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Date: 05/23/10 12:06 PM

297 Responses to Craigslist: Girl Still Hasn`t Found Right One [Pic

  1. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    oh god ew
  2. Profile photo of JuanWayne
    JuanWayne Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    The only man that could treat this whale right is a fisherman.
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Wow I really hope this is a joke...
  4. Profile photo of MDewFiend
    MDewFiend Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    ralph
  5. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    how can you look that that and still have that attitude?
  6. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    well....at least she has confidence...
  7. Profile photo of thinkbig1224
    thinkbig1224 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Wow... that beach pic is just so hot.
  8. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I don`t anyone is "hot enought" to do...that.
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Wow, that is um.......wow.
  10. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Damn, no Mercedes, guess that puts me out of the running.
  11. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Oh my god, I think I know her. She looks like a friend I had in middle school who was pretty much an attention whore and overweight. I`m going to die laughing if it is her.
  12. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Nothing wrong with aiming high.
  13. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Why would she take a picture of herself in the shower? :-(
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    im sorry, but to land a dream you have to be a dream.
  15. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    oh god...
  16. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Wow what a materialistic ugly girl.
  17. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    fake
  18. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Big girls need love to but geez.... This bar is set in outer space.
  19. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    o_o i just threw up a lil in my mouth looking at those pictures. well at least she doesnt have to worry about getting raped by craiglisters.
  20. Profile photo of krieg_fox
    krieg_fox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Well at least she has high self esteem
  21. Profile photo of crax
    crax Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
  22. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    The Scary part wa sI used to know a girl who thought the same way as this girl, she changed her tune as soon as her daddy booted her ass out the house and made her get a real job no she is married to a "everyday" guy with a kid, some people just needs a swift does of reality
  23. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Lmao has to be a joke.
  24. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    "Hope you are hot enough!"

    Erm, I will be once I get under the covers with all that blubber.

    @Cobrakiller, yeah not a Nightmare you can`t wake up from.
  25. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

    Ive got a better idea, send her to africa, and THEN kill her with fire. You know, she could probably feed an entire village for a week.
  26. Profile photo of muzloviti
    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Can not be unseen.
  27. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    I feel sorry for her. This is bad, but does she deserve to be ridiculed all over the internet because she posted one absurd personal ad on craigslist?
  28. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    after seeing this, i want to shoot heroin in both my eyes and slit my wrists. this girl is delusional. the only way she will ever get the one "hot enough" for her is if the guy who could stand her would set himself on fire.
  29. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    @raokin: YES
  30. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Yeah, fat girls may need love too, but they gotta pay!
  31. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    I see craigslist ads like this all the time around here (New Mexico) Its disturbing....
  32. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    @Raokin the only way she will learn to either do something about her standards or her size is if people tell her just how wrong she is with her way of thinking
  33. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Oh dear- no chance of her being happy with a nice chap who loves her, likes her and makes her laugh then!
  34. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1300 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Reminds me of this song by Stephen Lynch: http://tinyurl.com/df7t94
  35. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    @xhaseox I agree, but comments like "I want to gouge my eyes out" or "Kill it with fire" aren`t necessary to accomplish that.
  36. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    *bbblluurgghhhh* CHUNDERED Evrywar!
  37. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Raokin "I feel sorry for her. This is bad, but does she deserve to be ridiculed all over the internet because she posted one absurd personal ad on craigslist?"

    Yes, this may possibly bring her down to earth.
  38. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    @Raokin

    Hey we`re all allowed to express ourselves.
  39. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Troll.
  40. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    WOOF! Dat dere is some UGLY!
    Well, I guess it can`t hurt to ask! Just don`t hold your breath Princess...
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    She just described ME as her perfect man!

    But I`m not interested. I`d join green peace if I wanted to help whales.
  42. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    haha what a disgusting person, inside and out
  43. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    "aren`t necessary to accomplish that"

    you are absolutely right, a good beating stick does the job much better! remember everybody, when dealing with fat people pain>humiliation.
  44. Profile photo of Dorkette86
    Dorkette86 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    woooow.. you people are harsh. she`s not *that* bad. def not on a par with the ke$ha girl. ok, if you put yourself on the internet like that then expect a little bit of teasing but really? there`s a whole fetish around big girls :-/ it`s a stupid ad from a girl who obviously needs to get her priorities in check but hardly needs eye bleach, the shower pic (thankfully, i admit) doesn`t even show anything.. sheesh!
  45. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    gawd I hate people like that.
  46. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    1)whats on the floor/counter in pic 1?
    2)what kind of make up won`t smudge at all during a shower in pic 3?
    3)what girl looking for a 6 figure earning, hot model, that drives a bmw, doesn`t clean up her laundry before taking a pic (pic 4)
    4)why isn`t anyone helping the beached whale in pic 2?


