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Date: 05/12/10 01:59 PM

62 Responses to Before Insane Clown Posse There Was Newton [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Real_Deal
    Real_Deal Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Link: Before Insane Clown Posse There Was Newton - F**k magnets, it`s all about apples, yo.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    ???
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Worst link of the day award.
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    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    made me lol
  5. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Ummm...wut?
  6. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    yeah...i lol`d :D
  7. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    this is the worst pic ive ever seen......and stop makeing fun of ICP you ppl are just mean


    and yes i think of myself as a juggalette and i didnt get mad the first time i saw stuff like this and now its just getting old


    mcl
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Loooool. Made me laugh. 4/4
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32833 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Newton was nutz, he researched alchemy a lot.
    Smart guy though, nasty tax collector too.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    @XtifnerX

    seriously? a `juggalette`? i cant understand how you can take their music seriously....
  11. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    That question is too intelligent for ICP
  12. Profile photo of Davek1013
    Davek1013 Male 18-29
    90 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    AGREED With XtifnerX..
    It was funny and the SNL sketch was pretty hillarious too..
    What i get sick of is all the immature BS that comes from Haters,

    Dont get me wrong a ton of unneccesary BS comes out of ICP fans mouths as well but an equal amount or more comes out of People who just plain hate ICP and get their Jollies off egging their fans on.
  13. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    i actually laughed out loud! XDDD
  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Shaggy 2 Newt?
  15. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Wow. What a shock, the person defending ICP can`t spell nor use punctuation for the life of them...and they`re under the age of 18.

    Way to fit in to a stereo-type there, XtifnerX.

    p.s. Wow you even have the stereotypical X`s in your user names to mark your "awesomeness"
  16. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Either Shaggy 2 Newt or Violent N ?
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    seriously, you thought this was funny?
  18. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    anyone who likes ICP is an irredeemable idiot. fact.
  19. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    im not a juggalette and i dont wear icp clothing lines or any of that, but I`ll defend them because they are not the ones you want to be picking on. they have shown nothing but loyalty to their family. not fans, but family. they are one huge family. it`s just that one thing that i look at and think "why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?".
  20. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    stop paying attention to them if you hate them and their followers that much. it`s as easy as that. because they are not going to end any time soon.
  21. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    The reason we make fun of ICP and their followers:

    They laugh in the face of science! They glorify and profit on ignorance! These are despicable traits! Plain and simple!
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I think I`d rather go to a Nickelback concert than an ICP concert. If given a third choice though, I`d rather take a full strength kick in the testes from Chuck Norris.
  23. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Oh yeah, and their music BLOWS
  24. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    "why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?."

    Because the entire FAMILIY`S IQ adds up to about 35. Because guys wear makeup. Because they have gay Coolio Hair. Because they have the whole bullsh*t `Don`t F*ck with Family` thing. I`ve whooped the sh*t outta 2 juggolos on different occasions, and what did their `family` do? Absolutely nothing. Faygo sucks, guys that wear makeup to fit in are gay and trendy, and ICP make sh*tty music to begin with. It`s like Pennywise the clown put his junk in a fat piece of trailer park trash, and ICP is what they birthed.
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    xxsevynxx Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Wow. What a shock, the person defending ICP can`t spell nor use punctuation for the life of them...and they`re under the age of 18.

    Way to fit in to a stereo-type there, XtifnerX.

    p.s. Wow you even have the stereotypical X`s in your user names to mark your "awesomeness"


    Hey what is wrong with "X`s"!
  26. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Oddly, I found the picture hilarious. Not for the ICP stuff, which I`ve managed to completely ignore, but for the incongruity between the image and the text.

    Although the apple story is probably at least partly a myth, it is what most people think of in association with Newton.
  27. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "They laugh in the face of science!"
    --
    Who gives a flying sh*t! half of their music isn`t literal anyway. move along.

    "They glorify and profit on ignorance!"
    ---
    Who gives a flying sh*t! their music is for their followers and people who want to listen to their music. move along!

    "These are despicable traits! Plain and simple!"
    ----

    well im glad you got that out of you. move along! or come back in a few days when iab has something else icp related to say the exact same thing again! like everyone else has been doing for a while now!!
  28. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    "Because the entire FAMILIY`S IQ adds up to about 35."
    ---
    and how does this effect you?

    "Because guys wear makeup."
    and how does this effect you?

    "Because they have gay Coolio Hair."
    HEY... you leave their hair out of this.

    "Because they have the whole bullsh*t `Don`t F*ck with Family` thing."
    yeah just as anyone else would have a "don`t f*ck with my family" thing. do you expect them to say "were all buddies, but we`ll never defend each other."

    "I`ve whooped the sh*t outta 2 juggolos on different occasions, and what did their `family` do? Absolutely nothing."
    well then you came across two non-juggalos. either that or they knew they had it coming so they deserved it.
  29. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    and how does this effect you?

    I`m not one to talk cause my grammar sucks, but for future reference.

