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Date: 05/11/10 05:03 PM

101 Responses to Another Retarded Facebook Status [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of charlooooote
    charlooooote Female 18-29
    376 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Link: Another Retarded Facebook Status - Wow. Just... wow. Word of advice, Ben and Sal -- never leave your child in Uncle Jenn`s care.
  2. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Fail....
  3. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    jenn, have you noticed something...
    different......between your aunts and uncles?

    no? shame.
  4. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Bahahaha
  5. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    For her sake let`s hope they have a girl...I don`t think anyone would like the outcome if they have a boy.
  6. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    i know who isn`t going to be nominated for godfather
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    hey, she could be going in for a surprise sex change in which they may or may not change her sex.
  8. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Instant sex change=WIN
  9. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Lmao! Brilliant!
  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    *facepalm*
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I`m sure she spells it retarded.
  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I`m callin` tranny...
  13. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    *slow clap*
  14. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I like how no one corrects her lol
  15. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Just think if when it`s her turn to have kids, there`s a 50-50 chance they might call her "dad"
  16. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    lmao
  17. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    *face palm and laugh*
  18. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Wow.
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    aunt
  20. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    So... does that mean the sex change operation is a go?
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    It took me a few reads, but I got it. lol.
  22. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    *triple facepalm*
  23. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    When I became an aunt, my brother-in-law decided to teach my nephew to call all my sisters `auntie` instead of me. I was `unckie". Fabulous.
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    HA! Idiocy level at 70%
  25. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    I actually feel really bad for them...
    are there really people this dumb in the world? and if so, how do they manage to reproduce at all? O_o
  26. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    What...a fcking...idiot
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    She sounds like if English is not really her first language
  28. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    ...... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ow, i hurt myself laughing
  29. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    so...much....fail....*facepalm
  30. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    It`s a common joke people. My family makes it all the time. We know that you`re an aunt if you`re a woman and an uncle if you`re a man. That`s what makes it funny.
  31. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Stupid incoming in 3...2....1....

    Stupid achieved, we have liftoff.
  32. Profile photo of strivejaylen
    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    see people, this is why I am single;
    I am to drating smart for people
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Jenn is stoopider awake than asleep.
  34. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    I agree with Rick S. It`s a common joke in my family too. Not meant to be taken seriously.
  35. Profile photo of Reginald90
    Reginald90 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    I can`t tell if strivejaylen intentionally misspelt `too`...
  36. Profile photo of rdco49
    rdco49 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    "I`m to drating smart for people"

    Your grammar error and lack of punctuation was made for the sake of irony, right?
  37. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    hhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!! big laugh of the day! love it!! im an uncle three times and an aunt twice lol. great... love stupid ppl
  38. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    FaceBook may just be the downfall of civilization. Of course that is after Wikipedia and Twitter; oh, don`t forget Fox News too.
  39. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    *facepalm*
  40. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    hmm I personally am not surprised
    In Arabic there is a different word for what you`d be to your sister OR brother`s babies and those 2 words also are feminine/masculine
  41. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
  42. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    you`re doing it wrong.
  43. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
  44. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Currently i am sitting here thinking of a reason as to why this person would do this, but honestly i can`t come up with a better reason than absolute idiocy.
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Kanshto said "In Arabic there is a different word for what ..."

    Arabic Schmarabic. I don`t think Jenn, Kristi and Debbie are wearing burkas. But I would be willing to bet they live in the Los Angeles area
  46. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    wow, just wow
  47. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Maybe she`s really really young? Of course, I understood that girls are always aunts at a very young age, as is normal, but some people are just slow learners.
  48. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    You know, some jokes are older than the internet (older than television even).
  49. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Gerry, you are possibly more retarded than Uncle Jenn. Arabic has nothing to do with burkas. Arabic is a language, not a religion.
  50. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Wow! Achieving a negative IQ is seriously impressive!
  51. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    @ Gerry1of1:

    you`re awesome :)
  52. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I call shenanigans. This is a VERY old Polish joke.
  53. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Reminds me of a blond joke. :-P
  54. Profile photo of gorl99
    gorl99 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    that made my day, too funny

    "she is a disgrace to the name Jen, as a Jen i will now revoke your membership" :P
  55. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    ha ha ha!
  56. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Yeah this better be fake. Seriously.
  57. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    hahahahaha. wow, i actually know someone who said the exact same thing... *facepalm*
  58. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    some people are just too stupid to function
  59. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:05 am
    Yeah, really really dumb.