    @raokin
    fat = funny
    fat + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
    fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Wow, so shallow!
  48. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    I do not EVER want to hear a fat girl call me shallow again when I wont give her my number..."Hope you`re hot enough" ?!?! Really?
  49. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Bwahahaha slut.
  50. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I mean, if she was hot/beautiful herself, that would be one thing. But she`s a beggar trying to be a chooser. Not happenin`
  51. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    "haha what a disgusting person, inside and out"

    Frankly, I think a lot of the people on here are acting far more disgusting than this girl.
  52. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Ew.
  53. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    man the harpoons
  54. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    @Raokin ohhhh shut ya face woman!
  55. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    It`s sort of like how my boyfriend put it:

    A woman, no matter how beautiful she is now, is depreciating in value as she ages.

    A wealthy man who probably has many investments and such increases in value as time goes on.

    Why then, should he invest so much time and effort in you anyway? :P Especially if you`re a shallow b*tch lmao.
  56. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    I agree 100% with Raokin. you people need to grow up.
  57. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    @ Sock 1122: no, she should NOT shut her face! some of the comments toward this woman have been cruel and completely unwarranted. it doesn`t matter if she posted this ad or not (for all we know, this may have been a prank someone pulled on her), she doesn`t deserve the awful remarks people are making.
  58. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    anyone who agrees with raokin must be fat
  59. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    @raokin
    fat = funny
    fat, funny + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
    fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
  60. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Eh, it has nothing to do with her looks, she has an ugly personality (if it is her who posted the ad). If it was a drop dead gorgeous blonde chick, I`d feel the same way, but sadly there would probably be a lineup for a girl like that, even with such hideous standards. >_O
  61. Profile photo of ukulelemike
    ukulelemike Male 40-49
    129 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    What was that skit on Mad TV? "Lowered Expectations"? I think someone needs to tell this girl about it!
  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    She is greatly over-valuing herself as a prostitute.
  63. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    You`re right Dorkett ... she`s not that bad.

    Until she opens her mouth and whines about what she deserves. ... That and her make up is unforgivable
  64. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    @ kitteh9lives:

    you have the maturity level of a 15-year-old teenage boy. congrats. i would have expected better of you, considering your age.

    why don`t you try growing up a bit? all the cool kids are doing it.
  65. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Does she have a license for all that ugly?
  66. Profile photo of eosophe
    eosophe Female 30-39
    3 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    She`s cute to me, physically. But ya personality may need a little work.
  67. Profile photo of xantulis
    xantulis Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I thought american hookers are cheap
  68. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Somebody has been spoiled rotten and handed a huge plate of entitlement with zero discipline leading to a huge lack of self control and unrealistic expectations.
    But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.
  69. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    @p-geek
    get over yourself. this is iab....we come here to have fun and joke. its a joke, the fat girls a joke. if you feel so strongly about the fat discrimination issue start a therapy group or picket ice cream sales at your local grocery store. and as far as my age i earned every wrinkle and gray hair i have.
    p.s. my bunny could beat your bunny anytime
    heres a link for what i think of cute bunnies:
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWaE_7pLhfg&feature=related
  70. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    @ kitteh:

    first of all, my bunny kicks your bunny`s ass. so ha!

