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77 Responses to Dear Girl… I-A-B`s New Sex & Relationship Column

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Link: Dear Girl... I-A-B`s New Sex & Relationship Column - It`s the 1st edition of I-A-B`s new column--Dear Girl... It`s where all your sex & relationship problems are sorted.
  2. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Ah, the friend zone. How I loathe thee. Unlucky Aaron mate.
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    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    tl;dr
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Not bad for the first edition. Erin seems really cool and knowledgeable. So far, I like it.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Oooh let`s keep this going, I like it.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I couldn`t get Kenny Loggin`s "Highway to the Danger Zone" out of my head while reading this. Damn that Top Gun link!
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    How is that the friend zone? She just never liked him...
  8. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    also, that was higher quality advice than I thought it`d be. Cool stuff.
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    Kippran Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I really like the new column. In fact, I`ve already sent in a letter for next week.
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    raging_n Female 18-29
    10 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Psst, dryness in the lady regions can be due to medical reasons or due to a reaction to some contraceptive pills, she might like your moves just fine! :)
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I like this! `My friends` may find this really helpful...
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird.
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    iamthedog33 Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Hey it`s Aaron :) I`ve never actually bothered to make an account on this site but I do exist. Thanks for answering my letter.

    Anyway, update on the situation (if anyone cares, probably not), she does have a boyfriend, and she`s happy which is good I guess. IDK if they`ll break up, probably not, we`ll see... As for the prom we`re probably just going to be going as friends but that`s ok, there`s another girl showing obvious interest who I can probably pull at the after party anyway. I`ve sort of accepted I`m going to have to get over her though.

    And you think 16 is difficult, you don`t know the half of it... Thanks for answering my question though, I apreciatte it. I`ll make sure to get in there ASAP in the future.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    "I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird."

    Im in sock too
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    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    This is a pretty good idea, lol.
  16. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    ugh, this is turning into fanbox
  17. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    I was kinda hoping it would be a little funnier i suppose, and not so much about complicated 16 year old puppy love.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    correction, myyearbook included there also, both utter trainwrecks
  19. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    "And you think 16 is difficult, you don`t know the half of it..."

    I think most people on this site have been through something similar to you...
  20. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Why isn`t this funny?
  21. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Less info, more laughs.
  22. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I like the idea. I can do without it...
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    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    I like it. It`s nice and a tad funny and informative. No need to be rude to folks who are asking questions
  24. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2415 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    meh...its like a long version of mfl....
  25. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    this is fun. i like it. i hope the first guy goes for it. i was in the same situation and didn`t go for it, but i wish i had. GO FOR THE GOLD CHAMP!
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    tl;dr
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Personally on the last one, what girls do is act drunk and if they are rejected by the guy they act like it was the alcohol the next day, if there accepted then its all good!
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Thank god i`m not 16.
  29. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Hey Aaron, Andy here. Listen bro, I was in the EXACT same situation at your age. Actually, from about 14 to 23. She was my absolute best friend, and we confided everything in each other. I was in love with her from the start, and she knew it. I would make sure to voice how I felt, but never push her away.

    We ended up getting married in December of 2005. Just be patient, and always be her best friend. One way or another, things work out.
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    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    .... i was waiting for the punchline
  31. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Yeah, 16 sucks. I feel for you, Aaron.
  32. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    ok then...
    Are we getting horoscopes any time soon
    as any other cheap intent of online magazine?
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    HAHAHAHA That was hillarious!
    ROFLMAO!!!! Didn`t you guys get it?
    Went over your heads?...
    .....
    Okay, I didn`t get it either.
    What was funny about this?
  34. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Kind of weak...but who knows? I might want to test this service out in the future.
  35. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    This isn`t meant to be funny. It`s meant to be informative. That happens here, sometimes
  36. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    congrats shpook.
  37. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Hey Aaron, Will here.
    I agree with the Andy on the "staying friends" part, but you do not want to become a shoulder to cry on. When this next relationship ends, which it probably will, keep out of the emotional support arena. After a couple weeks aggressively go in for the kill. Also, I`d start looking for another date to the prom, just to let her know you`re not always gonna be there. Who knows, you might discover someone better for you.
  38. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Dear girl.. i f**kin hate you, you f**king c*nt whore. That is all.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Dear Isla.. offer to touch his weiner. That is all.
  40. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    I find it funny that a word document is used and then a screen shot taken of it.
  41. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    @ ZNaught

    No-one else does. Nothing is funny or interesting about this whatsoever.
  42. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    "I find it funny that a word document is used and then a screen shot taken of it. "

    If that`s funny to you, you must have a very boring sense of humor.
  43. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    keith2 "Dear Isla.. offer to touch his weiner. That is all."

