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Date: 04/21/10 06:33 PM

127 Responses to Yahoo! Answers The Cucumber Question [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Link: Yahoo! Answers The Cucumber Question - Yahoo! Answers? Cucumbers? OK, I-A-B, where do you think this one`s going?
  2. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Awesome!
  3. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    She`s gonna be disappointed when she`s older.
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    samidoll Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    ew, she`s endorsing this??? spend money on a clean, legit mini dildo. sheesh.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    penetration at f*cking 11? jesus christ.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Oh dear lord.
  7. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    That`s no kind of answer. She`ll just get cucumbers off the street. And that`s the worst kind
  8. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    HA, lol, that`s what your fingers and toys are for. XD
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Dumb answer for a fake dumb question
  10. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Yes. We all agree; the mother isn`t thinking properly - she should outright have her stop masturbating. It`s immoral.
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    beckpratt Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    If I could pick the best answer here, I`d pick thelonious`. Awesome.
  12. Profile photo of mitchell_s
    mitchell_s Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    hope she doesn`t eat it afterwards.
  13. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    DHise - You are immoral. There is nothing wrong with it.
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    titmeisterx Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    okay, why did she need a condom on the cucumber. unless there`s a secret and very serious undertone going on...
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Next thing you know shes taking black dicks at age 15 lol
  16. Profile photo of redcuber
    redcuber Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    One must always beware of the cucumber std, before you know if BAM! pickle poonany!
  17. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    lol
  18. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    titmeister, her 11 year old daughter was taking said cucumber and inserting it into her vagina.

    Condoms go on penis. Cucumber shaped like penis.
    Parent worried about sexual safety. Even fruits and veggies need some sort of barrier before inserting into humans.

    Why? Well, there was once this girl who stopped at her local grocery store and grabbed some veggies, when she got home she felt quite horny. She looked through her bag of groceries and seen carrots. She decided to insert this particular vegetable into herself.

    Carrots have little hair like things on them, she ended up dying from this as the little hairs punctured a tiny hole into her bloodstream and made a bubble which traveled to her heart and killed her. This is a true story. (Was featured on 1000 ways to Die which airs on Spike TV)
  19. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    That `true story` almost sounds too absurd to be true. Besides, I`m not very inclined to believe something like that "Especially" since it was on Spike.
  20. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    11? Seriously?
    God, boys still had "cooties" when I was 11.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Rofl!
  22. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    @ xbx214:

    Grow the hell up.
  23. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Geez, kids are getting hornier younger.
    Really though, if the mother is actually supportive, she should by the girl a toy. Ridiculing innocent vegetables is pathetic and a waste of money. :/
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    "Why don`t you stop buying cucumbers ?"

    Because if she did, She go out and find them on her own, And who knows what she`d get.

    <satire>
  25. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    theres no way i coulda fit a cucumber at 11. i wasnt even brave enuf to try my fingers til i was like, 13... but i can see a young girl trying this, i have a book called our bodies ourselves tht came out way back when and it tell u to do it with a cucumber to experience it. i never did, i just was a lil too intimidated by the idea.. but there are texts saying to do these things!!!
  26. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Didn`t 1000 ways to die also include the shotgun cigarette thing? that one wasn`t even possible the way they described it. 1KWTD is about as based on true stories as any other show that claims that they are. which is just barely if at all.
  27. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Geez, kids are getting hornier younger.

    I`m not so sure of that. I started masturbating when I was 9, and that was over 30 years ago.

    Go back much further and you`ll find that marriage, and therefore sex, was normal at 13-14 (e.g. ancient Rome).

    Really though, if the mother is actually supportive, she should by the girl a toy.

    Agreed. The right tool for the job is always better.

    Also...cucumber? Either my memory is wrong(*) or they`re really rather large for a "my first dildo".

    * It`s been a very long time since I made any food with a cucumber.
  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Because if she did, She go out and find them on her own, And who knows what she`d get.

    Bananas? Sausages? popsicles? You can never be too careful.

    Anyway, I am amazed at the idiocy of this YA question. There are "layers" of stupid here.

    9/10
  29. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    "Geez, kids are getting hornier younger."
    No, they aren`t.

    We are all incrementally connected and so, you hear more. `Bout the same as when I was a kid in the early `80`s.

    Back then, I had a neighbor, 12, with a kid. She was older by maybe a year.

    When I had someone I trusted enough to share that side of myself...
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Also...cucumber? Either my memory is wrong(*) or they`re really rather large for a "my first dildo".

