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72 Responses to Do You Know What Girls` Expressions Mean? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Link: Do You Know What Girls` Expressions Mean? - I-A-B guys, do you know what a girl means just by looking at her facial expression? This chart will help you.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:11 am
    They forgot the " how dare you stick it up there" expression
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:19 am
    This goes well with this
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:26 am
    It looks to me that Fancylad is finally trying to understand girls a little more
  5. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:31 am
    A1 that expression is a combination of 3, 8, and 10.
  6. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:36 am
    That`s not deep hatred!!
  7. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Pleading: How to use this? Tell her to get you another beer and finish painting the garage or you crack another rib
  8. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:49 am
    they missed out orgasm, but then again i don`t need need a picture to tell me what that looks like.........
  9. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:49 am
    .....iv`e got the internet!

    swish!
  10. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:55 am
    SilverThread... Yeaa Totally dude, I missed that combo.
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:00 am
    I think they just pick these expressions at random and assign names to them.
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:06 am
    #1 = Who farted?
  13. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:17 am
    totally left out the "i got a load blown on my face and i`m not sure what to do about it" look.
  14. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
    i`d marry her face no matter what expression was on it at the time
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:30 am
    she has kinda Hitler hair...
  16. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Well Oystah I bet she is farting in pic 1
  17. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Very lame.
  18. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Some of these expressions do not look at all like they are supposed to .
  19. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Where`s "Smile"?
  20. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:17 am
    I like her hair.
  21. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:23 am
    >>Some of these expressions do not look at all like they are supposed to .

    I agree. Seems like this happens every time they do one of these "match the expression to the mood" things. Compare 2 different sets of face-expression-quiz things and you get 2 different answers. Bad acting or BS, something isn`t right.
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:24 am
    A tattoo with another girl`s name? I think that would cause #11, Or this perhaps:


  23. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:42 am
    I think they look wrong because they are `done to command` not genuinely felt. Like a real smile looks different to a fake one- something to do with small muscles that only kick in when real emotion is felt.
  24. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Most of those are pretty appropriate. I`m particularly fond of `controlled anger`. However, my first instinct upon seeing my boyfriend with a tattoo of another girl`s name would certainly not be `surprise` but rather `get the hell out of my house`.
  25. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    It`s designed to exaggerate the expression. Natural expressions don`t look like that because expressions are usually mixed, but those are the actual factors for a particular expression.
  26. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    So to sum up what we`ve learned so far in Women 101 here at IAB University, all women are pissed off and bitter about everything all the time.

    Thanks, IAB. Thanks for making me feel a little better about being eternally single.
  27. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    women roll their eyes way more than this. the pleading one is the only one they got right, in my opinion. some are mixed up. don`t use it guys.
  28. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    oh dear. lol well it`s almost correct, except the girl isn`t portraying them correctly.

    There`s a good way to prevent yourself from seeing any of these? Make sure she`s in the kitchen where she belongs, making you a sammich. No worries about her facial expression!
  29. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    WRONG
  30. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    The expressions and the explanations are totally different.
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Deep hatred doesn`t have enough hate.
  32. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    waste of a post
  33. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Like most women, there isn`t one expression of gratitude.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Hmmm.....
  35. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Wow, this was really lame. If you are going to be blatantly sexist, you should try to be a little funny at least.
  36. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Controlled anger is spot on at least with my girlfriend... I get it a lot haha.
  37. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    "Wow, this was really lame. If you are going to be blatantly sexist, you should try to be a little funny at least."


    This isn`t all that sexist, but it`s still kind of a dumb post.
  38. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    i think they mixed up number 2 and 11
  39. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    don`t wipe your sweat with your tie, your tie is too nice
  40. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Haha 12....
  41. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I agree with a bmh. Sexism is just lazy comedy imo. And people who genuinely find it funny are morons.

  42. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Oh look at alley228. Why all the self hate? Hoping that depreciating your own gender will make you one of the boys?

    Yeah, you`re so ironic and funny. What guy wouldn`t want to jump in your pants?
  43. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    flawless victory to ripper
  44. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    number 7 looks more like youre going to cry
  45. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Damn I thought they all meant she wanted sex
  46. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    just a big old fail.
  47. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    :/
  48. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Most of them look about the same to me. Except maybe 1 and 8. Those two look like constipation.
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Dammit, none of these are any good.
  50. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    The sad thing is, I could tell what each expression meant before I looked at the description. I`m not sure whether that`s a good or a bad thing.
  51. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    mykunter, don`t forget number 3.
  52. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    i, strangely, was somewhat amused
  53. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    I actually thought it was funny. Has nothing to do with trying to be "one of the boys". I just have a stupid sense of humor. I laugh at the word corndog for godsakes.
  54. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    atleast you could have a hot babe damnit
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:36 pm
  56. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Lionhart wins
  57. Profile photo of joee182
    joee182 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Wheres the actual smile?
  58. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    I have a whole diagram of nearly every expression distinguishable by humans.. It`s much more useful than this.
  59. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Lionhart`s resentment of women stems from the fact that he was always rejected by them when he was younger. It scarred him emotionally and in order to heal and console himself, he turns to subtle sexism. It`s a mechanism used to protect his fragile ego.
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    damn lionhart....was this premade or something? sheesh...
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    > LemonTarte
    > Lionhart`s resentment of women... rejected by them... scarred... fragile ego... blah blah

    Um no, I`ve got 3 at the moment and everything`s just fine. I just enjoy a good laugh and I`m used to dealing with people who have a sense of humor.

    > idiotfilter
    > damn lionhart....was this premade or something? sheesh...

    10 minutes in Photoshop mate. You forget I was a Graphic Designer for 20 years.
  62. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:19 am
    As someone on this forum who is married for years I have to say it`s accurate. The scary part is when you see all 12 expressions in the space of 30 seconds.
  63. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:12 am
    I have to admit Lionharts version is much MUCH better.
  64. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:53 am
    LMAO at lemontarte! I love it when kids think they`re superior and try to psychoanalyze everyone.
    Me next!
  65. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:59 am
    lemontarte = daddy unavailable
  66. Profile photo of heresjonny
    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    @ lemontarte
    calm down don`t go throw yourself infront of a horse
  67. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    lol Lionhart
  68. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    DEEP HATRED... lol so true
  69. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    @LemonTarte -- Kinda like how your flaming of him is trying to protect your fragile ego? Yah, thought so.
  70. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 4:01 am
    ._.
  71. Profile photo of 7991687
    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    all negative expressions...there`s no pleasing women according to this then.... i`ve been wasting my time all my life...
  72. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:37 am
    proof that women are never happy

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