Another Contender For The Most Annoying Web Person

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

I hope he isn"t really like that
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Male 63
i hope he drowns in his own glitter
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Male 730
He needs to go die in a fire.
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Female 376
I can`t watch him for longer than a minute. The smiles and the "mmm" sounds he does just piss me off. I have no idea why. They just do.
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Female 196
...Did he say the song was by "Christina AguleriCK"? And he is definitely a clone of my best friend personality wise...this is disturbing.
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Male 312
i dont think that ive came and vomited at the same time...before tonight..
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Male 2,690
So annoying xD
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Female 61
Nothing that this umm person could give me could be considered a "special treat". He is like a middle-aged PTA mom trapped in a young man`s body. I can`t help looking at him without imagining a tray of perfectly baked browies in his hands. I couldn`t even watch all of this.
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Male 172
Congratz to the guy who made this vid! He set a record! It took only 12 seconds before one of my sensory organs exploded! (An I`ve browsed the /b/ section of 4chan so I have a good comparison base.)
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Male 5,194
He`s not gay. He`s a straight troll gay-bashing.
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Male 235
Umm, I don`t think severe gayness is even the problem here... there is something seriously wrong with this guy...
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Male 1,625
He sounds like a muppet.
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Female 859
>____>
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Female 1,158
uh, this is fake, right?

his "laugh" fxcking creeps me out.
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Male 2,788
Troll.
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Male 65
lol, @stephg08, "You don`t see straight people parading around acting all "straight"." umm, ever seen a football game? or how bout the man show? straight people like acting straight, that being said, this guy is either faking or should die
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Female 282
Hoooooooooollllleeeeeeeyyyyy crud! What the fudge is this!?
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Female 533
I am sure that if any gay people see this, they will kick him the hell out of their club. OMG -- that was horrific. :)
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Male 103
He sounds batpoo crazy.
Like he could snap at any time.
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Female 198
I have nothing against gay`s or men who feel they were born as a woman mentally, but seriously come on. I dont know any girls that talk like that. Not only that but, you`re gay, we get it. You don`t see straight people parading around acting all "straight".
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Female 1,043
sorry for the double post, but i have to add, he sucked too.
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Female 1,043
the kid didnt sing until like 4 minutes into the video! D:
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Male 876
Wow, this queen is so gay I bet she farts glitter.
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Male 353
new record, a headache in 35 seconds. i think this is the video i`ll watch if i want to commit suicide and have my head explode.
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Female 48
Is it me or is he like the uber chipper chick on "Office Space"? I am like waiting for him to say "oooh someone has the case of the Monday`s!".
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Female 420
hahahah he`s called phatgaykid on youtube...off to watch the lot. then punch a wall probably.
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Female 28
Oh my lord....

that is terrifiing. He takes gay to an extreem and really needs to stop >.>
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Male 756
usually i dont really give a flying poo if your gay but this guy makes me want to burn skittles
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Male 605
Hes like the worst pixie there has ever been
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Female 225
total troll and good at it
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Female 721
I got through exactly one minute and decided I might just be homophobic because of him now.

Seriously what a twink.
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Male 295
His humming noise thingies make me want to stab him in the neck.
In a non hate crime way......
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Male 9,305
...I worked both Saturday and Sunday of Pride weekend here in Long Beach. I work in a gay bar. I am quite burnt out on femmy voices and femmy men. If I hear one more "Oh mai gawwwd" I`m going to cry. This vid is not helping me.

I need to go to some dive bar in the middle of a desert where only the burliest of bikers go to get smashed in order to level this all out.

( @[email protected])
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Male 159
well, his dad`s real proud that thing survived child birth
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Female 245
"Not gay. Too fat, too ugly."
But he`s beautifuuuul, in eeevery siiingle waaay! :P
Lol jk, he can`t sing, let alone talk >_>
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Female 12
...WoW :(
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Male 19
imam goin to hunt this thing down and shoot it in the face with a frostbolt
RAKTUR!!!!!!!! <shadow council>
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Male 1,312
pause at 0:17 lol
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Male 41
Kill it with fire.
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Male 329
Wow he`s right that putting your finger in your ear thing really works! I put a finger in both ears when he sang and it sounded MUCH better!!!
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Female 27
Is this a case of Mean Girls "Too gay to function"?
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Male 5
i can`t believe i watched the whole thing...
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Female 1,682
...I actually know someone like this :/
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Male 84
lmao i mean butt hole. thank you, IAB filter
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Male 84
remember guys, you all are beautiful!

