I don`t know whether to hope that someone put her pictures up as a joke or not. It`d be horribly mean, but at the same time I`m crossing my fingers that that is the case.
its not even that shes fat. its that her fat is fatter than her chest and her butt. the only thing she can do in the club is the "booty-do" cuz her belly definitely sticks out more than her booty do
well... normally id say hey lay off the fat jokes. but this fatty has obviously been told "beauty is on the inside" one too many times. Definitely, good luck.
oh my gobb. you`d think people wanting people super model status would be super model status themselves. but hey you cant get gold wishing for silver.. or in her case you cant get the bakery if you only order a donut.
I LOVE making fun of the stuff I see on this site, but am I the only one who really hopes this person doesn`t find this page? After reading through 3 pages of comments I went from laughing to giggles to sad... we`re a mean bunch.
I wanna reply to her ad and be like. "I`m sick of Skinny girls, Nice girls and hot girls that keep emailing me!, I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures. I love giving women rides in my double wide mercedes and I enjoy spending all my money on a pretentious bitch, if you fit the above criteria you need to slooowww dowwn and snap back into reality"
Ha even if the model were bling and did find some way to contact her wouldnt they begin to worry when they cant wrap their arms around her yet alone one arm
She`s gonna be lucky to find a man that can afford the Captain`s Platter at Captain D`s and a double wide. Does 6 figures refer to the number of fat rolls?
robosnitz, from the looks of your picture, you`re one of those fat beer drinking hogs that would tap anything with a vagina. So think twice next time you call someone a pig.
Well, at least she was honest enough to post the picture of her in the water. The others are all extremely angled, so a man might not have known ALL of what he was getting into. Assuming anyone who fit those criteria would every be interested in a girl with an attitude like that in the first place, that is.
Usually such hugely pretentious people are weeded out and beaten down to size while in the confines of a high school `hierarchy`. So I`m going to assume she was home-schooled, because the idea of any kid higher up than "social outcast" throwing away the chance to ridicule her is so mind-blowingly miniscule that there`s really no reason to even consider it.
Which brings me to the point: How the f*ck did her parents manage to raise such a dumb b*tch?! ESPECIALLY with her (apparent) access to the internet? I`m sorry, but I`ve gotta call some shenanigans up in this craigslist post - this can`t be real.
Or at least, that`s the solution I`m going (to lie to myself) with. Because I`m not ready to let my faith in humanity fall that far yet.
LOL at the peeps defending her. It`s the internet. Either she knew there`d be responses like this, or she should have. The internet didn`t change anyone, it just let them speak without consequences.
Social nicities that exist only because of fear of reprisal are worthless to begin with.
She reminds me of my mom`s former friend, mother to 5 kids, each with a different father (except the twins, though 1 of the twins is no longer alive and the other is brain dead :/). The youngest 2 (one just under 2 years old and the other only a few months old) she doesn`t even know who the father is. And she makes posts on her fb with things like "I wants a HOT man who treats me nice and makes a lot of money" etc. x_X
she is not looking for a relationship. she is looking for a free ride so she can sit on her lazy ass all day while someone else pays for everything she has ever wanted and treat her like she is the center of the universe. if someone like her cant be a productive part of society, i dont want them here.
Wait for me my dear, for now I shall set my profession`s ship`s sails to the isles of the litigation arts, so as to be worthy of you. Patience my sweet one...may there be enough krill in sea to keep you satiated till my return...
ah stop look at the wooly armpit on her very bad a proper haircut, a full shave of the armpit, and a change in her attitude and she might find a man to date.
This should read: "I`m looking for a man, possibly a plastic model, who can recognize at least figures. I can spell "BMW" and have been run over by a Mercedes and a few sports cars.I enjoy being taken out of my cage and slammed into a concrete column like a Princess...."
