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Date: 05/18/10 09:06 AM

68 Responses to 37 Of The World`s Stupidest Inventions

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Link: 37 Of The World`s Stupidest Inventions - I don`t think the indoor golf game should be on this list.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:00 am
    I don`t know about you, but the wine glass meant to hold the whole bottle is on my wishlist.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:03 am
    lol I need to get my sister the feather alarm clock XD
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Wow! Most of these inventions are awesome!
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:23 am
    I want that drating wine glass...so bad
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    K3vin Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:31 am
    i have a set of wineglasses that will hold an entire bottle no problem (not the one from this article though).

    Once you practice enough it doesn`t even get warm
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:33 am
    The shower hood is genius! That way you can have a quick rinse off post shagging and still be ready to go out without having to re-do everything!
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    regediT Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:36 am
    OF COURSE the first invention is stupid, the girl doesn`t have any tits.

    Maybe it`s Japan`s way of brightening that area up a bit.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Honest officer, I only had ONE GLASS OF WINE!!
  10. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 10:53 am
    @RegediT Give me a break, there`s nothing wrong with her tiny Japanese boobies, wish you could have them much?
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    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Uh, I don`t know where they get their information, but the M3 grease gun didn`t have a "curved barrel" at all. That picture must be photoshopped or something.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:54 am
    I have that egg separator.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
    I`d like to plant my seed in #1.
  14. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Yea... I bet you do...
  15. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:19 am
    @notTHATbored

    Sigh, you can see straight through me. Hit the nail on the god-damn head...
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:19 am
    There should be a law that before you can post a "Top Ten" list, you have to get it approved somewhere, get fifty people to sign off on it, something, ANYTHING. Most of these just come straight out of someone`s butt. Some clueless moron thinks Clive Sinclair`s BRILLIANT miniature TV set was "stupid". It`s a fair guess the guy who came up with this list would have no clue how to make such a thing.
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    YLE Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:30 am
    lol my dad had a marshmallow shooter. i got in an epic battle with him
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Big cups are good, but if you need a giant cup to drink an entire bottle of wine out of... JUST DRINK THE BOTTLE. Less clean up.

    And wtf is with that baby ice thing? That`s just begging for a cracked skull.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I think someone would look pretty boss with that rainy day cigarette holder. Also, the egg separator is pretty cool.
  20. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    where the hell are Harley motorcycles?
  21. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    HANDERPANTS!!!!!!!
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Bar bubble?

    Why not just buy a couple airline headsets...? The ones pilots use to communicate with each other.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    @NotTHATbored

    Thank you.......
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    ive spaced out many times about how to perfect the cigg umbrella...the person making this list must not smoke or else theyd no how much it sucks to smoke in pooty weather
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    phone answering robot....ever heard of ivr?
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    mikeacello Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Most of those things would actually be on my top 37 coolest inventions list. Also, the person writing the captions was obnoxious and does not understand simple things like "if a robber is picking stuff up off the ground he can`t hold a gun to you very well".
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    Sock1122 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    i gotta say i would DEFINATLY buy #32 - the rainy day cigarette holder
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Obviously you`ll have to ignore the fact that they lick their anus ... then lick their paws, thus spreading cat anus all over your nice new floor boards,"

    LMFAO!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    WOw, handerpants? just call them gloves! baby bottle was soo cool!
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    appledoc Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Stupid inventions? Every one of them is a result of the much-vaunted "thinking outside of the box". I`ll bet that Og thought the whole `roll the log` idea was stupid, when any primitive worth his salt would just carry the damn thing. (Sorry, but I spend my day surrounded by "Git `er dun" types.)

    Stupid? No. Really, REALLY weird? Well, yeah... mostly.
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    I like the marshmallow gun. I think it would be kinda funny to pelt your friends with marshmallows. :D
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    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Wasn`t the flowbee in Wayne`s World?
  33. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    #5)Bunwiper LOL!
    Who here has drunken a Budweiser and thought that`s exactly what it tastes like?
    #7)Another perfect product for promoting public intoxication.
    #10)YOUR CAT WILL HATE YOU!!!
    #16)Those never worked
    #18)I could actually use that.
    #22)Like you want THAT creep answering your phone?
    #24)Candidate for Mother of the Year award in 1932!
    #30)Winner for the award in ULTIMATE DESIGN FAIL!
    #35)Oh so that`s where the E-meter comes from!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Caught a little side-boob action on 20.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    #38: Twitter
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    hahaha, the cat looked so pissed. but the marshmellow gun should definitely not be on this list, that isn`t a stupid invention that is an AWESOME invention. those things actually kind of hurt when they hit you.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Giant wine glass is a great idea!

