Craigslist: Girl Still Hasn`t Found Right One [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Don"t stop looking until you get the man you deserve, Princess...
There are 297 comments:
Male 741
I don`t find this funny or interesting or unusual.

There is somebody out there for everybody. I`m sure there is a model who makes 6 figures and who drives a Mercedes who is looking for this woman.
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Male 56
FIT!!! Makes me wish i was a model!! -throws up in shame-
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Female 14
Um.....:/ I have a treadmill for sale on Craigslist!
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Female 18
how can she expect to get the right guy when she cant be the right woman?
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Male 725
@Amurika:
drating LOL! Good one!
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Female 9,558
"she`s got a weight problem all right....can`t weight to eat."

That`s mean, but I laughed.
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Male 443
She cant even smile if shes trying to get a guy? Some guy must be mentally retarded that won a huge settlement that would get this cow... Jesus
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Male 6,694
Even included the 1/2 nude shot. Wow. She really thinks she is all that. She must be blind.
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Male 213
Her overconfidence is her downfall.
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Male 282
she`s got a weight problem all right....can`t weight to eat.
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Female 654
>>I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures<<<<

i just woke up the entire neighborhood upon reading the word `walrus`.
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Female 3
I don`t know whether to hope that someone put her pictures up as a joke or not. It`d be horribly mean, but at the same time I`m crossing my fingers that that is the case.
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Female 80
its not even that shes fat. its that her fat is fatter than her chest and her butt. the only thing she can do in the club is the "booty-do" cuz her belly definitely sticks out more than her booty do
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Female 238
well... normally id say hey lay off the fat jokes. but this fatty has obviously been told "beauty is on the inside" one too many times. Definitely, good luck.
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Male 1,371
The fat girl angle doesn`t work when you`re also ugly.
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Female 19
oh my gobb. you`d think people wanting people super model status would be super model status themselves. but hey you cant get gold wishing for silver.. or in her case you cant get the bakery if you only order a donut.
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Female 152
Hey come on now! Fat Chicks can look good! Just not her, that and she seems a tad delusional...



...Plus the big ones do way more stuff ^.^
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Male 10
I LOVE making fun of the stuff I see on this site, but am I the only one who really hopes this person doesn`t find this page? After reading through 3 pages of comments I went from laughing to giggles to sad... we`re a mean bunch.

nom nom nom
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Male 1,312
Holy crap, good luck with your search walrus lady. I love how she`s done up the most for the shower picture, eek.
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Male 163
maybe it`s true, gingers have no soul?
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Female 3,598
WOW!!! haha twelve pages of comments! nice. everyone loves fat chicks... right? hahahaha
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Male 163
You definately don`t got the right bait to be fishin` in that pond.
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Male 1,162
>> I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures<<

ROFLMAO! XD WIN!
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Male 59
"Snorlax deserves love too!"
- YES! Probably second best reply, next to frenchroast`s.
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Male 722
Sohltofangy - Hahaha DO IT.
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Male 366
please do that sohltofangy!
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Male 7
who managed to take #3 without going blind?
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Male 1,002
Apparently in Columbus, "won a night with me" is slang for "don`t actually exist outside of my ridiculous fantasies"
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Male 177
ewwwwwwwwww
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Female 682
@Sohltofangy *high-five*
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Female 682
@Sohltofangy
Do it man! Do it and see what happens! :D
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Male 103
I wanna reply to her ad and be like.
"I`m sick of Skinny girls, Nice girls and hot girls that keep emailing me!, I am looking for a morbidly obese woman, possibly a walrus, who weighs at LEAST six figures. I love giving women rides in my double wide mercedes and I enjoy spending all my money on a pretentious bitch, if you fit the above criteria you need to slooowww dowwn and snap back into reality"
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Female 1,435
sounds like her ex is taking the piss with this one. ha!
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Male 1,136
Frenchroast, you are the man.
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Male 24
worthless girl
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Male 218
God, I hope that`s a joke... LOL
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Male 31
@TheNameless

Ha even if the model were bling and did find some way to contact her wouldnt they begin to worry when they cant wrap their arms around her yet alone one arm
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Male 446
"can she fit into a sports car???"

If by sports you means trans-oceanic shipping and by car you mean a ULCC (Ultra Large Crude Carrier) then yes!

This is like shooting fish in a barrel. This is too easy.
