37 Of The World`s Stupidest Inventions

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/galleries/most_inane_inventions__ever/most_inane_inventions__ever.html

I don"t think the indoor golf game should be on this list.
There are 68 comments:
Female 635
lmfao i saw the hula chair on ellen

xD

i want a marshmellow shooter and an umbrella tube and flying harness

o.o
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Male 27
Lol I kinda like the wire baby cage
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Female 47
#37... mmm heatlamps... just like at every fast food restaurant in the world.....
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Female 52
haha no joke my brother bought one of those marshmellow shooters...it didnt even work
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Male 454
The "Smoke a pack at once" idea is REALLY stupid. Talk about getting EXTRA cancer. Wow.
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Male 440
I think I could find many uses for those Handerpants
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Male 5,189
Marshmallow Shooter Sounds awesome. D:
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Male 2,737
*Umbrella
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Male 2,737
I thought the unbrella tube was useful.
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Female 833
a few things to mention:
#28 has a screen about the size of an ipod, yet nobody seems to complain about being able to watch stuff on those....
#24 um, we used to live in a high rise apartment. now I`d never have dangled my precious out of the window in a cage, but my husband did create a natty way of letting her see outside while I cleaned up. it was either that or have her strapped to my back. kept the little blighter quiet; and she`s healthy and 4 years old now.



so it`s really not *that* odd......
#31, how is this any different to these?
#36 honey and vinegar have been used for medicinal purposes at least as far back as the ancient egyptians....
and finally, I want #37.
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Male 295
Ok..... since when are marshmallow guns stupid?
They kinda sting when they are stale..
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Female 1,048
Wow - they were the most incredibly useless inventions! Especially silly was the 20 cigarette holder - instant lung cancer anyone?
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Female 1,190
ok, no one hates on the marshmallow gun
NO ONE
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Female 654
dont call me an i-ron

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Male 286
i seriously JUST googled "insignificant inventions" like 15 minutes before seeing this.
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Female 288
I have that marshmallow gun! It`s awesome.
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Male 15,832
Several dictionaries show "stupidest" to be the correct superlative form of "stupid." And misusing the word "ironic" certainly makes you look stupider than the person who wrote the headline.
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Male 367
The vacuum hair cutter thing is in Waynes World.
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Male 2
Calling it "37 of the World`s Stupidest Inventions" is rather ironic. It`s "Most Stupid", the word "Stupidest" is just poor grammar and certainly shows the lack of education of the user.
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Female 1,324
Hey! The marshmallow gun is amazing!
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Female 1,604
funny I just mentioned the flowbee tonight
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Male 492
Did anyone else notice the look of total anger on the cat`s face in the cat foot duster? I bet the photographer was killed in his/her sleep that very night by that cat.
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Female 1,264
Cat duster slippers made me lol.

But marshmallow shooter is full of win. It is.
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Female 547
The marshmallow gun has served the men in my family well; aged 6 to 46.
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Male 11,739
Oh and the wine glass isn`t a bad idea. I might just get one to take to the winery with me.
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Male 11,739
#2, the bar bubble thing, reminds of the Cone Of Silence from Get Smart. I think the "inventor" is a fan of the show.

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Female 86
who needs wine glasses when you can just drink straight outta the bottle? Hell, half the time, the wine doesn`t even make its way outta the paper bag in my house.

I`m all for any kind of gun that can shoot random food at random people. Marshmallow gun gets a thumbs up from me.
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Female 138
The Flowbee!!! It`s sucking my will to live!!!
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Male 1,610
L Ron Hubbard did NOT invent the electrometer.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I don`t know about you, but the wine glass meant to hold the whole bottle is on my wishlist.[/quote]
I have one, and let me tell you, it IS awesome.

"Honey, it`s nearly midday. How much did you have to drink last night?"

"You know, just two glasses of wine..."

"Just TWO glasses? Are you sure?"

"Yep, couldn`t finish the third."
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Male 1,598
And God, who invented marijuana, looks at this and thinks he did a pretty good job.
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Male 2,436
Giant wine glass is a great idea!

