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Date: 05/20/10 04:04 PM

95 Responses to 2 Girls, 1 Cyst

  1. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Link: 2 Girls, 1 Cyst - Socialized health care or not? We can all agree that amateur surgery is gross.
  2. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    WTF IS THAT!!?!?!?!
  3. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Just the tip of the cottage cheese looking iceberg. Shudders.
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Eeeeew! Lolz! And YES those things stink! Like rotten meat! More eeeew! More lolz!
  5. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    This is a repost, and that is evidence. I know this because I posted it not too long ago.
  6. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Saw this before. Still as gross as the first time. :)
  7. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    For some reason, this video makes me not so glad that I just ate a bunch of hummus and finished with some cherries.
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Geez PUI !!!! I just ate....I still watched the whole thing though for some reason.
  9. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Im never eating mayonese again
  10. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I hate to admit it but I would LOVE to pop cysts for a living lmao!
  11. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    That was pretty bad but you shoulda seen the one the doctor poped on my girlfriend was about 5 times that size and was alot more puss was absolutely disgusting awesome but gross good post even if it is a repost im not bored anymore
  12. Profile photo of desslox
    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    to all the repost nazi`s... sometimes ....lol.... things just need to be seen again. Makes me happy i take 2 showers a day, if that really would stop a zombie brain from growing in my back... i guy can hope.
  13. Profile photo of desslox
    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    doomcookie... you so remind me of a old girlfriend who would search my body for zits or ingrown hairs.....TMI im sure but i got a chuckle out of your post
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Bad pui! Reposting! lolz!
    How`d I miss the first one??? Weird, eh?
    Peer grooming is in our DNA :) or :( as the case may be...
  15. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    I can still recover from the repost fail if this turns into a debate about socialized health care lol.
  16. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    this is epic as cysts go but it is so effing old. yes it is good but god can` t we see something from this year at least?
  17. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    @desslox
    how many times you wanna see your comment before you yell repost?
    "to all the repost nazi`s... sometimes ....lol.... things just need to be seen again. Makes me happy i take 2 showers a day, if that really would stop a zombie brain from growing in my back... i guy can hope"
  18. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Ugh gross. The first time I saw this I was like massive zit?! :o How do you let something like that form on your body??? wth
  19. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    For kitteh9lives sake:

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT TAKES OVER MEDICINE!! PEOPLE DOING THIS KIND OF SICK TWISTED POO IN THEIR KITCHENS CAUSE THEY CAN`T AFFORD DOCTORS!!!
  20. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    The reaction is so hilarious
  21. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    This is an abscess, Not a cyst.

    This is a repost, Not original.

    This is why you go to a ER, Not a kitchen table.



  22. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Gross, and yet there`s something oddly satisfying by seeing it popped...
  23. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    @deltaumarcus
    you are kidding me right? give me a break. this has nothing to with healthcare. we are talking about reposts and old posts. go look at the original submission on you tube or break.com, no healthcare issues are mentioned. at a clinic it is so cheap to get a boil lanced. this is a walk in procedure. the only reason healthcare is mentioned by pui or you is to make this old ass video seem relevant still. it is old, it is a repost, am i wrong? why all the caps?
  24. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Because he was joking lol.
  25. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    check out popthatzit.com its the best for them vids
  26. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    I felt so bad for this poor man. I have a skin condition that gives me some similar, painful conditions and by the look of it, he had scars from dealing with this before. When you are uninsured and you have a condition like this, there is no way you would be able to go to the ER to have them drained, you could be looking at at least 10k a month in medical bills. I felt relief for him that that was taken care of... poor guy.
  27. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    i can`t think of one good reason to watch this.
  28. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    As much as I find this stuff absolutely disgusting, it was rather hypnotic to watch how much goo was hiding in that thing. ugh.
    And now I feel sick. Bleh.
  29. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Man, I`m leaving for an official dessert thing in 15 minutes and all I`m going to be able to think about when they give us our "atta boy" congratulatory bowl of pudding is going to be the weird stuff erupting out of this guy`s back. That said, I was oddly fascinated.
  30. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    i find videos like this extremely satisfying for some reason
  31. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    "I think we`re just squeezing the fat and cartilage out of his back."

    ...

