Women`s Body Language Tells You Everything [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Wondering if a girl likes you? You can tell just by the way she"s standing. This graph spells it all out for you...
There are 49 comments:
Female 165
If you liked this you should go to the artists web site. www.smbc-comics.com

Updates daily and the videos are freaking awesome. :)
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Male 149
Well, I guess now I know why women are always stabbing me with forks.
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Male 172
Hmmm, this girl at work does that to me all the time... ;-)
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Male 139
So, not to tell you my life story or anything, but I was getting a lot of #1 attention.... which apparently turned out to be #3.

drat you all.
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Male 723
1) "Just got my boobs done, aren`t they great?"

2) "They`re really high and stiff, too. You can squish `em all day like this and they just bounce back!"

3) "Ya wanna feel? Go ahead, I don`t mind."

4) "They`re bullet proof, I tell ya! Here, stick one with this fork! I`ll bet they won`t even move!"

8-) LJ
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Male 2,688
10 points and a free internet to Lionhart....
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Male 296
Lionhart I give you my internets as a gift.
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Male 2,592
men lie, we stare at your bewbs when we`re interested in your vagina.
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Female 1,264
"Women lie"

We are gifted manipulators. We use 1 a lot when we are interested in your money, not you.

2 is more for being bossy XD
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Male 11
kimkio: I think think the first one is also respectful toward elders/superiors?
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Male 891
lionhart has won all of my internets.
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Female 877
so... for this chart, it seems i`m a lesbian O.o whenever my female teacher calls me to her room i stand like in the 1st picture :S am i interested in her? i`m into learning body language, i`ve always wondered what that position means. oh, sometimes i do that for males too. hmm guess i`m bi then
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Male 10,440
Women lie
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Female 697
So that`s why men stare at womens breasts, it`s the only way they can understand us.
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Male 151
Lionhart... If I was a girl. I would want your children, You just took comedy gold and made comedy platinum. I say all this because, a simple "Lol @ Lionhart2" does not suffice. I actually just fell out of my chair laughing. I just felt like you needed to know this.
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Male 8,302
I`ve always been perfect at understanding Body Language...



...it`s just that some silly bitches don`t know how to speak it properly!
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Male 894
man, i am usually pretty good at reading someone`s body language, but then the girl starts talking to me and all sense goes out the f**king window! uh duh uh duh uh duh uhh, uhh...
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Male 553
crossing your arms is a sign of defense and insecurity... not a way to say i dislike you...
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Male 122
i usually get the fork
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Male 522
meh
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Female 2,352
IDK I do those first ones all the time but they don`t usually have a meaning.
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Male 1,598
The fork is meant to be stuck in someone`s eye, I think.
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Female 203
Totally true.
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Female 276
the first one is wrng, its not neccesarily im interested, it is also, i want something off of you, and i know thiswill work
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Female 403
gotta admit this is pretty accurate.....haha
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Female 120
i do the first one a lot, but not on purpose. :l Second one too.
I think i`m gonna need to carry a fork with me now. just to make things a little clearer.
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Male 1,226
Credit goes to: SMBC comics.

LINK

Great website :)
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Female 999
util: giving a peace sign.
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Male 231
Its like human instinct...girls know we like boobs :) DUH
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Male 250
haha hmm i never knew these things b4 lol
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Male 2,690
Makes sense..
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Male 136
kiersten : and your middle finger extended, also?
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Female 1,682
Hm. When I am interested in a guy, I stand with one hand on my hip and the other in my pocket, or just to my side... :D
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Female 579
i do the arms-accentuating-chest thing a lot, what the hell does that mean.
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Female 682
Ha! so true....
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Male 68
lol!!
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Male 1,837
I FUUCKING KNEW IT
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Male 10,855
hehehe
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Male 2,549
Hmm...I usually stand with one or both hands on my hips or clasped behind my back but that fork stance looks pretty tempting.
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Male 3,819
The crossing of a person`s arms actually means that you`re being reserved, this is regardless of gender. If anything, I would say that crossed arms means they ARE interested -- it`s probably saying they`re nervous to open up to you out of fear of negative judgment.
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Female 163
@Glendower - This site compiles content from other sites. It`s not always linked. :P
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Male 3
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Female 163
Awww, the worst thing about this being taken from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is missing the little votey comic at the bottom :(
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Male 336
Wow. Don`t credit Zach Weiner at all. Classy move, Eric Bauman, ...err I mean facylad.

Also, that is not a graph.
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Female 315
This is 75% correct for me. When I cross my arms, I`m usually just crossing my arms. I get cold a lot--it doesn`t mean I`m not interested in someone.
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Female 839
lame
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Male 15,510
All women want to be friends of me!
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Male 25,416
wow i knew this already!
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Male 20,111
Link: Women`s Body Language Tells You Everything [Pic] [Rate Link] - Wondering if a girl likes you? You can tell just by the way she`s standing. This graph spells it all out for you...
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