Emo Teen Werewolf` Cries About A Bully

Submitted by: BenTheBug 7 years ago in Funny

""I"m sick of you making fun of me josh! U are all jealous that u cant be werewolves i hate u!""
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Male 4,902
Oh well it`s just an xbox
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Female 124
Is this guy for real?
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Female 44
The Sasquatch line was the poo, but this is one hell of a little fag
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Male 415
I wonder what that tree hes beating up thinking... nah im not a tree hugger... he looks like a total fag. honestly
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Male 487
lol...calls from vanhelsing
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Male 450
im pissed they smashed an xbox
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Female 212
@ lynea... the sad thing is I actually know people like this, thus why I can`t be sure if he`s being dramatic or actually believes this.
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Female 388
I LOL`D so hard at the sasquatch line x)
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Female 267
Bram: It`s a parody. He`s making fun of the `teen werewolves` that have shown up in Texas recently.

HerColdHands: He is. And it`s supposed to be.

Goodness, I could tell it was a joke at first glance. You guys are dense.
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Male 577
I can`t tell if he`s serious or not. I used to know a chick in college that really thought she was a vampire. She would talk about this freaky religion and act like it was her whole life. I hung out with her quite a bit though, and I just remember getting drated up and going on road trips.
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Male 145
Awesome echo at :57
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Male 1,064
ooooh...shoulda gone with the ps3?
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Female 212
Now Sasquatch can play halo three...

Please tell me this kid does not actually believe he is a skinwalker or otherkin... I would be very upset. Plus, wolves are serene. They would not flip in this way. And where are his packmates?
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Female 471
It looks like he`s wearing a wig. o__o and the makeup is like wayyyy dramatic.
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Female 682
I can`t tell if he is real or fake...
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Female 152
wow...is this kid serious?

Josh Should make a video...kicking this douches ass...

and doesnt this kid know that no one likes the teen wolf in class until he gets the whole school to break out in dance? you know in that movie teen wolf a dude in the back ground totally whips his manhood out? I`m just rambling now ^.^
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Male 6,693
Major Fail .
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Male 56
i wanna find out were this was filmed and go get that XBOX
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Male 610
the label is dumb. why is it "teen" werewolf? do they call it teen nerds? teen jocks? no, teenage werewolf is a terrible movie and that is why no one respects you.
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Male 451
That poor Magnolia tree...
HUGE parental Fail
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Female 470
If this is real, I hope his mother sees this and beats the crap out of him for wasting her money like that. Xbox`s aren`t cheap, ya know! (I don`t actually hope she beats him, btw)

What a dumb kid. I LOL`d.
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Male 382
Parental Fail.
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Female 188
Someone please tell me this is all an act to make a viral video. Please.
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Male 19
wow i really need to find where mr.i wana be a werewolf throw that x box so it can be mine
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Male 1,219
I`m pretty sure it`s just a mockery of the Ginger Kid.
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Male 453
"NAOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3"

Epic, epic line.
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Male 70
America + 1 mentally damaged teen + a bully or 2 / number of guns available in a square foot in his home town = ..............
please show your working out
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Male 26
"I wish people would stop making fun of me"
"I don`t want to fit in"

Hmm...
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Male 117
Dude, I`d be worried if I were Josh. That kid`s got some issues.
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Female 2,352
I bet Sasquatch is pwning bitches on Halo 3 right f*cking now.
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Female 19
is this guy related to the "gingers have souls" guy?
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Male 4,807
Is this the new trend.. whining on you tube and hope you go viral?
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Female 1,401
i died a little when he threw the xbox... but i kinda feel bad for him. I would be his friend.
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Male 286
"now sasquatch can play halo 3" best thing a goofy effin emo/goth idiot has ever said, EVER!
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Male 208
Whoa this motha has silver scissors? Rad.
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Male 39
Teen werewolfs have souls!...... sound familiar! LOL
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Male 3,915
i laughed almost all the way through this...XD
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Female 1,043
lets go on that hunt for the xbox!
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Female 35
Is...that serious? Because...it`s really pretty hilarious. Guess what, Evan. Everyone who is different even a tiny bit gets made fun of. Invite all the different people have have a pity party, then lets all get on with life because it`s getting on without us whether we want it to or not.
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Male 350
haha, reminds me of coppercab.
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Male 799
(and a free xbox)
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Male 799
first one to find the xbox gets 100 internets
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Male 571
haha, damn Josh you better be careful cause crazy white people like like that will end up going all columbine on your ass
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Male 14
I just wanna be a teen werewolf !!!! lolz , I feel his pain .............
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Female 418
LMAI xDD i sure hope this was a joke! if not LOL x10

"Now Sasquatch can play halo 3!" lol best line

oh and scissors are made of steel o.o not silver xD
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Male 65
lmao
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Male 62
Haha, there was a Covergirl ad that popped up when the video started...
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Male 32
So does that mean there`s a free xbox in a Forrest somewhere?
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Female 359
yawn
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Female 299
i hope this is a piss take. if not, who wants to join my exterminationg team?
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Male 421
awww...i want xbox.
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Male 768
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE XBOX!!!!!!!!
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Male 88
teen werewolves = another name for emo xD
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Male 5,189
Kids these days. :| They need a good old fashion beat down.

