9 Deadly Words Used By Women [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

Hey I-A-B guys, read and learn the code of women. That said, ladies, are these 9 words accurate? We all want to know!
There are 102 comments:
Female 1
I`m a chick. This is total bullpoo when it comes to me. I don`t pussy foot around and I HATE drama.

Incidentally, this is probably why I`m not really friends with any girls...
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Female 16
don`t worry MetalicDemon, we`re not all that way.
..>___>
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Male 1,484
why are women total bitches...
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Female 1,244
This entire list is true for me
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Female 8
Dead on! Whoever wrote this list truly knows women.
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Female 19
i gotta admit this is entirely true in my case
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Male 2,868
I`m fortunate to have a woman that actually says `fcuk you` when she means `fcuk you`
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Female 547
#3 is true, when a woman says nothing is wrong you better sure as sh*t figure out what`s wrong!
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Male 139
"why is it that barely any women stereotypes fit me yet so many men stereotypes fit me, doesnt seem right"

It doesn`t matter, because stereotypes are old fashioned and only apply to some people, the lines are too blurred to say that a majority do or say something similar now.
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Female 248
Laaaaaaaame

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Female 1,190
haha cool bananas said it perfectly XD
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Female 60
@shneeblefish:
actually, if you`d ever taken a sociology class (or really any class that talks about culture), you`d know that the idea that women talk more than men is a fallacy. men actually talk about 1/5 more than women on average.
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Female 859
These can be true, yes.
Occasionally.

But now that you know our secrets.... we may just change them.. LOOK OUT!
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Male 848
Yay! Casual sexism!
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Male 533
The rule of time for women in general is to multiply it by three. Five minutes- 15 mintues, 10 minutes- half an hour, a few hours- about 5/6 hours.
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Female 635
lol thats what i say

xD

but #9 i actually do mean it

xP
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Female 48
I am going to argue that evolution is changing the makeup of man/woman relations and how we talk to each other. While I have said a few of these things it`s been rare. My hubs does it more often than I do. And the phone thing? PFFFT don`t call me unless your up for a short to the point convo. My hubs is the one who spends hours talking on the phone. We often joke that he is the woman of us. He says he has to be to make things balance.
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Male 509
"haha i say all of these, wow; are we really this easy to figure out?"

No. These are just translations learnt through bitter personal experience. We still have no reason as to WHY you do these incomprehensible things.

Men are way easier - we say what we want to say and nothing more, nothing less. However, this does NOT mean we are insensitive or stupid. We mean what we say, so we assume you do too.

Women`s need to constantly talk is a complete mystery to us. Why say more or less than what needs saying?

A man-to-man phone call will cover things we want to say - anything longer than one minute means there is a lot of detail or more than one subject.
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Male 339
you guys know some wingey women, get better girlfriends... or.. get them to begin with... then work your way up the ladder
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Female 3,828
@krakalaka- I was only joking. sarcasm dude.
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Female 536
Completely accurate, but the "Five minutes" thing does cross the gender border. Guys do this too, they just use it for when they are watching sports or whatever instead of for when they are primping (mostly...I know guys who take waaay longer than I do to get ready, which is wrong and unnatural)
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Female 1,006
This is completely true. I knew "Fine" would be in there.
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Female 28
this is not true for me at all...
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Male 773
No mention of sandwiches?
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Female 291
I am the complete opposite of that O_O
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Male 172
"Wait, "No sex" is up there? O.o Or "You`re sleeping on the couch tonight?"

Also, Vanging, you are a moron. :)"

I admit, the end of my post was a bit pretentious, but I do believe I make a valid point.
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Male 3,431
They forgot, "Let`s Be Friends" . This isn`t an invitation to be friends. It is more of an invitation to leave now and never come back. Someone should have told Gollum, but I digress.
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Male 1,674
totally - and what`s with all the shoes? Am i right guys?
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Female 179
why is it that barely any women stereotypes fit me yet so many men stereotypes fit me, doesnt seem right
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Female 509
This made me LOL!! I have used all of these in one relationship or the other: boyfriends, my uncle, my brother, etc.

Dayum, I`m such a female.
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Male 8,302
Who can work these women things out, eh guys???