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Male 446
She needs at least a six figure income because she went on a chocolate bingeing spree and owes Belgium $1.8 million.
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Male 55
she wants the BLIND model is what she wants... too bad none of them can read the add...
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Male 2,345
can she fit into a sports car???

six figures and a model huh? I guess she likes the way the hot rich ones taste when she NOMS them....
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Male 120
hmmm. I understand why she has one of her requirements being a "six figure income". It probably takes that much money to be able to feed her.
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Male 131
She`s gonna be lucky to find a man that can afford the Captain`s Platter at Captain D`s and a double wide. Does 6 figures refer to the number of fat rolls?
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Female 446
robosnitz, from the looks of your picture, you`re one of those fat beer drinking hogs that would tap anything with a vagina. So think twice next time you call someone a pig.
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Male 1,596
enought is enought, she needs someone else to foot her bill at the cake factory
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Male 1,557
Snorlax deserves love too!
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Male 2,737
I`m none of those things,but I`d tap that pig.
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Female 934
I`m about to puke. That eyeliner is atrocious.
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Female 612
Well, at least she was honest enough to post the picture of her in the water. The others are all extremely angled, so a man might not have known ALL of what he was getting into. Assuming anyone who fit those criteria would every be interested in a girl with an attitude like that in the first place, that is.
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Male 2,893
i`m going to puke.
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Male 2,868
"I hope you`re hot enoughTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
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Male 8,302
Meh, she`ll find someone. Love is blind remember.

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Male 658
hmm, I feel sorry for the x-bf who obviously posted this - but its a bit harsh I isnt it.
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Female 250
Someone better be trolling.

~~~"Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!"

QFT.~~~

+1

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Female 3,828
gotta be a troll
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Male 394
Maybe if she "fit" into a size 6 I`d consider it...
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Female 69
Usually such hugely pretentious people are weeded out and beaten down to size while in the confines of a high school `hierarchy`. So I`m going to assume she was home-schooled, because the idea of any kid higher up than "social outcast" throwing away the chance to ridicule her is so mind-blowingly miniscule that there`s really no reason to even consider it.

Which brings me to the point: How the f*ck did her parents manage to raise such a dumb b*tch?! ESPECIALLY with her (apparent) access to the internet? I`m sorry, but I`ve gotta call some shenanigans up in this craigslist post - this can`t be real.

Or at least, that`s the solution I`m going (to lie to myself) with. Because I`m not ready to let my faith in humanity fall that far yet.

I don`t have a parachute.
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Male 1,153
o poo a beached whale
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Female 1,427
"Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!"

QFT.
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Male 50
Oink
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Male 1,226
Harpoons. MAN THEM!
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Female 837
michaelcsr, why is that?

Is it the fact that I don`t beat around the bush as far as my weight goes, or was it the "you`d need a six figure job to feed her" part of my post?

If it was the latter, your love is misplaced, as I was only quoting OldOllie.
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Female 140
Right... because people that are making six figures use Craig`s list ALL THE TIME!
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Male 10
No myspace angle could help this one...
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Female 261
@tanman999: You nailed it. She`s probably a (chronologically) grown up daddy`s girl who doesn`t know anything other than being spoiled rotten.

idk, I think she might be really pretty if she`d just SMILE. But even a smile can`t improve that princess attitude.
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Male 1,505
Rule 34: while you`re reading this, a wealthy guy with a fat fetish just found this post and is fapping to the shower pic on the lower left side.
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Male 8,302
> datubaman198
> This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85

You realize these days that is over 50% of the population?
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Male 147
Calderis, got a question...

Regarding that stupid, hunk of insignificant metal protruding through your lip...

Was that a work related accident or did you do that on purpose?

See, you posted it on the Net; isn`t this fun?
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Male 798
lol @ internet whiteknights.
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Male 326
LOL at the peeps defending her. It`s the internet. Either she knew there`d be responses like this, or she should have. The internet didn`t change anyone, it just let them speak without consequences.

Social nicities that exist only because of fear of reprisal are worthless to begin with.
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Female 427
datubaman198: This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85.


There would only be a handful of people left :-/
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Male 147
Who are you people to criticize?

Has the internet made people better...

OR WORSE?
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Female 1,048
With a figure & an attitude like that she could make a fortune with BBW lovers on the net!
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Male 1,083
high self esteem. she has it.