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Male 214
i told him sucking daffy duck`s dick was a bad idea, but he didn`t listen. that black stuff comes right off onto your mouth.
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Female 9
Hahaha....retard.
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Female 21
"NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!"
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Female 965
It`s funny watching it with captions. :-D
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Female 365
fake. lol
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Female 1,593
Riiiiiiiight...
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Female 196
I`m pretty sure that scissors aren`t made of silver. Just silver coloured. Silly boy.
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Female 1,515
He reminds me of that angry ginger kid....and WOAH, why`s he taking it out on that tree :<

the last line made me actually lol though! Silly werewolf.
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Female 63
haha this is great. He`s funny
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Male 71
drating Sasquatch is out there right now owning newbs. I would have taken that xbox. And i think this is fake. he only has one vid on his youtube account.
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Male 305
He cuts the plants so that he can "feel".
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Male 1,378
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Female 831
I`d believe he`s a werewolf before I`d believe he`s a teen.
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Male 2,551
Pataforce8 - Pretend to be a warewolf.

At first I thought he was trying to be like the `ginger kid` videos (I think his youtube is coppercab or something). I hope it is a joke.
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Female 536
LOL. I never use `lol` but that was worthy. Personally, the best parts were the echoes and the "NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!"
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Male 39,904
by the end of June we`ll be seeing the video of how he took out his whole class with an uzi
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Female 49
I`m calling shenanigans but its still pretty funny.
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Male 116
"Go ahead and laugh and make fun of me but I believe we all have something supernatural mixed in us."
If we all have it, it`s not supernatural is it now?
Either this is just sad, or I was totally trolled.
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Male 16
I want my mommy to buy me an xbox.
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Male 1,237
it is quite amusing hearing people`s reaction to what they think is a serious video . . .
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Male 1,598
I hope this kid isn`t for real, because he`s hilarious.
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Male 695
This is obviously a joke! I thought it was funneh. The samsquam remark made me lol!
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Male 774
"Go ahead and laugh and make fun of me but I believe we all have something supernatural mixed in us."

...That`s not why we`re laughing.
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Male 1,091
He just wants to be the new ginger kid ranting...
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Male 2,551
pui - That, and the whole education being tailored to exam results.

Seriosuly though, I don`t remember anyone even remotly like that at my school. Are they actually getting wimpier than ever?
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Male 74
Josh sounds like a really funny guy, just sayin`.
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Female 3,574
*sigh* highschool makes me sad. I wish kids would stop taking it so seriously.
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Male 299
Sasquatch is pleased :)
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Female 917
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He could go for some beauty advice.
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Female 276
i would have taken his xbox if he didnt waant it!!!!!!!!
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Male 109
The xbox! :O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 109
WIN look at the advert I got during the video... and I totally laughed, so many quotable parts


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Male 85
I was a total outcast in high school and even I think this kid`s a spoiled, over-dramatic, loser
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Female 1,435
LOL! love it! now sasquatch can play halo 3!! baha!
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Male 163
LMAO....`Now sasquatch can play Halo 3!"
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Male 645
Don`t we all just want to be a teen werewolf?
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Male 151
that was funny but kind of creepy =)
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Female 42
Guido makeover was `stillsoundlyawake` not the same guy
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Male 1,148
funniest thing I`ve seen on IAB for a while!
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Female 374
I laughed so hard at "fake phone calls from Van Helsing".
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Male 302
Notice to Americans: Stop having sex under full moons.
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Male 233
fake or not it made me laugh ;)
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Male 440
Is this the same guy who did the guideo make up video? Maybe he is doing various sterotypes in a series of spoofs. He looks a bit old for high school.
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Male 1
when the vamps come?
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Male 275
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Male 275
when i was in hichschool i had to deal with gangs now its efing wearwolves i dont think im guna bother reproducing
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Male 877
setup...its obvious!
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Male 2,868
This has to be a joke. I guess it doesn`t have to be- I met my share of spazzed out weirdos when I was in Jr high and high school, but this still just seems fake to me.
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Female 3,828
"NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!" I lol`d

i feel bad for this kid, he looks like hes on the verge of tears. bullies suck.
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Female 437
Those sissors would be stainless steel... not silver, just saying.
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Male 1,370
What a... I better not finish that.
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Male 221
I think this is a joke too. People in that condition don`t video themselves. Some people think this is funny, but people like this commit suicide.
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Male 432
ElMustache: dude. it`s a joke.
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Male 773
Listen to his voice. He is clearly on the verge of tears. Which makes this THAT much better. WIN. +1.
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Female 198
I honestly dont know whether to take this seriuosly or not.
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Male 120
"NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!"

