Another Retarded Facebook Status [Pic]

Submitted by: charlooooote 7 years ago in Funny

Wow. Just... wow. Word of advice, Ben and Sal -- never leave your child in Uncle Jenn"s care.
There are 101 comments:
Male 21
wow her gender changed when her ro/sis had a kid, thats got to suck for her bf but not for her gf.
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Female 224
hahahahaha, thts not how it works!
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Male 3,915
who knew what your siblings` children were....determined your gender....the more you know i guess...
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Male 9
What the...?
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Female 30
When she gets married and have a boy, will she be a father?
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Male 246
Wow! Mutants! Run! Ruuuuun!
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Male 914
Wow. I can`t believe it took me like 20 seconds to get this.
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Male 1,193
I hope ben and sal don`t need a babysitter
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Female 150
This level of stupidity is so stupid i didnt get it for like an hour.
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Female 1,043
i hope she doesnt breed.
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Male 1,590
Next she`ll be asking who`s the mother.
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Female 914
I`m mad she still didn`t catch it. wow. you know, sometimes old people are right when they say that the current generation is lacking a bit...
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Female 635
lol wtf??

xD
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Male 464
took me a while to figure it out, but when you see it...
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Male 263
Jenn is not qualified to babysit those kids... or my balls for that matteer.
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Female 227
ahahaha.. hilaroius!!
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Male 838
At least she`s not going to be a mother. Some people shouldn`t breed.
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Male 422
I didn`t understand this until I read it twice... I feel dirty. :(
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Male 285
hahaa, oh man what a retard. I like her logic.
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Female 151
she is really a dumbass
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Male 7
@LtFurpie ....Couldn`t agree more.
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Female 58
*facepalm* are you kidding me!!!?
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Male 117
zmeace - An*

LtFurpie - Unfortunately, the exact same thing crossed my mind too :/
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Female 388
LOLTRAIN :)
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Female 59
LOL
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Male 1,013
People like this believe in jeebus!
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Male 1,357
oh christ, why hath thou forsaken us with such retarded people
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Female 307
Makes perfect sense.
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Male 806
jenn is a hermaphrodite
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Male 806
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha definitly the funniest thing on I-A-B today and funniest thing ive seen on the site for a few weeks
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Male 177
/looks to see if there are any relatives named Jenn, Sal or Ben...nope! WHEW!

Btw, Sal and Ben?!
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Female 15,763
This is one of those things that I really hope is satire, but I know deep down inside that it isn`t.
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Male 112
em i think she was joking, was it not in Friends of sum thing?
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Female 1,435
Bahaha!!!
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Male 5,189
Blurred these but forgot to blur the last one like this. LOL
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Female 477
lol
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Male 2,893
whoever posted this is a complete Friends nerd.
(not that i would know anything about that (<<)(>>)(..)
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Female 420
Wow Jenn is a total cretin.
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Female 447
@domisgood - AGREED!!!
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Male 12,138
[quote]Why is the older post on top though? [/quote]
It goes that way on smartphones like blackberries... does my head in too.
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Male 49
It is not a quote from friends. True, Joey made a similar mistake, but this is a far to liberal `translation` to be considered a quote.
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Female 16
it`s a quote from friends.

/killjoy
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Male 4,004
Yeah, really really dumb.

Why is the older post on top though? My Facebook goes newest on top, so I read the bottom line before the previous and didn`t understand the chronological sequencing of events!!! argh!
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Male 4,867
some people are just too stupid to function
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Male 2,748
hahahahaha. wow, i actually know someone who said the exact same thing... *facepalm*
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Female 4,376
Yeah this better be fake. Seriously.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha!
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Female 10
that made my day, too funny

"she is a disgrace to the name Jen, as a Jen i will now revoke your membership" :P
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Female 387
Reminds me of a blond joke. :-P
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Male 15,832
I call shenanigans. This is a VERY old Polish joke.
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Female 1,798
@ Gerry1of1:

you`re awesome :)
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Male 353
Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
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Male 1,184
Gerry, you are possibly more retarded than Uncle Jenn. Arabic has nothing to do with burkas. Arabic is a language, not a religion.
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Male 347
You know, some jokes are older than the internet (older than television even).
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Female 612
Maybe she`s really really young? Of course, I understood that girls are always aunts at a very young age, as is normal, but some people are just slow learners.
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Male 955
wow, just wow
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Male 39,921
Kanshto said "In Arabic there is a different word for what ..."