    Its true. I am very much in awe of the mighty cucumber.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    > Angilion
    > I started masturbating when...

    Too Much Information.
  32. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Girls masturbate?
  33. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    "Bananas? Sausages? popsicles?..."

    If you know anyone that works an emergency room, ask them about "broken hot dog incidents."
  34. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Carrots have little hair like things on them, she ended up dying from this as the little hairs punctured a tiny hole into her bloodstream and made a bubble which traveled to her heart and killed her. This is a true story. (Was featured on 1000 ways to Die which airs on Spike TV)

    I`m far from convinced about that, on three points:

    i) That carrots have "little hair like things" on their surface.

    ii) That said things, if they exist, are long rnough and tough enough to penetrate the vaginal wall.

    iii) That even if (i) and (ii) are true, the resulting microscopic wound could be fatal.

    Air in the bloodstream can kill, but I`m not at all sold on the possibility of an air bubble getting into the bloodstream that way.
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    "Layers of stupid"
    Layers... Onions? ZOMG! she`d have to use onions if denied her cucumbers!! Lolz! Or Ogres perhaps...
    Fake question.
    (ps: there are some smaller-sized cucumber varieties, eh?)
  36. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    The only way a girl that young could be horny is if she was introduced to sex at an early age. Therefore I say Chris Hansen of Catch a Predator should investigate her mother.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    The only way a girl that young could be horny is if she was introduced to sex at an early age. Therefore I say Chris Hansen of Catch a Predator should investigate her mother.

    I suggest you learn a little about human biology before trying to ruin peoples` lives to suit your ignorance.

    It`s normal for a sex drive to start quite early on in puberty.

    It`s normal for puberty to start as young as 8.

    Look it up for yourself.

    The reason for having a much higher age of consent for sex is social (the idea of it bothers most people because they`ve been taught it should) and psychological (younger people lack sufficient experience to make an informed decision, same idea as for legal contracts and suchlike), not biological.
  38. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Angilion its only normal for Eurpean girls to do that. Not here in the US.American parents try and hide everything that has to do with sex from there kids. As a substitute we give them guns.

    And someone do something about these spam bots already!
  39. Profile photo of Imadude
    Imadude Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    PS. Dont freak out grammar NAZIS.I meant European.
  40. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    "Carrots have little hair like things on them, she ended up dying from this as the little hairs punctured a tiny hole into her bloodstream and made a bubble which traveled to her heart and killed her. This is a true story. (Was featured on 1000 ways to Die which airs on Spike TV)"


    If that nonsense were true then what about the millions who eat carrots every day? If the "hairs" can penetrate vaginal walls, then they can penetrate throats and stomach linings as well. Don`t you think the same would happen if what you say is true? Stay in school! Honestly, where do people come up with this poo?
  41. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    "American parents try and hide everything that has to do with sex from there kids."

    It`s hard to hide the internet when the kids probably understand it better than their parents do.

    Also, yeah I`ve seen like mini cucumber things, so let`s hope she was using those, otherwise she`s in for a disappointment in a few years..
  42. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    I have never heard of someone using a cucumber before XD

    However I have heard of people using snakes to masturbate. So who knows right? >_> <_<
  43. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    splurbyburbl:

    Stomach linings aren`t such a good counter-argument. Human stomach acid is pretty hardcore and will dissolve a lot of things.
  44. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    "If that nonsense were true then what about the millions who eat carrots every day? If the "hairs" can penetrate vaginal walls, then they can penetrate throats and stomach linings as well. Don`t you think the same would happen if what you say is true? Stay in school! Honestly, where do people come up with this poo?"

    Generally people don`t shove whole, unpeeled carrots down their throats, so it could happen. Pretty much anything is possible.
  45. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    well I know which house I`m not going to be eating salads with cucumber slices at from now on...
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    > kiersten_
    > I have never heard of someone using a cucumber before. However I have heard of...

    If it fits in the hole, or the hole is big enough to fit it into, someone, somewhere, has tried it. A mate of mine years ago worked as a vacuum cleaner designer, and I asked him "the" question. He confirmed the ONLY reason the hoses are that size is so men just can`t. And speaking to an ER nurse once, she told me of more things, on both sides of the gender fence, than you`d ever want to know about.
  47. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    A mate of mine years ago worked as a vacuum cleaner designer, and I asked him "the" question. He confirmed the ONLY reason the hoses are that size is so men just can`t.

