Yahoo! Answers: The Spider In The Vadge [Pic]

Submitted by: for_serious? 6 years ago Weird

Redneck... will they ever learn?
There are 93 comments:
Female 62
wtf. i hate these stupid questions. lol
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Female 535
Camping on Acid. Sort of makes you forget where your dude put his fishbait the previous evening. "That squirming sensation in your rottem crotch? Don`t worry. Its only worms."
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Male 773
Cool story, bro.
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Female 354
Ew ew ew, that`s the most horrifying thing I`ve ever heard. Ew that is so gross.
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Female 36
"what should I do?" GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!!!! ew ew ew.... "slimy discharge... feels like something is squirming around???" and she`s worried about being made fun of?? ewewewewewwewew.. I now have the worst case of creepy crawlies I`ve ever had >:(
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Male 1,311
She got knocked up by my daddy longlegs.
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Male 174
Badly executed troll. Spelling is ok, but retards don`t use capital letters.
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Female 336
"What shud I do?"

Go back to the place where you camped, take off all your clothes and squat down low. Ask the spider very nicely (and I mean *VERY* nicely, as spiders are sensitive and easily spooked) to come out. Wait a few minutes and if it doesn`t come out, ask again. Make sure you say please at least 7 times. If it still doesn`t come out, that means it`s decided to stay in there forever and you will constantly have millions of baby spiders falling out of your vag in huge slimy waves. It will be messy and very embarrassing. You`ll probably have to wear Depends every time you leave your house and you`ll have to change them every hour or so.

Of course if you don`t want to deal with that you could just throw yourself off a cliff, but you better hurry and do it soon before the baby spiders start hatching. Right now would be the best time, really.

(IAB, do you think I`ll get "Best Answer"?)
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Male 1,610
I agree with Lionheart, the spelling mistakes look intentional. Obvious Troll is Obvious.
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Male 1,378
Troll`d hard
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Female 27
the chicks name is hairy!!!
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Male 959
I was going to mock the spelling, then I read the comments here. I fear for the future.

*Should have
*You slept with some dude
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Female 98
LOLOLOLOL BUGSPRAY... lold hard at that response. totally shld check them out. its great.
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Male 94
She had sex with a spider.She should of used a condom.Now she has to take care of her spider babys.LOL.
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Female 78
sounds like formicophilia to me
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Female 224
LOL one response was "Didn`t know spiders liked fish..... Prolly was a fly....." --i laughed fer hours
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Male 686
I`m sorry sweetheart, you slep with some dude and now you have vaginal discharge.... yeah lets blame it on a spider
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Female 864
You should find a tall cliff and jump off it to avoid breeding and contaminating the gene pool.Oh and you have vd.
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Male 599
step 1: spell check
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Male 48
I wanna see the responses =D Also, spraying some insect killer up there is the obvious solution should this ever happen, maybe with a lighter to make sure you get it, whoooooooooooosh
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Male 4,680
"Shes not very tight if a spider can just walk in there."
I hate to admit it but that`s exactly what I thought too.

Especially if the spider is one of those wacking great house spiders I see around that could probably take down a mouse if it wanted to D:

That said, this is almost certainly a troll so we can sleep easy tonight...
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Male 17,512
Whatever is wrong with her she better get herself to the ER. What`s a little embarrassment compared with the horror of giving birth to hundreds of Zombie spider/human aliens ?
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Male 1,067
I`d seriously love to see the responses.

Or should I say "id sureusly lovv too see the responss"
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Female 41
obvious troll is obvious.
goes a little close to blowfly girl, there.
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Male 2,868
"As usual, fake. Bad spelling is SO over-the-top, with misspelled words which NO-ONE would ever get wrong"

You`d think, but you should see the poo I`ve seen on paperwork at my job. Let`s see, "just" spelled "juss" for starters. I`ve been drinking so I can`t really remember any other specific examples- but I`m astounded on a daily basis by the spelling mistakes of my coworkers. This person might just be as stupid as she sounds.
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Female 238
This can`t be serious, but if it is, I`d say she has a grade A STD
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Male 1,584
what should she do? how about study for her spelling test?
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Male 1,371
TTTTRROOOOOOLLLLLLL..
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Male 522

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Male 8,302
As usual, fake. Bad spelling is SO over-the-top, with misspelled words which NO-ONE would ever get wrong, to deliberately make it look like it was written by a moron. And ask yourself, would anyone who spells this badly, correctly use `may` instead of `might`?
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Male 1,610
"Centipedes? In my Vagina??"