Arabic Schmarabic. I don`t think Jenn, Kristi and Debbie are wearing burkas. But I would be willing to bet they live in the Los Angeles area
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Male 179
Currently i am sitting here thinking of a reason as to why this person would do this, but honestly i can`t come up with a better reason than absolute idiocy.
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Male 353
Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
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Male 2,395
you`re doing it wrong.
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Male 353
Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
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Male 497
hmm I personally am not surprised
In Arabic there is a different word for what you`d be to your sister OR brother`s babies and those 2 words also are feminine/masculine
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Female 3,574
*facepalm*
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Male 418
FaceBook may just be the downfall of civilization. Of course that is after Wikipedia and Twitter; oh, don`t forget Fox News too.
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Female 80
hhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!! big laugh of the day! love it!! im an uncle three times and an aunt twice lol. great... love stupid ppl
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Female 101
"I`m to drating smart for people"

Your grammar error and lack of punctuation was made for the sake of irony, right?
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Male 5
I can`t tell if strivejaylen intentionally misspelt `too`...
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Male 513
I agree with Rick S. It`s a common joke in my family too. Not meant to be taken seriously.
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Male 8,300
Jenn is stoopider awake than asleep.
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Male 196
see people, this is why I am single;
I am to drating smart for people
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Male 535
Stupid incoming in 3...2....1....

Stupid achieved, we have liftoff.
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Male 3,332
It`s a common joke people. My family makes it all the time. We know that you`re an aunt if you`re a woman and an uncle if you`re a man. That`s what makes it funny.
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Male 121
so...much....fail....*facepalm
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Female 414
...... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ow, i hurt myself laughing
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Male 15,510
She sounds like if English is not really her first language
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Male 2,690
What...a fcking...idiot
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Female 318
I actually feel really bad for them...
are there really people this dumb in the world? and if so, how do they manage to reproduce at all? O_o
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Male 10,440
HA! Idiocy level at 70%
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Female 275
When I became an aunt, my brother-in-law decided to teach my nephew to call all my sisters `auntie` instead of me. I was `unckie". Fabulous.
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Male 312
*triple facepalm*
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Female 9,572
It took me a few reads, but I got it. lol.
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Male 112
So... does that mean the sex change operation is a go?
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Male 10,855
aunt
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Male 215
Wow.
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Female 4,225
*face palm and laugh*
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Male 3,819
lmao
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Male 327
Just think if when it`s her turn to have kids, there`s a 50-50 chance they might call her "dad"
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Male 522
I like how no one corrects her lol
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Male 562
*slow clap*
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Male 3,482
I`m callin` tranny...
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Male 7,378
I`m sure she spells it retarded.
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Male 2,703
*facepalm*
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Female 60
Lmao! Brilliant!
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Male 2,796
Instant sex change=WIN
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Male 5,314
hey, she could be going in for a surprise sex change in which they may or may not change her sex.
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Female 614
i know who isn`t going to be nominated for godfather
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Male 207
For her sake let`s hope they have a girl...I don`t think anyone would like the outcome if they have a boy.
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Male 645
Bahahaha
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Male 2,056
jenn, have you noticed something...
[quote]different...[/quote]...between your aunts and uncles?

no? shame.
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Male 2,688
Fail....
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Female 376
Link: Another Retarded Facebook Status [Pic] [Rate Link] - Wow. Just... wow. Word of advice, Ben and Sal -- never leave your child in Uncle Jenn`s care.
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