2 Girls, 1 Cyst

Submitted by: pui 6 years ago Weird

Socialized health care or not? We can all agree that amateur surgery is gross.
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Female 71
thats just nasty
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Female 320
http://www.popthatzit.com/ 2008/04/giant-pus-river/

Try this one if you like that. It`s so much worse! Also, I added a space in front of 2008, so remove that first.
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Male 117
Upon reading the comments, that must mean this video has now been posted at least three times here :/
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Male 286
i wish to never encounter anything like this. EVER.
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Male 117
Yup, this is, almost literally, as old as balls. And i`m pretty sure it`s a repost too...
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Female 1,077
this is old as balls.
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Male 349
@ McGovern

Who the f.uck uses cinnamon as a garnish?
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Male 274
jesus they never seen bloody puss before?
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Female 245
oh wow. I laughed so hard at this... their reactions are so... uh... dramatic and shocked. >_< what the hell is wrong with me! lol
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Female 387
Dear lord why doesn`t it end!? It just keeps going and going!
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Male 50
its called an inclusion cyst or epithelial inclusion cyst.. very common it will just come back unless you cut the whole thing out
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Male 69
I did that yesterday, the thing came back to my back. This time was not that bad as there were not so much stuff as it had a week ago when it bursted. The hard part was that i had do myself as it is situated right between my shoulder blades.. You know the place that`s just out of reach when you have an itch..
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Male 527
Yeah, that stuff smells nasty. Apparently, it`s body oil that accumulates in there and gets like that. At least that`s what I was told.
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Male 10,440
How do these cysts happen?
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Female 491
That must have felt REALLY good afterwards.
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Male 587
That probably didn`t hurt him as much as we think it did. My dad had something similar in the exact same place and they had to burn his to keep it from coming back.
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Male 12
replay i dont dratin think so
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Female 427
And on a side note, I`ve got a cyst on my wrist, an actually like cyst deep underneath the skin resting against the muscle/bone or whatever. You can only see it when I point my hand downward. Scared my mom cuz she thought my wrist was broken or something but the doctors confirmed it was a "cyst" like a benign tumor cyst.

Long story short, I tried to take a book and smash the sh*t out of it like I guess the Spetsnaz would do when the USSR was around with an encyclopedia.

Yea, wasn`t effective >.>
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Female 427
GosuPaul: These girls have no idea how to empty out a cyst.

Idiots.

Yeah, let`s press DOWN on the cyst instead of around it and pinching. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of screaming and whatnot.

Next time, this guy should get his male friend to do it. =\

Oh, and isn`t that thing at the end like a sack that needs to be removed in order for the cyst not to grow back? Confirmation?

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This is kind of what I did to my mother who had a cyst in her armpit. Sometimes it`s not really a cyst, in her case it was a clogged hair follicle that had gotten deodorant and what not in and was giving her a lot of pain and irritation, not to mention the uh..Leakage. So every night we drained it until it got smaller and smaller. Eventually we had to take her to a doctor because it hurt but they basically just squeezed all that stuff out like we did. Just there`s a difference between "cyst" and subcutaneous cyst.
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Female 296
i can`t look away god damn 0.0
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Female 149
That`s love right there. Or she secretly loves popping zits and cysts.
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Female 68
Uhhh...how `bout some gloves?
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Male 239
wtf was that...ewww. Its like cream...
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Male 14,330
MMMMMMMM... rice pudding anyone?
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Male 16
imagine having a friend whod do that for you. hes a lucky guy
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Female 4,039
@Gosupaul - eewww I did not need to know about the "sack"! OMFG that`s so gross!
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Male 44
That cameragirl was annoying. She shouldve just looked away and held the camera steady instead of retching every second. The one performing the "surgery" was a trooper though.
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Male 349
I honestly have some weird non-sexual fetish for spots.
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Female 833
@titania I`ll do it.

and

@GosuPaul yeah. yeah it is.
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Female 109
Oh God, that was beautiful.

