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Date: 04/28/10 08:05 AM

40 Responses to Your Local Police Are Recruiting Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Link: Your Local Police Are Recruiting Again - Looks like they`re using truth in advertising in their marketing campaign this time...
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Implying the entire force have small peens?
  3. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:15 am
    I don`t get it...small penis, loose butt hole??
  4. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:17 am
    haha i think thats a banksy :D
  5. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Ha ha ha, but let`s see how quickly your tune changes when you actually need a cop for something.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:18 am
    If you have a little one, become a big one.
  7. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:36 am
    lol i think i`ll make a few of these for the local coffee shops.
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Someone needs to tell the spammers that shopper is spelled with 2 Ps.
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:42 am
    xD Why the drat does this make me lol o_0
  10. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:03 am
    haha everyone knows one cop that has to be "that guy"
  11. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:06 am
    What`s with all the spam lately?
  12. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    My brother`s a cop. I`d be offended, but he actually does have a small weiner. Apparently it`s genetic... I just drive a big pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Uh, ProXLaw... Dude... How is it that you know the size of your bother`s dick?
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Link_Hiei, LMAO! Thanks for that!
  15. Profile photo of megundo
    megundo Female 18-29
    6 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:43 am
    yes. that is awesome.
  16. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:08 am
    pfff they may have their batons but the dark side has the cookies
  17. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:13 am
    fake crap is fake
  18. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
    wtf?...
  19. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    un-epic.
  20. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Ha! Dammit pmarren! I had a feeling someone was going to call me on that comment. All I can tell you is it involved a video camera, a midget, two clowns, and your sister. ;-P
  21. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    lawl
  22. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    ProXLaw - You crack me up. Very funny!
  23. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    They forgot an important detail.
    "Small Penis?
    Hate minorities?"
    Yeah. That`s much more accurate.
  24. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    nerdfighter your a minority arent you??
    thats pretty much a retards excuse for getting caught
  25. Profile photo of YOUNGLONDON
    YOUNGLONDON Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    this is from the banksy vs bristol museum! i seen it in person! its from his sketch/idea sheets
  26. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    haha i would join
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Hmmm..
  28. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    I`m glad to know you have a twisted sense of humor pmarren.
  29. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Nerdfighter0: `They forgot an important detail.
    "Small Penis?
    Hate minorities?"
    Yeah. That`s much more accurate.`

    I don`t think that is an accurate statement at all. Have you ever noticed how many police officers are minorities themselves? A LOT of them.
  30. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I NO LONGER WANT TO SUFFER IN SILENCE!
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    That`s a completely contradictory sign, because everyone knows Police are the biggest dicks around.
  32. Profile photo of hog4me8
    hog4me8 Male 40-49
    89 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Very funny - needs to be a bumper sitcker on a squad car...
  33. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    hehe i dont have a small penis... *looks in pants* aw crap
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    > hellohello10
    > female
    > hehe i dont have a small penis... *looks in pants* aw crap

  35. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    That`s a completely contradictory sign, because everyone knows Police are the biggest dicks around.

    You`re confusing what they HAVE with what they ARE (see my post below).
  36. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Jokes people.
    Goodness, by the comments posted, you`d think I was being serious, but then I cannot blame you, as it is hard to convey intonation and sarcasm with textual communication.
    @rakoonhat
    I am first and foremost NOT retarded. Anyone who still uses that as an insult needs to join us here in the 21st century. Secondly, I am white. Not a minority. Unless you count Nerds as being a minority. Have a nice day.
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    lmao
  38. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    They could use that as a Hummer ad
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:48 am
    nice

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