Christina Aguilera`s Video, Not Myself Tonight

Submitted by: firetiger16 7 years ago in Weird

We know, we know, no one on the Mighty I-A-B is a fan of Christina Aguilera. But you might be after watching this video.
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Female 43
doesnt this remind you of an old madonna video?
cant remember what it was called but it had the same concept. . . .just cleaner and with talent.
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Male 136
Of course she`s "not herself", she`s too busy being Lady Gaga just like every other female pop star lately.
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Female 5
Of course they have to sell sex and perfume, it`s not like they get paid for being talented. If they did we wouldn`t have this video or Gaga ... and on the "christina imitating gaga" subject, do you really think lady gaga just woke up one day and said "hey, i think im going to become an untalented whore and sing about things like poker and stuff"? Do you really think the idea just come out of her ass? No. She figured if Madonna can do it why can`t it? Except madonna is madonna and she/he is just gaga xD
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Male 35
Pay attention all you coming of age girls! This is how you`re REALLY supposed to be in life.

I`m amazed at how desensitized I am to this kind of thing. Not only do I not care, all I see is everything I see every day anyhow on plain old TV. The old additive "sex sells" is slowly starting to fade. There such a thing as "too much of a good thing".
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Female 934
I`m not impressed.
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Male 1,371
Well, that sucked.
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Male 439
I literaly got to 43 sec and had to stop cause I waz blushing :*
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Male 315
"please dont pretend that lady gaga created the idea of being a bicurious whore in videos people, its all been done before"

total agreement. Madonna did all this years ago, noone is copying Gaga.
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Male 8
Ahhh female pop star doing a video were she parades around like a slut. Not original but who the heck cares? Also like others have posted like how some are comparing her to Gaga, there is nothing original about Gaga she is just imitating people who have come before her like Madonna. Don`t get why some people are acting like what Gaga is doing as never been done before. Anyway from a visual stand point like the video.
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Female 171
...wth
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Male 84
i love how all of the males love this and all the females have negative comments. hahaha i love this, for the record. i really am jealous for the two guys how grabbed her ta ta`s early in the video and that guy at the end who gets to dry hump her
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Female 60
please dont pretend that lady gaga created the idea of being a bicurious whore in videos people, its all been done before
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Female 525
Shameless perfume marketing. lawl.
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Female 7
i guess lady gaga sells in the pop world so everyone wants to act/dress like her in their music videos... its the same alice cooper gimmick... shock tactics
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Male 630
love it...
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Male 10,440
I`ma downloadin` this.
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Female 276
@epiphany101 - i dont feel the market for mainstream music is getting younger at all, i got into mainstream music really young as a kid...then realised it was all poo an found better music. point being kids have always listened to music, its not getting younger. plus in general i dont see how this is any worse than some of her otherr videos?
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Female 512
I like to think I`m reasonably liberal...but seriously - given that the market for mainstream music is getting younger & younger, when the heck did it become ok to use soft core bondage pron as a music video?!
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Female 1,441
Nope. Still don`t care about her.
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Male 202
Sex sells......
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Male 161
"We know, we know, no one on the Mighty I-A-B is a fan of Christina Aguilera"


I`m a fan of Christina Aguilera.
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Female 268
Woahwoahwoah Christina isn`t trying to be Lady Gaga. Her videos have always been like this and she came wayy before gaga
research your facts!
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Male 600
lol...
yea i agree with u moefreak.
this isnt a music video. its just softcore porn.
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Male 265
Tokio: I was thinking the same thing. This looks like a 90`s era Madonna video. Seen it all before.
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Female 1,963
Oh and I thought I`d mention that the ring she has on her hand at the beginning is a "hand job ring".
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Female 1,963
Yeah, she`s "not herself tonight" because she`s trying desperately to be lady gaga.
I think this video is a lot more soft core porn and perfume commercial than music video.
And the song is TERRIBLE. I was pretty much on board with her last album, but this song isn`t even... it sounds so messy somehow. It`s not catchy at all. There`s nothing special about it.
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Male 37
the way they put make up now is retarded
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Female 412
> Was that the black stuff she was pouring all over herself at the 2:49 mark?