    secondly, a joke can all too easily turn into something much more viscous, and these comments represent a large problem in our society. now, i`ll agree that her personality, assuming this is real, needs a LOT of work. and no, she`s not stunningly gorgeous. but the comments about her looks were just unnecessary and reflect our views toward the overweight/obese in American society. i just think it`s a shame.
  71. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I agree with SarahOfBorg. it`s indicative of a huge double standard.
  72. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    LOL @kitteh9lives! I laughed but I have no idea why o_O
  73. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    I actually don`t care about weight. I think she`s actually kinda cute. I just think her personality is disgusting and she sounds like a pretentious bitch. "i like mercedes and want to be treated like a princess". Get the f*ck over yourself. I hate thin chicks that act like that as well. Think that just because they throw up every meal and fake bake themselves that they suddenly deserve to be treated like they are a queen. You don`t deserve special treatment just because you`re "pretty".
  74. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Disgusting.
  75. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @PsychGeek, she`s still ugly on the inside. Stupid men might go for a hot girl with the same ugly personality, but that doesn`t mean this girl`s personality is okay.
  76. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @p-geek
    heres another if that one offended your sense of morality...bunnies n flowers oh my!
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEQVgyNz88
  77. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    I hope that whoever she finds isn`t as shallow as she is.
  78. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    @moefreak EXACTLY.
  79. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel. Any one of us could have an unflattering/humorous picture taken at a party and then find that picture posted on the internet, with people making incredibly rude comments. I`m just overwhelmed by the harshness.
  80. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    So because she`s not stereotypically "pretty" we should all pet her on the head and tell her it`s okay to be so shallow?
  81. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    I`m not a skinny person. I`m fat. I`m unattractive. I know this. I also know that a model who makes six figures and can treat me like her boy toy is out of my league. You have to be realistic, people. There is someone out there for her, but I doubt it will be a model who makes six figures and can treat her like a princess.
  82. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Here`s a double standard for you: If she was stereotypically attractive, Raokin would be calling her out for being such a b*tch.
  83. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    "So because she`s not stereotypically "pretty" we should all pet her on the head and tell her it`s okay to be so shallow?"

    Not at all. I agree with the comments saying that she is being shallow and that she is definitely looking for guys "out of her league". I`m just tired of seeing the same old immature, cruel comments about someone`s appearance.
  84. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    "Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel"

    yes...yes we would!
  85. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    don`t any of the "pro-fattie" people realize that iab loves to post this kind of stuff, knowing everyone will say funny harsh things, and those things will in turn offend someone, who will find themselves morally obligated to defend said "picked upon pitiful person", thus creating lots of comments, views, and controversy, which looks good on paper to potential advertisers. lighten up....you can`t save the world....and use my motto:
    if you can`t laugh at yourself.....make fun of someone else.
  86. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    dude she looks about 12 :/
  87. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Well, while I would agree that some of the comments are out of line, I still think she pretty much asked for it for posting this ad.
  88. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    did anyone like my `splodin bunnies?
  89. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    @pui thanks for your lolz....i lol at your stuff all the time too! hugs!
  90. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    "Here`s a double standard for you: If she was stereotypically attractive, Raokin would be calling her out for being such a b*tch."

    In that case, I wouldn`t care, actually.
  91. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    If someone says "I want someone Hot! You better be hot enough!" they are pretty much asking for their own appearance to be criticized. If someone is going to care so much about everyone else`s looks, isn`t it hypocritical of that person to not like her appearance criticized?
  92. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I`m sure she`d look at some fat dude and criticize him. Why is it so awful for us to give her a taste of her own medicine?
  93. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    I doubt anyone on craigslist ever expects their ad to get posted on a site like IAB for thousands of people to ridicule them.
  94. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    They posted it in a public domain. They clearly aren`t being private about it.
  95. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    heres another fattie in desperate need of a pundit. please someone pro-fattie come help her!www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FoyV4b_xg&feature=related
  96. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    I wish I could do that o_O
  97. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    ""Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel"

    yes...yes we would!"

    No, you wouldn`t. There`s a hierarchy of attractiveness, or maybe a caste system, according to the IAB commenters, where you can only want someone of your own status.

    Anyways, nobody knows whether or not this girl is a model earning 6 figures (although if she was a 6 ifgure earning model, somebody would know her), give it a break.
  98. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.

    If she was hot, it would make more sense for her to be advertising herself as an expensive prostitute. Although it wouldn`t actually work because expensive prostitutes need style, class and charisma, none of which she has. If she had enough of those, she might make it as an expensive prostitute.
  99. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    piggy goes oink oink
  100. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    p-geek left to get her bunny a sps-3 bomb suit.
  101. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Aw man and she`s 26. That means that her "good years" are all behind her now.
  102. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    kitteh..

    let it go, man. just let it go.
  103. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    p-geek.....

    but i am old and immature....i have nothing else to do. admit it i made you chuckle at least once!
  104. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    DO NOT WANT!
  105. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Irregardless of what she looks like, her attitude and completely stinking high opinion of herself will mean she`ll never find a man.
  106. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    >> no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel

    If she looked like a supermodel, she wouldn`t post an ad like this. Fit women don`t lie to themselves the way fat women do.
  107. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Oh for pitties sake women shut the hell up, go whine somewhere else, she is fat, ugly inside and out and completly insane.

    Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
  108. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    LMFAOOOO Thank god I dont qualify
  109. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Bleh. Gross.
  110. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I DESPISE it when people say Irregardless.

    Its Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!!
  111. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    "But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot."

    Uhhhhhhhhh...duh.
  112. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Oh for pitties sake women shut the hell up, go whine somewhere else, she is fat, ugly inside and out and completly insane.

    Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
  113. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    If you don`t try at all, you never have a chance...
  114. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    for those of you who are still wanting to stand up on your soap box, please exit this comment section and join the politically correct contributers on the bp oil spill post. this section is not meant for the humor impared.
  115. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I get the feeling this is a joke...
  116. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    @MsMalicious

    Irregardless of your opinion i will say what I want.
  117. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    "Please flag with care"

    More like, "please shag with care"
  118. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    stop searching i found "the one" for you
  119. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    It`s funneh `cuz it`s controversial!
  120. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    ..kill it with fiar. @everyone who`s bitching about ppl calling her fat, you don`t seem to get that if someone doesnt turn you on, or float your boat, you cant find them "beautiful". you may say beauty is on the inside, but thats only half the story, because a whole person isnt just inside of them, but they have an outside too.
  121. Profile photo of rogerlakes
    rogerlakes Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    I like fat girls. I hate gold diggers... Therefore, I`m neutral.
  122. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Well, she knows what she wants.
  123. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    "Irregardless of your opinion i will say what I want." -sheaton319

    What the drat is irregardless?
  124. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Only IAB could turn this humorous picture into 5 pages of arguement.
  125. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I am tired of seeing people saying we need to stop being so mean to morbidly obese people, and that the problem in our society is that we are mean to them and don`t accept them for who they are. No the problem in our society is that it IS now acceptable to be a morbidly obese drain on society, to be on disability because you are to fat to walk more than 10 feet. THAT is what is wrong with out country.
  126. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    picky picky.
  127. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I feel traumatized by the shower picture
  128. Profile photo of RaabDiabolus
    RaabDiabolus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    someone tell me you have the link have the link to this page
  129. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    For those of you who say beauty is on the inside, you must either like dissecting people, or like jelly filled things. :)
  130. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Okay, just for MsMalicious...

    Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!! of what she looks like, her attitude and completely stinking high opinion of herself will mean she`ll never find a man.
  131. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Ha.. haha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  132. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    This is f*cking ridiculous.
    This girl needs to get a wake-up call.

    Dear, you`re fat as hell and you`re (probably) devoid of any meaningful talent/skill to make it in society on your own.

    Which is why you`re in need of some rich guy to sustain you.

    What can you offer in return, instead of being a hideous, spoiled, little brat?
  133. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    well if she is allowed to want a model who drives a bmw and makes 6 figures, then i`m allowed to want a girl that looks decent and takes care of her body. :)
  134. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Unfortunately, the one-night stands with hot, rich guys do only come to rail-thin, big-busted, platinum-blond, super-model women. (For the record, I by no means fit that category.) I really doubt she`d find happiness with one of those guys, anyway. They tend to be shallow, and move from one girl to the next without a thought. She can do much better with one of those "pansies"...at least they`d really treat her like a lady.
  135. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    People that say "beauty is on the inside" are clearly not thinking straight. Look at this bird right, now pretend she had the best personality ever. Would you sleep with her? Would you drat! Ok now take a hit chick that is a complete bat mouth, would you sleep with her? Sure you would, you`d just ignore her or put a salami in her mouth. Personality balanced against looks is what makes a good partner, not just personality. Obviously if you are a dirty tramp like the bird above then you need to lower your standards considerably in order to find someone that finds you "attractive". "Attractive" being a measure of how willing to put up with the shortcomings you have in either the looks or personality dept the person interested in you is.
  136. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    one word...LIPOSUCTION.
  137. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    what a surprise, pychgeek is sticking up for the delusional fatty. its the same story everytime people on here make fun of a fat girl who thinks shes hot.
  138. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    her fat swallowed her boobs, no boobage.
  139. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    She`s going to be lonely quite a while.