    Affect = verb
    Effect = noun
  30. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    butthurt britt? jeez, youre telling people that the stuff doesn`t have to do with them, whats it got to do with you?
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Newton`s Fourth Law:
    "See, there`s these little magnets in the apples and in the ground I think, and..."
  32. Profile photo of LadyDie
    LadyDie Female 13-17
    14 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Isaac Newton is my damn homeboy.

    I was surprised, though, when I found out a year ago that he loved religion more than science. Of course, I still think he`s is a damn genius anyway. Timid, perhaps, but a very respectable man.
  33. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    haha yo a magnet would totally kick an apples` ass
  34. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    @Britt566

    Uhh, you asked. "why? why pick on them? are they picking on you?"

    And we answered. Those are the reasons why we pick on them (and you). Science and knowledge should always be strived for and revered. Making fun of Science is offensive to all of mankind, and all of history.

    And you know what? It`s my Goddaamned opinion! This is the internet, so you can just go an cry about it if you want. but I`m still right.
  35. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Britt things don`t need to directly affect you to cause problems. You`ll learn that eventually.
    ICP and juggalos are gay, there`s really no way around that. It`s for low class teenagers with low self-esteem that need other pieces of poo around them to feel good about themselves.
  36. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    `and how does this effect you?`
    I hate being in class with a bunch of dumb sh*ts, because guys wearing making is the gayest thing ever, and I hate seeing dumb sh*ts in makeup. Coolio hair adds to their level of retardation, and therefore, makes them dumb sh*ts. Because their `Don`t F*ck With Family` thing failed. And no, I beat the sh*t outta the two most notorious `juggalos` in my city, and their `family` did nothing.

    Why do I hate them? Because they hate me, and I think they`re dumb sh*ts that follow trends. Fat white pieces of trailer trash bond together and call themselves `family` and don`t defend another. I honestly beleive Juggalos should be shot, and forced outta the gene pool, we don`t need hereditary retardation.
  37. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    LOL I LOVE 4CHAN, WHAT IS THE GAME? DID I WIN YET? /B/B//B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/ B// LULZ ANOMALUZ
  38. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    *deep breath*

    i`ll defend anything i believe doesn`t deserve to be pissed on.

    ... and that`s really all i have to say
  39. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    *deep breath*

    i`ll defend anything i believe doesn`t deserve to be pissed on.

    ... and that`s really all i have to say

    Juggalos deserve every drop of piss that leaves my system, right on their makeup covered faces.
  40. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    bakedBEAR: marry me.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    (reference to below comment)

    waaaaaaaaaait never mind youre a pot head.

    I HATE POT HEADS!!!
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    looooooool
  43. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    if newton exists, so does my mother?
  44. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    (reference to below comment)

    waaaaaaaaaait never mind youre a pot head.

    I HATE POT HEADS!!!


    Get over it.
  45. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    You`d think with a name like bakedBEAR people would get the hint.
  46. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    bakedbear, i could say the same of emos. at least juggalos by definition (what is a juggalo) don`t take themselves as seriously...u to me look just as ridiculous. and that is no bad thing.
  47. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    at least by ridiculous fanboy icp/masochistic emo standards...
  48. Profile photo of EclecticGeek
    EclecticGeek Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    F-ing Newtons, how do they work?
  49. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    When did this become soley about me? I` don`t follow trends, I don`t hate my life, I don`t cut myself, I don`t wear makeup. The one picture youve seen of me looks like any normal kid I see around these parts.
  50. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    and how the f*ck did you get emo at all from that pic? go look at todays `Daddy didn`t hug me" thats an emo for ya.
  51. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    Well tickle me pink, you just made this Crayola nerdy.
  52. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    How DO apples work? *ponderS*
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    > GothicQueen
    > How DO apples work?

    Well first Steve has an idea, then everyone says "I`ll buy it!", then they start developing it and leaking details to gizmodo...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    How do they work?

    F = ma = -G*m1*m2/(r^2)

    x = (at^2)/2 + v(init)t + x(init)
  55. Profile photo of Harleq
    Harleq Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:12 am
    >stop paying attention to them if you hate them and their followers that much. it`s as easy as that. because they are not going to end any time soon.

    I hate Neo-Nazis, so I should just ignore what they do because there`s always going to be ignorant rednecks?
  56. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:36 am
    I invoke Godwin`s Law.
  57. Profile photo of datroman
    datroman Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:13 am
    @lionhart

    win, sir ... win, many props
  58. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    @Lionhart2 That was awesome, interwebz cookie for you :P
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    >I hate Neo-Nazis, so I should just ignore what they do because there`s always going to be ignorant rednecks?

    Come on. Neo-Nazis are terrorists who intimidate, violently assault, and kill people because of the color of their skin. Juggalos are merely annoying.
  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 5:32 am
    The really amusing thing about neo-nazi`s is that 99.99% of them would have been exterminated by the real nazi`s as being subhuman and useless, if they`d lived then. Its all image - an image they themselves think they are, that they`re not.
  61. Profile photo of manduduh
    manduduh Female 18-29
    66 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 10:47 am
    I love all the hate that song is getting (: , jealous ass bitchhes .
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Aw, yeeeah.

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