Best CPR Instructional Video Ever

Submitted by: almightybob1 7 years ago in Entertainment

If only they tried teaching other subjects this way, we would all be geniuses by now. NSFW unless your boss is awesome.
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Female 356
fap fap fap
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Male 11
Funny thing is as outlandish as this is, its accurate lol.
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Male 18
batdyke
I heard from my high school health class that it`s actually illegal to perform emergency aid on someone unless the victim is consenting

it is illegal without consent and you have to ask even if the person is unconscious if they cannot respond then it is implied consent that they want help
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Female 3,574
Hate to say it, but I doubt this kind of education would make anyone smarter.
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Female 149
I heard from my high school health class that it`s actually illegal to perform emergency aid on someone unless the victim is consenting, is this true? It makes no sense...
Oh and imao, I would probably be dead in the span of time that chick was trying to `revive` me. I didn`t know `stop to look at the people around you suggestively` was one of the steps of CPR.
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Male 2,402
That just f****`d my whole day up. CPR training class will never be the same.
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Female 96
Well, damn. Regardless of the ad being sexist and whatnot, both those women are simply stunners.
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Male 5,626
bmh: Do you think this video is about saving anyone`s life?

If you do, then I have to tell you that you got so carried away with the video`s lack of male presence that you missed the fact it`s a
>>>female lingerie ad<<<...

Which is probably why they`re both female...

Since so few guys buy female lingerie...

Which means Fortnight is marketing their lingerie to women (not men...) ...that like women...
Probably hoping to increase the "2 sets at once" sale instances...

So, they`re thinking "rub one out" rather than "jack-off..."
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Female 248
Its sexist because its reducing female sexuality down to male desire- fetishising female homosexuality to make it male heterosexuality.

Also- its not just trivializing genuine female sexuality down to poos and giggles, its also sexist in that it assumes that males are too idiotic and stupid to actually be interested in saving other`s lives, and don`t care about anything but successfully jacking off.
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Male 5,626
Black: *fading into consciousness* *cough-cough-gasp* "Thanks!"
White: "Are you OK?"
Black: "Yeah! Effing Sybians rock!!! Now it`s your turn?"
White: "Best $1000 we ever spent!"
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Female 257
they forgot to mention a few tips but...surprisingly very accurate CPR
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Male 12,365
[quote]No, she isn`t sexist, the video is- try replacing the two women with two equally hot and sexual men, and see how everyone decries it as disgusting.[/quote]

I laid out a logical reason showing her sexism. If you want to refute it, feel free. Simply disagreeing with it does nothing - why should I take your unsupported statement over my thinking?

The same video with two equally good-looking men would be appealing to people who find homosexuality between men appealing. At the moment in the places most of the people here live, that would be fewer people. Arguing about why might be interesting, but in what way do you think it`s relevant to my line of argument?
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Male 698
Is this even accurate?
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Female 1
Realistically, she should have removed the bra. Technically that is one of the steps before pumping the chest. And it would have made it sexier.
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Male 741
Bmh is right to a point, the general public doesn`t approve of male homosexuality and finds it disgusting while female homosexuality, in which both are attractive females, is approved by most and also is almost always found as sexy, hot and sometimes it is even encouraged.

Either ways, I don`t care for that right now since I enjoyed it and because as of now i wont forget how to do CPR EVER :P
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Male 1,164
I think bmh needs to get laid, stat.
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Female 1,963
I wouldn`t find it disgusting, bmh. I`m sure homosexual men wouldn`t find it disgusting either.

And how is it sexist to show attractive women, seriously? I never understood this in the slightest. Perhaps the reactions of some people are sexist, but this video absolutely isn`t.
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Female 248
No, she isn`t sexist, the video is- try replacing the two women with two equally hot and sexual men, and see how everyone decries it as disgusting.

That being said, there wasn`t nearly enough penis in this video. Disappointing.
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Female 1,963
I had to watch it again, this time trying to actually listen to the advice. I now know how to do CPR. It`s just a little bit depressing how rarely CPR actually results in resuscitation, they make it seem so miraculous on TV.

And fair enough, KittenCereal.
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Female 956
hey moe.

okay.

I wasn`t trying to assume my general opinion on everyone else...it was just my opinion.
*shrugs*

I like naked ladies, I just don`t like seeing them use their bodies for silly purposes...and again, that`s just MY opinion, not anyone elses.
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Male 12,365
[quote]check the profile, idiots. Bisexual. Yep. I dig the womens.

I just happen to find smut like this objectifying. *shrugs*

It`s just my opinion, I`m not hating on you for having yours.[/quote]

So you`re just sexist.

Predicate: You think that images of women in a sexual context turn them into objects.

Predicate: You think that this appeals to men and only men. So you think images of women in a sexual context don`t appeal to homo- or bisexual women.

Conclusion: You think that what appeals to men is not the sexual context (which would also appeal to homo- and bisexual women) but the objectification.

Conclusion: You think that men like and get off on treating women as being inferior to animals, let alone inferior to people.

Conclusion: You`re very sexist.
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Male 113
Awesome.
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Male 2,748
:D well, that was... i need a cold shower
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Female 1,963
KittenCereal, that just makes it worse. You automatically assume that this is aimed only at a male audience, because presumably women wouldn`t (or shouldn`t) enjoy it? You`re free to believe that this "smut" is objectifying, but you`re wrong to assume that other women don`t enjoy "smut". Just because you don`t like looking at the naked ladies, doesn`t mean other ladies don`t.
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Male 426
doesn`t matter... that was f*cking hot!
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Male 1,623
Didn`t they disprove that breathing into mouths had an effect?
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Female 956
check the profile, idiots. Bisexual. Yep. I dig the womens.