    Yeah... `cause THAT`S how it works. That being said, hasn`t i-am-bored taught us NOT to pop one`s cyst before...?
  32. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Is it weird if i find stuff like this really fascinating?
  33. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    holy drat that is gross
  34. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    what no gloves?
  35. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    I just dont understand why they act so surprised. what did you expect? that being said it was pretty gross though
  36. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Nope nope nope. I cannot watch >_<
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Doom, if you`re serious you may very well find your calling as an aesthetician (sp), or skin doctor.
  38. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    why did i bother watching for a bit? Oh, because i didnt know what a cyst was
  39. Profile photo of doinurmom
    doinurmom Female 18-29
    62 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    REPOST
    but i had to watch it again anyway . . . so nasty but you just cant not watch. . .
  40. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    OMG, I`ve seen this video a dozen times and I always have to sit through the whole thing. The ditzy girl`s commentary brings major lulz. Plus, I love the very end where she`s like, "Oh? Oh! Oh..." like the whole thing just makes sense all of a sudden.
  41. Profile photo of gumgoespop
    gumgoespop Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    IT JUST KEPT COMING OUT 0_0
  42. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Who the hell lances cysts on their own?!
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Oddly fascinating. .and gross.
  44. Profile photo of Whitemn
    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    when did IAB become ebaums? seriously wtf....
  45. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Why is she not wearing gloves??? Why is that the thing that disturbs me the most????? ><
  46. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    "Get the pie out of the fridge! This whipped cream isn`t gonna last forever..."
  47. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    i didn`t even watch it..where it sits when you load this page is enough to make my spine twist..whoever suggested this, you`re one nasty bastard
  48. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    ohh that is soo AWESOME! i wish i had a cyst like that!! oh wait i do ^_^
  49. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    Submitted this about a year ago, but it didnt get accepted. this has to be the worst cyst removal on the internet. it just keeps on giving.

    oldie but goodie.
  50. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Why is it females are always fascinated with popping thing like zits, boils, cysts and bubble wrap?

    I like bubble wrap.... but the rest just seems like a girls thing to do.

    Whitemn
    "when did IAB become ebaums? seriously wtf...."

    You`ve been a member of IAB for 5 year and have made 39 comments and zero submissions?

    That my dear sir is a true WTF?
  51. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    I must say, this fascinates me. The squeezer should definitely be wearing gloves though.
  52. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    I remember this one. It was posted here about a month ago.
  53. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Ohhhh Goddd whyyyy. x_x
  54. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    thank you i-a-b!
    I was about to get hungry.
    =D
  55. Profile photo of Neni
    Neni Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    That is so awesome! Haha!
  56. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    This type of stuff is as disgusting to me as the next guy, but for some reason I have a deep DEEP desire for seeing stuff like this being released. Something in the body that needs to come out, and watching it all come out. I just HAVE to see it.
  57. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    yum, cottage cheese
  58. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    Go type in `zit` in the IAB search and it`s the first vid to come up - posted 2 months ago. This repost was just plain drating laziness.
  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 12:10 am
    I`m extremely hesitant to watch this...
  60. Profile photo of ahh7s7h7i7t
    ahh7s7h7i7t Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 1:00 am
    I`m with you on that zero.
  61. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 1:11 am
    These girls have no idea how to empty out a cyst.

    Idiots.

    Yeah, let`s press DOWN on the cyst instead of around it and pinching. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of screaming and whatnot.

    Next time, this guy should get his male friend to do it. =\

    Oh, and isn`t that thing at the end like a sack that needs to be removed in order for the cyst not to grow back? Confirmation?
  62. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 1:12 am
    Easily the most awesome thing I`ve seen all month.

    I had a cyst once. And I often thought about what would happen if I did what these girls did. I feel so goddamn educated.
  63. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 1:32 am
    Repost! still as bad as last time! Its like cottage cheese!
  64. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 1:51 am
    I think i`ll skip breakfast.
  65. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 2:15 am
    i`ve got a cyst on the back of my neck.
    been there for years, only got it checked out a few months ago due to whinging family members "OMG YOUR GONNA DIE OF THE CANCER"

    still need to make an appointment to it removed. unless one of you guys wanna grab a scalpel and pop round, any takers?
  66. Profile photo of rissarose
    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 3:28 am
    Oh God, that was beautiful.

