Before Insane Clown Posse There Was Newton [Pic]

Submitted by: Real_Deal 6 years ago Funny

F**k magnets, it"s all about apples, yo.
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Female 934
Aw, yeeeah.
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Female 66
I love all the hate that song is getting (: , jealous ass bitchhes .
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Male 8,302
The really amusing thing about neo-nazi`s is that 99.99% of them would have been exterminated by the real nazi`s as being subhuman and useless, if they`d lived then. Its all image - an image they themselves think they are, that they`re not.
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Male 2,868
>I hate Neo-Nazis, so I should just ignore what they do because there`s always going to be ignorant rednecks?

Come on. Neo-Nazis are terrorists who intimidate, violently assault, and kill people because of the color of their skin. Juggalos are merely annoying.
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Male 383
@Lionhart2 That was awesome, interwebz cookie for you :P
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Male 36
@lionhart

win, sir ... win, many props
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Male 275
I invoke Godwin`s Law.
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Male 108
>stop paying attention to them if you hate them and their followers that much. it`s as easy as that. because they are not going to end any time soon.

I hate Neo-Nazis, so I should just ignore what they do because there`s always going to be ignorant rednecks?
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Male 15,832
How do they work?

F = ma = -G*m1*m2/(r^2)

x = (at^2)/2 + v(init)t + x(init)
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Male 8,302
> GothicQueen
> How DO apples work?

Well first Steve has an idea, then everyone says "I`ll buy it!", then they start developing it and leaking details to gizmodo...
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Female 4,376
How DO apples work? *ponderS*
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Male 774
Well tickle me pink, you just made this Crayola nerdy.
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Male 87
and how the f*ck did you get emo at all from that pic? go look at todays `Daddy didn`t hug me" thats an emo for ya.
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Male 87
When did this become soley about me? I` don`t follow trends, I don`t hate my life, I don`t cut myself, I don`t wear makeup. The one picture youve seen of me looks like any normal kid I see around these parts.
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Male 26
F-ing Newtons, how do they work?
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Male 1,596
at least by ridiculous fanboy icp/masochistic emo standards...
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Male 1,596
bakedbear, i could say the same of emos. at least juggalos by definition (what is a juggalo) don`t take themselves as seriously...u to me look just as ridiculous. and that is no bad thing.
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Male 87
You`d think with a name like bakedBEAR people would get the hint.
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Male 87
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waaaaaaaaaait never mind youre a pot head.

I HATE POT HEADS!!!


Get over it.
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Male 1,596
if newton exists, so does my mother?
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Male 1,596
looooooool
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Female 735
(reference to below comment)

waaaaaaaaaait never mind youre a pot head.

I HATE POT HEADS!!!
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Female 735
bakedBEAR: marry me.
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Male 87
*deep breath*

i`ll defend anything i believe doesn`t deserve to be pissed on.

... and that`s really all i have to say

Juggalos deserve every drop of piss that leaves my system, right on their makeup covered faces.
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Female 2,289
*deep breath*

i`ll defend anything i believe doesn`t deserve to be pissed on.

... and that`s really all i have to say
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Male 1,378
LOL I LOVE 4CHAN, WHAT IS THE GAME? DID I WIN YET? /B/B//B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/ B// LULZ ANOMALUZ
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Male 87
`and how does this effect you?`
I hate being in class with a bunch of dumb sh*ts, because guys wearing making is the gayest thing ever, and I hate seeing dumb sh*ts in makeup. Coolio hair adds to their level of retardation, and therefore, makes them dumb sh*ts. Because their `Don`t F*ck With Family` thing failed. And no, I beat the sh*t outta the two most notorious `juggalos` in my city, and their `family` did nothing.

Why do I hate them? Because they hate me, and I think they`re dumb sh*ts that follow trends. Fat white pieces of trailer trash bond together and call themselves `family` and don`t defend another. I honestly beleive Juggalos should be shot, and forced outta the gene pool, we don`t need hereditary retardation.
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Male 975
Britt things don`t need to directly affect you to cause problems. You`ll learn that eventually.
ICP and juggalos are gay, there`s really no way around that. It`s for low class teenagers with low self-esteem that need other pieces of poo around them to feel good about themselves.
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Male 203
@Britt566

Uhh, you asked. "why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?"

And we answered. Those are the reasons why we pick on them (and you). Science and knowledge should always be strived for and revered. Making fun of Science is offensive to all of mankind, and all of history.

And you know what? It`s my Goddaamned opinion! This is the internet, so you can just go an cry about it if you want. but I`m still right.
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Male 257
haha yo a magnet would totally kick an apples` ass
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Female 14
Isaac Newton is my damn homeboy.

I was surprised, though, when I found out a year ago that he loved religion more than science. Of course, I still think he`s is a damn genius anyway. Timid, perhaps, but a very respectable man.
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Male 8,302
Newton`s Fourth Law:
"See, there`s these little magnets in the apples and in the ground I think, and..."
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Male 236
butthurt britt? jeez, youre telling people that the stuff doesn`t have to do with them, whats it got to do with you?
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Male 1,610
[quote]and how does this effect you?[/quote]

I`m not one to talk cause my grammar sucks, but for future reference.

