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75 Responses to Best CPR Instructional Video Ever

  1. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Link: Best CPR Instructional Video Ever - If only they tried teaching other subjects this way, we would all be geniuses by now. NSFW unless your boss is awesome.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Well...I would have aced my CPR test if I`d seen this before.
  3. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Where can I sign up to be the "victim". ;-)
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Didn`t they drop the breathing part?
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Haha, damn. I`d let them restart my heart. But they proly caused it.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
    i wanna help out this scheme
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    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:57 am
    i am totally signing up as long as they do a live demonstration
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    cj89 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Don`t really see what`s wrong here, it`s only the way we did CPR in Girl Guides...
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Oh my. :)
  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    they forgot the most important part...remove any and all restrictive clothing
  11. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Oh, nothing`s wrong, cj89! Nothing at all! ;-)
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    they forgot the most important part...remove any and all restrictive clothing

    How dare they forget step #1!
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    clusterdrat
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    That bra will impede breathing.
  15. Profile photo of greencantina
    greencantina Male 30-39
    28 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    I needed CPR after watching...
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    great lingerie ad
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Wow. They also forgot to clear the airway of any obstructions aka the tongue!
  18. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    "I have achieved" -AKappy
  19. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    ... I`m gonna watch this again.
  20. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I learned a lot.
  21. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    WOOO
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Now, where to find two half naked women in real life...
  23. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I, too, will witness this video once more.
  24. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I think that will help me remember the procedure.
  25. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I actually found this creepy.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36185 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    If it`s her fine. But if someone like Robin Williams needs cpr No Way!
  27. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    objectifying and only for a male audience.
  28. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I think I need to study this video once more.

    You know, just to make sure I can remember and understand the information. ;-)
  29. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    I see your concern, KittenCereal, but I wouldn`t say it`s only for a male audience.
    Some women dig women too.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    I got a bonner
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    See, I told that kid with the dog a couple days ago that`s not how you do CPR!
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    And remember guys, you should always check the victims passage is clear...

    NOT *THAT* PASSAGE!
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    widjadidja Male 30-39
    66 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    "Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:47:25 PM
    I think I need to study this video once more.

    You know, just to make sure I can remember and understand the information. "

    there was info in there?
  34. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    What they don`t tell you is that should you ever be called on to use these skills it will probably be on a drunk guy`s vomit filled mouth or an old moustachio`d toothless woman.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    objectifying and only for a male audience.

    I see two women. If you see two objects, that`s your problem.
  36. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    objectifying and only for a male audience.

    And the lesbian audience and the bi audience.
  37. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    it may be sexy to someone, but its not entirely correct...the lifeguard in me is terrified
  38. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    i learned this in lifeguarding today!! if only they had dummies that hot...
  39. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    this is what makes you wish that you will only do real cpr on women
  40. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:37 am
    I feel like a fat sweaty guy would not get CPR if he collapsed in a public place.
  41. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 2:36 am
    @TKD_Master
    Meh, as long as the hot girls get CPR we should be fine.
  42. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 4:44 am
    Wha... what did they want me to do? I wasn`t listening.
  43. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 4:45 am
    Yeah KittenCereal, didn`t know that lesbians and bisexuals were mythical creatures.
  44. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 5:05 am

  45. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 7:04 am
    "objectifying and only for a male audience."

    That`s right you little cum-dumpster. Now, you shut your whore mouth while men are enjoying an informational video. Make your self useful and get your hot little ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. You can apologize to me later by blowing me while I eat it.

    Ooops, did I say that out loud?

    8-) LJ
  46. Profile photo of PoisonB
    PoisonB Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 7:55 am
    I`m afraid, Lord Jareth, that your right hand makes a much better cum-dumpster considering how much action it gets, and is much more adept at making sandwiches than some chick living miles away, posting on the internet. And didn`t anyone ever tell you it`s not nice to talk down people that were discriminated to in the past? That`s like saying, "Hey I am a racist!, go pick some cotton," or, "Hey Jew, go get gassed." Frankly, I thought this video was hot, but you, sir, are way out of line and frankly, need to know your place.
  47. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 8:10 am
    PoisonB:

    I`m hoping that your post is like LJ`s - deriding a specific individual in a way custom made to wind them up.

    If you`re serious, then I hope you will in time find some self-esteem. Being a man does not make you inherently inferior. It does not make you innately vile. You do not need to fear becoming a man. You do not need to feel guilty for being male. The conditioning you have received all your life is bullpoo. The problem is not you.

    I was like you at your age. It wasn`t until my early 20`s that I started to realise the things I`ve written in the above paragraph. I hope it doesn`t take as long for you.

    You`re not mad, just brainwashed.

    I mean...seriously...men are Nazis and women are Jews? You *really* think that`s how it is or was?
  48. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 8:58 am
    PoisonB,

    Son, come back when you`ve achieved at least one of the following: grown some pubes, bought a sense of humor or received the gift of a clue for xmas. It was a joke. Get over yourself.

    8-) LJ
  49. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
    check the profile, idiots. Bisexual. Yep. I dig the womens.

