6 Weird But True Stories About Disneyland

Submitted by: JUGGALETTEx0 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_18511_6-true-stories-about-disneyland-they-dont-want-you-to-know.html

Six weirdo stories about Disneyland they don"t want you to know.
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Male 1,068
What a waste of time
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Female 1,380
lol rakoonhat...same thing happens to me all the time on cracked too...wikipedia is pretty bad for me too because every page i look at, i`ll click a lot of the links on it and read the other pages and be on there for like hours at a time sometimes.
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Female 654
~magoo i have several books on walt disney and his cartoons/cartooning style that would say otherwise with regards to hitlers policies..i have actually never found out where it says he was anti-semantic, but i cant prove that part wrong
~i love the...."For several years, some lucky sons of bitches punched the clock at 9AM, watched bouncing titties for eight hours, then went home with a paycheck"...part. they always have such humor on things. thats part of the reason why IAB should stop linking to cracked, i get lost on there for hours reading all the goofy stuff and forget i was ever here, but then again the purpose was to make me not bored, so i guess mission success...its perplexing
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Male 222
None of those things were really that bad.. well certainly not bad enough to justify calling disneyland a park of "thinly concealed evil"
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Male 1,190
Gay days are so awesome there, if you are the least bit curious you should go.
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Male 8,302
They had me at "Communal Employee Underwear" but the best bit was probably:

[quote]For several years, some lucky sons of bitches punched the clock at 9AM, watched bouncing titties for eight hours, then went home with a paycheck[/quote]
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Female 1,380
ohhh another true story about disney.....the lion king never has the word sex written in the dust....it`s sfx and the special effects people put it in there.

The film`s animators, however, have stated that the letters spell "SFX" (a common abbreviation of "special effects"), and was intended as an innocent "signature" created by the effects animation team.[62] Due to the controversy it had caused, the scene was edited for the film`s 2003 DVD and VHS releases, and the dust no longer formed any letters.[63]
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Male 660
Another creepy story: Old Walt was an anti-semite and a supporter of Hitlers policies in the 1930`s. (Probably not true but it keeps re-surfacing.One of his animators recounted seeing him at local Bund meetings)
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Male 15,510
Happy gay days
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Female 1,380
omg rissarose....you work at disneyworld? that`s gotta be like the coolest job EVERR!
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Female 2,352
MMmm good ol` communal undies.

I remember the row boats to Tom Sawyer Island?
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Male 698
hmmmm?
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Male 25,416
That boobie job, wow! thats crazy people are like that!
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Male 591
I know about half a dozen people who have worked at Disneyland, and there are dozens of much MUCH weirder but still true stories about the place. One was a girl who played Snow White; she enjoyed swearing like a sailor and using horrible racial epithets if she was interacting with park guests that obviously spoke no English. And there were lots of sordid dealings on Tom Sawyer Island before they completely remodeled it.
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Female 109
I wish I was able to confirm anything on this list but, alas - I worked at the World, not Land. Some of it seems pretty legit, though.
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Female 4,376
lol...summon the meteors.
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Male 519
creepy lol
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Female 497
Bats Day is tomorrow I think. I wish I wasn`t a broke college student D`=
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Male 1,195
The cats story made me laugh. :-)
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Female 667
I`ve actually been to Disney on the Gay Days. It was pretty awesome!
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Female 1,071
I worked at disney in 2005-2008... the underwear thing is still true but they are little blue underwear shorts/briefs.

Also hell with gayday- they have BATSDAY for the goths.
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Female 160
My dad wants his ashes on the Haunted Mansion.
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Male 4,807
I Googled flash mountain immediately after I read this yesterday. I would`nt mind that job
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Male 668
Flash mountain... Yay.
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Male 1,045
i already read it yesterday.

that said, i`d hate to be a disney character there.
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Female 1,380
Link: 6 Weird But True Stories About Disneyland [Rate Link] - Six weirdo stories about Disneyland they don`t want you to know.
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