Dear Girl... I-A-B`s New Sex & Relationship Column

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

It"s the 1st edition of I-A-B"s new column--Dear Girl... It"s where all your sex & relationship problems are sorted.
There are 77 comments:
Male 272
Dear girl,
how do i meet women that don`t require a tip?
is it possible to find love in the simplest terms without having to have a large
wallet.
life seems to be proving me wrong.. but then, i am a mean person.
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Female 864
Reddit is looking mighty good at this point .
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Female 119
@ zombieland

i don`t know about the first two, but drat, number three is so true.
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Female 331
Spocom: "Just sounds like a bunch of horny teenagers complaining about their failed sex lives."
So I am to understand that you are a teenager who is NOT horny? What a boring life that must be for you....

I don`t see what so many of you think is stupid about this. It may seem kinda awkward and silly but if Erin (?) helps someone then great. Obviously YOUR sex lives are just perfect--so be happy and let her help someone else.
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Male 418
The 3 most important things a man can know about women (that does apply to 99% of women)

1: women want a MAN...not a whiny little bitch(no matter how much she likes Justin bieber)

2: Women want an older man (within reason of course)

3: Women love to be chased after, but will not love the man chasing her.
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Male 1,297
@vorpalsword: oh the irony...
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Male 1,297
@vorpalsword: oh the irony...
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Male 1,452
IAB has GOT to do something about the whiners on the comments, its getting ridiculous
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Female 2,352
Something tells me guy #2 hasn`t seen a lot of vagina. .
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Male 19
actually one of the better relationship advice answers I have come across
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Male 210
Happy to help, y`all.
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Male 11
opiebreath, are you that girl on intervention that was addicted to dustoff? you kind of look like her
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Female 354
I like this post


more more more
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Female 864
The first one was pooe advice ,what she should have said was "you are in the friend zone with this girl so give up!" Also ,this idea sucks in general and hopefully we don`t see it again .Love Mon.morning mailbag but yeah this sucks .
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Male 1,240
@sirrix: good, i`m not the only one who thought that.

I like this new column, but what do I know? Also, keith, do grow up.
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Female 15,763
Wow, you guys are REALLY split on this issue, eh?
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Male 794
sirrix, you have me dying in my cubicle with that comment
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Male 467
Good and healthy advice, I see nothing wrong here.
I`m just waiting for the first "she has a tentacle, what do I do?" question.
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Male 2,703
>>>/adv/
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Male 210
This is beyond horrid. For the love of god never do this again. Also, the "different vagina" is clearly a post-op tranny.
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Male 1,365
Really?...Really? I mean come on, this is painful
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Female 708
Just sounds like a bunch of horny teenagers complaining about their failed sex lives. You don`t need a column to hear this BS every day. Just walk into a seven-11.
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Male 1,231
I`m liking this- its like info-tainment! Another winner IAB!
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Male 165
+1 to iab for this section, kudos
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Female 2,289
lol
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Male 8,300
Same here wellsy, but I stick with it because its either that or counting the grey hairs.
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Male 313
I think I`m too old for IAB. This is way too young for me.
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Male 187
Wow. A useful, serious article on I-A-N. Have I fallen into some sort of parallel universe?
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Male 1,354
tl;dr
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Female 8,056
Actually Aus, I think some care should be taken when contemplating a penis grab. It can lead to misunderstanding- that roar may well come out as a terrified squeak as the poor organ attempts to retreat from attention.
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Male 894
yup :-P astroglide
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Female 320
How come this is 18+ but the article is written for 16 year olds?
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Male 89
"`I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird.`

Im in sock too"

Ah the ever elusive sock of the Internet.
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Male 371
Why was she so unnecessarily harsh to the dry vag guy? I didn`t think his letter was rude or conceited at all. Pretty bitchy..
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Male 639
keith2 "Dear Isla.. offer to touch his weiner. That is all."

@keith2
Did you just call it a "weiner?" What is this, fourth grade?

Man-up my dear boy! Call it what it is! A penis!

But wait! This is the internet you say? Then lets go all out! Balls to the wall! Rock out with your WHAT out!? Your C*CK out!

That`s right! C*CK. I said it. I`ll go even further! It`s a big, fat, man-meaty, pulsating C*CK! And you don`t "just touch it" as you so plainly described. You grab that beast! You let him know you want it, and he`ll roar like the man he is! Let the World know!