A part of me totally lives for these things. Thanks for posting, I-A-B!
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Female 119
i`ve got a cyst on the back of my neck.
been there for years, only got it checked out a few months ago due to whinging family members "OMG YOUR GONNA DIE OF THE CANCER"

still need to make an appointment to it removed. unless one of you guys wanna grab a scalpel and pop round, any takers?
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Male 467
I think i`ll skip breakfast.
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Male 25,416
Repost! still as bad as last time! Its like cottage cheese!
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Male 1,164
Easily the most awesome thing I`ve seen all month.

I had a cyst once. And I often thought about what would happen if I did what these girls did. I feel so goddamn educated.
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Male 516
These girls have no idea how to empty out a cyst.

Idiots.

Yeah, let`s press DOWN on the cyst instead of around it and pinching. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of screaming and whatnot.

Next time, this guy should get his male friend to do it. =\

Oh, and isn`t that thing at the end like a sack that needs to be removed in order for the cyst not to grow back? Confirmation?
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Male 4
I`m with you on that zero.
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Female 15,763
I`m extremely hesitant to watch this...
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Male 1,505
Go type in `zit` in the IAB search and it`s the first vid to come up - posted 2 months ago. This repost was just plain drating laziness.
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Male 531
yum, cottage cheese
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Male 3,255
This type of stuff is as disgusting to me as the next guy, but for some reason I have a deep DEEP desire for seeing stuff like this being released. Something in the body that needs to come out, and watching it all come out. I just HAVE to see it.
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Female 4
That is so awesome! Haha!
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Male 141
thank you i-a-b!
I was about to get hungry.
=D
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Female 1,199
Ohhhh Goddd whyyyy. x_x
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Male 303
I remember this one. It was posted here about a month ago.
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Female 374
I must say, this fascinates me. The squeezer should definitely be wearing gloves though.
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Male 4,807
Why is it females are always fascinated with popping thing like zits, boils, cysts and bubble wrap?

I like bubble wrap.... but the rest just seems like a girls thing to do.

Whitemn
"when did IAB become ebaums? seriously wtf...."

You`ve been a member of IAB for 5 year and have made 39 comments and zero submissions?

That my dear sir is a true WTF?
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Female 3,828
Submitted this about a year ago, but it didnt get accepted. this has to be the worst cyst removal on the internet. it just keeps on giving.

oldie but goodie.
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Male 1,627
ohh that is soo AWESOME! i wish i had a cyst like that!! oh wait i do ^_^
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Female 654
i didn`t even watch it..where it sits when you load this page is enough to make my spine twist..whoever suggested this, you`re one nasty bastard
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Male 773
"Get the pie out of the fridge! This whipped cream isn`t gonna last forever..."
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Female 1,324
Why is she not wearing gloves??? Why is that the thing that disturbs me the most????? ><
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Male 155
when did IAB become ebaums? seriously wtf....
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Female 2,352
Oddly fascinating. .and gross.
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Male 535
Who the hell lances cysts on their own?!
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Female 52
IT JUST KEPT COMING OUT 0_0
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Female 547
OMG, I`ve seen this video a dozen times and I always have to sit through the whole thing. The ditzy girl`s commentary brings major lulz. Plus, I love the very end where she`s like, "Oh? Oh! Oh..." like the whole thing just makes sense all of a sudden.
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Female 62
REPOST
but i had to watch it again anyway . . . so nasty but you just cant not watch. . .
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Male 226
why did i bother watching for a bit? Oh, because i didnt know what a cyst was
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Male 9,306
Doom, if you`re serious you may very well find your calling as an aesthetician (sp), or skin doctor.
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Female 497
Nope nope nope. I cannot watch >_<
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Male 439
I just dont understand why they act so surprised. what did you expect? that being said it was pretty gross though
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Male 439
what no gloves?
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Female 248
holy drat that is gross
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Male 341
Is it weird if i find stuff like this really fascinating?
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Female 536
"I think we`re just squeezing the fat and cartilage out of his back."