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Male 40,300
[quote]Princess of Whales - davymid[/quote]
LOLZ! That`s a good one!
Cue the music! "to dream, the impossible dream..."
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Female 2,674
She reminds me of my mom`s former friend, mother to 5 kids, each with a different father (except the twins, though 1 of the twins is no longer alive and the other is brain dead :/). The youngest 2 (one just under 2 years old and the other only a few months old) she doesn`t even know who the father is. And she makes posts on her fb with things like "I wants a HOT man who treats me nice and makes a lot of money" etc. x_X
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Female 864
.may there be enough krill in sea to keep you satiated till my return...

bahahahahahaha
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Male 23
that`s a female boomer
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Male 79
This is why I believe in sterilization of people with IQ`s lower than 85.
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Male 72
Absolute LOL at your comment davymid
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Male 214
You mean to tell me that some hot, blind, deaf, mute, mentally challenged billionaire hasn`t picked up that gem of a woman?

Oh wait, he`d have to be fork lift trained to pick her up and a blind person can`t operate one of those.. my bad
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Male 91
"I love BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars. Usually with fries on the side."

LOL.
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Male 7
she is not looking for a relationship. she is looking for a free ride so she can sit on her lazy ass all day while someone else pays for everything she has ever wanted and treat her like she is the center of the universe. if someone like her cant be a productive part of society, i dont want them here.
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Male 12,138
This girl obviously thinks the world revolves around her. Which, judging by her f*cking gravitational mass, it probably does.
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Male 559
Andellerea, I think I love you.
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Male 2,033
I love BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars. Usually with fries on the side.
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Male 432
LOL @ OldOllie
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Female 1,199
Wow...

Beggars can`t be choosers, you know? >_>;
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Male 212
spoiled. Truly sad.
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Female 837
"You`d need a six-figure income to feed her. "

HAHAHA. I`m sorry, I know I`m a fat chick, but this girl is so pretentious that I feel no guilt in laughing at that.

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Male 89
ugly bitch wants more then she can have
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Male 3,915
oh lord....
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Male 446
Wait for me my dear, for now I shall set my profession`s ship`s sails to the isles of the litigation arts, so as to be worthy of you. Patience my sweet one...may there be enough krill in sea to keep you satiated till my return...
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Male 301
she likes BMWs i like BBWs get it? get it?
...
¬¬
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F you!
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Male 15,832
You`d need a six-figure income to feed her.
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Male 76
i dont want to see the lower half of #3
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Male 1,590
These days, it`s good to see a young woman with reasonable goals.
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Female 15,763
What? I wear make-up in the shower ALL the time.
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Male 12,138
Princess of Whales.
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Male 758
I thought all Shamu wanted was to be free? Now all this `at LEAST six figures` BS...pff.
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Female 1,652
She`s cute, but her expectations are waaay too high.
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Female 66
this bitch thinks way to high of her self but that doesnt mean she doesnt deserve a man .
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Female 467
ah stop look at the wooly armpit on her
very bad
a proper haircut, a full shave of the armpit, and a change in her attitude and she might find a man to date.
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Male 203
@discoxd: Epic win.
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Male 58
ahhhh!!!!! do a barrel... oh n/m the gravitational pull is too strong, eject!!!!
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Female 119
@ a1butcher, any girl with a brain just wants a man who is a great guy. money<love
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Male 559
A woman has GOT to know her limitations.
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Male 312
@kbubb91: More like 1 in a billion
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Female 330
pui is right... i believe this. wow.
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Male 4,807
Is that not the "standards" most women look for in a man?
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Male 8,302
> perhapsmaybe
> this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid

I see you haven`t been on the internet very long.
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Female 133
Apache C5 this is command. Fire at will. Over.
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Male 39,552
looking at the waddle under her arms I`m thinking

less is more
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Female 3,574
[quote]this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid.[/quote]
You have too much faith in the human race.
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Male 795
Update: Still looking.
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Female 446
this has to be a joke. no one is that stupid.
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Male 353
This should read: "I`m looking for a man, possibly a plastic model, who can recognize at least figures. I can spell "BMW" and have been run over by a Mercedes and a few sports cars.I enjoy being taken out of my cage and slammed into a concrete column like a Princess...."