No, it was the perfume bottle she was spraying herself with... >>
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Female 412
Am I the only one that sees this is just a total rip-off of any Madonna video ever?
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Male 716
Lame video is lame.
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Female 34
WOW
i could of sworn she has a husband and child...
her kid would be traumatized watching this video.
just sayin`.
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Male 113
Apparently rather than herself she`s Lady Gaga.
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Female 4,376
Actually I am a fan of her but I don`t like a lot of hew newer stuff.
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Female 2,289
the song sucks but she`s still sexy
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Male 15,832
[quote]... did she really just advertise her perfume in her video?[/quote]
Was that the black stuff she was pouring all over herself at the 2:49 mark?
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Female 51
Not impressed.
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Female 198
I hate it when artists try to promote stuff in their videos- a phone AND perfume, come on now.
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Female 1,604
interesting, I don`t listen to her kind of music, I like classic rock and rob zombie and NIN, however I think she is very pretty. Madonna got away with doing that stuff for many years and still tries to pull it off even though she is like a dinosaur.
Music is all about expressing yourself.
I found the video fun to watch. Same with Lady Gaga, don`t like her music, but her videos are fun to watch.
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Male 560
Wait why am I supposed to like her now?
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Female 527
her voice is awesome and it always has been but did she really just advertise her perfume in her video?
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Male 554
I`d hit that.
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Male 1,610
I`m not watching this either.
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Male 1,404
Oh, that was supposed to be "music?" I thought that noise was donkey screwing a cat.
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Male 343
Nope, wrong. I still hate this bleach-blond freak. And her voice still sucks.
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Female 1,199
Okay then... I guess she`ll never stop being a hoebag. >_>; At least she doesnt have that nasty oily, greasy hair/body look anymore. Ugh.

But really... I judge music by the actual music, not by the content of the music video... So I`m not really impressed at all by this. :|
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Male 675
It all depends on your fetish I guess. I`m curious about the wardrobe costs, since latex, good latex anyway, is not cheap. Some of those can run $150-$300 US per piece easy, making the outfits cost anywhere from $500-$2,000 a pop. And considering how many there were in the video, I start to see dollar signs, and I begin to pity who`s pockets this came out of, deep or not.
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Male 89
Isn`t it time to grow up?
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Male 286
sluts are awesome... when they don`t look like drag queens.
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Female 509
Ugh. So every night she turns into a whore?
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Male 3,631
They`re still pouring money into her. I`m so sick of this type of goddamn content - that goes for Gaga too.
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Male 571
kill it with fire
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Female 179
I feel really bad for her kid once he`s older
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Female 665
It sucks now that, even after all these years, everything Christina does is going to be compared to Gaga.
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Female 709
Ugh it was so tacky... It was some freakish MadonnaxLady Gaga hybrid. Someone put it down already.
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Female 249
this song sucks
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Male 25,417
pretty much ripping off madonna anyway!
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Female 10
ew..that wasnt sexy at all.
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Male 325
Why does this feel so much like Rupal meets Trinity ... Rupal`s dragrace meets Matrix :P hahah
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Male 235
meh
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Male 3,482
Did anybody else laugh at how poorly edited in that fire was?

I wouldn`t mind being one of her back-up dancers... Particularly one of the ones that got to just stand behind her and grab her bewbs...

[quote]It will be about three months before we openly see a bunch of poseur bondage f-tards walking on every street in suburbia.[/quote]
Dammit.. I need a new style now, before I end up like the goth kids from South Park after Twilight came out...

[quote]my pants are getting tight.[/quote]
No offense, but I don`t think too many people follow your standards. After all... We`ve seen your hard drive, Fancy... We know the kind of creepy sh*t you`re into...
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Male 329
Nope...still hate her..and madonna made this same video 20 years ago
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Male 182
I think she is hot but video is just retread of many others
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Male 7,817
does anybody else see madonna from 20 years ago? this is probably the least sexy i have ever seen her.
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Male 179
umm, do I...do I pay her now?
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Female 612
Why would this video change anyone`s opinion of Christina Aguilera`s music?
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Male 331
Looks like teh slutty version of Lady GaGa.

I`d hit it.
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Male 252
Shes trying to be lady gaga...
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Male 306
i saw this video on like the Spanish version of MTV with my grandma on mothers day...it was very weird..not very mother day appropriate..well maybe she is a mother now
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Male 14
Anybody got a link accessible from Europe?
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Male 645
Bad music + Sex appeal = corporate $$$
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Male 69
sorry bout the caps.
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Male 69
I THOUGHT THE LITTLE GIRLS DANCING TO BEYONCE WAS A HOTTER?????
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Male 2,549
I`m going to have to watch that again a little more closely...for research purposes of course.
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Female 305
I like this.
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Male 10,338
She`s still hotter than the crotch on a hooker in hell.

But my lord she sucks more and more as the minutes pass.
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Female 209
This makes me sad...She looks GREAT, especially for having whelped a kid. But the song is mildly boring and the video is a cross between Madonna and Lady Gaga...
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Female 1,682
Haha...Wut.

