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Date: 05/05/10 08:00 AM

37 Responses to Another Horrible Horror Date: Look, Don`t Touch!

  1. Profile photo of TheStation
    TheStation Female 18-29
    5 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Another Horrible Horror Date: Look, Don`t Touch! - Hey pal, her eyes are on her face, not her chest.
  2. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:15 am
    I have a rare medical condition known as y chromosome. It`s only found in 50% of the population.
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    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:25 am
    @OldOllie sums it up perfectly, anyway i dunno why women don`t want a man to look at them, it`s not perving its just... "appreciating" :D
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:45 am
    i`m with OldOllie, lol
  5. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Obviously this is exaggerated but if a girl dresses like that then she should expect you to give some attention to the cleavage. Besides, if she was prettier she would not have to dress like that...
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:16 am
    If you don`t want people to stare at your boobs, why not wear a shirt that isn`t so low cut?
  7. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:23 am
    @DGbME You don`t think that girl was pretty? :/ Maybe it focused on the breasts too much but I disagree...
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
    sqrt(1)
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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Stupid vid but yeah women know that guys are gonna look at their boobs no matter what but especially when they are wearing something low cut .
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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Can someone please please make the spammers go away ?
  11. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:22 am
    That was pretty terrible.
  12. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Right. When a lady wears a top that is so revealing, it is insulting for a man NOT to look at her breasts. She knows it, that`s why she wore it.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:45 am
    If you wear something like that, you have no right to complain that people are staring. Sorry.
  14. Profile photo of dormetheus
    dormetheus Male 18-29
    30 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Look at it like a test. Of course you`re going to look at the woman`s body. They generally want you to.

    The test is to see how subtle you can be or in control of your generic urges.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:35 am
    @dormetheus

    Interesting way to think about it.
  16. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I wanna get a pair of super tight shorts and cut them so that 9\10ths of my balls hangout and then scream at and hit women when they look at them.

    "WHAT THE drat ARE YOU LOOKIN` AT, BITCH? MY EYES ARE UP HERE!"

    hahahahaa, ohh the fun I would have.
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    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:41 am
    It`s always a trick with women. They wear a revealing top and if you don`t look they get mad. But if you do look, they also get mad. You really can`t win. Moral of the story, only go out with Eskimo`s.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Eskimo`s = Frigid Bitches
  19. Profile photo of SpitfireFaye
    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Win comments courtesy of Zerocyde and donthaveone. Made my bored moment!
  20. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    zeorcyde wins with his comment
  21. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I don`t know how you are expected NOT to look they are there nestled in a low cut top.
  22. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    not the best defense issa. I`ll stare at boobs any way they put `em out there. t-shirts, sweaters, halter tops, wife beaters... i`m kinda like the bubba of boob lurkers.
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    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Okay, yall, here`s the solution.

    Be hot enough, and she won`t be looking at your eyes to see what you are looking at.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    SHe should have put out! he was buying her dinner!
  25. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    @Fatninja01 wtf?
  26. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    She was kinda asking for it in that sexy little blouse.
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    She was kinda asking for it in that sexy little blouse.

    Agreed. If you don`t want men staring at your boobs... well, there`s nothing you can do. Stay at home.
  28. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    @LazyMe

    you nailed it.
  29. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Yeah I`d be staring at her boobs too. WTF with that shirt on a first date? lol. Obviously wants to show off her "assets" why get mad if he notices?
  30. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    They be some nice boobs right there.

    But seriously, she was annoying, i mean, both as an actress and the way she spoke :/
  31. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Boobies...

    Wait, there was a video?
  32. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    bewbs are a beautiful thing.
  33. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    its another rare medical condition i have
    kasimg is drating AMAZING lol!!!
  34. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    if she would have called them boobs...it would have been more realistic...if a girl said stop staring at my breasts...i would have been like....say what?
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    um... not that funny? idk... he just wanted a reason to grab some sweet titties ;P
  36. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Congrats on your 999th post, Altaru.

    Vid was pretty funny :D

    I watched like all of this guy`s `Awkward Moments` and quite a bit of `Going Deep`. Good stuff.
  37. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    ...lame...he really deserved that smack across the face. actually, i think she was too nice about it, lol.

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