till you do something twitchy, then zoom gone.

Done it many times. Never hunted though.
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Male 10,338
LOL He was laughing too! Looked funny. Tis just a fawn.

He shoulda reached up and put it in a triangle choke!
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Female 322
Jerks.
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Female 8,043
you are the one who ate my brother! reeeeveeennnge!!!
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Male 2,332
"dont let the herbivore part of nature fool you...Razor sharp hooves..pointy antlers....outweigh people by a large amount...etc :P"

Don`t forget the twin shoulder-mounted rocketlaunchers.

IT`S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!
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Female 56
Thanks for pointing that out, HepaB. I couldn`t figure out why I was laughing so hard for the life of me.
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Male 15,510
*tickle* *tickle* *tickle*
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Male 25,416
Fight for survival! Fat guy loses!
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Female 185
I`ve always wanted to kill a deer with by bare hands. That looked like a good opportunity.
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Female 4,028
He`s lucky that deer was pretty small.
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Male 1,011
Hmmmmm

Kinda funny till you realize that deer can be nasty little (large) creatures that can easily kill someone if they wanted to....dont let the herbivore part of nature fool you...Razor sharp hooves..pointy antlers....outweigh people by a large amount...etc :P
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Male 43
It`s funny coz he`s fat. :D
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Male 7,378
Oh this is great. If it were a thin person it would be a lot less funny. Thank God for fatties!
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Male 12,138
I think it may have been trying to hump him...
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Female 7
Serves him right, It seemed like he was provoking the deer. I did laugh though, Everyone is just recording him and laughing no one helps LOL
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Male 642
I would have knocked that animal out cold.. and then went to get a drink with the deer.
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Female 1,386
Heh its trying to kill him with cuteness. *ehn ehn*
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Male 953
You can`t blame the deer...no one really likes Barney anyway, big purple Motherdrater!
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Female 934
Haters gonna hate.
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Male 1,085
He`s gonna get the Lyme Disease!
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Male 554
ahahah all fat ppl deserves to go through this xD
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Male 3,619
oh i loled for real =P
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Male 34
Heureux
You made my day :-)
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Male 4,014
Is it playing? Must be domesticated a bit to allow people so close...
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Female 864
Probably tickles .
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Male 794
hey dont enter the deers territory fatty, its all fun and games till the fat guy cant get up
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Male 1,054
doe is thinking "You`re the guy who ate my forest - I kill you!"
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Male 1,313
"Were going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time."
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Female 42
That guy has the most annoying "I`m getting getting attacked by a deer because I`m an idiot" screech I`ve ever heard.
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Female 423
so he was molested by a deer. hilarious. At least he wasn`t really attaching him.
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Male 40,728
The fat guy is laughing too, it`s all good!
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Male 52
"mmmm... squishy"
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Female 118
The tiny hooves! Awww its so cute when it thinks its deadly..
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Male 350
Lol. It`s not because he`s fat necessarily, but just because he`s the type of personality to have expected it.
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Male 196
the guys laugh, the kids laugh, and i die a little on the inside
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Male 5,314
wow, it was funneh, up until that "you might be a redneck" joke. that killed it.
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Female 15,763
It has tasted human blood! IT IS BLOODTHIRSTY! OH GOD, NOW IT`LL... run around and... pummel people with its tiny hooves...

Okay, maybe not so serious after all.
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Male 17,511
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