if being beautiful is being like that, then as god as my witness, id have no problem being uglier than an indian guys hairy non-nice individual.
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Male 806
lol necrobitch after i read your comment i cant get that out of my head, he sounds so much like ms.piggy especially that sound he makes

Goddammit i hope that hes not like really like this

WTF are those sounds hes making, not the speaking just those sounds that sound like some kind of laugh without opening his mouth
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Male 46
So fake it`s funny.
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Female 21
if he talks about his cold ONE MORE TIME..
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Male 11,739
I think it`s real. I`ve known people like that. Thankfully for them, murder is against the law. Although I think it might be considered a service to humanity to do it.
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Male 26
Damn, just wateched his other videos, he`s really like that. rofl
It makes me wanna kill him.
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Female 467
he sounds like mrs piggy from the muppets :O
wtf :O
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Male 37
At 2:22 he looks like the mom off of that 70`s show
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Male 4,004
Ugh, he takes the effeminate tranny to the extreme, and it`s annoying. I don`t mind gays, but this guy is unbearable. The reason some gays are kind of like this is because they act like women, very few women even act this way, so this guy should tone it down a bit, YouTube fame is not worth enforcing negative stereotypes.
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Female 354
hahaha this is fake. It HAS TO BE. please god

after that sneeze

yeah

it is



please
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Male 177
anyone else think he could do a GREAT joker impression?
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Female 388
damnit. i was beat to it! D:
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Female 388
Christina Agulearic.
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Female 168
agularick.
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Male 36
Kill it. Kill it quickly and hope that we are not too late.
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Male 1,297
2:22- the best 10 seconds of the whole thing... until the song
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Female 1,095
Holy poo. I couldn`t stop watching but this was annoying on a whole new level. Wow.
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Male 779
So. Guys. How much napalm will we need?
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Male 10,440
If annoying = popular, as it does with fred, then this guy should have more subs.
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Male 362
If he`s acting i want to be friends with him
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Male 212
KILL ME NOW.
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Female 446
I had to leave my computer for a little while, so I paused at :02 seconds and them almost poo myself when I came back 6 hours later.
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Male 68
this is what happens when your inbred
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Male 2,551
As much as he does REALLY annoy me, his upbeatness makes me smile.
I knew someone like that once (a female though); and not in the same league as he is, but still, she was always a nice person to talk to.
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Male 773
Kill it. With fire. Right meow.
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Male 179
Horrifying, that is what this is. I am horrified and enraged at how disgusting that thing is. I have nothing against gay people but dear god, that thing needs to be put down.
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Male 201
Also, I hope this is an act.
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Male 201
To each their own, just upsetting that people feel the need to act a certain way to be fulfilled - and even sadder that others won`t accept them. le sigh
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Female 77
the only part worth watching is from 3:40 on. Holy God...
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Male 177
yeah... there`s not enough mind bleach for the 22 seconds I watched.
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Male 4,593
Well, that only lasted about 15 seconds.
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Male 25,416
O how could this be the caliber of IAB, shame on you!
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Female 362
well isn`t he one gay person
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Male 13
It looks like a toad
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Male 1,610
Woooaahoho, I am NOT watching 5 minutes and 20 seconds of THAT!
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Male 496
I wonder if he`d interject "hmmmm?" between screams if I were to use pliers to pull out his fingernails one by one?
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Male 5,194
>>So ugly men can`t be gay? I sure see a lot of ugly gay women

Yes, that`s how it works.
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Male 4,546
It`s Professor Dolores Umbridge.
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Male 774
5 minutes 20 seconds of him talking non stop in that voice.

5 minutes... 20 seconds...

