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Date: 04/23/10 10:01 AM

93 Responses to Yahoo! Answers: The Spider In The Vadge [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Link: Yahoo! Answers: The Spider In The Vadge - Redneck... will they ever learn?
  2. Profile photo of HappyAbes
    HappyAbes Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:05 am
    oh dear.
  3. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Fake, this poo needs to stop
  4. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    With a name like Hairy, maybe she should shave once in a while instead of keeping a a spider nest on her vagina. Secondly, what hospital would ever make fun of you?
  5. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:13 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA
    also - ew
  6. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Yeah, because the internet making fun of you is better!!
  7. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Kill me now so I don`t have to breathe the same air as these people.
  8. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:28 am
    lol... Hairy...
  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Can of Raid baby, can of Raid.
  10. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:31 am
    funny how this person can spell `discharge` correctly, but not `dirt`. Fake.
  11. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
    :| no...will.....not.....picture that
  12. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
    lolol thats not a spider, dear. thats an STD
  13. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:34 am
    First you sober up, then you go to the emergency room.
  14. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:39 am
    1)learn how to spell
    2)kil yerself
  15. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    use some magnets
  16. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    spider would die before laying eggs due to lack of oxygen. his dick prolly just shoved dirt up there, maybe contracted some poison ivy... whatever it is wrong with this chick aint a spider. shes got some serious issues
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:51 am
    awwwww, its a baby.
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Centipedes? In MY Vagina?
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Fake damn troll post. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG -
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:05 am
    LEARN TO F*CKING SPELL YOU MORON!
  21. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Oh dear, can you spell STD????
  22. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Oh god.

    Just imagine though. Spiders crawling up your vagine D: Bleeeeh!
  23. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:23 am
    anyone who spells like this should not be allowed to breed.

    either someone has a STD or this is an excellent troll.
  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
    LOL @ verinon
  25. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I suspect this is a troll, but in the event that it isn`t... go see a doctor. Geez!
  26. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Sex on the Bear ground and shes only worried about spiders?
  27. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Thus Spiderman was born!
  28. Profile photo of davidb305
    davidb305 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    wow
  29. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Eeeeewww...
  30. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    i want to see how this was resolved :D
  31. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    "paging doctor house..."
    "go get Wilson, this one`s gonna be good"
  32. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    trolls will be trolls.
  33. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    i really hope this is legit. i`m such a bad person.
  34. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    o_o;
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    This is why people should require a licence to breed.
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "paging doctor house..."


    It`s not Lupus.....
  37. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Too bad yahoo answers are usually fake. XD
  38. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Wow, I don`t know what`s worse - the fact that she could have a spider up her coo, or the 500 misspelled words in her question.
  39. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    davymid is correct
  40. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    what???!!! no spiderman jokes??!!!
  41. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I would like to see the answers
  42. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    What a troll.
  43. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    "And then I tried to bone her, but she said there was no way"
  44. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    She`d rather have spider eggs hatch in here vadge then go to the hospital and maybe be made fun of...
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    what no answers?
  46. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Nice reference there, Discobiscuit!

    Also, I agree with MrYouKnow, she`d rather have the spiders..!?
  47. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    WOW...
  48. Profile photo of therealpixie
    therealpixie Female 60-69
    54 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    oh please, that is so made up.
  49. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Learning to spell would be nice start. Then getting your head out your ass would be step 2. From there, I think a trip to the doctor or ER is a must.
  50. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    she wont go to the emergency room cause they might make fun of her......but she will tell all of yahoo answers.....

    also, whats is she seriously spelling that poorly?
  51. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    this reminds me of the one day the one girl i know found a tick in her ear

    THAT was interesting
  52. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I am sorry, but why does this make the person a redneck? First off they went camping in the woods, rednecks live in the woods. Secondly rednecks, despite what everyone wants to say, can spell. This rings more of some dumb ass uneducated inbred city kids who have never seen a wild animal before.
  53. Profile photo of odle
    odle Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    her name is hairy lol
  54. Profile photo of Adokenai
    Adokenai Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    deeplick:

    That, or trailer trash
  55. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Shes not very tight if a spider can just walk in there.
  56. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    umm... a spider? or a dirty boyfriend? haha who gets an STD from a spider?
  57. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    @SomeShoes
    "this reminds me of the one day the one girl i know found a tick in her ear"

    If you only know one girl, you should probably get out more, not in the bugs-up-your-vadge-camping sense, but just somewhere.
  58. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    this is not SFW, my God.
  59. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    god there is just so many things wrong with this... grammar is atrocious. only in America, where you can pass sex ed without learning a thing and get through english class without reading or writing
  60. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    but thats what happens when daddy takes you camping
  61. Profile photo of footpenis
    footpenis Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    she needs to get raped by a textbook
  62. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    "Centipedes? In my Vagina??"