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Male 89
I think she is shooting way above her limits. Its a one in a million chance that she will actually get what she wants. She would have better luck playing the lotto. :P LOL
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Male 150
@Righteous-X I would agree if not for the fact that most transexuals are hot because their bodies are sculpted by surgeons, which is clearly not the case here. In her case however, I do believe, god was just being a dick.
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Female 7
To me, she looks like a transsexual in the two bottom photos, just saying.
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Female 1,386
Heh I love it when fat people have piggy noses.
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Male 83
how, reasonable. the art of "aiming low" at it`s finest.
The stars tell me, Mr. Right is about show up at your doorstep on his pink unicorn to take you with him to his kingdom of all the fairies.
keep reaching for the stars. Yes you can!
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Female 709
Those are some sexy chicken wings she has there. Try to keep your pants on, guys.
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Male 150
I believe this should be a "Daddy Didn`t Hug Me"
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Male 2,748
LOL @ GreyYes... ballooned up redneck prostitute. thats freakin hilarious and accurate as hell
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Male 2,748
xD FAIL
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Female 1,604
Can she fit in a BMW? I tell you I drive my daughters and I am not big, and I have a hard time getting in and out of that thing
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Female 654
is that dirt in the shower? or are the roaches moving out finally..after years of threatening...they just cant live like that you know
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Male 143
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If that was my bitch of a kid I would slap her!
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Male 7
get me a bottle of everclear and ill take her out
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Male 46
are you serious.
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Female 31
I threw up a bit in my mouth.
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Male 931
Troll.
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Male 328
awwww, i think ive met "the one" you guys!
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Male 10,855
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNo
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Male 534
I kinda want to slap the parents for allowing this to grow up like that.
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Male 2,049
Bitch looks like she eats six figures worth of calories a week and I doubt she can fit in a sports car.
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Male 296
that a whale in the top right?
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Female 151
shes screwed...and i`m scarred for life after the shower picture X_X
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Male 327
@kaagan, I believe your avatar accurately describes this
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Female 864
Not gonna happen .
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Male 12,138
Command, this is Apache C5 Actual. We have visual on the target. Repeat, we have visual. Request permission to fire, over.
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Male 5,094
So much rage in this forum.
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Female 131
wow, someone thinks too highly or themselves.
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Male 1,627
GENTLEMEN THE HARPOONS!
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Male 2,229
That woman needs to either lose weight or shape up (ie exercise)
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Male 907
I completely thought the thumbnail to this link was of a baby.
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Male 271
""can she fit in a sports car?"

A think a Hummer may be her best bet"

Without a roof it is
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Female 418
being fat is one thing, but she isnt fat. she is morbidly freaking obese. Obviously its her fault she is a fat ass, no ones metabolism is that bad.

damn, i hope thats a joke. what human would want to go out with that thing.

She looks like a ballooned up redneck prostitute
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Male 456
"can she fit in a sports car?"

A think a Hummer may be her best bet
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Male 159
stick it in a blender
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Female 470
You know, not all fat people are ugly. I think she`s actually cute in the face; however, her body type is simply atrocious. There are women out there who are overweight and still have curves and can still look good in clothes. This woman looks like the fork impregnated her. She probably wouldn`t look so bad if it weren`t for the way her body is shaped.

REGARDLESS of this though, whether she`s pretty or not, acting like that surely won`t get her a man. Hell, I`m overweight and I have a hard enough time getting guys, and I act like a normal human being with normal standards! Good luck, woman that likes to fornicate with forks. :)
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Male 244
"At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work..."

You`re a fool if you think it`s the only way to "score" a decent girl.
It doesn`t hurt though.
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Male 119
can she fit in a sports car?
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Male 29
Craiglist`s should have e-harmony commercials `nuff said
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Male 15,510
Never a picture of a girl on a shower looked so... creepy...
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Female 3
i sort of feel like i know it...

or maybe there are just too many of these types around.
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Male 246
She`s going to be lonely quite a while.

At least for me, my entire motivation for working out a lot, going to law school so I can get that six figure job is to score a decent girl... And people like this think they`re entitled without having to put in any of the work...
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Male 159
her fat swallowed her boobs, no boobage.
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Male 7,813
what a surprise, pychgeek is sticking up for the delusional fatty. its the same story everytime people on here make fun of a fat girl who thinks shes hot.
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Female 1,043
one word...LIPOSUCTION.
