Another Horrible Horror Date: Look, Don`t Touch!

Submitted by: TheStation 7 years ago in Funny

Hey pal, her eyes are on her face, not her chest.
There are 37 comments:
Female 261
...lame...he really deserved that smack across the face. actually, i think she was too nice about it, lol.
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Male 680
Congrats on your 999th post, Altaru.

Vid was pretty funny :D

I watched like all of this guy`s `Awkward Moments` and quite a bit of `Going Deep`. Good stuff.
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Male 2,748
um... not that funny? idk... he just wanted a reason to grab some sweet titties ;P
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Male 3,915
if she would have called them boobs...it would have been more realistic...if a girl said stop staring at my breasts...i would have been like....say what?
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Male 225
its another rare medical condition i have
kasimg is drating AMAZING lol!!!
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Female 8,043
bewbs are a beautiful thing.
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Male 3,482
Boobies...

Wait, there was a video?
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Male 117
They be some nice boobs right there.

But seriously, she was annoying, i mean, both as an actress and the way she spoke :/
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Female 1,515
Yeah I`d be staring at her boobs too. WTF with that shirt on a first date? lol. Obviously wants to show off her "assets" why get mad if he notices?
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Male 136
@LazyMe

you nailed it.
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Male 10,440
[quote] She was kinda asking for it in that sexy little blouse. [/quote]

Agreed. If you don`t want men staring at your boobs... well, there`s nothing you can do. Stay at home.
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Female 547
She was kinda asking for it in that sexy little blouse.
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Female 179
@Fatninja01 wtf?
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Male 25,416
SHe should have put out! he was buying her dinner!
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Female 248
Okay, yall, here`s the solution.

Be hot enough, and she won`t be looking at your eyes to see what you are looking at.
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Male 286
not the best defense issa. I`ll stare at boobs any way they put `em out there. t-shirts, sweaters, halter tops, wife beaters... i`m kinda like the bubba of boob lurkers.
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Female 2,352
I don`t know how you are expected NOT to look they are there nestled in a low cut top.
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Male 2,076
zeorcyde wins with his comment
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Female 71
Win comments courtesy of Zerocyde and donthaveone. Made my bored moment!
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Male 953
Eskimo`s = Frigid Bitches
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Male 207
It`s always a trick with women. They wear a revealing top and if you don`t look they get mad. But if you do look, they also get mad. You really can`t win. Moral of the story, only go out with Eskimo`s.
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Male 3,255
I wanna get a pair of super tight shorts and cut them so that 9\10ths of my balls hangout and then scream at and hit women when they look at them.

"WHAT THE drat ARE YOU LOOKIN` AT, BITCH? MY EYES ARE UP HERE!"

hahahahaa, ohh the fun I would have.
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Male 3,255
@dormetheus

Interesting way to think about it.
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Male 30
Look at it like a test. Of course you`re going to look at the woman`s body. They generally want you to.

The test is to see how subtle you can be or in control of your generic urges.
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Male 3,331
If you wear something like that, you have no right to complain that people are staring. Sorry.
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Male 3,842
Right. When a lady wears a top that is so revealing, it is insulting for a man NOT to look at her breasts. She knows it, that`s why she wore it.
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Male 848
That was pretty terrible.
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Female 864
Can someone please please make the spammers go away ?
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Female 864
Stupid vid but yeah women know that guys are gonna look at their boobs no matter what but especially when they are wearing something low cut .
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Male 1,505
sqrt(1)
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Male 1,265
@DGbME You don`t think that girl was pretty? :/ Maybe it focused on the breasts too much but I disagree...
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Female 3,574
If you don`t want people to stare at your boobs, why not wear a shirt that isn`t so low cut?
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Male 451
Obviously this is exaggerated but if a girl dresses like that then she should expect you to give some attention to the cleavage. Besides, if she was prettier she would not have to dress like that...
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Male 2,229
i`m with OldOllie, lol
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Male 274
@OldOllie sums it up perfectly, anyway i dunno why women don`t want a man to look at them, it`s not perving its just... "appreciating" :D
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Male 15,832
I have a rare medical condition known as y chromosome. It`s only found in 50% of the population.
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Female 5
Link: Another Horrible Horror Date: Look, Don`t Touch! [Rate Link] - Hey pal, her eyes are on her face, not her chest.
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