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Date: 05/24/10 05:35 PM

53 Responses to Best Name Of The Month [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18850 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Link: Best Name Of The Month - Oh how my life would have been so much better had I been given this man`s epic name.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    He had some really evil parents. I love it!!
  3. Profile photo of clancy54
    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I think I`ll be going to court tomorrow to change my name!
  4. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Oh wow. Probably had the best young years of his life ever.
  5. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    You learn so much from the History channel...
  6. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    LAWLZ.
  7. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    "I`d storm that beach."
  8. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    he served under Maj. Max Powers
  9. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    No, no, you`re all getting it wrong.

    She`s a woman, i.e. she has a hymen. Shocker!
  10. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    it`s captain hymen, but where`s his sidekick master menstruation?
  11. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    lmao its such a lovely name for a hugh heffner impersonator he is isnt he? :O
  12. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    he uses his super powers against his arch enemy the terrible taint!
  13. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    God blessed that man with a name that said "Chuck Norris Is My Home Boooyyyyy!"
  14. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    it`s captain hymen, but where`s his sidekick master menstruation?

    Wouldn`t it be Capt. Shocker?

    And, in all honesty, I can`t come up with a sidekick for that because that`s got me too busy laughing my ass off to think.
  15. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    @Altaru
    yeah it should be shocker, but i am having more fun with his first name....if you really want one how about this:
    Captain hymen Shocker, and his trusty sidekick Anal plug Boy!
  16. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    LOL
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    If it`s a sidekick it should be Lt. menstruation.
  18. Profile photo of TimelesGoose
    TimelesGoose Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    lmao thats great but i met a guy named Dick Chalk over the weekend
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    And, in all honesty, I can`t come up with a sidekick for that because that`s got me too busy laughing my ass off to think.
    How about "Lieutenant Cervix Basher"?

    lmao thats great but i met a guy named Dick Chalk over the weekend
    A good friend of mine is called Pat Hisc0ck. No, I`m not joking.
  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    He used to be in the Navy, but he quit when they assigned him Seaman Master Bates as an adjutant.
  21. Profile photo of alorne
    alorne Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    i literally fell on the floor laughing
  22. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    the name is almost TOO badass
  23. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    my new hero!
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I dated a girl who`s last name was Heiman.
    I kid you not!
  25. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    @everyone
    ok! if it has to be a Lieutenant, then heres this:
    Captain hymen Shocker and Lieutenant labia Licker! i hope you are all happy now.... my brain hurts. (i was just making them super heroes not military but its all fun)
  26. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    \ ||,|

    Shocker.
  27. Profile photo of guitarm252
    guitarm252 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    I hope you know you misspelled "forever" as "month."
    Silly mistake. Yes, this guy has the "Best Name Of The Forever."
  28. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Wow. Look at itkonlyyou79. Someone delete her ass.
  29. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    I once found an ID with the name Robyn Hieman....yea...
  30. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    I`d hit it. What? I would.
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    AHAHAHAHA i wasnt expecting that!!
  32. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Ow...
  33. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Now that`s a real American.
  34. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 2:59 am
    I bet he lived up to that at some point in his life. I`m not sure it`s as good as Sargeant Manley Power though. Or a thief called Robin Banks.
  35. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 3:15 am
    amazing.
  36. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 3:37 am
    ha i get it, like hymen breaker
  37. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:03 am
    I found a better one!


  38. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 4:55 am
    lol, my personal favorite is dick pound from the IOC
  39. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:24 am
    RepOLDst.
  40. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:48 am
    Sheila Dickpoo: Chief Minister of Delhi.
  41. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:50 am
    Hey! Iwas censored by IAB! Should be "Sheila Dickshxt"
  42. Profile photo of N-Vet
    N-Vet Male 30-39
    105 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 6:59 am
    When I was in the US Navy back in the 90`s, I thought someone was playing an old joke when I heard "SN Stain, Quarterdeck" while visiting another ship. It took all my self control to not bust a gut when I saw a female sailor with the name Stain stenciled on her uniform.....
  43. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:10 am
    2 in the stink. 3 in the pink
  44. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:54 am
    o:

    AWSOME
  45. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:59 am
    I would let him date any of my female relatives!!
  46. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:16 am
    What a name! :D
  47. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Ha, and that`s just the reserve.
  48. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    That`s a badass name.
  49. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    that`s drating amazing
  50. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    LMFAO!
  51. Profile photo of sumcrazyguy
    sumcrazyguy Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    OMFG LOVES IT
  52. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    LOL
  53. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    o yeah, thats a awesome name!

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