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Male 496
People that say "beauty is on the inside" are clearly not thinking straight. Look at this bird right, now pretend she had the best personality ever. Would you sleep with her? Would you drat! Ok now take a hit chick that is a complete bat mouth, would you sleep with her? Sure you would, you`d just ignore her or put a salami in her mouth. Personality balanced against looks is what makes a good partner, not just personality. Obviously if you are a dirty tramp like the bird above then you need to lower your standards considerably in order to find someone that finds you "attractive". "Attractive" being a measure of how willing to put up with the shortcomings you have in either the looks or personality dept the person interested in you is.
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Female 261
Unfortunately, the one-night stands with hot, rich guys do only come to rail-thin, big-busted, platinum-blond, super-model women. (For the record, I by no means fit that category.) I really doubt she`d find happiness with one of those guys, anyway. They tend to be shallow, and move from one girl to the next without a thought. She can do much better with one of those "pansies"...at least they`d really treat her like a lady.
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Male 633
well if she is allowed to want a model who drives a bmw and makes 6 figures, then i`m allowed to want a girl that looks decent and takes care of her body. :)
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Male 594
This is f*cking ridiculous.
This girl needs to get a wake-up call.

Dear, you`re fat as hell and you`re (probably) devoid of any meaningful talent/skill to make it in society on your own.

Which is why you`re in need of some rich guy to sustain you.

What can you offer in return, instead of being a hideous, spoiled, little brat?
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Male 397
Ha.. haha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Male 364
Okay, just for MsMalicious...

Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!! of what she looks like, her attitude and completely stinking high opinion of herself will mean she`ll never find a man.
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Male 343
For those of you who say beauty is on the inside, you must either like dissecting people, or like jelly filled things. :)
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Male 58
someone tell me you have the link have the link to this page
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Female 179
I feel traumatized by the shower picture
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Female 1,148
picky picky.
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Female 133
I am tired of seeing people saying we need to stop being so mean to morbidly obese people, and that the problem in our society is that we are mean to them and don`t accept them for who they are. No the problem in our society is that it IS now acceptable to be a morbidly obese drain on society, to be on disability because you are to fat to walk more than 10 feet. THAT is what is wrong with out country.
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Male 542
Only IAB could turn this humorous picture into 5 pages of arguement.
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Male 394
"Irregardless of your opinion i will say what I want." -sheaton319

What the drat is irregardless?
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Female 1,071
Well, she knows what she wants.
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Male 13
I like fat girls. I hate gold diggers... Therefore, I`m neutral.
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Male 773
..kill it with fiar. @everyone who`s bitching about ppl calling her fat, you don`t seem to get that if someone doesnt turn you on, or float your boat, you cant find them "beautiful". you may say beauty is on the inside, but thats only half the story, because a whole person isnt just inside of them, but they have an outside too.
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Male 136
It`s funneh `cuz it`s controversial!
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Male 503
stop searching i found "the one" for you
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Male 1,351
"Please flag with care"

More like, "please shag with care"
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Male 560
@MsMalicious

Irregardless of your opinion i will say what I want.
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Female 171
I get the feeling this is a joke...
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Female 8,043
for those of you who are still wanting to stand up on your soap box, please exit this comment section and join the politically correct contributers on the bp oil spill post. this section is not meant for the humor impared.
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Female 444
If you don`t try at all, you never have a chance...
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Male 686
Oh for pitties sake women shut the hell up, go whine somewhere else, she is fat, ugly inside and out and completly insane.

Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
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Male 3,755
"But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot."

Uhhhhhhhhh...duh.
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Female 291
I DESPISE it when people say Irregardless.

Its Fuc**** REGARDLESS!!!
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Male 3,755
Bleh. Gross.
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Male 2,506
LMFAOOOO Thank god I dont qualify
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Male 686
Oh for pitties sake women shut the hell up, go whine somewhere else, she is fat, ugly inside and out and completly insane.

Oh and we dont care if it is fake we are talking about it being real so either go find proof it is fake or zip it
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Male 5,194
>> no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel

If she looked like a supermodel, she wouldn`t post an ad like this. Fit women don`t lie to themselves the way fat women do.
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Male 364
Irregardless of what she looks like, her attitude and completely stinking high opinion of herself will mean she`ll never find a man.
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Male 699
DO NOT WANT!
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Female 8,043
p-geek.....

but i am old and immature....i have nothing else to do. admit it i made you chuckle at least once!
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Female 1,798
kitteh..

let it go, man. just let it go.