    No wonder `shop vacs` are so popular, Bigger hose.
  48. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    Who the hell uses condoms for dildos? You only need that if you`re sharing the dildo. And why doesn`t her mother just buy her a real dildo? I can just imagine on her 12th birthday she unwraps her special present from mommy and smiles.
  49. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    I agree. Just buy her a vibrator.

    This one is pretty excellent
  50. Profile photo of rockinkitty
    rockinkitty Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    i see the mother`s point but ummm it`s the kid that uses it problem
  51. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    "You only need that if you`re sharing the dildo."
    Well, that just opened up a whole new can of "weird."

    "And why doesn`t her mother just buy her a real dildo?"
    I am so glad YOU said that because I sure-in-the-hell was thinking it and it was only a matter of time...
  52. Profile photo of Neoxide
    Neoxide Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    mmm. cucumber. makes me hungry.
  53. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    LOL

    And am I the only one who thinks 11 is young? (...)
  54. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    "And am I the only one who thinks 11 is young?"
    No but, of the responders, you seem to be in the minority.

    "This one is pretty excellent"
    Presents that the whole family can enjoy...

    Kidding aside: This seems to be a very progressively thinking group. I feel like there is hope for our world.
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    Stane Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:00 am
    I genuinely laughed at this. Hahaha :)
  56. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:07 am
    Eww, just throw the cucumber away... And buy the daughter a dildo if she insists on putting things in there.
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    fancylady Female 30-39
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Oh wow ,no fing way that at age 11 I would share my masturbation stories with my Mom.Kudos to them on their open relationship and I think the Mom should just buy her a dildo .
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    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:41 am
    O____O
  59. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:44 am
    SarahofBorg "Who the hell uses condoms for dildos?"

    Why not? Makes cleaning it easier.
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:59 am
    >.< i love the answer she gave lol
  61. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:21 am
    SarahofBorg "Who the hell uses condoms for dildos?"

    Why not? Makes cleaning it easier.

    Why not just, say, go wash it with hot water and soap?

    Not very hard to do. If you`re that scared of getting your own sexual fluids on your hands... whoa-ho, watch out for real sex!!
  62. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:39 am
    Well, I certainly wouldn`t have shared that with my mother, and if my daughter mentioned it to me I think both of us would die. We worked out that neither of us has ever had sex, but we can discuss it on a theoretical level. But -yeah- get her an appropriate dildo and teach her to wash it.
  63. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 3:17 am
    That`s an awesome answer :D
  64. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 3:36 am
    I think you`re all missing the point. Its not like anyone was going to eat it anyway - its a (shudder) VEGETABLE!
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2010 at 3:39 am
    lol Lion. you win the internet.
  66. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 4:08 am
    "I think you`re all missing the point. Its not like anyone was going to eat it anyway - its a (shudder) VEGETABLE!"

    Technically, it`s a fruit, so people might eat it.
  67. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2010 at 4:30 am
    I smell a troll. :o
  68. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Wouldn`t the cucumber turn into a pickle??

    HEY-OH!! (and giggity!)
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 5:18 am
    I`ll show you a cu(cum)ber.
  70. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 5:28 am
    What, you don`t already use plastic food wraps as condoms anyway? Psh please condoms are way more expensive.
  71. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Why doesn`t the mom just buy her a proper sex toy?
  72. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 5:48 am
    troll.
  73. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 6:12 am
    What type of cucumbers are we talking about here, a Lebanese cuke is a far cry from an English one.

  74. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 6:29 am
    And am I the only one who thinks 11 is young? (...)

    No, I do as well. But I recognise that it`s only because I have been conditioned to think that way.

    My knowledge of human biology tells me;

    i) It`s biologically normal to want to masturbate at that age.

    ii) Masturbation is harmless and beneficial.

    iii) Coercing people into suppressing their normal sexual development through fear is harmful.

    So while my socially conditioned response is "too young, ick!", I know that it`s a wrong and possibly harmful response.
  75. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2010 at 6:38 am
    1 Vote for best answer...
  76. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
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    April 22, 2010 at 6:43 am
    At first I was wondering how she thought her daughter might get an STD from a cucumber. Or pregnant. Then it mentioned bacteria.
  77. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 6:59 am
    "I smell troll" "troll"

    Me? I hope not. I was just trying to be funny. I`ve always found it funny that "Veggie Tales," a Christian animation that uses veggies to tell stories from the Bible is hosted by two fruits. Pun intended.
  78. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 7:41 am
    so... can you use plastic wrap if u run out of condoms?
  79. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 7:45 am
    But... cucumbers are kind of big.
  80. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 7:46 am
    poo i started bating at that age, so why not, but then im male and i dont use cucumbers
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 7:47 am
    @RickS - you have succeeded ;)
  82. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 7:56 am
    "....to keep away bacteria from the cucumber."