    @keith2
    Did you just call it a "weiner?" What is this, fourth grade?

    Man-up my dear boy! Call it what it is! A penis!

    But wait! This is the internet you say? Then lets go all out! Balls to the wall! Rock out with your WHAT out!? Your C*CK out!

    That`s right! C*CK. I said it. I`ll go even further! It`s a big, fat, man-meaty, pulsating C*CK! And you don`t "just touch it" as you so plainly described. You grab that beast! You let him know you want it, and he`ll roar like the man he is! Let the World know!

    Seize the day!
  44. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Why was she so unnecessarily harsh to the dry vag guy? I didn`t think his letter was rude or conceited at all. Pretty bitchy..
  45. Profile photo of meter1060
    meter1060 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    "`I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird.`

    Im in sock too"

    Ah the ever elusive sock of the Internet.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    How come this is 18+ but the article is written for 16 year olds?
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    yup :-P astroglide
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Actually Aus, I think some care should be taken when contemplating a penis grab. It can lead to misunderstanding- that roar may well come out as a terrified squeak as the poor organ attempts to retreat from attention.
  49. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 12:40 am
    tl;dr
  50. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 2:21 am
    Wow. A useful, serious article on I-A-N. Have I fallen into some sort of parallel universe?
  51. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 2:25 am
    I think I`m too old for IAB. This is way too young for me.
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Same here wellsy, but I stick with it because its either that or counting the grey hairs.
  53. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 3:02 am
    lol
  54. Profile photo of xlnc14
    xlnc14 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:01 am
    +1 to iab for this section, kudos
  55. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:46 am
    I`m liking this- its like info-tainment! Another winner IAB!
  56. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:50 am
    Just sounds like a bunch of horny teenagers complaining about their failed sex lives. You don`t need a column to hear this BS every day. Just walk into a seven-11.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:12 am
    Really?...Really? I mean come on, this is painful
  58. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:27 am
    This is beyond horrid. For the love of god never do this again. Also, the "different vagina" is clearly a post-op tranny.
  59. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:36 am
    >>>/adv/
  60. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Good and healthy advice, I see nothing wrong here.
    I`m just waiting for the first "she has a tentacle, what do I do?" question.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:28 am
    sirrix, you have me dying in my cubicle with that comment
  62. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Wow, you guys are REALLY split on this issue, eh?
  63. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:19 am
    @sirrix: good, i`m not the only one who thought that.

    I like this new column, but what do I know? Also, keith, do grow up.
  64. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:27 am
    The first one was pooe advice ,what she should have said was "you are in the friend zone with this girl so give up!" Also ,this idea sucks in general and hopefully we don`t see it again .Love Mon.morning mailbag but yeah this sucks .
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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I like this post


    more more more
  66. Profile photo of timebestsong
    timebestsong Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
    opiebreath, are you that girl on intervention that was addicted to dustoff? you kind of look like her
  67. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Happy to help, y`all.
  68. Profile photo of rolandk
    rolandk Male 30-39
    19 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    actually one of the better relationship advice answers I have come across
  69. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Something tells me guy #2 hasn`t seen a lot of vagina. .
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    IAB has GOT to do something about the whiners on the comments, its getting ridiculous
  71. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    @vorpalsword: oh the irony...
  72. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    @vorpalsword: oh the irony...
  73. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    The 3 most important things a man can know about women (that does apply to 99% of women)

    1: women want a MAN...not a whiny little bitch(no matter how much she likes Justin bieber)

    2: Women want an older man (within reason of course)

    3: Women love to be chased after, but will not love the man chasing her.
  74. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Spocom: "Just sounds like a bunch of horny teenagers complaining about their failed sex lives."
    So I am to understand that you are a teenager who is NOT horny? What a boring life that must be for you....

    I don`t see what so many of you think is stupid about this. It may seem kinda awkward and silly but if Erin (?) helps someone then great. Obviously YOUR sex lives are just perfect--so be happy and let her help someone else.
  75. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:16 am
    @ zombieland

    i don`t know about the first two, but drat, number three is so true.
  76. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Reddit is looking mighty good at this point .
  77. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Dear girl,
    how do i meet women that don`t require a tip?
    is it possible to find love in the simplest terms without having to have a large
    wallet.
    life seems to be proving me wrong.. but then, i am a mean person.

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