    At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work...
  140. Profile photo of yogill
    yogill Female 13-17
    3 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    i sort of feel like i know it...

    or maybe there are just too many of these types around.
  141. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Never a picture of a girl on a shower looked so... creepy...
  142. Profile photo of Ozwolo
    Ozwolo Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Craiglist`s should have e-harmony commercials `nuff said
  143. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    can she fit in a sports car?
  144. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    "At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work..."

    You`re a fool if you think it`s the only way to "score" a decent girl.
    It doesn`t hurt though.
  145. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    You know, not all fat people are ugly. I think she`s actually cute in the face; however, her body type is simply atrocious. There are women out there who are overweight and still have curves and can still look good in clothes. This woman looks like the fork impregnated her. She probably wouldn`t look so bad if it weren`t for the way her body is shaped.

    REGARDLESS of this though, whether she`s pretty or not, acting like that surely won`t get her a man. Hell, I`m overweight and I have a hard enough time getting guys, and I act like a normal human being with normal standards! Good luck, woman that likes to fornicate with forks. :)
  146. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    stick it in a blender
  147. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    "can she fit in a sports car?"

    A think a Hummer may be her best bet
  148. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    being fat is one thing, but she isnt fat. she is morbidly freaking obese. Obviously its her fault she is a fat ass, no ones metabolism is that bad.

    damn, i hope thats a joke. what human would want to go out with that thing.

    She looks like a ballooned up redneck prostitute
  149. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    ""can she fit in a sports car?"

    A think a Hummer may be her best bet"

    Without a roof it is
  150. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    I completely thought the thumbnail to this link was of a baby.
  151. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    That woman needs to either lose weight or shape up (ie exercise)
  152. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    GENTLEMEN THE HARPOONS!
  153. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    wow, someone thinks too highly or themselves.
  154. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    So much rage in this forum.
  155. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Command, this is Apache C5 Actual. We have visual on the target. Repeat, we have visual. Request permission to fire, over.
  156. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Not gonna happen .
  157. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    @kaagan, I believe your avatar accurately describes this
  158. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    shes screwed...and i`m scarred for life after the shower picture X_X
  159. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    that a whale in the top right?
  160. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Bitch looks like she eats six figures worth of calories a week and I doubt she can fit in a sports car.
  161. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    I kinda want to slap the parents for allowing this to grow up like that.
  162. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNo
  163. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    awwww, i think ive met "the one" you guys!
  164. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Troll.
  165. Profile photo of Aurigae
    Aurigae Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I threw up a bit in my mouth.
  166. Profile photo of Tylerch
    Tylerch Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    are you serious.
  167. Profile photo of alorne
    alorne Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    get me a bottle of everclear and ill take her out
  168. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If that was my bitch of a kid I would slap her!
  169. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    is that dirt in the shower? or are the roaches moving out finally..after years of threatening...they just cant live like that you know
  170. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Can she fit in a BMW? I tell you I drive my daughters and I am not big, and I have a hard time getting in and out of that thing
  171. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    xD FAIL
  172. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    LOL @ GreyYes... ballooned up redneck prostitute. thats freakin hilarious and accurate as hell
  173. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I believe this should be a "Daddy Didn`t Hug Me"
  174. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Those are some sexy chicken wings she has there. Try to keep your pants on, guys.
  175. Profile photo of loitering
    loitering Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    how, reasonable. the art of "aiming low" at it`s finest.
    The stars tell me, Mr. Right is about show up at your doorstep on his pink unicorn to take you with him to his kingdom of all the fairies.
    keep reaching for the stars. Yes you can!
  176. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Heh I love it when fat people have piggy noses.
  177. Profile photo of Righteous-X
    Righteous-X Female 13-17
    7 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    To me, she looks like a transsexual in the two bottom photos, just saying.
  178. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    @Righteous-X I would agree if not for the fact that most transexuals are hot because their bodies are sculpted by surgeons, which is clearly not the case here. In her case however, I do believe, god was just being a dick.
  179. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I think she is shooting way above her limits. Its a one in a million chance that she will actually get what she wants. She would have better luck playing the lotto. :P LOL
  180. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    This should read: "I`m looking for a man, possibly a plastic model, who can recognize at least figures. I can spell "BMW" and have been run over by a Mercedes and a few sports cars.I enjoy being taken out of my cage and slammed into a concrete column like a Princess...."
  181. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid.
  182. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Update: Still looking.
  183. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid.
    You have too much faith in the human race.
  184. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    looking at the waddle under her arms I`m thinking

    less is more
  185. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Apache C5 this is command. Fire at will. Over.
  186. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    > perhapsmaybe
    > this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid

    I see you haven`t been on the internet very long.
  187. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Is that not the "standards" most women look for in a man?
  188. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    pui is right... i believe this. wow.
  189. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    @kbubb91: More like 1 in a billion
  190. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    A woman has GOT to know her limitations.
  191. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    @ a1butcher, any girl with a brain just wants a man who is a great guy. money<love
  192. Profile photo of discoxd
    discoxd Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    ahhhh!!!!! do a barrel... oh n/m the gravitational pull is too strong, eject!!!!
  193. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    @discoxd: Epic win.
  194. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    ah stop look at the wooly armpit on her
    very bad
    a proper haircut, a full shave of the armpit, and a change in her attitude and she might find a man to date.
  195. Profile photo of manduduh
    manduduh Female 18-29
    66 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    this bitch thinks way to high of her self but that doesnt mean she doesnt deserve a man .
  196. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    She`s cute, but her expectations are waaay too high.
  197. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    I thought all Shamu wanted was to be free? Now all this `at LEAST six figures` BS...pff.
  198. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Princess of Whales.
  199. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    What? I wear make-up in the shower ALL the time.
  200. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    These days, it`s good to see a young woman with reasonable goals.
  201. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    i dont want to see the lower half of #3
  202. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    You`d need a six-figure income to feed her.
  203. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    she likes BMWs i like BBWs get it? get it?
    ...
    ¬¬
    ...
    F you!
  204. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Wait for me my dear, for now I shall set my profession`s ship`s sails to the isles of the litigation arts, so as to be worthy of you. Patience my sweet one...may there be enough krill in sea to keep you satiated till my return...
  205. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    oh lord....
  206. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    ugly bitch wants more then she can have
  207. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    "You`d need a six-figure income to feed her. "

    HAHAHA. I`m sorry, I know I`m a fat chick, but this girl is so pretentious that I feel no guilt in laughing at that.

  208. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    spoiled. Truly sad.
  209. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Wow...

    Beggars can`t be choosers, you know? >_>;
  210. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    LOL @ OldOllie
  211. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    I love BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars. Usually with fries on the side.
  212. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Andellerea, I think I love you.
  213. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    This girl obviously thinks the world revolves around her. Which, judging by her f*cking gravitational mass, it probably does.
  214. Profile photo of tanman999
    tanman999 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    she is not looking for a relationship. she is looking for a free ride so she can sit on her lazy ass all day while someone else pays for everything she has ever wanted and treat her like she is the center of the universe. if someone like her cant be a productive part of society, i dont want them here.
  215. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    "I love BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars. Usually with fries on the side."

    LOL.
  216. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    You mean to tell me that some hot, blind, deaf, mute, mentally challenged billionaire hasn`t picked up that gem of a woman?

    Oh wait, he`d have to be fork lift trained to pick her up and a blind person can`t operate one of those.. my bad
  217. Profile photo of initiald013
    initiald013 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Absolute LOL at your comment davymid
  218. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85.
  219. Profile photo of rbui5000
    rbui5000 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    that`s a female boomer
  220. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    .may there be enough krill in sea to keep you satiated till my return...

    bahahahahahaha
  221. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    She reminds me of my mom`s former friend, mother to 5 kids, each with a different father (except the twins, though 1 of the twins is no longer alive and the other is brain dead :/). The youngest 2 (one just under 2 years old and the other only a few months old) she doesn`t even know who the father is. And she makes posts on her fb with things like "I wants a HOT man who treats me nice and makes a lot of money" etc. x_X
  222. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Princess of Whales - davymid
    LOLZ! That`s a good one!
    Cue the music! "to dream, the impossible dream..."
  223. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    high self esteem. she has it.
  224. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    With a figure & an attitude like that she could make a fortune with BBW lovers on the net!
  225. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
    147 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    Who are you people to criticize?

    Has the internet made people better...

    OR WORSE?
  226. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:01 am
    datubaman198: This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85.


    There would only be a handful of people left :-/
  227. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:01 am
    LOL at the peeps defending her. It`s the internet. Either she knew there`d be responses like this, or she should have. The internet didn`t change anyone, it just let them speak without consequences.

    Social nicities that exist only because of fear of reprisal are worthless to begin with.
  228. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:11 am
    lol @ internet whiteknights.
  229. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
    147 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:18 am
    Calderis, got a question...

