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Date: 05/26/10 07:31 AM

38 Responses to Chinese Dinosaur Name Shocks No One [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of brucie222
    brucie222 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Link: Chinese Dinosaur Name Shocks No One - Greatest dinosaur name ever? No wonder they are almost all extinct, they died of jealousy.
  2. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:33 am
    My past life, obviously.
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:34 am
    How many wang does a saurus need ?
  4. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Yes I suppose it would make us very sore with it`s two wangs....
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Cousin of the Mega-sore-ass
  6. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:35 am
    Two wang? Oh, sore us...
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:44 am
    length: 6.67 meters
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36654 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:48 am
    two wangs?
    so that means this species had twice the brain power of other male dinosaurs
  9. Profile photo of RavenLee
    RavenLee Female 18-29
    44 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Ummm ok yes I agree the name is awesome, but something has to be pointed out here, "Greatest dinosaur name ever, no wonder they are almost all extinct, they died of jealousy" just for future reference all the Dinosaurs are already extinct. There are creatures still around from that time like turtles but they themselves are not Dinosaurs. Just sayin :)
  10. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:11 am
    He was known as Cpt. Hyman Shocker back in the day.
  11. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:25 am
    it doesnt matter if it had two...its Chinese, they`d be small anyway
  12. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
    im laughing at

    two wang oh sore ? LOL?
  13. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:20 am
    @RavenLee obviously you`ve never heard of the Ogopogo, Cadborosaurus or Nessy :P

    On a serious note though, birds are theropod dinosaurs and therefore the group dinosauria has survived to the present.

  14. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Its greatest predator is the Pedosaurus, which preys on the Twowangohsoreus`s young...
  15. Profile photo of vitaminjunky
    vitaminjunky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:41 am
    The part before the "osaurus" reads like pinyin... as a beginner Mandarin student, I`d read it as "Twoh-dzyang".
  16. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:54 am
    "it doesnt matter if it had two...its Chinese, they`d be small anyway"

    Just imagine its African cousin, the Damnitsamassivecockasaurus.....
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Wang just means "King" in Chinese, so it`s not as dirty as it sounds.
  18. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:43 am
    This is epic....holy crap...
  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:17 am
    It looks a lot like a triballatops.
  20. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:31 am
    OldOllie, that is the funniest poo I`ve heard all day. Thank you.
  21. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:34 am
    what do u mean "almost all extinct".....?
  22. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Ruthless, alligators and birds and other lizards are all remnants of the dinosaur era, so you could argue that they never fully died off I guess.
  23. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    ALMOST all extinct?
  24. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    "ALMOST all extinct?"

    --Arn`t crocodiles/alligators/bearded dragons descendants from dinosaurs? idk. Just pulling poo out of my ass. :)
  25. Profile photo of tinyhulk
    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    @ Ace

    birds and gators are descendants of dinosaurs. :D
  26. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    It says "almost all extinct" because Jurassic Park is set to open next summer IRL.
  27. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Two wang. lol.
  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Well I`ve done the two wang thing with a woman or two and they definitely had a sore as afterwards.
  29. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    hahaha LOL, two wang oh sore us
  30. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Don`t iguanas also have two?
  31. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    HAHAHA lionhart. you sir, win this:


  32. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Two wang lizard leaves other dinosaurs with sore as`
  33. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:12 am
    took me a while to get it

    xD
  34. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Are those the wangs on the tail? Frankly if BOTH your wangs are sore then you`re doing it too hard.
  35. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:36 am
    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    Lickalotapuss!! Ahahaha! What? Not funny? I know, sorry. I`ll be over here.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    riiggght!
  37. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 4:35 am
    @ uhmerikin: It`s been a long time since I`ve logged in to I-A-B. I have to say that you`re comment was the first in a long while that actually triggered me to comment once again. As a reaction I say: Hahahaha, that sh*t`s brilliant.
  38. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Sadly I knew about this dinosaur years before I found this picture. I`ve only just realised how dirty its name is :l

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