Though all things considered she is sexy for her age/having a baby not to long ago.
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Male 17,512
So after years of trying to imitate Britney Spears, Now she`s imitating Lady Gaga.
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Male 99
im a genie in a bottle
ya gotta rub me the right way

go gaga!
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Female 1,172
I was disappointed with the song itself. Luckily all the sexy pictures made me forget about that. :)
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Female 32
Come on people... Lady Gaga is avant garde while this video is pure fetish... latex clothing, whips, gimp masks and.... sparkly gag balls. Sounds like Fancy`s typical Friday night.
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Male 203
She has always been a gorgeous specimen of humanity at it`s finest. She looks really good, especially for having a baby not so long ago.
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Female 66
doesnt she have a husband or some poo ? , he would not be veryy happy .
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Male 26
Oh come on Xenophonix you can`t really think that. I can think of a million more ways to top that video in terms of shock factor. Like adding poop.
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Female 864
Super sexy videos are nothing new for her ,remember Dirty? Entertaining though .The add for The Stereos before it though ugh, worst crap generic sounding band ever.
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Female 195
The only way you could top that video in terms of shock factor is if she just stripped off and actually had sex on camera... cheap and sad attempt at making a forgettable song get some viewers...
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Male 20,828
my pants are getting tight.
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Female 179
She looks like she`s trying play off of Lady Gaga`s shock value.
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Male 7,378
Very sexy. Me likey.
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Male 964
It won`t play for me....THANK GOD! (not intending to stir up a flame war here, just a figure of speech)
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Male 3,285
no-ones a fan of christina aguilera? Are you drating retarded? I bet youre fans of lady gaga though.
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Male 541
Sign me up for her song that`s 3-1/2 minutes of her unable to sing.

****

You pretty much described all of her songs there....
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Male 1,378
I am NOT watching that
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Male 138
I have to admit, I liked the parts when she had the gag on, simply b/c she couldn`t "sing" with that thing on. Sign me up for her song that`s 3-1/2 minutes of her unable to sing.
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Male 304
When it comes to music videos, Unless good video games or The Beatles are involved I don`t really care.
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Male 3,327
Madonna 2.0?
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Male 953
She kind of looks like a drag queen if you ask me.
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Male 1,685
third worst song of all time.
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Female 141
She looks like she mixed Madonna, Gaga, Gwen Stefani, and a splash of Marylin Manson to come up with her own completely unoriginal style.
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Male 541
All I could think for the entire video was "I really want that monocle"
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Female 74
That`s great. It will be about three months before we openly see a bunch of poseur bondage f-tards walking on every street in suburbia.
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Male 104
She`s still retarded. That`s probably the worst music video ever made.
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Male 1,297
btw madonna was not the first to do this type of thing
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Male 182
Sweet Lady Gaga has a new video out?
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Female 238
Lovely.This is the same woman who said, "Lady Gaga? Never heard of her" when posed with the question as to whether or not she copied her style prior to the Pokerface video. And I thought I liked Christina Aguilera; too bad she`s nothing but a sellout.
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Male 5,194
*yawn* Formulaic crap. Nothing original to see here, move along.
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Female 22
Once some famous popstar gets a lot of attention for doing something weird, all the others have to hop on the bandwagon and be weird too.
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Male 223
Who does she think she is? Lady Gaga?
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Male 387
I hate its voice and its face. Just kill it. Please.
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Female 16
rofl...she`s vajazzled!
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Male 58
You see, that`s the thing about fetish... It makes even Christina Aguilera hot.
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Female 2,509
annnnddd, so?
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Male 3,255
"But you might be after watching this video."

A half-porn video with retardedly dressed women isn`t gonna make me start liking garbage like kid-pop music.
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Male 451
I don`t care for her music, but I wouldn`t mind rocking all night long with her. if you know what i mean...
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Female 1,001
Has she been taking tips from Gaga?
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Male 4,593
All I`m sayin` is that she could eat crackers in my bed anytime.
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Female 73
I love her voice, but am generally not a fan of the music she does. This seems like she`s trying to horn in on Lady Gaga`s gig.

Also I don`t know if everyone sees the same advertisement before the video, but the Queen of Jordan is hot!
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Male 2,345
agggg pure crap...and she looks terrible in this vid...cheap whore anyone? why does the world keep accepting this run of the mill talentelss dribble known as pop music? I guess a great majority of people don;t want to be challanged by their music or actually listen to something with true meaning...

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Female 291
Still not a fan.

I like some of the boots though.

Reminds me of Madonna though....Human Nature anyone?
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Male 203
ugggh. this video must have been produced by lady gaga. too bad.
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Male 575
It seems I`m not able to see the movie. This is quite unsettling.
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Male 15,510
She is soooo overrated
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Female 362
Link: Christina Aguilera`s Video, Not Myself Tonight [Rate Link] - We know, we know, no one on the Mighty I-A-B is a fan of Christina Aguilera. But you might be after watching this video.
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