    Regarding that stupid, hunk of insignificant metal protruding through your lip...

    Was that a work related accident or did you do that on purpose?

    See, you posted it on the Net; isn`t this fun?
  230. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:20 am
    > datubaman198
    > This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85

    You realize these days that is over 50% of the population?
  231. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:40 am
    Rule 34: while you`re reading this, a wealthy guy with a fat fetish just found this post and is fapping to the shower pic on the lower left side.
  232. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:45 am
    @tanman999: You nailed it. She`s probably a (chronologically) grown up daddy`s girl who doesn`t know anything other than being spoiled rotten.

    idk, I think she might be really pretty if she`d just SMILE. But even a smile can`t improve that princess attitude.
  233. Profile photo of Cal_Bear
    Cal_Bear Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:55 am
    No myspace angle could help this one...
  234. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!
  235. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:17 am
    michaelcsr, why is that?

    Is it the fact that I don`t beat around the bush as far as my weight goes, or was it the "you`d need a six figure job to feed her" part of my post?

    If it was the latter, your love is misplaced, as I was only quoting OldOllie.
  236. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Harpoons. MAN THEM!
  237. Profile photo of Buzzzed
    Buzzzed Male 50-59
    50 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:51 am
    Oink
  238. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:07 am
    "Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!"

    QFT.
  239. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:20 am
    o poo a beached whale
  240. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:30 am
    Usually such hugely pretentious people are weeded out and beaten down to size while in the confines of a high school `hierarchy`. So I`m going to assume she was home-schooled, because the idea of any kid higher up than "social outcast" throwing away the chance to ridicule her is so mind-blowingly miniscule that there`s really no reason to even consider it.

    Which brings me to the point: How the f*ck did her parents manage to raise such a dumb b*tch?! ESPECIALLY with her (apparent) access to the internet? I`m sorry, but I`ve gotta call some shenanigans up in this craigslist post - this can`t be real.

    Or at least, that`s the solution I`m going (to lie to myself) with. Because I`m not ready to let my faith in humanity fall that far yet.

    I don`t have a parachute.
  241. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:32 am
    Maybe if she "fit" into a size 6 I`d consider it...
  242. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:34 am
    gotta be a troll
  243. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:58 am
    Someone better be trolling.

    ~~~"Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!"

    QFT.~~~

    +1

  244. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 3:53 am
    hmm, I feel sorry for the x-bf who obviously posted this - but its a bit harsh I isnt it.
  245. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 4:10 am
    Meh, she`ll find someone. Love is blind remember.

  246. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 4:21 am
    "I hope you`re hot enoughTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
  247. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 4:56 am
    i`m going to puke.
  248. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:45 am
    Well, at least she was honest enough to post the picture of her in the water. The others are all extremely angled, so a man might not have known ALL of what he was getting into. Assuming anyone who fit those criteria would every be interested in a girl with an attitude like that in the first place, that is.
  249. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:12 am
    I`m about to puke. That eyeliner is atrocious.
  250. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:27 am
    I`m none of those things,but I`d tap that pig.
  251. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:38 am
    Snorlax deserves love too!
  252. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:02 am
    enought is enought, she needs someone else to foot her bill at the cake factory
  253. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:02 am
    robosnitz, from the looks of your picture, you`re one of those fat beer drinking hogs that would tap anything with a vagina. So think twice next time you call someone a pig.
  254. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:11 am
    She`s gonna be lucky to find a man that can afford the Captain`s Platter at Captain D`s and a double wide. Does 6 figures refer to the number of fat rolls?
  255. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:13 am
    hmmm. I understand why she has one of her requirements being a "six figure income". It probably takes that much money to be able to feed her.
  256. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:42 am
    can she fit into a sports car???

    six figures and a model huh? I guess she likes the way the hot rich ones taste when she NOMS them....
  257. Profile photo of TheNameless
    TheNameless Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:29 am
    she wants the BLIND model is what she wants... too bad none of them can read the add...
  258. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:38 am
    She needs at least a six figure income because she went on a chocolate bingeing spree and owes Belgium $1.8 million.
  259. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:50 am
    "can she fit into a sports car???"

    If by sports you means trans-oceanic shipping and by car you mean a ULCC (Ultra Large Crude Carrier) then yes!