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Male 3,431
Aw man and she`s 26. That means that her "good years" are all behind her now.
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Female 8,043
p-geek left to get her bunny a sps-3 bomb suit.
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Male 503
piggy goes oink oink
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Male 12,365
[quote]But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.[/quote]

If she was hot, it would make more sense for her to be advertising herself as an expensive prostitute. Although it wouldn`t actually work because expensive prostitutes need style, class and charisma, none of which she has. If she had enough of those, she might make it as an expensive prostitute.
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Female 248
""Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel"

yes...yes we would!"

No, you wouldn`t. There`s a hierarchy of attractiveness, or maybe a caste system, according to the IAB commenters, where you can only want someone of your own status.

Anyways, nobody knows whether or not this girl is a model earning 6 figures (although if she was a 6 ifgure earning model, somebody would know her), give it a break.
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Female 3,574
I wish I could do that o_O
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Female 8,043
heres another fattie in desperate need of a pundit. please someone pro-fattie come help her!www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FoyV4b_xg&feature=related
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Female 3,574
They posted it in a public domain. They clearly aren`t being private about it.
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Female 452
I doubt anyone on craigslist ever expects their ad to get posted on a site like IAB for thousands of people to ridicule them.
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Female 3,574
I`m sure she`d look at some fat dude and criticize him. Why is it so awful for us to give her a taste of her own medicine?
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Female 3,574
If someone says "I want someone Hot! You better be hot enough!" they are pretty much asking for their own appearance to be criticized. If someone is going to care so much about everyone else`s looks, isn`t it hypocritical of that person to not like her appearance criticized?
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Female 452
"Here`s a double standard for you: If she was stereotypically attractive, Raokin would be calling her out for being such a b*tch."

In that case, I wouldn`t care, actually.
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Female 8,043
@pui thanks for your lolz....i lol at your stuff all the time too! hugs!
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Female 8,043
did anyone like my `splodin bunnies?
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Female 3,574
Well, while I would agree that some of the comments are out of line, I still think she pretty much asked for it for posting this ad.
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Female 276
dude she looks about 12 :/
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Female 8,043
don`t any of the "pro-fattie" people realize that iab loves to post this kind of stuff, knowing everyone will say funny harsh things, and those things will in turn offend someone, who will find themselves morally obligated to defend said "picked upon pitiful person", thus creating lots of comments, views, and controversy, which looks good on paper to potential advertisers. lighten up....you can`t save the world....and use my motto:
if you can`t laugh at yourself.....make fun of someone else.
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Male 322
"Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel"

yes...yes we would!
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Female 452
"So because she`s not stereotypically "pretty" we should all pet her on the head and tell her it`s okay to be so shallow?"

Not at all. I agree with the comments saying that she is being shallow and that she is definitely looking for guys "out of her league". I`m just tired of seeing the same old immature, cruel comments about someone`s appearance.
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Female 3,574
Here`s a double standard for you: If she was stereotypically attractive, Raokin would be calling her out for being such a b*tch.
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Male 3,327
I`m not a skinny person. I`m fat. I`m unattractive. I know this. I also know that a model who makes six figures and can treat me like her boy toy is out of my league. You have to be realistic, people. There is someone out there for her, but I doubt it will be a model who makes six figures and can treat her like a princess.
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Female 3,574
So because she`s not stereotypically "pretty" we should all pet her on the head and tell her it`s okay to be so shallow?
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Female 452
Yeah this girl posted an ad on craigslist, but no one would be making fun of her if she looked like a supermodel. Any one of us could have an unflattering/humorous picture taken at a party and then find that picture posted on the internet, with people making incredibly rude comments. I`m just overwhelmed by the harshness.
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Female 3,574
@moefreak EXACTLY.
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Female 1,963
I hope that whoever she finds isn`t as shallow as she is.
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Female 8,043
@p-geek
heres another if that one offended your sense of morality...bunnies n flowers oh my!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDEQVgyNz88
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Female 3,574
@PsychGeek, she`s still ugly on the inside. Stupid men might go for a hot girl with the same ugly personality, but that doesn`t mean this girl`s personality is okay.
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Male 363
Disgusting.
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Female 4,376
I actually don`t care about weight. I think she`s actually kinda cute. I just think her personality is disgusting and she sounds like a pretentious bitch. "i like mercedes and want to be treated like a princess". Get the f*ck over yourself. I hate thin chicks that act like that as well. Think that just because they throw up every meal and fake bake themselves that they suddenly deserve to be treated like they are a queen. You don`t deserve special treatment just because you`re "pretty".