    I just happen to find smut like this objectifying. *shrugs*

    It`s just my opinion, I`m not hating on you for having yours.
  50. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Didn`t they disprove that breathing into mouths had an effect?
  51. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 11:20 am
    doesn`t matter... that was f*cking hot!
  52. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    KittenCereal, that just makes it worse. You automatically assume that this is aimed only at a male audience, because presumably women wouldn`t (or shouldn`t) enjoy it? You`re free to believe that this "smut" is objectifying, but you`re wrong to assume that other women don`t enjoy "smut". Just because you don`t like looking at the naked ladies, doesn`t mean other ladies don`t.
  53. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    :D well, that was... i need a cold shower
  54. Profile photo of Malakos
    Malakos Male 18-29
    113 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Awesome.
  55. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    check the profile, idiots. Bisexual. Yep. I dig the womens.

    I just happen to find smut like this objectifying. *shrugs*

    It`s just my opinion, I`m not hating on you for having yours.

    So you`re just sexist.

    Predicate: You think that images of women in a sexual context turn them into objects.

    Predicate: You think that this appeals to men and only men. So you think images of women in a sexual context don`t appeal to homo- or bisexual women.

    Conclusion: You think that what appeals to men is not the sexual context (which would also appeal to homo- and bisexual women) but the objectification.

    Conclusion: You think that men like and get off on treating women as being inferior to animals, let alone inferior to people.

    Conclusion: You`re very sexist.
  56. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    hey moe.

    okay.

    I wasn`t trying to assume my general opinion on everyone else...it was just my opinion.
    *shrugs*

    I like naked ladies, I just don`t like seeing them use their bodies for silly purposes...and again, that`s just MY opinion, not anyone elses.
  57. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I had to watch it again, this time trying to actually listen to the advice. I now know how to do CPR. It`s just a little bit depressing how rarely CPR actually results in resuscitation, they make it seem so miraculous on TV.

    And fair enough, KittenCereal.
  58. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    No, she isn`t sexist, the video is- try replacing the two women with two equally hot and sexual men, and see how everyone decries it as disgusting.

    That being said, there wasn`t nearly enough penis in this video. Disappointing.
  59. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    I wouldn`t find it disgusting, bmh. I`m sure homosexual men wouldn`t find it disgusting either.

    And how is it sexist to show attractive women, seriously? I never understood this in the slightest. Perhaps the reactions of some people are sexist, but this video absolutely isn`t.
  60. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I think bmh needs to get laid, stat.
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Bmh is right to a point, the general public doesn`t approve of male homosexuality and finds it disgusting while female homosexuality, in which both are attractive females, is approved by most and also is almost always found as sexy, hot and sometimes it is even encouraged.

    Either ways, I don`t care for that right now since I enjoyed it and because as of now i wont forget how to do CPR EVER :P
  62. Profile photo of pluck-a-duck
    pluck-a-duck Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 16, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Realistically, she should have removed the bra. Technically that is one of the steps before pumping the chest. And it would have made it sexier.
  63. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Is this even accurate?
  64. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    No, she isn`t sexist, the video is- try replacing the two women with two equally hot and sexual men, and see how everyone decries it as disgusting.

    I laid out a logical reason showing her sexism. If you want to refute it, feel free. Simply disagreeing with it does nothing - why should I take your unsupported statement over my thinking?

    The same video with two equally good-looking men would be appealing to people who find homosexuality between men appealing. At the moment in the places most of the people here live, that would be fewer people. Arguing about why might be interesting, but in what way do you think it`s relevant to my line of argument?
  65. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    they forgot to mention a few tips but...surprisingly very accurate CPR
  66. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Black: *fading into consciousness* *cough-cough-gasp* "Thanks!"
    White: "Are you OK?"
    Black: "Yeah! Effing Sybians rock!!! Now it`s your turn?"
    White: "Best $1000 we ever spent!"
  67. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Its sexist because its reducing female sexuality down to male desire- fetishising female homosexuality to make it male heterosexuality.

    Also- its not just trivializing genuine female sexuality down to poos and giggles, its also sexist in that it assumes that males are too idiotic and stupid to actually be interested in saving other`s lives, and don`t care about anything but successfully jacking off.
  68. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    bmh: Do you think this video is about saving anyone`s life?

    If you do, then I have to tell you that you got so carried away with the video`s lack of male presence that you missed the fact it`s a
    >>>female lingerie ad<<<...

    Which is probably why they`re both female...

    Since so few guys buy female lingerie...

    Which means Fortnight is marketing their lingerie to women (not men...) ...that like women...
    Probably hoping to increase the "2 sets at once" sale instances...

    So, they`re thinking "rub one out" rather than "jack-off..."
  69. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 12:36 am
    Well, damn. Regardless of the ad being sexist and whatnot, both those women are simply stunners.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 12:52 am
    That just f****`d my whole day up. CPR training class will never be the same.
  71. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:22 am
    I heard from my high school health class that it`s actually illegal to perform emergency aid on someone unless the victim is consenting, is this true? It makes no sense...
    Oh and imao, I would probably be dead in the span of time that chick was trying to `revive` me. I didn`t know `stop to look at the people around you suggestively` was one of the steps of CPR.
  72. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Hate to say it, but I doubt this kind of education would make anyone smarter.
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    sumcrazyguy Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 8:44 am
    batdyke
    I heard from my high school health class that it`s actually illegal to perform emergency aid on someone unless the victim is consenting

    it is illegal without consent and you have to ask even if the person is unconscious if they cannot respond then it is implied consent that they want help
  74. Profile photo of link14
    link14 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Funny thing is as outlandish as this is, its accurate lol.
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    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    fap fap fap

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