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Yeah... `cause THAT`S how it works. That being said, hasn`t i-am-bored taught us NOT to pop one`s cyst before...?
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Male 548
i find videos like this extremely satisfying for some reason
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Male 93
Man, I`m leaving for an official dessert thing in 15 minutes and all I`m going to be able to think about when they give us our "atta boy" congratulatory bowl of pudding is going to be the weird stuff erupting out of this guy`s back. That said, I was oddly fascinated.
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Female 1,386
As much as I find this stuff absolutely disgusting, it was rather hypnotic to watch how much goo was hiding in that thing. ugh.
And now I feel sick. Bleh.
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Male 1,674
i can`t think of one good reason to watch this.
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Female 87
I felt so bad for this poor man. I have a skin condition that gives me some similar, painful conditions and by the look of it, he had scars from dealing with this before. When you are uninsured and you have a condition like this, there is no way you would be able to go to the ER to have them drained, you could be looking at at least 10k a month in medical bills. I felt relief for him that that was taken care of... poor guy.
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Female 467
check out popthatzit.com its the best for them vids
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Female 3,574
Because he was joking lol.
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Female 8,044
@deltaumarcus
you are kidding me right? give me a break. this has nothing to with healthcare. we are talking about reposts and old posts. go look at the original submission on you tube or break.com, no healthcare issues are mentioned. at a clinic it is so cheap to get a boil lanced. this is a walk in procedure. the only reason healthcare is mentioned by pui or you is to make this old ass video seem relevant still. it is old, it is a repost, am i wrong? why all the caps?
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Female 331
Gross, and yet there`s something oddly satisfying by seeing it popped...
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Male 17,512
This is an abscess, Not a cyst.

This is a repost, Not original.

This is why you go to a ER, Not a kitchen table.



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Female 133
The reaction is so hilarious
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Male 1,958
For kitteh9lives sake:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT TAKES OVER MEDICINE!! PEOPLE DOING THIS KIND OF SICK TWISTED POO IN THEIR KITCHENS CAUSE THEY CAN`T AFFORD DOCTORS!!!
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Female 106
Ugh gross. The first time I saw this I was like massive zit?! :o How do you let something like that form on your body??? wth
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Female 8,044
@desslox
how many times you wanna see your comment before you yell repost?
"to all the repost nazi`s... sometimes ....lol.... things just need to be seen again. Makes me happy i take 2 showers a day, if that really would stop a zombie brain from growing in my back... i guy can hope"
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Female 8,044
this is epic as cysts go but it is so effing old. yes it is good but god can` t we see something from this year at least?
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Female 3,574
I can still recover from the repost fail if this turns into a debate about socialized health care lol.
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Male 36,335
Bad pui! Reposting! lolz!
How`d I miss the first one??? Weird, eh?
Peer grooming is in our DNA :) or :( as the case may be...
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Male 94
doomcookie... you so remind me of a old girlfriend who would search my body for zits or ingrown hairs.....TMI im sure but i got a chuckle out of your post
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Male 94
to all the repost nazi`s... sometimes ....lol.... things just need to be seen again. Makes me happy i take 2 showers a day, if that really would stop a zombie brain from growing in my back... i guy can hope.
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Male 70
That was pretty bad but you shoulda seen the one the doctor poped on my girlfriend was about 5 times that size and was alot more puss was absolutely disgusting awesome but gross good post even if it is a repost im not bored anymore
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Female 60
I hate to admit it but I would LOVE to pop cysts for a living lmao!
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Male 1,222
Im never eating mayonese again
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Male 4,807
Geez PUI !!!! I just ate....I still watched the whole thing though for some reason.
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Male 2,514
For some reason, this video makes me not so glad that I just ate a bunch of hummus and finished with some cherries.
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Female 113
Saw this before. Still as gross as the first time. :)
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Male 1,403
This is a repost, and that is evidence. I know this because I posted it not too long ago.
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Male 36,335
Eeeeew! Lolz! And YES those things stink! Like rotten meat! More eeeew! More lolz!
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Male 209
Just the tip of the cottage cheese looking iceberg. Shudders.
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Male 2,056
WTF IS THAT!!?!?!?!
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Female 3,574
Link: 2 Girls, 1 Cyst [Rate Link] - Socialized health care or not? We can all agree that amateur surgery is gross.
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