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Date: 05/05/10 12:33 PM

75 Responses to Damn You, Hollywood And Your CGI! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Link: Damn You, Hollywood And Your CGI! - Don`t not click into this link if you want the magic of movies ruined for you forever...
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    That`s cool
  3. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    oooooold news
  4. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    but still cool
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    We are so close to replace the real life actors entirely.. forever
  6. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    coolness
  7. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Anglemassb: "We are so close to replace the real life actors entirely.. forever"

    And this is bad because, ...? Have you ever seen what these people make? It`s ridiculous!
  8. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    not ruined.. enlightened. :)
  9. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Um, yeah? Is this supposed to be something we didn`t already know? As if anyone thought the sea monsters were actors with a ton of fancy makeup?
  10. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    That one guy on the bottom right looks better in the second picture.
  11. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I think this movie would have been a heck of a lot better if the actors had always been shown as they appear in the first photo.
  12. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Pretty awesome
  13. Profile photo of lolroflmao
    lolroflmao Female 13-17
    41 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    wow, the actors are ugly.
  14. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Those are some fugly dudes.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Thats so cool, but so true! Still awesome link! Congrats to the poster!
  16. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    @fiizok I agree
  17. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    the cgi in that movie is insanely high budget
  18. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    wow i knew this already
  19. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    I prefer the top pic, the movie was utter rubbish. Worst cinema experience I ever suffered.
  20. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    why does the black guy has to be the ugly one??? ;-/
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    lol because the rest are just so good looking
  22. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    no, they wouldn`t have felt stupid at all doing all the filming dressed like that...
  23. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    And so they`re supposed to act tough against the people in the cool-looking costumes. Must have taken a lot of imagination.
  24. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    look at the two-pack on guy left
  25. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    naw, it doesn`t ruin it for me, it just answers some of the technical questions.
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    I love it. Soon we`ll ditch the actors and it will be a golden age for cinema.
  27. Profile photo of appledoc
    appledoc Male 50-59
    28 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    DAMN! You mean... Hollywood isn`t REAL!?! :o

    Sorry, but I got so involved in trying to parse the grammar of the caption that I guess I just forgot to be bowled over by the pic. But hey, it`s rated 3.6 stars, so I guess that the easily impressed are... easily impressed.
  28. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I like the frequency of people saying these are "stupid costumes".....MoCap systems people....alot of your favorite movies and characters have been sing them for a while now...Golum was full mocap....Avatar Nav`i....Obviously this...Insult it all you want but this is how all your great movies are made....Hell even the last fight scene in matrix 3, thats not actors on wires anymore, those were full CG and MoCap projects
  29. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    "why does the black guy has to be the ugly one???"
    There seem to be very few examples of quality african facial builds. Most people in the range of animation seem to be white or asian, and work mostly on white or asian faces. Like, if you see a black face in a video game its usually the same bone structure as a white character, just with darker skin.

    It`s pretty annoying.
  30. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    ..That must be why I consider the black guy to be the only one that isn`t horribly misshapen and repulsive. Must be it.
  31. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Well. Duh.
  32. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    wait, so they weren`t actually sea people!?!
  33. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Doesnt ruin it, makes me appreciate it more, actually....
  34. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    That musta seemed pretty silly to somebody who didn`t know what was going on.
  35. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    It`s probably boring for the actors...
  36. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    I wanna get hold of one of those and do the Truffle Shuffle...
  37. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I knew about this for a few years now...
  38. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    anyone who actually thought that was makeup is a dumbass
  39. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    do you think anyone got wet in this flick?...burt lancaster was in water more times than flipper...HE wasnt afraid of catchin a cold...pish!
  40. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    nonamewillfi: That musta seemed pretty silly to somebody who didn`t know what was going on.

