Best Name Of The Month [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Oh how my life would have been so much better had I been given this man"s epic name.
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Male 25,416
o yeah, thats a awesome name!
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Male 225
LOL
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Male 18
OMFG LOVES IT
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Male 454
LMFAO!
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Female 839
that`s drating amazing
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Male 2,893
That`s a badass name.
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Male 136
Ha, and that`s just the reserve.
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Male 2,690
What a name! :D
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Male 606
I would let him date any of my female relatives!!
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Female 635
o:

AWSOME
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Male 134
2 in the stink. 3 in the pink
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Male 105
When I was in the US Navy back in the 90`s, I thought someone was playing an old joke when I heard "SN Stain, Quarterdeck" while visiting another ship. It took all my self control to not bust a gut when I saw a female sailor with the name Stain stenciled on her uniform.....
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Male 660
Hey! Iwas censored by IAB! Should be "Sheila Dickshxt"
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Male 660
Sheila Dickpoo: Chief Minister of Delhi.
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Male 1,590
RepOLDst.
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Male 487
lol, my personal favorite is dick pound from the IOC
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Male 2,159
I found a better one!


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Male 699
ha i get it, like hymen breaker
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Male 2,510
amazing.
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Male 2,159
I bet he lived up to that at some point in his life. I`m not sure it`s as good as Sargeant Manley Power though. Or a thief called Robin Banks.
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Male 285
Now that`s a real American.
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Female 248
Ow...
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Female 3,828
AHAHAHAHA i wasnt expecting that!!
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Female 1,071
I`d hit it. What? I would.
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Female 134
I once found an ID with the name Robyn Hieman....yea...
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Male 203
Wow. Look at itkonlyyou79. Someone delete her ass.
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Male 9
I hope you know you misspelled "forever" as "month."
Silly mistake. Yes, this guy has the "Best Name Of The Forever."
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Male 1,371
\ ||,|

Shocker.
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Female 8,044
@everyone
ok! if it has to be a Lieutenant, then heres this:
Captain hymen Shocker and Lieutenant labia Licker! i hope you are all happy now.... my brain hurts. (i was just making them super heroes not military but its all fun)
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Male 36,404
I dated a girl who`s last name was Heiman.
I kid you not!
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Male 2,748
my new hero!
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Male 1,452
the name is almost TOO badass
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Male 7
i literally fell on the floor laughing
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Male 8,302
He used to be in the Navy, but he quit when they assigned him Seaman Master Bates as an adjutant.
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Male 12,138
[quote]And, in all honesty, I can`t come up with a sidekick for that because that`s got me too busy laughing my ass off to think.[/quote]
How about "Lieutenant Cervix Basher"?

[quote]lmao thats great but i met a guy named Dick Chalk over the weekend[/quote]
A good friend of mine is called Pat Hisc0ck. No, I`m not joking.
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Male 1
lmao thats great but i met a guy named Dick Chalk over the weekend
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Male 10,845
If it`s a sidekick it should be Lt. menstruation.
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Female 171
LOL
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Female 8,044
@Altaru
yeah it should be shocker, but i am having more fun with his first name....if you really want one how about this:
Captain hymen Shocker, and his trusty sidekick Anal plug Boy!
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Male 3,482
[quote]it`s captain hymen, but where`s his sidekick master menstruation?[/quote]

Wouldn`t it be Capt. Shocker?

And, in all honesty, I can`t come up with a sidekick for that because that`s got me too busy laughing my ass off to think.
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Male 712
God blessed that man with a name that said "Chuck Norris Is My Home Boooyyyyy!"
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Female 8,044
he uses his super powers against his arch enemy the terrible taint!
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Female 467
lmao its such a lovely name for a hugh heffner impersonator he is isnt he? :O
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Female 8,044
it`s captain hymen, but where`s his sidekick master menstruation?
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Male 12,365
No, no, you`re all getting it wrong.

She`s a woman, i.e. she has a hymen. Shocker!
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Male 173
he served under Maj. Max Powers
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Male 620
"I`d storm that beach."
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Female 470
LAWLZ.
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Male 218
You learn so much from the History channel...
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Male 2,344
Oh wow. Probably had the best young years of his life ever.
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Male 83
I think I`ll be going to court tomorrow to change my name!
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Male 11,740
He had some really evil parents. I love it!!
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Male 19,854
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