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Female 3,574
LOL @kitteh9lives! I laughed but I have no idea why o_O
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Female 1,798
I agree with SarahOfBorg. it`s indicative of a huge double standard.
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Female 1,798
@ kitteh:

first of all, my bunny kicks your bunny`s ass. so ha!

secondly, a joke can all too easily turn into something much more viscous, and these comments represent a large problem in our society. now, i`ll agree that her personality, assuming this is real, needs a LOT of work. and no, she`s not stunningly gorgeous. but the comments about her looks were just unnecessary and reflect our views toward the overweight/obese in American society. i just think it`s a shame.
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Female 8,043
@p-geek
get over yourself. this is iab....we come here to have fun and joke. its a joke, the fat girls a joke. if you feel so strongly about the fat discrimination issue start a therapy group or picket ice cream sales at your local grocery store. and as far as my age i earned every wrinkle and gray hair i have.
p.s. my bunny could beat your bunny anytime
heres a link for what i think of cute bunnies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWaE_7pLhfg&feature=related
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Female 3,562
Somebody has been spoiled rotten and handed a huge plate of entitlement with zero discipline leading to a huge lack of self control and unrealistic expectations.
But nobody would think twice about this ad if she was hot.
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Male 10
I thought american hookers are cheap
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Female 3
She`s cute to me, physically. But ya personality may need a little work.
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Male 516
Does she have a license for all that ugly?
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Female 1,798
@ kitteh9lives:

you have the maturity level of a 15-year-old teenage boy. congrats. i would have expected better of you, considering your age.

why don`t you try growing up a bit? all the cool kids are doing it.
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Male 39,552
You`re right Dorkett ... she`s not that bad.

Until she opens her mouth and whines about what she deserves. ... That and her make up is unforgivable
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Male 12,365
She is greatly over-valuing herself as a prostitute.
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Male 129
What was that skit on Mad TV? "Lowered Expectations"? I think someone needs to tell this girl about it!
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Female 3,574
Eh, it has nothing to do with her looks, she has an ugly personality (if it is her who posted the ad). If it was a drop dead gorgeous blonde chick, I`d feel the same way, but sadly there would probably be a lineup for a girl like that, even with such hideous standards. >_O
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Female 8,043
@raokin
fat = funny
fat, funny + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
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Female 8,043
anyone who agrees with raokin must be fat
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Female 1,798
@ Sock 1122: no, she should NOT shut her face! some of the comments toward this woman have been cruel and completely unwarranted. it doesn`t matter if she posted this ad or not (for all we know, this may have been a prank someone pulled on her), she doesn`t deserve the awful remarks people are making.
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Female 1,798
I agree 100% with Raokin. you people need to grow up.
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Female 3,574
It`s sort of like how my boyfriend put it:

A woman, no matter how beautiful she is now, is depreciating in value as she ages.

A wealthy man who probably has many investments and such increases in value as time goes on.

Why then, should he invest so much time and effort in you anyway? :P Especially if you`re a shallow b*tch lmao.
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Male 274
@Raokin ohhhh shut ya face woman!
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Male 1,378
man the harpoons
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Male 868
Ew.
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Female 452
"haha what a disgusting person, inside and out"

Frankly, I think a lot of the people on here are acting far more disgusting than this girl.
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Male 1,162
I mean, if she was hot/beautiful herself, that would be one thing. But she`s a beggar trying to be a chooser. Not happenin`
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Male 1,043
Bwahahaha slut.
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Male 2,700
I do not EVER want to hear a fat girl call me shallow again when I wont give her my number..."Hope you`re hot enough" ?!?! Really?
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Male 25,417
Wow, so shallow!
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Female 8,043
1)whats on the floor/counter in pic 1?
2)what kind of make up won`t smudge at all during a shower in pic 3?
3)what girl looking for a 6 figure earning, hot model, that drives a bmw, doesn`t clean up her laundry before taking a pic (pic 4)
4)why isn`t anyone helping the beached whale in pic 2?


@raokin
fat = funny
fat + entitlement issues = fat funny b!tch
fat funny b!tch - man = this pathetic chick.
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Female 3,574
gawd I hate people like that.