"Sooo... would you like to come in for a drink?"
"Oh, I.. I really don`t think I sh.."
"C`mon, just ONE glass of wine."
"Welllll, ok... just one glass."
*Giggidy*
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Female 3,598
hahaha, the cat looked so pissed. but the marshmellow gun should definitely not be on this list, that isn`t a stupid invention that is an AWESOME invention. those things actually kind of hurt when they hit you.
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Male 15,510
#38: Twitter
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Male 2,085
Caught a little side-boob action on 20.
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Male 10,855
#5)Bunwiper LOL!
Who here has drunken a Budweiser and thought that`s exactly what it tastes like?
#7)Another perfect product for promoting public intoxication.
#10)YOUR CAT WILL HATE YOU!!!
#16)Those never worked
#18)I could actually use that.
#22)Like you want THAT creep answering your phone?
#24)Candidate for Mother of the Year award in 1932!
#30)Winner for the award in ULTIMATE DESIGN FAIL!
#35)Oh so that`s where the E-meter comes from!
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Female 258
Wasn`t the flowbee in Wayne`s World?
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Female 728
I like the marshmallow gun. I think it would be kinda funny to pelt your friends with marshmallows. :D
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Male 28
Stupid inventions? Every one of them is a result of the much-vaunted "thinking outside of the box". I`ll bet that Og thought the whole `roll the log` idea was stupid, when any primitive worth his salt would just carry the damn thing. (Sorry, but I spend my day surrounded by "Git `er dun" types.)

Stupid? No. Really, REALLY weird? Well, yeah... mostly.
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Male 25,417
WOw, handerpants? just call them gloves! baby bottle was soo cool!
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Male 3,369
Obviously you`ll have to ignore the fact that they lick their anus ... then lick their paws, thus spreading cat anus all over your nice new floor boards,"

LMFAO!!
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Male 274
i gotta say i would DEFINATLY buy #32 - the rainy day cigarette holder
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Male 112
Most of those things would actually be on my top 37 coolest inventions list. Also, the person writing the captions was obnoxious and does not understand simple things like "if a robber is picking stuff up off the ground he can`t hold a gun to you very well".
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2,767
phone answering robot....ever heard of ivr?
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Male 975
ive spaced out many times about how to perfect the cigg umbrella...the person making this list must not smoke or else theyd no how much it sucks to smoke in pooty weather
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Male 14,331
@NotTHATbored

Thank you.......
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Male 774
Bar bubble?

Why not just buy a couple airline headsets...? The ones pilots use to communicate with each other.
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Male 440
HANDERPANTS!!!!!!!
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Male 78
where the hell are Harley motorcycles?
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Male 1,351
I think someone would look pretty boss with that rainy day cigarette holder. Also, the egg separator is pretty cool.
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Female 1,677
Big cups are good, but if you need a giant cup to drink an entire bottle of wine out of... JUST DRINK THE BOTTLE. Less clean up.

And wtf is with that baby ice thing? That`s just begging for a cracked skull.
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Female 961
lol my dad had a marshmallow shooter. i got in an epic battle with him
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Male 5,194
There should be a law that before you can post a "Top Ten" list, you have to get it approved somewhere, get fifty people to sign off on it, something, ANYTHING. Most of these just come straight out of someone`s butt. Some clueless moron thinks Clive Sinclair`s BRILLIANT miniature TV set was "stupid". It`s a fair guess the guy who came up with this list would have no clue how to make such a thing.
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Male 716
@notTHATbored

Sigh, you can see straight through me. Hit the nail on the god-damn head...
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Female 1,101
Yea... I bet you do...
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Male 14,331
I`d like to plant my seed in #1.
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Female 4,039
I have that egg separator.
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Male 196
Uh, I don`t know where they get their information, but the M3 grease gun didn`t have a "curved barrel" at all. That picture must be photoshopped or something.
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Female 1,101
@RegediT Give me a break, there`s nothing wrong with her tiny Japanese boobies, wish you could have them much?
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Male 4,807
Honest officer, I only had ONE GLASS OF WINE!!
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Male 716
OF COURSE the first invention is stupid, the girl doesn`t have any tits.

Maybe it`s Japan`s way of brightening that area up a bit.
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Female 1,101
The shower hood is genius! That way you can have a quick rinse off post shagging and still be ready to go out without having to re-do everything!
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Male 487
i have a set of wineglasses that will hold an entire bottle no problem (not the one from this article though).

Once you practice enough it doesn`t even get warm
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Female 1,380
I want that drating wine glass...so bad
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Male 2,549
Wow! Most of these inventions are awesome!
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Female 3,574
lol I need to get my sister the feather alarm clock XD
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Female 934
I don`t know about you, but the wine glass meant to hold the whole bottle is on my wishlist.
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Male 7,378
Link: 37 Of The World`s Stupidest Inventions [Rate Link] - I don`t think the indoor golf game should be on this list.
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