Boy Survives Moose Attack Thanks to WoW

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2007/12/boy-survives-mo/

And they say all video games brings is violence.
There are 49 comments:
Male 17
He was kiting the moose while his sister was hearth stoning back home.
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Female 126
Feign death?? Was he out of ammo?? Didn`t he know to let his pet take aggro while he burned the moose down?

Kids these days.
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Male 206
A moose ate my sister once....
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Female 635
lmao
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Female 126
Feign death?? Was he out of ammo?? Didn`t he know to let his pet take aggro while he burned the moose down?

Kids these days.
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Female 1,593
FFS, nab. That`s why you travel with a holy priest. Priest pops Shield on you, and you can sprint away to get out of combat.

Anyway, my lovely priest would pwn his huntard.
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Male 1,371
REAAAAALLLY old and still stupid.
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Male 312
"My priest would probably sh*t all over his hunter.
Feign death does nothing in PvP."

Actually, if the opponent isn`t very concentrated or is "casual" Feign Death can work a little.
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Male 594
My priest would probably sh*t all over his hunter.
Feign death does nothing in PvP.
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Male 2,552
>Gerry
Uhm, yes they are.
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Male 39,614
a moose? those aren`t indigenous to Norway
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Male 716
@Batmanners

Shut it.
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Male 4,004
WTF? I-A-B...you disappoint me.

I will say it, although someone else should have said it first.
Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?
See our lovely lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And many interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A Moose once bit my sister

No really, she was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE FAULT IN THE SUBTITLES. THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED.

Mind you moose bites can be pretty nasty.
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Male 3,619
oh snap
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Male 1,505
wtb Shimmering Bracers of Moose Avoidance, pst
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Female 3,828
lol @ leroy jenkins reference
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Male 15,832
He should have just gone all Leeroy Jenkins on the damned moose.
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Male 601
I wonder what level the moose was...
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Female 4,376
Now I want to make a hunter because that sounds like an awesome skill.
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Male 418
playing dead is common sense, if u need to play videos games to learn common sense, ur screwed
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Male 496
I`d have used misdirect...
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Male 299
We`ve seen this story on here before...
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Male 199
LOLNEWBS THERE ARE NO MOOSE IN WOW... and deer are only level 5 critters, so jesus, if he couldn`t have one shot that thing he shoulda died.

more serious, what a bamf
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Male 774
I don`t need to worry about that at all, got my dead ringer right here.
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Female 99
Hmmm this was 2007 guys , Very old :P
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Female 40
As a fellow hunter I have to say....the kid was lucky...moose are lvl 50 mobs.....


xD
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Male 367
The sister was probably a stupid useless before-buff ret pally.
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Male 8,302
"Hans is now suing his local Council for 30 gold pieces and unspecified Hunting Experience which they failed to provide following the incident."
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Male 304
ORLY?
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Female 877
and that`s why i`m playing it
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Male 25,417
Wow, its actually good for something!
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Female 126
Feign death?? Was he out of ammo?? Didn`t he know to let his pet take aggro while he burned the moose down?

Kids these days.
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Male 2,893
A hunter?
commonnnnnnn.
I could totally crit that noob moose.
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Male 698
i wish i can afford to play wow
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Male 343
He should have just let it kill and release to the nearest graveyard.

The rogue vanish thing... i use my evasion/cloak of shadows, then vanish+sprint. bam. life saved in WoW.

The warriors final shout or wtvr its called wouldnt work.

Point of the comment-- be glad he played a hunter. Also, he looks a bit young to be on WoW. and hunters are soooooooo generic to me. i cant stand them.
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Male 988
"Lucky he didn`t play a rogue. Vanish never works, you end up popping sprint, and they still catch you."
L2slowing poison nub.
And if he rolled rogue, he could`ve just put on Anesthetic Poison... It would`ve dispelled the enrage effect if he hit it a couple times and the moose would be screwed.

Yes. I do have a girlfriend, so GTFO.
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Male 988
Well I sure hope he doesn`t think he`s a shaman, because he`ll be really surprised when he cant reincarnate.
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Female 137
Fake, this little boy was outside and plays World of Warcraft, clearly this story cannot be real.
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Male 1,151
This is soooooooooo old.
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Female 612
The comments on the link are hilarious.
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Male 383
Repost...?
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Female 430
I sort of laughed. But it all makes sense in the end. o_O
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Male 41
Lucky he didn`t play a rogue. Vanish never works, you end up popping sprint, and they still catch you.
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Male 395
sorry for double post:

this old
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Male 548
hahaha feign death. what a kid.
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Male 395
check the date on the article people, this is really old.
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Male 302
This is old news, still interesting though.
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Male 5,314
interesting
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Male 2,551
Link: Boy Survives Moose Attack Thanks to WoW [Rate Link] - And they say all video games brings is violence.
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