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Female 58
woooow.. you people are harsh. she`s not *that* bad. def not on a par with the ke$ha girl. ok, if you put yourself on the internet like that then expect a little bit of teasing but really? there`s a whole fetish around big girls :-/ it`s a stupid ad from a girl who obviously needs to get her priorities in check but hardly needs eye bleach, the shower pic (thankfully, i admit) doesn`t even show anything.. sheesh!
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Male 776
"aren`t necessary to accomplish that"

you are absolutely right, a good beating stick does the job much better! remember everybody, when dealing with fat people pain>humiliation.
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Male 332
haha what a disgusting person, inside and out
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Male 39,552
She just described ME as her perfect man!

But I`m not interested. I`d join green peace if I wanted to help whales.
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Male 40,300
WOOF! Dat dere is some UGLY!
Well, I guess it can`t hurt to ask! Just don`t hold your breath Princess...
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Male 478
Troll.
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Male 239
@Raokin

Hey we`re all allowed to express ourselves.
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Male 2,593
Raokin "I feel sorry for her. This is bad, but does she deserve to be ridiculed all over the internet because she posted one absurd personal ad on craigslist?"

Yes, this may possibly bring her down to earth.
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Male 464
*bbblluurgghhhh* CHUNDERED Evrywar!
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Female 452
@xhaseox I agree, but comments like "I want to gouge my eyes out" or "Kill it with fire" aren`t necessary to accomplish that.
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Male 1,435
Reminds me of this song by Stephen Lynch: http://tinyurl.com/df7t94
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Female 7,997
Oh dear- no chance of her being happy with a nice chap who loves her, likes her and makes her laugh then!
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Male 519
@Raokin the only way she will learn to either do something about her standards or her size is if people tell her just how wrong she is with her way of thinking
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Male 390
I see craigslist ads like this all the time around here (New Mexico) Its disturbing....
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Female 204
Yeah, fat girls may need love too, but they gotta pay!
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Male 2,516
@raokin: YES
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Female 8,043
after seeing this, i want to shoot heroin in both my eyes and slit my wrists. this girl is delusional. the only way she will ever get the one "hot enough" for her is if the guy who could stand her would set himself on fire.
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Female 452
I feel sorry for her. This is bad, but does she deserve to be ridiculed all over the internet because she posted one absurd personal ad on craigslist?
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Female 134
Can not be unseen.
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Female 449
"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

Ive got a better idea, send her to africa, and THEN kill her with fire. You know, she could probably feed an entire village for a week.
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Male 1,108
"Hope you are hot enough!"

Erm, I will be once I get under the covers with all that blubber.

@Cobrakiller, yeah not a Nightmare you can`t wake up from.
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Male 1,149
Lmao has to be a joke.
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Male 268
The Scary part wa sI used to know a girl who thought the same way as this girl, she changed her tune as soon as her daddy booted her ass out the house and made her get a real job no she is married to a "everyday" guy with a kid, some people just needs a swift does of reality
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Male 55
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Male 71
Well at least she has high self esteem
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Female 150
o_o i just threw up a lil in my mouth looking at those pictures. well at least she doesnt have to worry about getting raped by craiglisters.
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Female 101
Big girls need love to but geez.... This bar is set in outer space.
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Female 449
fake
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Male 612
Wow what a materialistic ugly girl.
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Male 176
oh god...
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Male 7,813
im sorry, but to land a dream you have to be a dream.
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Female 452
Why would she take a picture of herself in the shower? :-(
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Male 3,369
Nothing wrong with aiming high.
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Female 721
Oh my god, I think I know her. She looks like a friend I had in middle school who was pretty much an attention whore and overweight. I`m going to die laughing if it is her.
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Male 300
Damn, no Mercedes, guess that puts me out of the running.
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Male 11,739
Wow, that is um.......wow.
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Male 1,351
I don`t anyone is "hot enought" to do...that.
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Male 20
Wow... that beach pic is just so hot.
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Female 1,380
well....at least she has confidence...
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Male 740
how can you look that that and still have that attitude?
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Male 1
ralph
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Male 2,034
Wow I really hope this is a joke...
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Male 9
The only man that could treat this whale right is a fisherman.
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Male 195
oh god ew
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Male 20,827
Link: Craigslist: Girl Still Hasn`t Found Right One [Pic [Rate Link] - Don`t stop looking until you get the man you deserve, Princess...
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