Seize the day!
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Male 516
"I find it funny that a word document is used and then a screen shot taken of it. "

If that`s funny to you, you must have a very boring sense of humor.
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Male 349
@ ZNaught

No-one else does. Nothing is funny or interesting about this whatsoever.
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Male 351
I find it funny that a word document is used and then a screen shot taken of it.
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Male 2,591
Dear Isla.. offer to touch his weiner. That is all.
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Male 2,591
Dear girl.. i f**kin hate you, you f**king c*nt whore. That is all.
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Male 1,610
Hey Aaron, Will here.
I agree with the Andy on the "staying friends" part, but you do not want to become a shoulder to cry on. When this next relationship ends, which it probably will, keep out of the emotional support arena. After a couple weeks aggressively go in for the kill. Also, I`d start looking for another date to the prom, just to let her know you`re not always gonna be there. Who knows, you might discover someone better for you.
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Male 669
congrats shpook.
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Male 1,958
This isn`t meant to be funny. It`s meant to be informative. That happens here, sometimes
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Male 1,351
Kind of weak...but who knows? I might want to test this service out in the future.
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Male 39,931
HAHAHAHA That was hillarious!
ROFLMAO!!!! Didn`t you guys get it?
Went over your heads?...
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Okay, I didn`t get it either.
What was funny about this?
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Male 551
ok then...
Are we getting horoscopes any time soon
as any other cheap intent of online magazine?
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Male 493
Yeah, 16 sucks. I feel for you, Aaron.
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Female 171
.... i was waiting for the punchline
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Male 67
Hey Aaron, Andy here. Listen bro, I was in the EXACT same situation at your age. Actually, from about 14 to 23. She was my absolute best friend, and we confided everything in each other. I was in love with her from the start, and she knew it. I would make sure to voice how I felt, but never push her away.

We ended up getting married in December of 2005. Just be patient, and always be her best friend. One way or another, things work out.
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Male 657
Thank god i`m not 16.
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Male 25,416
Personally on the last one, what girls do is act drunk and if they are rejected by the guy they act like it was the alcohol the next day, if there accepted then its all good!
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Male 5,194
tl;dr
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Male 214
this is fun. i like it. i hope the first guy goes for it. i was in the same situation and didn`t go for it, but i wish i had. GO FOR THE GOLD CHAMP!
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2,844
meh...its like a long version of mfl....
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Female 209
I like it. It`s nice and a tad funny and informative. No need to be rude to folks who are asking questions
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Male 1,958
I like the idea. I can do without it...
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Male 343
Less info, more laughs.
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Female 248
Why isn`t this funny?
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Male 509
"And you think 16 is difficult, you don`t know the half of it..."

I think most people on this site have been through something similar to you...
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Male 2,160
correction, myyearbook included there also, both utter trainwrecks
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Female 3,828
I was kinda hoping it would be a little funnier i suppose, and not so much about complicated 16 year old puppy love.
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Male 2,160
ugh, this is turning into fanbox
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Female 349
This is a pretty good idea, lol.
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Male 15,510
"I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird."

Im in sock too
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Male 1
Hey it`s Aaron :) I`ve never actually bothered to make an account on this site but I do exist. Thanks for answering my letter.

Anyway, update on the situation (if anyone cares, probably not), she does have a boyfriend, and she`s happy which is good I guess. IDK if they`ll break up, probably not, we`ll see... As for the prom we`re probably just going to be going as friends but that`s ok, there`s another girl showing obvious interest who I can probably pull at the after party anyway. I`ve sort of accepted I`m going to have to get over her though.

And you think 16 is difficult, you don`t know the half of it... Thanks for answering my question though, I apreciatte it. I`ll make sure to get in there ASAP in the future.
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Male 2,440
I`m surprised that a person on the internet is giving such good advice for once. Weird.
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Male 1,148
I like this! `My friends` may find this really helpful...
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Female 10
Psst, dryness in the lady regions can be due to medical reasons or due to a reaction to some contraceptive pills, she might like your moves just fine! :)
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Male 47
I really like the new column. In fact, I`ve already sent in a letter for next week.
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Male 848
also, that was higher quality advice than I thought it`d be. Cool stuff.
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Male 848
How is that the friend zone? She just never liked him...
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Female 934
I couldn`t get Kenny Loggin`s "Highway to the Danger Zone" out of my head while reading this. Damn that Top Gun link!
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Female 15,763
Oooh let`s keep this going, I like it.
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Female 4,447
Not bad for the first edition. Erin seems really cool and knowledgeable. So far, I like it.
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Male 274
tl;dr
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Male 4,290
Ah, the friend zone. How I loathe thee. Unlucky Aaron mate.
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Male 20,917
Link: Dear Girl... I-A-B`s New Sex & Relationship Column [Rate Link] - It`s the 1st edition of I-A-B`s new column--Dear Girl... It`s where all your sex & relationship problems are sorted.
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