    Does this mean she`s keeping the cucumber? To eat?
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    JonathanFTW Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 8:28 am
    I just had cucumber on my sandwhich...I hope that girl`s mother didn`t prepare it o.O
  84. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Rick s, no i was talking about the yahoo question.
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    imyownpeople Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 9:11 am
    <<poo i started bating at that age, so why not, but then im male and i dont use cucumbers >>

    Yes you do.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Yeah I`m more worried that this 11 y/o is already comfortable with something the size of a cucumber! Just means 99% of the male population WON`T be able to satisfy her in the future! :-)
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    shalantas Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 9:16 am
    i feel wrong reading that. be right back I`m going to confession.
  88. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2010 at 9:32 am
    I like how she wants to keep bacteria `away` form the `cucumber`. shouldn`t it be the other way around?
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I love her avatar`s disapproving look.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 11:31 am
    "Keep bacteria away from the cucumber"? WTF? She`s not going to eat it afterwords is she? OMFG!
  91. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 11:31 am
    BTW: Here`s the question.
  92. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
    so... can you use plastic wrap if u run out of condoms?

    You can, but don`t expect it to work.
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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    omg thats NASTY!!!!
  94. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    So like... yeah uhm.. I`m just gonna leave this one open..
  95. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Shes banging a cucumber at 11? sweet Jeebus, her future boyfriends are gonna be lost up there
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    wow there are a lot of questions like these on Yahoo Answers. Also I-A-B seems to be glitching it`s telling me I have the option to delete other people`s posts. I`m afraid to press it though just in case it might actually delete it O.O
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    pd990 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Stella H, Mother of the Year.
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    nokirarr Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    What are you guys 10 or something? It`s completely natural. The plastic wrapping idea is retarded though.
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    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    KEEP BACTERIA AWAY FROM THE CUCUMBER?!?! YOU`RE STILL GOING TO EAT IT AFTER KNOOOWING IT WAS IN YOUR DAUGHTER`S COOCH!??!?!
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    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    ..and the top answer was `stop buying cucumbers`. Wow, you really get good avice on YA
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    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Better start throwing some chlorine pucks in that gene pool.
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    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    @nokirarr
    Yes, I agree that it is completely natural, but to post something like that on a website about an 11 year old kid is somewhat disconcerting, to me at least. Nonetheless, the answer given, which is the entire reason for this post, was hilarious.
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    O_O
  104. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    mmm 11 year old cucumbers..
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    Beacuse answering "get her a vibrator" would have sounded too pedo.
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    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    RotBottom. No.
  107. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn`t that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

    The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Probably fake, but love the answer
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    How does an 11 year old fit a cucumber up her....oh gosh. Mental images. EWWWWWW
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    also: she`s not going to have a whole lot of fun when she gets older and has an actual partner instead of a cucumber. she`ll have like this huge black hole thats gonna suck in everything within a five mile radius!
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    i got a pickle hey hey hey hey

    lol, sorry the little rascals was the very first thing i thought of
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    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 6:30 am
    wow umm... kudos to mom for being VERY supportive
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Nice answer.

    Really f*cking gross though. XD
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    lol...looks like someone is going to be into black men....or produce...
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    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Is this implying that they will eat that cucumber after?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Yet another troll post from another site re-posted as a troll post on THIS site.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    im reminded of this Video
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 25, 2010 at 6:09 am
    How is cucumber babby born?
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:58 am
    So how are they supposed to phuck themselves if they stop buying cucumbers? That`s just plain horrible advice, if not blatantly ignorant. Maybe they`ve graduated to summer squash. Slightly more complex than the cucumber. You have to remember to start with the small end, and that can be confusing.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    mithraela, I am highly offended by your post!

    No one uses summer squash after mini-cucumbers.
    They go straight to carrots then, daikon radish!
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
    marrow
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    curubs Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    effective answer
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn`t that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

    The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 8:17 am
    @T-Marley
    cucumbers comes in sizes smaller than carrots... you are overthinking this
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    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    this is sick.
    that would be called child abuse mother
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 11:55 am
    O.o
    Ew and Lol.
  127. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn`t that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

    The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.

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