    A part of me totally lives for these things. Thanks for posting, I-A-B!
  67. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 3:34 am
    @titania I`ll do it.

    and

    @GosuPaul yeah. yeah it is.
  68. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 3:46 am
    I honestly have some weird non-sexual fetish for spots.
  69. Profile photo of DragonMeta
    DragonMeta Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 4:59 am
    That cameragirl was annoying. She shouldve just looked away and held the camera steady instead of retching every second. The one performing the "surgery" was a trooper though.
  70. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 6:30 am
    @Gosupaul - eewww I did not need to know about the "sack"! OMFG that`s so gross!
  71. Profile photo of EdxVen
    EdxVen Male 13-17
    16 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 7:27 am
    imagine having a friend whod do that for you. hes a lucky guy
  72. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 7:39 am
    MMMMMMMM... rice pudding anyone?
  73. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 8:40 am
    wtf was that...ewww. Its like cream...
  74. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Uhhh...how `bout some gloves?
  75. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 10:38 am
    That`s love right there. Or she secretly loves popping zits and cysts.
  76. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 10:50 am
    i can`t look away god damn 0.0
  77. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 11:24 am
    GosuPaul: These girls have no idea how to empty out a cyst.

    Idiots.

    Yeah, let`s press DOWN on the cyst instead of around it and pinching. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of screaming and whatnot.

    Next time, this guy should get his male friend to do it. =\

    Oh, and isn`t that thing at the end like a sack that needs to be removed in order for the cyst not to grow back? Confirmation?

    ---------
    This is kind of what I did to my mother who had a cyst in her armpit. Sometimes it`s not really a cyst, in her case it was a clogged hair follicle that had gotten deodorant and what not in and was giving her a lot of pain and irritation, not to mention the uh..Leakage. So every night we drained it until it got smaller and smaller. Eventually we had to take her to a doctor because it hurt but they basically just squeezed all that stuff out like we did. Just there`s a difference between "cyst" and subcutaneous cyst.
  78. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 11:27 am
    And on a side note, I`ve got a cyst on my wrist, an actually like cyst deep underneath the skin resting against the muscle/bone or whatever. You can only see it when I point my hand downward. Scared my mom cuz she thought my wrist was broken or something but the doctors confirmed it was a "cyst" like a benign tumor cyst.

    Long story short, I tried to take a book and smash the sh*t out of it like I guess the Spetsnaz would do when the USSR was around with an encyclopedia.

    Yea, wasn`t effective >.>
  79. Profile photo of GodOfThorns
    GodOfThorns Male 13-17
    12 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 11:32 am
    replay i dont dratin think so
  80. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    That probably didn`t hurt him as much as we think it did. My dad had something similar in the exact same place and they had to burn his to keep it from coming back.
  81. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    That must have felt REALLY good afterwards.
  82. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    How do these cysts happen?
  83. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Yeah, that stuff smells nasty. Apparently, it`s body oil that accumulates in there and gets like that. At least that`s what I was told.
  84. Profile photo of CreamKreator
    CreamKreator Male 30-39
    69 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    I did that yesterday, the thing came back to my back. This time was not that bad as there were not so much stuff as it had a week ago when it bursted. The hard part was that i had do myself as it is situated right between my shoulder blades.. You know the place that`s just out of reach when you have an itch..
  85. Profile photo of banditwing
    banditwing Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    its called an inclusion cyst or epithelial inclusion cyst.. very common it will just come back unless you cut the whole thing out
  86. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    Dear lord why doesn`t it end!? It just keeps going and going!
  87. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 1:01 am
    oh wow. I laughed so hard at this... their reactions are so... uh... dramatic and shocked. >_< what the hell is wrong with me! lol
  88. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 3:41 am
    jesus they never seen bloody puss before?
  89. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 4:23 am
    @ McGovern

    Who the f.uck uses cinnamon as a garnish?
  90. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 11:26 am
    this is old as balls.
  91. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Yup, this is, almost literally, as old as balls. And i`m pretty sure it`s a repost too...
  92. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    i wish to never encounter anything like this. EVER.
  93. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 22, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Upon reading the comments, that must mean this video has now been posted at least three times here :/
  94. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    http://www.popthatzit.com/ 2008/04/giant-pus-river/

    Try this one if you like that. It`s so much worse! Also, I added a space in front of 2008, so remove that first.
  95. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    thats just nasty

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