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HEAD GO BOOM
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Male 26
Every time he goes "hmmm" I have a mild aneurysm
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Male 554
i couldn`t make it past 9 seconds in... i feel like stomping on his face -.-
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Female 3,574
[quote]Not gay. Too fat, too ugly.[/quote]

My singing teacher is gay and he`s like 270lbs. He`s also 70 years old, so most wouldn`t say he`s "attractive" in THAT way, unless you are turned on by Santa Claus :P
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Female 963
X-( DEAR GOD....
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Female 864
Not gay. Too fat, too ugly. Straight troll.

So ugly men can`t be gay? I sure see a lot of ugly gay women,hey they look kinda like this guy .
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Male 64
its a physical impossibility to finish watching this video! your computer will explode!
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Female 1,515
ugh. my ears are bleeding.
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Female 9,572
His voice to high for my tastes.
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Male 46
Good god, this kid is hilarious. I hope he`s joking though, if not he should kill himself.
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Female 2,509
OMG a closet gay trying to be *gay*
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Male 22
saw the title, instant hatred boiled within
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Female 635
I saw this guy on the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica yesterday. He`s more likely than not a troll, but is it really drated up that I find his videos kinda cute? He`s just so... happy, I guess.
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Male 5,194
Not gay. Too fat, too ugly. Straight troll.
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Female 1
guy needs to be shot O.O
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Male 15
I want so badly for this to be fake.
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Male 339
Made it 10 seconds before hitting stop....a record?
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Female 9
aguiler-ick? haha
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Male 85
this guys is such a pro troll. hes funny
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Male 583
i made it to 1:00
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Male 2,440
Fact: Tom Cruise is still gayer than the guy in this video.
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Female 614
i don`t like how he interjects "hmm" with a smile, it is ... icky... in a way... i don`t mind the lilt he has otherwise, but that "hnmmggg" thing he does just makes it hard on the ears.

like a f^ckin carebear!!!
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Male 487
oh for ffs... while it had some funny moments that kid generally made me want to punch my monitor.

What makes it worse (besides the flamingness) is that he thinks he can sing! Apparently putting instructional videos on the internet which no doubt will train the next round of American Idol losers.
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Male 716
Dear god....


That is all.
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Female 4
He sounds like my grandma.
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Male 1,312
Holy flamboyance batman!
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Female 3,574
I managed to last about 3 minutes in.
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Female 1,386
Is it too much to ask for someone to not be a slob if they`re going to put out a video for the WORLD to see?
I didn`t think making your bed was a hard thing to do...
(Also what the hell is that blue tube/cord on his bed?)
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Female 195
@radoinc - I was just thinking the exact same thing. How did this guy survive school?!

Aside from that, I think he`s quite sweet. I just wouldn`t want to ever be in the same room as him.
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Male 451
histrionic = flamer
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Male 2,344
look up the term histrionic...then watch this again.
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Male 272
@the garuneess: you win an internet
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Male 15,510
No worries Fancy nobody will take that award from you!
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Male 184
School bullies FAIL.
Because their role in society is to protect us from "people" like this one by beating the annoying out of them in school.
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Male 91
this is really Justin Bieber sending his videos back in time after he became a trainwreck
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Male 363
I would rather be circumcised with a chainsaw than to listen to this "person" for even 1 second more...
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Male 274
I wish to kill him
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Male 931
al-qaheda recruitment video right there. charlie brooker will agree.
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Male 953
Holy poo, don`t nibble on the barrel, just pull the trigger all ready.
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Female 94
sadly, i dont think you can fake such an annoying personality
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Female 934
I didn`t even watch the video. After seeing the comments, I don`t find it necessary.
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Female 61
hahah ooooh my. he sounds like a gayer version of nathan lane from bird cage
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Male 85
had to stop after "hey guys"

YOU MADE IT THAT FAR.
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Male 203
Is that Matt Lucas?
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Female 420
Christina Aguleric? Is that her cousin? HMmmmm?
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Male 85
This video makes me agree with mass genocide.
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Female 798
I`ve never wanted to punch someone repeatedly in the face as much as these past 5 minutes
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Male 330
If a girl talked like that, it would be scary and annoying as piss. The fact that it`s a guy is just too much.
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Male 174
And people think boxxxy is bad......
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Male 1,596
had to stop after "hey guys"
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Male 2,551
Link: Another Contender For The Most Annoying Web Person [Rate Link] - I hope he isn`t really like that
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