I think she is shooting way above her limits. Its a one in a million chance that she will actually get what she wants. She would have better luck playing the lotto. :P LOL
@Righteous-X I would agree if not for the fact that most transexuals are hot because their bodies are sculpted by surgeons, which is clearly not the case here. In her case however, I do believe, god was just being a dick.
how, reasonable. the art of "aiming low" at it`s finest. The stars tell me, Mr. Right is about show up at your doorstep on his pink unicorn to take you with him to his kingdom of all the fairies. keep reaching for the stars. Yes you can!
You know, not all fat people are ugly. I think she`s actually cute in the face; however, her body type is simply atrocious. There are women out there who are overweight and still have curves and can still look good in clothes. This woman looks like the fork impregnated her. She probably wouldn`t look so bad if it weren`t for the way her body is shaped.
REGARDLESS of this though, whether she`s pretty or not, acting like that surely won`t get her a man. Hell, I`m overweight and I have a hard enough time getting guys, and I act like a normal human being with normal standards! Good luck, woman that likes to fornicate with forks. :)
"At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work..."
You`re a fool if you think it`s the only way to "score" a decent girl. It doesn`t hurt though.
At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work...
what a surprise, pychgeek is sticking up for the delusional fatty. its the same story everytime people on here make fun of a fat girl who thinks shes hot.
People that say "beauty is on the inside" are clearly not thinking straight. Look at this bird right, now pretend she had the best personality ever. Would you sleep with her? Would you drat! Ok now take a hit chick that is a complete bat mouth, would you sleep with her? Sure you would, you`d just ignore her or put a salami in her mouth. Personality balanced against looks is what makes a good partner, not just personality. Obviously if you are a dirty tramp like the bird above then you need to lower your standards considerably in order to find someone that finds you "attractive". "Attractive" being a measure of how willing to put up with the shortcomings you have in either the looks or personality dept the person interested in you is.
Unfortunately, the one-night stands with hot, rich guys do only come to rail-thin, big-busted, platinum-blond, super-model women. (For the record, I by no means fit that category.) I really doubt she`d find happiness with one of those guys, anyway. They tend to be shallow, and move from one girl to the next without a thought. She can do much better with one of those "pansies"...at least they`d really treat her like a lady.
well if she is allowed to want a model who drives a bmw and makes 6 figures, then i`m allowed to want a girl that looks decent and takes care of her body. :)
I am tired of seeing people saying we need to stop being so mean to morbidly obese people, and that the problem in our society is that we are mean to them and don`t accept them for who they are. No the problem in our society is that it IS now acceptable to be a morbidly obese drain on society, to be on disability because you are to fat to walk more than 10 feet. THAT is what is wrong with out country.
..kill it with fiar. @everyone who`s bitching about ppl calling her fat, you don`t seem to get that if someone doesnt turn you on, or float your boat, you cant find them "beautiful". you may say beauty is on the inside, but thats only half the story, because a whole person isnt just inside of them, but they have an outside too.
for those of you who are still wanting to stand up on your soap box, please exit this comment section and join the politically correct contributers on the bp oil spill post. this section is not meant for the humor impared.
[quote]But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.[/quote]
If she was hot, it would make more sense for her to be advertising herself as an expensive prostitute. Although it wouldn`t actually work because expensive prostitutes need style, class and charisma, none of which she has. If she had enough of those, she might make it as an expensive prostitute.
""Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel"
yes...yes we would!"
No, you wouldn`t. There`s a hierarchy of attractiveness, or maybe a caste system, according to the IAB commenters, where you can only want someone of your own status.
Anyways, nobody knows whether or not this girl is a model earning 6 figures (although if she was a 6 ifgure earning model, somebody would know her), give it a break.
If someone says "I want someone Hot! You better be hot enough!" they are pretty much asking for their own appearance to be criticized. If someone is going to care so much about everyone else`s looks, isn`t it hypocritical of that person to not like her appearance criticized?
don`t any of the "pro-fattie" people realize that iab loves to post this kind of stuff, knowing everyone will say funny harsh things, and those things will in turn offend someone, who will find themselves morally obligated to defend said "picked upon pitiful person", thus creating lots of comments, views, and controversy, which looks good on paper to potential advertisers. lighten up....you can`t save the world....and use my motto: if you can`t laugh at yourself.....make fun of someone else.