    yeah all those people walking round on the film set of pirates of the caribbean without knowing what was goin on.. must have been loads of them >.>
  41. Profile photo of majornougat
    majornougat Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    OMFG! a black dude AND a ginger? like in the SAME PICTURE? OMG IMB WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THIS BEFORE BED?
  42. Profile photo of Scr1bblz
    Scr1bblz Male 13-17
    25 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    3rd guy from the left is trying too hard to not get a boner :-P
  43. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    O.O
  44. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Damn it! You mean Bill Nighy doesn`t actually have slimy tentacles protruding from his face wiggling about in a slightly provocative manner? All of my dreams of sweet, sweet tentacle-faced lovin` are now dashed. Damn you, Fancylad! *shakes fist*
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    i love how these guys actually look like their characters... you can see the dude in the monster. that`s just good casting/cg work
  46. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    MOCAPs everywhere!
  47. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    All of my dreams of sweet, sweet tentacle-faced lovin` are now dashed.
    The sad thing is... For some people, this isn`t just a joke...
  48. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    Wait, this was COMPUTERIZED???!!!!
  49. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    All of my dreams of sweet, sweet tentacle-faced lovin` are now dashed.

    The sad thing is... For some people, this isn`t just a joke...

    SHE WAS JOKING?!?!
  50. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    SHE WAS JOKING?!?!

    I hope so...

    Though I`d probably die laughing if she wasn`t.
  51. Profile photo of Themeister
    Themeister Female 13-17
    17 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    The actual process of creating those things IS the magic. It`s friggin` incredible.
  52. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Well, that sure takes a huge cut out of the makeup dept...
  53. Profile photo of gshockx21
    gshockx21 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Yeah, I saw the behind the scenes of this on the DVD and it amazed me to find out that that the only makeup involved was a little around Bill Nighy`s (Davy Jones) eye and mouth since he has a lot of closeups. I thought they would at least be wearing some props like the octopus beard for Davy Jones but nope, everything is CG and physics based.
  54. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Must be hard to act properly when you`re dressed like crash-test dummies!
  55. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:06 am
    thats pretty cool
  56. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:19 am
    Token!
  57. Profile photo of jaysunn
    jaysunn Male 30-39
    24 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:35 am
    What? The ape is real?
  58. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:42 am
    awww thats not right. I meant that in the best way. Tokens make me hott, cuz i know their getting paid. ;P
  59. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 1:49 am
    lol one black guy.
  60. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 2:11 am
    WTF? You mean they`re not real human-fish hybrids? My whole world just came tumbling down.
  61. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 3:58 am
    My universe has been shattered..
  62. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:09 am
    I watched this whole thing on how they made avatar, it was really cool. i think about how they made it all the time when i watch movies.

    " thats a hand double, jack`s really dying in a nice warm pool of water, thats really an asian stunt person with white make up and a wig on, most of friends was filmed in LA,thats a husky not a wolf, etc." drives people crazy.
  63. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:25 am
    "SHE WAS JOKING?!?!


    I hope so...

    Though I`d probably die laughing if she wasn`t."

    You know, I was going to make a smartass reply indicating that I might not be joking, but it`s only 9:30 in the morning here, and that`s too early to have a murder under my belt. I haven`t even had coffee yet.
  64. Profile photo of AussieDrew
    AussieDrew Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Haha I actually quite like these guys standing around in their suits. I`d have heaps of fun doing that!
  65. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:04 am
    omfg noooo!!!

    Dx
  66. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Hahaha, they look a little less fearsome without the CG. No wonder Jack was always so calm.
  67. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 11:09 am
    omfg! Shopped!

    ..Lol just had to...
  68. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    "omfg! Shopped!

    ..Lol just had to..."

    No, you didn`t.
  69. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    The black guy is further to the right on the bottom than he is on the top. Something is fishy about this...
  70. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    The first one reminds me a lot of the old Star Tref episodes...
  71. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Still have yet to see how this ruined movies forever.
  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 3:59 am
    awwww D:
  73. Profile photo of theJayCub
    theJayCub Male 13-17
    45 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Yeah, I saw something like this in the extras of this movie.
  74. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    What? You really thought that Disney found someone with an octopus for a head and cast him as Davy Jones?

    "What luck! He has tentacles and everything!! Get his attention before he squirts ink at us!"

    Really, people.
  75. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Aha, Daveyjones`s outfit is baggy but fatty behind him is skin tight :O

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