wow, women`s vaginas are like the caves from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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Male 44
she needs to get raped by a textbook
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Male 503
but thats what happens when daddy takes you camping
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Male 503
god there is just so many things wrong with this... grammar is atrocious. only in America, where you can pass sex ed without learning a thing and get through english class without reading or writing
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Female 221
this is not SFW, my God.
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Male 549
@SomeShoes
"this reminds me of the one day the one girl i know found a tick in her ear"

If you only know one girl, you should probably get out more, not in the bugs-up-your-vadge-camping sense, but just somewhere.
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Female 3,598
umm... a spider? or a dirty boyfriend? haha who gets an STD from a spider?
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Male 397
Shes not very tight if a spider can just walk in there.
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Female 40
deeplick:

That, or trailer trash
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Male 29
her name is hairy lol
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Male 234
I am sorry, but why does this make the person a redneck? First off they went camping in the woods, rednecks live in the woods. Secondly rednecks, despite what everyone wants to say, can spell. This rings more of some dumb ass uneducated inbred city kids who have never seen a wild animal before.
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Male 2,056
this reminds me of the one day the one girl i know found a tick in her ear

THAT was interesting
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Male 202
she wont go to the emergency room cause they might make fun of her......but she will tell all of yahoo answers.....

also, whats is she seriously spelling that poorly?
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Male 11,740
Learning to spell would be nice start. Then getting your head out your ass would be step 2. From there, I think a trip to the doctor or ER is a must.
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Female 54
oh please, that is so made up.
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Male 257
WOW...
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Female 170
Nice reference there, Discobiscuit!

Also, I agree with MrYouKnow, she`d rather have the spiders..!?
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Male 25,416
what no answers?
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Male 1,081
She`d rather have spider eggs hatch in here vadge then go to the hospital and maybe be made fun of...
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Male 542
"And then I tried to bone her, but she said there was no way"
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Male 458
What a troll.
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Male 15,510
I would like to see the answers
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Male 129
what???!!! no spiderman jokes??!!!
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Male 699
davymid is correct
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Male 876
Wow, I don`t know what`s worse - the fact that she could have a spider up her coo, or the 500 misspelled words in her question.
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Female 2,352
Too bad yahoo answers are usually fake. XD
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Male 2,688
"paging doctor house..."


It`s not Lupus.....
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Male 12,138
This is why people should require a licence to breed.
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Female 876
o_o;
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Male 272
i really hope this is legit. i`m such a bad person.
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Female 1,743
trolls will be trolls.
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Male 418
"paging doctor house..."
"go get Wilson, this one`s gonna be good"
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Male 510
i want to see how this was resolved :D
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Male 213
Eeeeewww...
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Male 63
wow
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Male 258
Thus Spiderman was born!
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Male 4,807
Sex on the Bear ground and shes only worried about spiders?
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Male 10,440
I suspect this is a troll, but in the event that it isn`t... go see a doctor. Geez!
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Female 3,828
LOL @ verinon
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Female 3,828
anyone who spells like this should not be allowed to breed.

either someone has a STD or this is an excellent troll.
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Female 497
Oh god.

Just imagine though. Spiders crawling up your vagine D: Bleeeeh!
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Female 7,838
Oh dear, can you spell STD????
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Male 5,314
LEARN TO F*CKING SPELL YOU MORON!
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Male 5,194
Fake damn troll post. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG -
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Female 3,574
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Male 7,586
awwwww, its a baby.
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Female 80
spider would die before laying eggs due to lack of oxygen. his dick prolly just shoved dirt up there, maybe contracted some poison ivy... whatever it is wrong with this chick aint a spider. shes got some serious issues
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Male 3,619
use some magnets
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Male 915
1)learn how to spell
2)kil yerself
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Male 675
First you sober up, then you go to the emergency room.
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Female 305
lolol thats not a spider, dear. thats an STD
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Male 231
:| no...will.....not.....picture that
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Male 741
funny how this person can spell `discharge` correctly, but not `dirt`. Fake.
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Male 4,594
Can of Raid baby, can of Raid.
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Male 1,195
lol... Hairy...
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Male 335
Kill me now so I don`t have to breathe the same air as these people.
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Female 236
Yeah, because the internet making fun of you is better!!
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Female 171
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
also - ew
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Male 795
With a name like Hairy, maybe she should shave once in a while instead of keeping a a spider nest on her vagina. Secondly, what hospital would ever make fun of you?
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Male 252
Fake, this poo needs to stop
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Female 78
oh dear.
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Female 1,403
Link: Yahoo! Answers: The Spider In The Vadge [Pic] [Rate Link] - Redneck... will they ever learn?
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