I just happen to find smut like this objectifying. *shrugs*

It`s just my opinion, I`m not hating on you for having yours.
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Male 723
PoisonB,

Son, come back when you`ve achieved at least one of the following: grown some pubes, bought a sense of humor or received the gift of a clue for xmas. It was a joke. Get over yourself.

8-) LJ
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Male 12,365
PoisonB:

I`m hoping that your post is like LJ`s - deriding a specific individual in a way custom made to wind them up.

If you`re serious, then I hope you will in time find some self-esteem. Being a man does not make you inherently inferior. It does not make you innately vile. You do not need to fear becoming a man. You do not need to feel guilty for being male. The conditioning you have received all your life is bullpoo. The problem is not you.

I was like you at your age. It wasn`t until my early 20`s that I started to realise the things I`ve written in the above paragraph. I hope it doesn`t take as long for you.

You`re not mad, just brainwashed.

I mean...seriously...men are Nazis and women are Jews? You *really* think that`s how it is or was?
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Male 9
I`m afraid, Lord Jareth, that your right hand makes a much better cum-dumpster considering how much action it gets, and is much more adept at making sandwiches than some chick living miles away, posting on the internet. And didn`t anyone ever tell you it`s not nice to talk down people that were discriminated to in the past? That`s like saying, "Hey I am a racist!, go pick some cotton," or, "Hey Jew, go get gassed." Frankly, I thought this video was hot, but you, sir, are way out of line and frankly, need to know your place.
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Male 723
"objectifying and only for a male audience."

That`s right you little cum-dumpster. Now, you shut your whore mouth while men are enjoying an informational video. Make your self useful and get your hot little ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. You can apologize to me later by blowing me while I eat it.

Ooops, did I say that out loud?

8-) LJ
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Female 3,726

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Female 1,963
Yeah KittenCereal, didn`t know that lesbians and bisexuals were mythical creatures.
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Female 1,963
Wha... what did they want me to do? I wasn`t listening.
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Male 467
@TKD_Master
Meh, as long as the hot girls get CPR we should be fine.
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Male 4,793
I feel like a fat sweaty guy would not get CPR if he collapsed in a public place.
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Male 2,004
this is what makes you wish that you will only do real cpr on women
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Male 378
i learned this in lifeguarding today!! if only they had dummies that hot...
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Female 654
it may be sexy to someone, but its not entirely correct...the lifeguard in me is terrified
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Female 223
objectifying and only for a male audience.

And the lesbian audience and the bi audience.
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Male 12,365
[quote]objectifying and only for a male audience. [/quote]

I see two women. If you see two objects, that`s your problem.
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Male 349
What they don`t tell you is that should you ever be called on to use these skills it will probably be on a drunk guy`s vomit filled mouth or an old moustachio`d toothless woman.
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Male 66
"Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:47:25 PM
I think I need to study this video once more.

You know, just to make sure I can remember and understand the information. "

there was info in there?
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Male 8,300
And remember guys, you should always check the victims passage is clear...

NOT *THAT* PASSAGE!
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Male 8,300
See, I told that kid with the dog a couple days ago that`s not how you do CPR!
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Male 1,071
I got a bonner
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Male 848
I see your concern, KittenCereal, but I wouldn`t say it`s only for a male audience.
Some women dig women too.
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Male 3,482
I think I need to study this video once more.

You know, just to make sure I can remember and understand the information. ;-)
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Female 956
objectifying and only for a male audience.
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Male 40,189
If it`s her fine. But if someone like Robin Williams needs cpr No Way!
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Female 547
I actually found this creepy.
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Male 12,365
I think that will help me remember the procedure.
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Male 167
I, too, will witness this video once more.
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Female 9,584
Now, where to find two half naked women in real life...
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Male 472
WOOO
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Female 134
I learned a lot.
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Male 10,440
... I`m gonna watch this again.
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Male 1,764
"I have achieved" -AKappy
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Male 25,416
Wow. They also forgot to clear the airway of any obstructions aka the tongue!
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Male 7,839
great lingerie ad
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Male 28
I needed CPR after watching...
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Male 10,440
That bra will impede breathing.
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Male 272
clusterdrat
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Male 2,440
[quote]they forgot the most important part...remove any and all restrictive clothing[/quote]

How dare they forget step #1!
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Male 4,431
Oh, nothing`s wrong, cj89! Nothing at all! ;-)
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Male 2,703
they forgot the most important part...remove any and all restrictive clothing
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Female 1,172
Oh my. :)
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Female 42
Don`t really see what`s wrong here, it`s only the way we did CPR in Girl Guides...
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Male 179
i am totally signing up as long as they do a live demonstration
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Male 4,867
i wanna help out this scheme
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Male 773
Haha, damn. I`d let them restart my heart. But they proly caused it.
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Male 7,378
Didn`t they drop the breathing part?
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Male 4,431
Where can I sign up to be the "victim". ;-)
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Male 1,351
Well...I would have aced my CPR test if I`d seen this before.
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Male 4,290
Link: Best CPR Instructional Video Ever [Rate Link] - If only they tried teaching other subjects this way, we would all be geniuses by now. NSFW unless your boss is awesome.
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