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Date: 05/08/10 10:01 AM

98 Responses to Dick Slang: Is This The New Dance Sensation? WTF!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Link: Dick Slang: Is This The New Dance Sensation? WTF! - We were gonna post this earlier in the week, but waited until the weekend due to its barf-inducing content. Beware.
  2. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I feel like this is more of a mating ritual than a dance for the club o_O
  3. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Wow, these fellas really don`t know how absolutely GAY there are being, seriously, "hey homie, watch me flap my johnson all around"..."awww, yo !! that is tight, yo!!"..."i wann film it to remember it foreva, yo !!" ...:/
  4. Profile photo of IMEVIL666
    IMEVIL666 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:20 am
    theres just somethings that cant be unseen and this is one of them. quite hypnotizing tho...
  5. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:20 am
    wow i feel really gay for watching even 30 seconds of that
  6. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:24 am
    wow, hypnotizing.

    bunch of guys in a room watching each other flop their dicks around. yep, that is entirely heterosexual. >.>
  7. Profile photo of mad_maddy
    mad_maddy Female 13-17
    12 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:26 am
    okay... um... wow....
  8. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Oh, wow...... WTF?
  9. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:38 am
    I feel sorry for the black IABers. This video probably makes them feel the same way I would feel if it was a video of a bunch of rednecks doing the "f*ck ur sister shuffle" or something, lol.
  10. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Die Antwoord did it first.
  11. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:52 am
    "wow i feel really gay for watching even 30 seconds of that"

    i watched 46 seconds of it and now im already subscribed to heat magazine D:
  12. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
    @NotAllowed

    i agree, Watkin Tudor Jones dose it better. :|
  13. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:56 am
    wow. . . . just wow. . . . . For some reason, this reminded me of "meatspin".
  14. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Yeah, they real hard men huh?
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:12 am
    lol at the white guy
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:22 am


    I wasent prepared for that X-(
  17. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Uncool Fancy
  18. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    236 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:28 am
    MY EYES! MY EYES! I sooo did not need to see THAT!
  19. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:29 am
    What`s wrong with a lot of gay guys preforming some of Shakira`s famous moves?
  20. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:32 am
    those guys are so gay...
  21. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Is there ANY possible way these guys are straight? uh no.

    @domisgood, what white guy?
  22. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Dear god WTF did I just watch
  23. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
    LMFAO

    Somehow less disturbing than the black dudes humping an ottoman dance.
  24. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Aww. They are belly dancing! How cute.
  25. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:55 am
    @NotAllowed: Thank god I`m not the only person that thought of that.
  26. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Sorry to people who like to call everything "gay", but actual homosexual guys don`t really ever do things like this. We have sex with other men but otherwise typically act like normal human beings. What we have here is a bunch of sexually repressed and/or frustrated straight men who engage in homoerotic behavior as an extra-masturbatory outlet for relief of sexual tension. (see Jackass or any group out high school-to-college aged boys)
  27. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Sonsglow, I love you.
  28. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Sonsglow, the skinny one in the middle HAS to be gay. Like, no argument there.
  29. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    @Domisgod...what white guy? I saw a hispanic guy...no white guy. Also, if it is possible to become gay simply from watching something it just happened...due to this video I have absolutely no desire to ever be close to a trouser snake again. Hello Lesbianism!!!
  30. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Gay? I hope they aren`t...

    That was a very enjoyable video.
  31. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Is that a white guy, or Ice-T?
  32. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I...just...couldn`t...stop...laughing!

    Oh man, that one dude had the full on chubbs doing it!

    On the the bright side, most respectable clubs won`t allow gym shorts, so this shouldn`t cause too many issues with vomit on the dance floor.
  33. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    SONSGLOW...
    GAY.
    GET OVER IT.
  34. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Kikeni, go drat yourself. Homophobia wasn`t funny when you were 11, it isn`t funny now.
  35. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    "sigh" I hope this doesn`t catch on.
  36. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    So that`s why all these comments say drat...
  37. Profile photo of ohserio
    ohserio Female 13-17
    115 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    is this some sort of gay bar dance move i don`t know of
  38. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Slap on one of those manbra`s and save costs on models for your videos!

    Keep playing those angles guys! ;)
  39. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    This is why IAB needs a Zero on the ratings scale.
  40. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    come on do the helecopter!!
  41. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    meh i already do this all the time
  42. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    double wut
  43. Profile photo of Overkill321
    Overkill321 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    That`s the most homoerotic thing I have seen all week...LOL wut
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    that was dumb, however if the girls adopted the same concept with there bewbs i guess it would have the guys attention! I guess this one is for the girls!
  45. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Those men are definitely on the up high.
  46. Profile photo of MissMisery
    MissMisery Female 13-17
    15 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    ARGH. @_@ No thanks.
  47. Profile photo of ATARIGonzo
    ATARIGonzo Female 18-29
    5 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Dang... Forget about the truffle shuffle! IT`S THE rooster ROCK!!!!
  48. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    How incredibly gay.
  49. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Gay
  50. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Im sorry.. that not even Gay.. thats just plain
    fu-cking retarded!

