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Date: 04/06/10 12:05 PM

49 Responses to Women`s Body Language Tells You Everything [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Link: Women`s Body Language Tells You Everything - Wondering if a girl likes you? You can tell just by the way she`s standing. This graph spells it all out for you...
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    wow i knew this already!
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    All women want to be friends of me!
  4. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    lame
  5. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    This is 75% correct for me. When I cross my arms, I`m usually just crossing my arms. I get cold a lot--it doesn`t mean I`m not interested in someone.
  6. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Wow. Don`t credit Zach Weiner at all. Classy move, Eric Bauman, ...err I mean facylad.

    Also, that is not a graph.
  7. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Awww, the worst thing about this being taken from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is missing the little votey comic at the bottom :(
  8. Profile photo of AlanRedgown
    AlanRedgown Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Source
  9. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    @Glendower - This site compiles content from other sites. It`s not always linked. :P
  10. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    The crossing of a person`s arms actually means that you`re being reserved, this is regardless of gender. If anything, I would say that crossed arms means they ARE interested -- it`s probably saying they`re nervous to open up to you out of fear of negative judgment.
  11. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Hmm...I usually stand with one or both hands on my hips or clasped behind my back but that fork stance looks pretty tempting.
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    hehehe
  13. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I FUUCKING KNEW IT
  14. Profile photo of Nervchild
    Nervchild Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    lol!!
  15. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Ha! so true....
  16. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    i do the arms-accentuating-chest thing a lot, what the hell does that mean.
  17. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Hm. When I am interested in a guy, I stand with one hand on my hip and the other in my pocket, or just to my side... :D
  18. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    kiersten : and your middle finger extended, also?
  19. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Makes sense..
  20. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    haha hmm i never knew these things b4 lol
  21. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Its like human instinct...girls know we like boobs :) DUH
  22. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    util: giving a peace sign.
  23. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Credit goes to: SMBC comics.

    LINK

    Great website :)
  24. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    i do the first one a lot, but not on purpose. :l Second one too.
    I think i`m gonna need to carry a fork with me now. just to make things a little clearer.
  25. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    gotta admit this is pretty accurate.....haha
  26. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    the first one is wrng, its not neccesarily im interested, it is also, i want something off of you, and i know thiswill work
  27. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Totally true.
  28. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    The fork is meant to be stuck in someone`s eye, I think.
  29. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    IDK I do those first ones all the time but they don`t usually have a meaning.
  30. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    meh
  31. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    i usually get the fork
  32. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    crossing your arms is a sign of defense and insecurity... not a way to say i dislike you...
  33. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    man, i am usually pretty good at reading someone`s body language, but then the girl starts talking to me and all sense goes out the f**king window! uh duh uh duh uh duh uhh, uhh...
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    I`ve always been perfect at understanding Body Language...



    ...it`s just that some silly bitches don`t know how to speak it properly!
  35. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Lionhart... If I was a girl. I would want your children, You just took comedy gold and made comedy platinum. I say all this because, a simple "Lol @ Lionhart2" does not suffice. I actually just fell out of my chair laughing. I just felt like you needed to know this.
  36. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    So that`s why men stare at womens breasts, it`s the only way they can understand us.
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Women lie
  38. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    so... for this chart, it seems i`m a lesbian O.o whenever my female teacher calls me to her room i stand like in the 1st picture :S am i interested in her? i`m into learning body language, i`ve always wondered what that position means. oh, sometimes i do that for males too. hmm guess i`m bi then
  39. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    lionhart has won all of my internets.
  40. Profile photo of Zetalight
    Zetalight Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    kimkio: I think think the first one is also respectful toward elders/superiors?
  41. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    "Women lie"

    We are gifted manipulators. We use 1 a lot when we are interested in your money, not you.

    2 is more for being bossy XD
  42. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    men lie, we stare at your bewbs when we`re interested in your vagina.
  43. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    Lionhart I give you my internets as a gift.
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    10 points and a free internet to Lionhart....
  45. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 4:17 am
    1) "Just got my boobs done, aren`t they great?"

    2) "They`re really high and stiff, too. You can squish `em all day like this and they just bounce back!"

    3) "Ya wanna feel? Go ahead, I don`t mind."

    4) "They`re bullet proof, I tell ya! Here, stick one with this fork! I`ll bet they won`t even move!"

    8-) LJ
  46. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 6:23 am
    So, not to tell you my life story or anything, but I was getting a lot of #1 attention.... which apparently turned out to be #3.

    drat you all.
  47. Profile photo of wolfguy423
    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Hmmm, this girl at work does that to me all the time... ;-)
  48. Profile photo of jfactor
    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Well, I guess now I know why women are always stabbing me with forks.
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    Zuki Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 11:00 am
    If you liked this you should go to the artists web site. www.smbc-comics.com

    Updates daily and the videos are freaking awesome. :)

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