Here`s another one: When she says "That`s alright, you satisfy yourself then roll over and go to sleep, I don`t need anything" - that isn`t what she actually means. Go figure.
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Male 89
Also "Do what you want." means "Yes you idiot, do what you just said you`d do.". I learnt that one the hard way
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Female 497
"Women...can`t live with `em...they will not go out with me" -Vork
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Female 1,287
I say none of these. And I don`t plan to torture my future whatever with these. I swear, I think I`ll be the best freakin` girl ever. I mean, I`m a girl now. Just not one that has to really deal with guys.
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Male 1,590
Al Bundy said it best: "Women. You can`t live with them, the end."
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Female 1,264
I don`t do this crap. For me, five minutes actually means five minutes, and if I want to say F you I say it. Maybe men don`t like sincere and uncomplicated women and that`s why I`m single. XD
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Female 258
haha i say all of these, wow; are we really this easy to figure out?
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Female 1,199
Wait, "No sex" is up there? O.o Or "You`re sleeping on the couch tonight?"

Also, Vanging, you are a moron. :)
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Male 22
minus a "was" from my comment "-_-
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Male 22

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Female, 18-29, Canada
ugh. i said fine, nothing, thats ok, and whatever yesterday. all of them had deadly meanings.

its sad, but this is ridiculously true. but you can bet this was written by a woman- no man seems smart enough to figure it out."

i knew all of those and im a guy, ur statement was in my mind was quite sexist and unappreciated.
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Female 721
cagel: Tell me there isn`t one thing you do on that list. It`s a generalization, not sexist. If it were sexist I think it would be more condescending.

Honestly, I do most of these, but I`m heavily sarcastic as it is. I try and give a good estimate of time, though, but even if I tell someone "a minute" I`ll get distracted and it ends up being 7.
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Female 3,828
ugh. i said fine, nothing, thats ok, and whatever yesterday. all of them had deadly meanings.

its sad, but this is ridiculously true. but you can bet this was written by a woman- no man seems smart enough to figure it out.
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Female 1,324
I say these alot >>; but if you really deserve it I`m not afraid to kick your sorry little @$$
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Male 172
"Stupid. sexist. Dudes can`t be passive aggressive? And chicks are always?"

I don`t see anywhere where it said that "Dudes can`t be passive aggressive...and chick are always". It`s more stereotyping than sexist but, if you really wanted a sexist statement, I could say that your primitive female brain (which, according to a certain scientist from Kazakhstan, is the size of a squirrels) is too dumb to comprehend the humor in this post. But, since I`m nice, I`ll refrain from making such a bigoted and pig-head statement.
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Female 1,172
Every one is true, except number 2 for me. lol
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Female 1,682
I gotta admit, I say these and thats what they mean quite a bit. Especially fine and whatever. The other ones not so much.
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Male 395
Passive aggressive much?
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Female 198
hah this is so true.
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Male 8,302
Abso-frakkin-lutely 100% correct. Kudo`s to the maker.
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Female 275
Stupid. sexist. Dudes can`t be passive aggressive? And chicks are always?
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Male 1,403
Spot on. Spot on.
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Female 34
i usually do fine.. no it`s fine.. no no really, REALLY, go ahead it`s fine.. FINE!
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Male 833
The atypical women who never actually says something straight so that they can use it in an argument later. cause they`re mean like that.
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Male 25,416
I hate it kos its true! woman are scary !
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Female 1,963
Well these are somewhat accurate, although I tend to be a bit more upfront than that. I`m not the sulky type at all, more of the throw things type. Although for some odd reason I only ever thrown MY things, and have broken my favourite necklace once. There`s also a dent on my laptop from me rather forcefully setting it down. I never throw them at anyone though.
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Male 1,081
Shouldn`t the title say "...Used By A Woman"
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Male 1,081
I already knew most of these.
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Female 1,677
Yeah basically, though when I want to say `Fu.. you`, I don`t hide it in `whatever`. I just say `Fu.. you`.

Why can`t we all just communicate honestly? Oh right, people suck.
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Female 2,352
Pretty much. Seeing it written out though I didn`t notice how passive aggressive and douchey all of that sounds.

I don`t do the whatever thing I get annoyed when people say that to me so I`ll just straight up be like f*ck you.
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Female 125
Yup, completely true.
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Female 50
lol i would like to say this is very accurate and CrakrJak is also right on the additions.
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Female 35
Ha, as a woman, this is so completely true.
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Female 387
For me, "five minutes" probably means "four minutes" because I`m a bit crazy when it comes to being on time. But apart from that, it`s probably true most of the time. Of course, there are always exceptions to the rules. Sometimes, a woman will say `nothing` when she`s tried to explain several times but the man STILL DOESN`T GET IT!
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Female 305
psh. Whatever.
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Male 328
|-( so true
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Male 8
no wonder women have so many problems
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Male 275
This would apply to my family, if it were describing the males...
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Male 17,512
don`t forget "As If", "Suuuuuure", and the inevitable "You don`t understand"
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Female 19
So terribly, terribly accurate.
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Male 15,510
*printing*
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Female 407
hahaha its very accurate.
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Male 40
Damn accurate
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Female 914
I`m mad that this is pretty damn accurate. I tried to tell myself when I was younger that I would never do any of this crap, yet, I`ve done every single one trying to be "diplomatic". ironically, when I try to be straight forward, it ends in disaster, too.
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Male 306
These words have scarred me....i just try not to answer...
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Female 400
I`m guilty of "Fine.", but I only use "Whatever." when I`m super pissed. Then again, my husband does it too.