"So because she`s not stereotypically "pretty" we should all pet her on the head and tell her it`s okay to be so shallow?"
Not at all. I agree with the comments saying that she is being shallow and that she is definitely looking for guys "out of her league". I`m just tired of seeing the same old immature, cruel comments about someone`s appearance.
I`m not a skinny person. I`m fat. I`m unattractive. I know this. I also know that a model who makes six figures and can treat me like her boy toy is out of my league. You have to be realistic, people. There is someone out there for her, but I doubt it will be a model who makes six figures and can treat her like a princess.
Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel. Any one of us could have an unflattering/humorous picture taken at a party and then find that picture posted on the internet, with people making incredibly rude comments. I`m just overwhelmed by the harshness.
@PsychGeek, she`s still ugly on the inside. Stupid men might go for a hot girl with the same ugly personality, but that doesn`t mean this girl`s personality is okay.
I actually don`t care about weight. I think she`s actually kinda cute. I just think her personality is disgusting and she sounds like a pretentious bitch. "i like mercedes and want to be treated like a princess". Get the f*ck over yourself. I hate thin chicks that act like that as well. Think that just because they throw up every meal and fake bake themselves that they suddenly deserve to be treated like they are a queen. You don`t deserve special treatment just because you`re "pretty".
first of all, my bunny kicks your bunny`s ass. so ha!
secondly, a joke can all too easily turn into something much more viscous, and these comments represent a large problem in our society. now, i`ll agree that her personality, assuming this is real, needs a LOT of work. and no, she`s not stunningly gorgeous. but the comments about her looks were just unnecessary and reflect our views toward the overweight/obese in American society. i just think it`s a shame.
@p-geek get over yourself. this is iab....we come here to have fun and joke. its a joke, the fat girls a joke. if you feel so strongly about the fat discrimination issue start a therapy group or picket ice cream sales at your local grocery store. and as far as my age i earned every wrinkle and gray hair i have. p.s. my bunny could beat your bunny anytime heres a link for what i think of cute bunnies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWaE_7pLhfg&feature=related
Somebody has been spoiled rotten and handed a huge plate of entitlement with zero discipline leading to a huge lack of self control and unrealistic expectations. But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.
Eh, it has nothing to do with her looks, she has an ugly personality (if it is her who posted the ad). If it was a drop dead gorgeous blonde chick, I`d feel the same way, but sadly there would probably be a lineup for a girl like that, even with such hideous standards. >_O
@ Sock 1122: no, she should NOT shut her face! some of the comments toward this woman have been cruel and completely unwarranted. it doesn`t matter if she posted this ad or not (for all we know, this may have been a prank someone pulled on her), she doesn`t deserve the awful remarks people are making.
1)whats on the floor/counter in pic 1? 2)what kind of make up won`t smudge at all during a shower in pic 3? 3)what girl looking for a 6 figure earning, hot model, that drives a bmw, doesn`t clean up her laundry before taking a pic (pic 4) 4)why isn`t anyone helping the beached whale in pic 2?
woooow.. you people are harsh. she`s not *that* bad. def not on a par with the ke$ha girl. ok, if you put yourself on the internet like that then expect a little bit of teasing but really? there`s a whole fetish around big girls :-/ it`s a stupid ad from a girl who obviously needs to get her priorities in check but hardly needs eye bleach, the shower pic (thankfully, i admit) doesn`t even show anything.. sheesh!
Raokin "I feel sorry for her. This is bad, but does she deserve to be ridiculed all over the internet because she posted one absurd personal ad on craigslist?"
@Raokin the only way she will learn to either do something about her standards or her size is if people tell her just how wrong she is with her way of thinking
after seeing this, i want to shoot heroin in both my eyes and slit my wrists. this girl is delusional. the only way she will ever get the one "hot enough" for her is if the guy who could stand her would set himself on fire.