    wow, women`s vaginas are like the caves from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    As usual, fake. Bad spelling is SO over-the-top, with misspelled words which NO-ONE would ever get wrong, to deliberately make it look like it was written by a moron. And ask yourself, would anyone who spells this badly, correctly use `may` instead of `might`?
  64. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm

  65. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    TTTTRROOOOOOLLLLLLL..
  66. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    what should she do? how about study for her spelling test?
  67. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    This can`t be serious, but if it is, I`d say she has a grade A STD
  68. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:04 am
    "As usual, fake. Bad spelling is SO over-the-top, with misspelled words which NO-ONE would ever get wrong"

    You`d think, but you should see the poo I`ve seen on paperwork at my job. Let`s see, "just" spelled "juss" for starters. I`ve been drinking so I can`t really remember any other specific examples- but I`m astounded on a daily basis by the spelling mistakes of my coworkers. This person might just be as stupid as she sounds.
  69. Profile photo of symbolica
    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 12:23 am
    obvious troll is obvious.
    goes a little close to blowfly girl, there.
  70. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:06 am
    I`d seriously love to see the responses.

    Or should I say "id sureusly lovv too see the responss"
  71. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:28 am
    Whatever is wrong with her she better get herself to the ER. What`s a little embarrassment compared with the horror of giving birth to hundreds of Zombie spider/human aliens ?
  72. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:44 am
    "Shes not very tight if a spider can just walk in there."
    I hate to admit it but that`s exactly what I thought too.

    Especially if the spider is one of those wacking great house spiders I see around that could probably take down a mouse if it wanted to D:

    That said, this is almost certainly a troll so we can sleep easy tonight...
  73. Profile photo of JonathanFTW
    JonathanFTW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:26 am
    I wanna see the responses =D Also, spraying some insect killer up there is the obvious solution should this ever happen, maybe with a lighter to make sure you get it, whoooooooooooosh
  74. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:35 am
    step 1: spell check
  75. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:04 am
    You should find a tall cliff and jump off it to avoid breeding and contaminating the gene pool.Oh and you have vd.
  76. Profile photo of AmICrazy
    AmICrazy Male 13-17
    50 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 10:11 am
    For all those who want to read the responses.
  77. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I`m sorry sweetheart, you slep with some dude and now you have vaginal discharge.... yeah lets blame it on a spider
  78. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    LOL one response was "Didn`t know spiders liked fish..... Prolly was a fly....." --i laughed fer hours
  79. Profile photo of HappyAbes
    HappyAbes Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    sounds like formicophilia to me
  80. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    She had sex with a spider.She should of used a condom.Now she has to take care of her spider babys.LOL.
  81. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    LOLOLOLOL BUGSPRAY... lold hard at that response. totally shld check them out. its great.
  82. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    I was going to mock the spelling, then I read the comments here. I fear for the future.

    *Should have
    *You slept with some dude
  83. Profile photo of trekkie
    trekkie Female 13-17
    27 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    the chicks name is hairy!!!
  84. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Troll`d hard
  85. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    I agree with Lionheart, the spelling mistakes look intentional. Obvious Troll is Obvious.
  86. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    April 24, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    "What shud I do?"

    Go back to the place where you camped, take off all your clothes and squat down low. Ask the spider very nicely (and I mean *VERY* nicely, as spiders are sensitive and easily spooked) to come out. Wait a few minutes and if it doesn`t come out, ask again. Make sure you say please at least 7 times. If it still doesn`t come out, that means it`s decided to stay in there forever and you will constantly have millions of baby spiders falling out of your vag in huge slimy waves. It will be messy and very embarrassing. You`ll probably have to wear Depends every time you leave your house and you`ll have to change them every hour or so.

    Of course if you don`t want to deal with that you could just throw yourself off a cliff, but you better hurry and do it soon before the baby spiders start hatching. Right now would be the best time, really.

    (IAB, do you think I`ll get "Best Answer"?)
  87. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 2:14 am
    Badly executed troll. Spelling is ok, but retards don`t use capital letters.
  88. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 3:13 am
    She got knocked up by my daddy longlegs.
  89. Profile photo of smartiesxoxo
    smartiesxoxo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
    "what should I do?" GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!!!!! ew ew ew.... "slimy discharge... feels like something is squirming around???" and she`s worried about being made fun of?? ewewewewewwewew.. I now have the worst case of creepy crawlies I`ve ever had >:(
  90. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Ew ew ew, that`s the most horrifying thing I`ve ever heard. Ew that is so gross.
  91. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 1:06 am
    Cool story, bro.
  92. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 2:17 am
    Camping on Acid. Sort of makes you forget where your dude put his fishbait the previous evening. "That squirming sensation in your rottem crotch? Don`t worry. Its only worms."
  93. Profile photo of shorti3rach
    shorti3rach Female 13-17
    62 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 8:07 am
    wtf. i hate these stupid questions. lol

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