Do You Know What Girls` Expressions Mean? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

I-A-B guys, do you know what a girl means just by looking at her facial expression? This chart will help you.
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Male 1,485
proof that women are never happy
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Male 70
all negative expressions...there`s no pleasing women according to this then.... i`ve been wasting my time all my life...
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Female 5,222
._.
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Male 277
@LemonTarte -- Kinda like how your flaming of him is trying to protect your fragile ego? Yah, thought so.
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Female 1,893
DEEP HATRED... lol so true
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Female 318
lol Lionhart
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Male 104
@ lemontarte
calm down don`t go throw yourself infront of a horse
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Male 1,045
lemontarte = daddy unavailable
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Male 758
LMAO at lemontarte! I love it when kids think they`re superior and try to psychoanalyze everyone.
Me next!
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Female 237
I have to admit Lionharts version is much MUCH better.
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Male 440
As someone on this forum who is married for years I have to say it`s accurate. The scary part is when you see all 12 expressions in the space of 30 seconds.
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Male 8,300
> LemonTarte
> Lionhart`s resentment of women... rejected by them... scarred... fragile ego... blah blah

Um no, I`ve got 3 at the moment and everything`s just fine. I just enjoy a good laugh and I`m used to dealing with people who have a sense of humor.

> idiotfilter
> damn lionhart....was this premade or something? sheesh...

10 minutes in Photoshop mate. You forget I was a Graphic Designer for 20 years.
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Male 3,915
damn lionhart....was this premade or something? sheesh...
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Female 1,441
Lionhart`s resentment of women stems from the fact that he was always rejected by them when he was younger. It scarred him emotionally and in order to heal and console himself, he turns to subtle sexism. It`s a mechanism used to protect his fragile ego.
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Male 987
I have a whole diagram of nearly every expression distinguishable by humans.. It`s much more useful than this.
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Male 82
Wheres the actual smile?
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Male 2,748
Lionhart wins
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Male 8,300
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Male 48
atleast you could have a hot babe damnit
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Female 4,376
I actually thought it was funny. Has nothing to do with trying to be "one of the boys". I just have a stupid sense of humor. I laugh at the word corndog for godsakes.
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Female 317
i, strangely, was somewhat amused
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Male 296
mykunter, don`t forget number 3.
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Male 842
The sad thing is, I could tell what each expression meant before I looked at the description. I`m not sure whether that`s a good or a bad thing.
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Male 10,440
Dammit, none of these are any good.
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Male 2,436
Most of them look about the same to me. Except maybe 1 and 8. Those two look like constipation.
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Female 1,515
:/
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Female 3,598
just a big old fail.
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Male 2,592
Damn I thought they all meant she wanted sex
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Female 418
number 7 looks more like youre going to cry
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Male 1,596
flawless victory to ripper
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Female 1,441
Oh look at alley228. Why all the self hate? Hoping that depreciating your own gender will make you one of the boys?

Yeah, you`re so ironic and funny. What guy wouldn`t want to jump in your pants?
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Female 1,441
I agree with a bmh. Sexism is just lazy comedy imo. And people who genuinely find it funny are morons.

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Male 721
Haha 12....
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Male 224
don`t wipe your sweat with your tie, your tie is too nice
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Male 390
i think they mixed up number 2 and 11
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Male 394
"Wow, this was really lame. If you are going to be blatantly sexist, you should try to be a little funny at least."


This isn`t all that sexist, but it`s still kind of a dumb post.
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Male 575
Controlled anger is spot on at least with my girlfriend... I get it a lot haha.
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Female 248
Wow, this was really lame. If you are going to be blatantly sexist, you should try to be a little funny at least.
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Male 25,416
Hmmm.....
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Male 1,313
Like most women, there isn`t one expression of gratitude.
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Male 185
waste of a post
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Female 2,352
Deep hatred doesn`t have enough hate.
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Female 277
The expressions and the explanations are totally different.
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Female 356
WRONG
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Female 238
oh dear. lol well it`s almost correct, except the girl isn`t portraying them correctly.

There`s a good way to prevent yourself from seeing any of these? Make sure she`s in the kitchen where she belongs, making you a sammich. No worries about her facial expression!
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Female 397
women roll their eyes way more than this. the pleading one is the only one they got right, in my opinion. some are mixed up. don`t use it guys.
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Male 1,002
So to sum up what we`ve learned so far in Women 101 here at IAB University, all women are pissed off and bitter about everything all the time.

Thanks, IAB. Thanks for making me feel a little better about being eternally single.
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Male 1,184
It`s designed to exaggerate the expression. Natural expressions don`t look like that because expressions are usually mixed, but those are the actual factors for a particular expression.
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Female 1,963
Most of those are pretty appropriate. I`m particularly fond of `controlled anger`. However, my first instinct upon seeing my boyfriend with a tattoo of another girl`s name would certainly not be `surprise` but rather `get the hell out of my house`.
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Female 8,127
I think they look wrong because they are `done to command` not genuinely felt. Like a real smile looks different to a fake one- something to do with small muscles that only kick in when real emotion is felt.
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Male 41,175
A tattoo with another girl`s name? I think that would cause #11, Or this perhaps:


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Male 5,194
>>Some of these expressions do not look at all like they are supposed to .

I agree. Seems like this happens every time they do one of these "match the expression to the mood" things. Compare 2 different sets of face-expression-quiz things and you get 2 different answers. Bad acting or BS, something isn`t right.
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Male 848
I like her hair.
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Female 718
Where`s "Smile"?
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Female 864
Some of these expressions do not look at all like they are supposed to .
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Female 1,677
Very lame.
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Female 812
Well Oystah I bet she is farting in pic 1
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Male 4,867
she has kinda Hitler hair...
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Male 1,596
i`d marry her face no matter what expression was on it at the time
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Male 286
totally left out the "i got a load blown on my face and i`m not sure what to do about it" look.
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Female 4,039
#1 = Who farted?
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Male 5,194
I think they just pick these expressions at random and assign names to them.
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Male 4,807
SilverThread... Yeaa Totally dude, I missed that combo.
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Male 2,510
.....iv`e got the internet!

swish!
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Male 2,510
they missed out orgasm, but then again i don`t need need a picture to tell me what that looks like.........
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Male 231
Pleading: How to use this? Tell her to get you another beer and finish painting the garage or you crack another rib
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Male 2,548
That`s not deep hatred!!
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Male 3,431
A1 that expression is a combination of 3, 8, and 10.
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Male 15,510
It looks to me that Fancylad is finally trying to understand girls a little more
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Male 15,510
This goes well with this
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Male 4,807
They forgot the " how dare you stick it up there" expression
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Male 21,025
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