HA! that poo was funny, made watching the whole video actually worth while.
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Male 1,625
Josh is a dick. This is how kids like "teen werewolf" end up bringing a gun to school and they always ask "how did this happen?" gee you wonder when you push someone a little too far.
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Male 27
Now sasquatch can play Halo 3 haha
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Male 69
well... 3 things
1, didnt he jsut sorta say hes not a werewolf
2, epic ending and props for throwing out the 360
3,halo suk 360s gay ahhahahahahah, lol n almost jk, cause sonys jsut as gay
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Female 1,963
This is obviously a joke, although not a particularly funny one. He`s not a very good actor. Or comedian.
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Male 16
That Poor tree. :`(

Also that last line was my favorite :D
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Male 2,344
I understand that teenagers are all seeking their own identity and this can cause some strange results however for throwing that Xbox 360 down the ravine that kid is ass kicked unholy!
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Male 1,505
That`s a wig.
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Male 1,129
hahahahaahaha what a lame. im no bully but i would def laugh at those guys if they were at my high school.
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Male 390
believe it or not there is a group of these retards. web soup made fun of a newscast about them the other day.
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Male 1,265
Stupid... why`d he just randomly pull in the 360 at the end there and use that as the main punchline?
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Male 559
this is a dump rip off of the ginger kid
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Male 17,511
This idiot can`t be for real, If he is we might as well cash in our retirement savings right now. These brain dead idiots don`t deserve an inheritance.
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Female 52
Did this remind anyone else of the Angry Ginger vids from past posts?
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Male 346
1: Either the biggest idiot in the world, or a parody
2: I still want his hat.
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Female 1,798
Josh is gonna wind up dead at some point, with a piece of silver and a pair of scissors sticking out of his ass.
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Female 798
"Now Sasquatch can play Halo 3"
awesome.
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Male 25,416
who cares?
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Female 81
Now he is responsible for Sasquatch`s halo addiction which results in Mrs. Sasquatch leaving him for the Yeti. Sleep well with that on your conscious champ.
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Female 4,376
So then beat the kid up don`t cry on youtube.
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Male 5,194
Who cares - this isn`t the CUTE werewolf guy.
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Male 153
Why do people insist on humiliating themselves all over the internet?
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Male 1,195
"This looks/sounds like dax flame."

I thought that too.
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Male 1
This looks/sounds like dax flame. Just saying....I think it is.
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Male 554
oh my dam, *runs and looks for the 360*
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Male 363
Oh please tell me this is a joke. There is no way anyone can be this ridiculous. I just want to be a teen werewolf? And grow out of it when he`s 20? Sweet raptor jebus.
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Male 9
lmao wow this guy is really funny
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Female 250
Teen Werewolves have souls.
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Male 5,314
bad acting there bud
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Male 756
please be a comedy sketch
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Male 630
He has silver scissors? What the hell?
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Male 72
Ok that guy`s dumb. He tried to prove that silver wouldn`t hurt him by stainless steel on his face.
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Male 195
fake i think it`s making fun of ginger kid almost...
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Female 1,190
okay, there is NO need to destroy a perfectly good 360 like that, crap, someone needs to check that guys woods before it rains or something lol
why post this online? thats my question
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Female 467
erm its fake lmao
FAKE
:L
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Male 223
What a waste of an xbox!
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Male 471
OK, after finishing, this has GOT to be a goof. Kudos to him.
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Male 471
"Got done sucking Daffy Duck`s dick"

I had no idea where he was going with that at first. I was thinking "Man, that`s got to be the most random insult I`ve ever heard". Then he said the lipstick thing.

Also, good job on being a gigantic hypocrite, with the "FFFAG" line.
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Male 351
That faggot. Why doesn`t he just give me the damn 360. I actually drating want one.
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Female 1,682
This...This is hilarious. No wonder people make fun of him. I can`t even feel sorry for him XD
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Male 211
@protagoris no hes making fun of that red head kid who makes videos all the time. hes not serious. ..i think..
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Male 1,540
No love for his caring parents :(
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Female 1,386
I agree with below. This stink`ith of a fakery.
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Male 38
Those scissors aren`t silver. I`m also a little confounded by the idea that someone upset by being made of fun of would use a derogatory term like "fag."

And this can`t be for real right? Like, this is satire of all those "real" teen werewolf kids... right? Please say yes.
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Male 211
lol this is a really good impersonation haha
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Female 71
Damn that ingrate! I could use that 360. :(
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Female 674
LOL This guy`s awesome. XD
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Male 496
NOOOOO DONT THROW AWAY THE XBO......1!!!!1111
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Female 170
nuuuuu!! the xbox!!
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Female 1,077
i JUST saw something like this on /x/.
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Male 1,195
Link: Emo Teen Werewolf` Cries About A Bully [Rate Link] - ``I`m sick of you making fun of me josh! U are all jealous that u cant be werewolves i hate u!``
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