I actually think he uses "Whatever" more than I do.
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Female 1
sounds about right :)
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Female 152
eh either way i`m screwed, i`ve tried being upfront I`ve tried be subtle....one way or the other i`m a bitch.....^.^
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Female 2,927
i dont do code. and i know guys aren`t psychic or pick up on subtlety. so if he`s pissing me off i let him know straight off and why hes pissing me off so he wont do it again! i got no patience for that game crap.
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Male 2,345
yep just more "men are dumb and women do everything joke but not really a joke" statement

the menassiance needs to get into full gear sooner rather than later...
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Male 516
Scenario: Going out to eat.

Variable: "Can I Drive?"

Steps to stay alive:
1.) Give her the keys.
2.) Take the bus to designated location.
3.) Await frantic phone call.
4.) Pay for damages.
5.) Repeat.
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Male 440
That seems pretty accurate and pretty funny too
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Male 13
glad to see someone can count. looks more like 19 deadly words to me....or 9 deadly phrases
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Female 18
I think they are all pretty accurate except number 2. If I say five minutes, I make it a point to be done in four so he doesn`t have a damn thing to complain about.
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Male 4,004
Meh, women can use all the words they want. if they don`t say what they mean, I don`t have to care because she didn`t say what was on her mind. If I am going somewhere with friends, and you "loud-sigh" and I ask "what?" and she replies "Nothing, I`m fine", I will proceed without questions and I will not care if they bitch is angry later....she literally just gave me the green light!!!

I`m usually not a douchebag, and I do have a girlfriend that hates confrontation, so I can tell when she`s keeping something bottled up, so I make her say whatever`s on her mind.
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Male 153
@Spider_sol It`s called humor, of course it`s not a word; they`re jokingly implying that it is to a woman. Laugh and stop nitpicking like a little girl.
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Female 1,515
Haha i`ve read this before, but it`s as true now as it was then. I`m sad to say I do/say most of these things...EXCEPT the 5 min thing. I actually know how long it takes me to get ready to go out, and plan accordingly :P
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Male 1,958
I knew this for years
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Female 3,727
All these are pretty accurate except for #8, I`ll normally say drat YOU...."whatever" is for children!
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Female 3,598
wow, i have to say i`ve done all of these at least once. i can see many of my female conterparts agreeing as well, let`s start workin on our relationship communication ladies? maybe we`ll be a bit happier with the outcomes?
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Female 22
lol @dreadqueen00
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Male 554
ahhh! it`s a vicious circle =(
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Male 14,330
Huh?!?!?! what about marriage?
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Male 9,306
They forgot: "Am I fat?/Do I look fat?"
The only answer is to kill yourself.

(But in all seriousness clear communication is vital for a healthy relationship. Don`t assume someone knows what you`re thinking at all times, even if you`ve been together for eons. They don`t know what`s wrong or right until you tell them. DO NOT leave it up to social stigmas. Be real, ask questions, be patient, and for god`s sake don`t make a life-threatening issue over a minute detail.)
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Male 1,451
Yay for people not proofreading their own "funny" lists.

5) Loud sigh
This is NOT actually a word...
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Female 133
100% true... i hate that but it really is. and i use all of these unconsciously lol
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Female 864
Lol ,yep these are all true plus don`t forget about the famous "why would I be mad?" when you ask her if she`s mad haha.This means she`s fuc*ing mad and you need to tell her exactly what you did to make her mad .If you don`t know what you did you are screwed .
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Female 331
I hate to admit it, but this is almost 100% accurate. *sigh* I swore I`d never become this. Women....we`re just evil.
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Female 9,402
Give and take a few and it`s me...
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Male 2,229
lol
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Female 3,574
eh, believe it or not, I usually just say exactly what I mean.
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Female 9
haha, completely and utterly true :p
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Male 19,865
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