    @ Songslow - AMEN!!!!! If anyone nailed it right on the head its was you!
    And for anyone else calling them gay.. poo! THey just might BE Gay.. regardless, they are still RETARDED!
  51. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    gheeeey
  52. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    penises everywhere! Dear god!!!! *eyes bleed*
  53. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    mmm... darkness
  54. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    they`re worshiping satan.
  55. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    just looks like negros being unevolved morons. what`s new?
  56. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Dude, dick slang is drating awesome! The white people need to steal this immediately.
  57. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    AHAHAHAHA! this is epic!! better than the ottoman humping one!!
    the peens everywhere were one thing, but when their stupid low riding pants started falling down, i just couldnt contain my laughter!!
  58. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    i feel sorry for the "little" guys out there
  59. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    Somewhere, there is a person with a facial bruise because their partner`s favorite dance music came just when they were going to have a lay...

    So, SmilinSam, does that costume have a tail? (Demon fetish...)
  60. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    >Uncool Fancy

    Maybe not cool, but I appreciate Fancy posting stupid siht like this.
  61. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    SO... these guys sit around in the apartment together... and one comes up with the idea? "Hey, you know what would be sweet? Why don`t we dick slang? O_o ... you know, as a dance."
  62. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    I almost died laughing! How deliciously homoerotic!
  63. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Homosexuals
  64. Profile photo of danieldemon
    danieldemon Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    gay
  65. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    well I was comment on how homoerotic this was and how i think any ladies who like this might be barking up the wrong tree but since it`s already been said I`ll just continue laughing at the guy in the back in light blue tryin to keep his wood half mast hahahahahahahahahaha....
  66. Profile photo of sleepyjoey
    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    basically what I do at home anyway. lulz
  67. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    *barfs all over my keyboard*
  68. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Self-absorbed narcissist dick heads whose only contribution to the human race is their keen sense of style. Nuf said.
  69. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    o.0 i dont think iv ever been so baffled and confused in my life. those guys are fairies to a T . so would this be "dancing" or advertising....?
  70. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Oh ! I found Waldo! First try.
  71. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Brain dead twerps are abundant, so why are these ones getting attention?
  72. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    That is so disturbing. And i dunno guys but wouldn`t that be a tad...uncomfortable?

    I feel like if they did that continuously that in a few years time their junk would look like Cisco Adler`s. Not cool.
  73. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    are they serious? really, are they? I can`t bring myself to believe they`re serious.
  74. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    We`ve all done this. Just not with our four closest buddies around.
  75. Profile photo of BahamaBoy
    BahamaBoy Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    they are sooo effing gay
  76. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    why would they post this on youtube....
  77. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:17 am
    "We`ve all done this."

    I can assure that i never have lol...

    these guys = ghey
  78. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:29 am
    Didn`t Linford Christie start this craze years ago?
  79. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:20 am
    Are these the same guys to all humped the ottoman?
  80. Profile photo of weebazweebaz
    weebazweebaz Male 30-39
    76 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:46 am
    M.O.R.O.N.S.
  81. Profile photo of Little-Red
    Little-Red Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:40 am
    If this was a a group of `hot chicks` bouncing their bhoobs around im sure a lot less people would be saying `gay, morons, stupid, ew`
  82. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Style, grace, or for that respectable employment will not be exhibited or achieved with this group of dick for brains.
  83. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    their trousers defy gravity.
  84. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    i couldn`t avert my eyes. me thinks this works better with black guys though, right?
  85. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Will that was distrubing and unfashionable.
  86. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    you guys should watch timothydelaghetto`s review for this
  87. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    .....I.....need....brain bleach. Dear GOD.

    It disturbs me that they`re all definitely looking at each other`s crotches as this is going down.
  88. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Cannot.... un-see...cannot... u hear random gun sound
  89. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    This is what I would do...if I had a penis.
  90. Profile photo of lastrogue
    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    gay.....................
  91. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    Nope, not homoerotic at all.
  92. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    I had a classmate that would do this in the locker room singing "na na na na na na na na BATMAN!"
    I died laughing. every time. I was also amazed, because it had to go down half way to his knees.
  93. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Bunch of homos swinging their dicks around... Whop-Dee-Doo.
  94. Profile photo of Huanter
    Huanter Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:50 am
    Dam O_o
  95. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:09 am
    I bet they all had a good laugh after this and slapped asses. :P
  96. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:32 am
    After reading the comments- i`ve decided that my life will be significantly better if i DON`T watch this video. Thanks guys!
  97. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    0_o

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