The Scary part wa sI used to know a girl who thought the same way as this girl, she changed her tune as soon as her daddy booted her ass out the house and made her get a real job no she is married to a "everyday" guy with a kid, some people just needs a swift does of reality
Oh my god, I think I know her. She looks like a friend I had in middle school who was pretty much an attention whore and overweight. I`m going to die laughing if it is her.
There is somebody out there for everybody. I`m sure there is a model who makes 6 figures and who drives a Mercedes who is looking for this woman.
drating LOL! Good one!
That`s mean, but I laughed.
i just woke up the entire neighborhood upon reading the word `walrus`.
...Plus the big ones do way more stuff ^.^
nom nom nom
ROFLMAO! XD WIN!
- YES! Probably second best reply, next to frenchroast`s.
Do it man! Do it and see what happens! :D
"I`m sick of Skinny girls, Nice girls and hot girls that keep emailing me!, I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures. I love giving women rides in my double wide mercedes and I enjoy spending all my money on a pretentious bitch, if you fit the above criteria you need to slooowww dowwn and snap back into reality"
Ha even if the model were bling and did find some way to contact her wouldnt they begin to worry when they cant wrap their arms around her yet alone one arm
If by sports you means trans-oceanic shipping and by car you mean a ULCC (Ultra Large Crude Carrier) then yes!
This is like shooting fish in a barrel. This is too easy.
six figures and a model huh? I guess she likes the way the hot rich ones taste when she NOMS them....
~~~"Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!"
QFT.~~~
+1
Which brings me to the point: How the f*ck did her parents manage to raise such a dumb b*tch?! ESPECIALLY with her (apparent) access to the internet? I`m sorry, but I`ve gotta call some shenanigans up in this craigslist post - this can`t be real.
Or at least, that`s the solution I`m going (to lie to myself) with. Because I`m not ready to let my faith in humanity fall that far yet.
I don`t have a parachute.
QFT.
Is it the fact that I don`t beat around the bush as far as my weight goes, or was it the "you`d need a six figure job to feed her" part of my post?
If it was the latter, your love is misplaced, as I was only quoting OldOllie.
idk, I think she might be really pretty if she`d just SMILE. But even a smile can`t improve that princess attitude.
> This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85
You realize these days that is over 50% of the population?
Regarding that stupid, hunk of insignificant metal protruding through your lip...
Was that a work related accident or did you do that on purpose?
See, you posted it on the Net; isn`t this fun?
Social nicities that exist only because of fear of reprisal are worthless to begin with.
There would only be a handful of people left :-/
Has the internet made people better...
OR WORSE?
LOLZ! That`s a good one!
Cue the music! "to dream, the impossible dream..."
bahahahahahaha
Oh wait, he`d have to be fork lift trained to pick her up and a blind person can`t operate one of those.. my bad
LOL.
Beggars can`t be choosers, you know? >_>;
HAHAHA. I`m sorry, I know I`m a fat chick, but this girl is so pretentious that I feel no guilt in laughing at that.
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F you!
very bad
a proper haircut, a full shave of the armpit, and a change in her attitude and she might find a man to date.
> this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid
I see you haven`t been on the internet very long.
less is more
You have too much faith in the human race.
The stars tell me, Mr. Right is about show up at your doorstep on his pink unicorn to take you with him to his kingdom of all the fairies.
keep reaching for the stars. Yes you can!
A think a Hummer may be her best bet"
Without a roof it is
damn, i hope thats a joke. what human would want to go out with that thing.
She looks like a ballooned up redneck prostitute
A think a Hummer may be her best bet
REGARDLESS of this though, whether she`s pretty or not, acting like that surely won`t get her a man. Hell, I`m overweight and I have a hard enough time getting guys, and I act like a normal human being with normal standards! Good luck, woman that likes to fornicate with forks. :)
You`re a fool if you think it`s the only way to "score" a decent girl.
It doesn`t hurt though.
or maybe there are just too many of these types around.