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel. This is too easy.
  260. Profile photo of Stunnin17
    Stunnin17 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:00 am
    @TheNameless

    Ha even if the model were bling and did find some way to contact her wouldnt they begin to worry when they cant wrap their arms around her yet alone one arm
  261. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:18 am
    God, I hope that`s a joke... LOL
  262. Profile photo of eric01
    eric01 Male 30-39
    24 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:42 am
    worthless girl
  263. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Frenchroast, you are the man.
  264. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 11:54 am
    sounds like her ex is taking the piss with this one. ha!
  265. Profile photo of Sohltofangy
    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    I wanna reply to her ad and be like.
    "I`m sick of Skinny girls, Nice girls and hot girls that keep emailing me!, I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures. I love giving women rides in my double wide mercedes and I enjoy spending all my money on a pretentious bitch, if you fit the above criteria you need to slooowww dowwn and snap back into reality"
  266. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    @Sohltofangy
    Do it man! Do it and see what happens! :D
  267. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    @Sohltofangy *high-five*
  268. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    ewwwwwwwwww
  269. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Apparently in Columbus, "won a night with me" is slang for "don`t actually exist outside of my ridiculous fantasies"
  270. Profile photo of alorne
    alorne Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    who managed to take #3 without going blind?
  271. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    please do that sohltofangy!
  272. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Sohltofangy - Hahaha DO IT.
  273. Profile photo of omgwtfcj
    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    "Snorlax deserves love too!"
    - YES! Probably second best reply, next to frenchroast`s.
  274. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    >> I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures<<

    ROFLMAO! XD WIN!
  275. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    You definately don`t got the right bait to be fishin` in that pond.
  276. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    WOW!!! haha twelve pages of comments! nice. everyone loves fat chicks... right? hahahaha
  277. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    maybe it`s true, gingers have no soul?
  278. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Holy crap, good luck with your search walrus lady. I love how she`s done up the most for the shower picture, eek.
  279. Profile photo of traxtar944
    traxtar944 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    I LOVE making fun of the stuff I see on this site, but am I the only one who really hopes this person doesn`t find this page? After reading through 3 pages of comments I went from laughing to giggles to sad... we`re a mean bunch.

    nom nom nom
  280. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Hey come on now! Fat Chicks can look good! Just not her, that and she seems a tad delusional...



    ...Plus the big ones do way more stuff ^.^
  281. Profile photo of UniqueKaos
    UniqueKaos Female 18-29
    19 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    oh my gobb. you`d think people wanting people super model status would be super model status themselves. but hey you cant get gold wishing for silver.. or in her case you cant get the bakery if you only order a donut.
  282. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    The fat girl angle doesn`t work when you`re also ugly.
  283. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    well... normally id say hey lay off the fat jokes. but this fatty has obviously been told "beauty is on the inside" one too many times. Definitely, good luck.
  284. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    its not even that shes fat. its that her fat is fatter than her chest and her butt. the only thing she can do in the club is the "booty-do" cuz her belly definitely sticks out more than her booty do
  285. Profile photo of FitzDarcy
    FitzDarcy Female 18-29
    3 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:46 am
    I don`t know whether to hope that someone put her pictures up as a joke or not. It`d be horribly mean, but at the same time I`m crossing my fingers that that is the case.
  286. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:53 am
    >>I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures<<<<

    i just woke up the entire neighborhood upon reading the word `walrus`.
  287. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
    she`s got a weight problem all right....can`t weight to eat.
  288. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Her overconfidence is her downfall.
  289. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Even included the 1/2 nude shot. Wow. She really thinks she is all that. She must be blind.
  290. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    She cant even smile if shes trying to get a guy? Some guy must be mentally retarded that won a huge settlement that would get this cow... Jesus
  291. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
    "she`s got a weight problem all right....can`t weight to eat."

    That`s mean, but I laughed.
  292. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 10:50 am
    @Amurika:
    drating LOL! Good one!
  293. Profile photo of IamTheCAT
    IamTheCAT Female 13-17
    18 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    how can she expect to get the right guy when she cant be the right woman?
  294. Profile photo of spitfirechik
    spitfirechik Female 30-39
    14 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Um.....:/ I have a treadmill for sale on Craigslist!
  295. Profile photo of MrPointless
    MrPointless Male 18-29
    56 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    FIT!!! Makes me wish i was a model!! -throws up in shame-
  296. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 7:29 am
    I don`t find this funny or interesting or unusual.

    There is somebody out there for everybody. I`m sure there is a model who makes 6 figures and who drives a Mercedes who is looking for this woman.

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