    Why is the older post on top though? My Facebook goes newest on top, so I read the bottom line before the previous and didn`t understand the chronological sequencing of events!!! argh!
  60. Profile photo of bonjouralexi
    bonjouralexi Female 13-17
    16 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:09 am
    it`s a quote from friends.

    /killjoy
  61. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:43 am
    It is not a quote from friends. True, Joey made a similar mistake, but this is a far to liberal `translation` to be considered a quote.
  62. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:50 am
    Why is the older post on top though?
    It goes that way on smartphones like blackberries... does my head in too.
  63. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:36 am
    @domisgood - AGREED!!!
  64. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:59 am
    Wow Jenn is a total cretin.
  65. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:27 am
    whoever posted this is a complete Friends nerd.
    (not that i would know anything about that (<<)(>>)(..)
  66. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:40 am
    lol
  67. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Bahaha!!!
  68. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:15 am
    em i think she was joking, was it not in Friends of sum thing?
  69. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:59 am
    This is one of those things that I really hope is satire, but I know deep down inside that it isn`t.
  70. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:25 am
    /looks to see if there are any relatives named Jenn, Sal or Ben...nope! WHEW!

    Btw, Sal and Ben?!
  71. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:08 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha definitly the funniest thing on I-A-B today and funniest thing ive seen on the site for a few weeks
  72. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
    jenn is a hermaphrodite
  73. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Makes perfect sense.
  74. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
    oh christ, why hath thou forsaken us with such retarded people
  75. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    People like this believe in jeebus!
  76. Profile photo of dmattm
    dmattm Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    LOL
  77. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    LOLTRAIN :)
  78. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    zmeace - An*

    LtFurpie - Unfortunately, the exact same thing crossed my mind too :/
  79. Profile photo of Sammykins666
    Sammykins666 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    *facepalm* are you kidding me!!!?
  80. Profile photo of EL_PEANUTO
    EL_PEANUTO Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    @LtFurpie ....Couldn`t agree more.
  81. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    she is really a dumbass
  82. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    hahaa, oh man what a retard. I like her logic.
  83. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    I didn`t understand this until I read it twice... I feel dirty. :(
  84. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    At least she`s not going to be a mother. Some people shouldn`t breed.
  85. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    ahahaha.. hilaroius!!
  86. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    Jenn is not qualified to babysit those kids... or my balls for that matteer.
  87. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:24 am
    took me a while to figure it out, but when you see it...
  88. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:28 am
    lol wtf??

    xD
  89. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2010 at 8:57 am
    I`m mad she still didn`t catch it. wow. you know, sometimes old people are right when they say that the current generation is lacking a bit...
  90. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Next she`ll be asking who`s the mother.
  91. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    May 13, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    i hope she doesnt breed.
  92. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    This level of stupidity is so stupid i didnt get it for like an hour.
  93. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    I hope ben and sal don`t need a babysitter
  94. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Wow. I can`t believe it took me like 20 seconds to get this.
  95. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Wow! Mutants! Run! Ruuuuun!
  96. Profile photo of Peebs
    Peebs Female 13-17
    30 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 12:03 am
    When she gets married and have a boy, will she be a father?
  97. Profile photo of PoisonB
    PoisonB Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 8:18 am
    What the...?
  98. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    who knew what your siblings` children were....determined your gender....the more you know i guess...
  99. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    hahahahaha, thts not how it works!
  100. Profile photo of Vicviper
    Vicviper Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    wow her gender changed when her ro/sis had a kid, thats got to suck for her bf but not for her gf.

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