    "Sooo... would you like to come in for a drink?"
    "Oh, I.. I really don`t think I sh.."
    "C`mon, just ONE glass of wine."
    "Welllll, ok... just one glass."
    *Giggidy*
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    And God, who invented marijuana, looks at this and thinks he did a pretty good job.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    I don`t know about you, but the wine glass meant to hold the whole bottle is on my wishlist.
    I have one, and let me tell you, it IS awesome.

    "Honey, it`s nearly midday. How much did you have to drink last night?"

    "You know, just two glasses of wine..."

    "Just TWO glasses? Are you sure?"

    "Yep, couldn`t finish the third."
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    L Ron Hubbard did NOT invent the electrometer.
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    voodoowild22 Female 18-29
    138 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    The Flowbee!!! It`s sucking my will to live!!!
  42. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    who needs wine glasses when you can just drink straight outta the bottle? Hell, half the time, the wine doesn`t even make its way outta the paper bag in my house.

    I`m all for any kind of gun that can shoot random food at random people. Marshmallow gun gets a thumbs up from me.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    #2, the bar bubble thing, reminds of the Cone Of Silence from Get Smart. I think the "inventor" is a fan of the show.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Oh and the wine glass isn`t a bad idea. I might just get one to take to the winery with me.
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    The marshmallow gun has served the men in my family well; aged 6 to 46.
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    lerie Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Cat duster slippers made me lol.

    But marshmallow shooter is full of win. It is.
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Did anyone else notice the look of total anger on the cat`s face in the cat foot duster? I bet the photographer was killed in his/her sleep that very night by that cat.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    funny I just mentioned the flowbee tonight
  49. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Hey! The marshmallow gun is amazing!
  50. Profile photo of VikingB
    VikingB Male 13-17
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Calling it "37 of the World`s Stupidest Inventions" is rather ironic. It`s "Most Stupid", the word "Stupidest" is just poor grammar and certainly shows the lack of education of the user.
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    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    The vacuum hair cutter thing is in Waynes World.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Several dictionaries show "stupidest" to be the correct superlative form of "stupid." And misusing the word "ironic" certainly makes you look stupider than the person who wrote the headline.
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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    I have that marshmallow gun! It`s awesome.
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    MrVandercar Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    i seriously JUST googled "insignificant inventions" like 15 minutes before seeing this.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    dont call me an i-ron

  56. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    ok, no one hates on the marshmallow gun
    NO ONE
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 12:02 am
    Wow - they were the most incredibly useless inventions! Especially silly was the 20 cigarette holder - instant lung cancer anyone?
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    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Ok..... since when are marshmallow guns stupid?
    They kinda sting when they are stale..
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 2:13 am
    a few things to mention:
    #28 has a screen about the size of an ipod, yet nobody seems to complain about being able to watch stuff on those....
    #24 um, we used to live in a high rise apartment. now I`d never have dangled my precious out of the window in a cage, but my husband did create a natty way of letting her see outside while I cleaned up. it was either that or have her strapped to my back. kept the little blighter quiet; and she`s healthy and 4 years old now.



    so it`s really not *that* odd......
    #31, how is this any different to these?
    #36 honey and vinegar have been used for medicinal purposes at least as far back as the ancient egyptians....
    and finally, I want #37.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    May 19, 2010 at 6:24 am
    I thought the unbrella tube was useful.
  61. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    May 19, 2010 at 6:25 am
    *Umbrella
  62. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:35 am
    I think I could find many uses for those Handerpants
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    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    The "Smoke a pack at once" idea is REALLY stupid. Talk about getting EXTRA cancer. Wow.
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    gumgoespop Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    haha no joke my brother bought one of those marshmellow shooters...it didnt even work
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    4theLuvofTLs Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    #37... mmm heatlamps... just like at every fast food restaurant in the world.....
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    Majorchug Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Lol I kinda like the wire baby cage
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2010 at 9:03 am
    lmfao i saw the hula chair on ellen

    xD

    i want a marshmellow shooter and an umbrella tube and flying harness

    o.o

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