At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work...
This girl needs to get a wake-up call.
Dear, you`re fat as hell and you`re (probably) devoid of any meaningful talent/skill to make it in society on your own.
Which is why you`re in need of some rich guy to sustain you.
What can you offer in return, instead of being a hideous, spoiled, little brat?
Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!! of what she looks like, her attitude and completely stinking high opinion of herself will mean she`ll never find a man.
What the drat is irregardless?
More like, "please shag with care"
Irregardless of your opinion i will say what I want.
Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
Uhhhhhhhhh...duh.
Its Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!!
Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
If she looked like a supermodel, she wouldn`t post an ad like this. Fit women don`t lie to themselves the way fat women do.
but i am old and immature....i have nothing else to do. admit it i made you chuckle at least once!
let it go, man. just let it go.
If she was hot, it would make more sense for her to be advertising herself as an expensive prostitute. Although it wouldn`t actually work because expensive prostitutes need style, class and charisma, none of which she has. If she had enough of those, she might make it as an expensive prostitute.
yes...yes we would!"
No, you wouldn`t. There`s a hierarchy of attractiveness, or maybe a caste system, according to the IAB commenters, where you can only want someone of your own status.
Anyways, nobody knows whether or not this girl is a model earning 6 figures (although if she was a 6 ifgure earning model, somebody would know her), give it a break.
In that case, I wouldn`t care, actually.
if you can`t laugh at yourself.....make fun of someone else.
yes...yes we would!
Not at all. I agree with the comments saying that she is being shallow and that she is definitely looking for guys "out of her league". I`m just tired of seeing the same old immature, cruel comments about someone`s appearance.
heres another if that one offended your sense of morality...bunnies n flowers oh my!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEQVgyNz88
first of all, my bunny kicks your bunny`s ass. so ha!
secondly, a joke can all too easily turn into something much more viscous, and these comments represent a large problem in our society. now, i`ll agree that her personality, assuming this is real, needs a LOT of work. and no, she`s not stunningly gorgeous. but the comments about her looks were just unnecessary and reflect our views toward the overweight/obese in American society. i just think it`s a shame.
get over yourself. this is iab....we come here to have fun and joke. its a joke, the fat girls a joke. if you feel so strongly about the fat discrimination issue start a therapy group or picket ice cream sales at your local grocery store. and as far as my age i earned every wrinkle and gray hair i have.
p.s. my bunny could beat your bunny anytime
heres a link for what i think of cute bunnies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWaE_7pLhfg&feature=related
But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.
you have the maturity level of a 15-year-old teenage boy. congrats. i would have expected better of you, considering your age.
why don`t you try growing up a bit? all the cool kids are doing it.
Until she opens her mouth and whines about what she deserves. ... That and her make up is unforgivable
fat = funny
fat, funny + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
A woman, no matter how beautiful she is now, is depreciating in value as she ages.
A wealthy man who probably has many investments and such increases in value as time goes on.
Why then, should he invest so much time and effort in you anyway? :P Especially if you`re a shallow b*tch lmao.
Frankly, I think a lot of the people on here are acting far more disgusting than this girl.
2)what kind of make up won`t smudge at all during a shower in pic 3?
3)what girl looking for a 6 figure earning, hot model, that drives a bmw, doesn`t clean up her laundry before taking a pic (pic 4)
4)why isn`t anyone helping the beached whale in pic 2?
@raokin
fat = funny
fat + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
you are absolutely right, a good beating stick does the job much better! remember everybody, when dealing with fat people pain>humiliation.
But I`m not interested. I`d join green peace if I wanted to help whales.
Well, I guess it can`t hurt to ask! Just don`t hold your breath Princess...
Hey we`re all allowed to express ourselves.
Yes, this may possibly bring her down to earth.
Ive got a better idea, send her to africa, and THEN kill her with fire. You know, she could probably feed an entire village for a week.
Erm, I will be once I get under the covers with all that blubber.
@Cobrakiller, yeah not a Nightmare you can`t wake up from.