Affect = verb
Effect = noun
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Female 2,289
"Because the entire FAMILIY`S IQ adds up to about 35."
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and how does this effect you?

"Because guys wear makeup."
and how does this effect you?

"Because they have gay Coolio Hair."
HEY... you leave their hair out of this.

"Because they have the whole bullsh*t `Don`t F*ck with Family` thing."
yeah just as anyone else would have a "don`t f*ck with my family" thing. do you expect them to say "were all buddies, but we`ll never defend each other."

"I`ve whooped the sh*t outta 2 juggolos on different occasions, and what did their `family` do? Absolutely nothing."
well then you came across two non-juggalos. either that or they knew they had it coming so they deserved it.
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Female 2,289
"They laugh in the face of science!"
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Who gives a flying sh*t! half of their music isn`t literal anyway. move along.

"They glorify and profit on ignorance!"
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Who gives a flying sh*t! their music is for their followers and people who want to listen to their music. move along!

"These are despicable traits! Plain and simple!"
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well im glad you got that out of you. move along! or come back in a few days when iab has something else icp related to say the exact same thing again! like everyone else has been doing for a while now!!
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Male 12,365
Oddly, I found the picture hilarious. Not for the ICP stuff, which I`ve managed to completely ignore, but for the incongruity between the image and the text.

Although the apple story is probably at least partly a myth, it is what most people think of in association with Newton.
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Male 76
Wow. What a shock, the person defending ICP can`t spell nor use punctuation for the life of them...and they`re under the age of 18.

Way to fit in to a stereo-type there, XtifnerX.

p.s. Wow you even have the stereotypical X`s in your user names to mark your "awesomeness"


Hey what is wrong with "X`s"!
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Male 87
"why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?."

Because the entire FAMILIY`S IQ adds up to about 35. Because guys wear makeup. Because they have gay Coolio Hair. Because they have the whole bullsh*t `Don`t F*ck with Family` thing. I`ve whooped the sh*t outta 2 juggolos on different occasions, and what did their `family` do? Absolutely nothing. Faygo sucks, guys that wear makeup to fit in are gay and trendy, and ICP make sh*tty music to begin with. It`s like Pennywise the clown put his junk in a fat piece of trailer park trash, and ICP is what they birthed.
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Male 203
Oh yeah, and their music BLOWS
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Male 2,034
I think I`d rather go to a Nickelback concert than an ICP concert. If given a third choice though, I`d rather take a full strength kick in the testes from Chuck Norris.
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Male 203
The reason we make fun of ICP and their followers:

They laugh in the face of science! They glorify and profit on ignorance! These are despicable traits! Plain and simple!
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Female 2,289
stop paying attention to them if you hate them and their followers that much. it`s as easy as that. because they are not going to end any time soon.
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Female 2,289
im not a juggalette and i dont wear icp clothing lines or any of that, but I`ll defend them because they are not the ones you want to be picking on. they have shown nothing but loyalty to their family. not fans, but family. they are one huge family. it`s just that one thing that i look at and think "why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?".
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Female 1,077
anyone who likes ICP is an irredeemable idiot. fact.
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Male 25,416
seriously, you thought this was funny?
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Male 144
Either Shaggy 2 Newt or Violent N ?
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Male 144
Wow. What a shock, the person defending ICP can`t spell nor use punctuation for the life of them...and they`re under the age of 18.

Way to fit in to a stereo-type there, XtifnerX.

p.s. Wow you even have the stereotypical X`s in your user names to mark your "awesomeness"
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Male 7,378
Shaggy 2 Newt?
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Female 1,043
i actually laughed out loud! XDDD
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Male 90
AGREED With XtifnerX..
It was funny and the SNL sketch was pretty hillarious too..
What i get sick of is all the immature BS that comes from Haters,

Dont get me wrong a ton of unneccesary BS comes out of ICP fans mouths as well but an equal amount or more comes out of People who just plain hate ICP and get their Jollies off egging their fans on.
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Male 451
That question is too intelligent for ICP
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Male 677
@XtifnerX

seriously? a `juggalette`? i cant understand how you can take their music seriously....
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Male 36,543
Newton was nutz, he researched alchemy a lot.
Smart guy though, nasty tax collector too.
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Male 2,344
Loooool. Made me laugh. 4/4
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Female 131
this is the worst pic ive ever seen......and stop makeing fun of ICP you ppl are just mean


and yes i think of myself as a juggalette and i didnt get mad the first time i saw stuff like this and now its just getting old


mcl
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Male 4,867
yeah...i lol`d :D
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Male 1,351
Ummm...wut?
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Male 224
made me lol
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Male 447
Worst link of the day award.
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Male 15,510
???
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Male 25
Link: Before Insane Clown Posse There Was Newton [Pic] [Rate Link] - F**k magnets, it`s all about apples, yo.
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