What`s The Geeks` Definition Of Heaven? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

A finished basement, mom"s old couch, a mini refrigerator, high speed internet and a big old bottle of liquid butter.
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Male 39
I`m a Geek and I would never even consider imagining my heaven to look like that.

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Male 876
Liquid Butter? C`mon now I-A-B. Even you should know that is orange juice... By the way, this kid is still rockin` the TMNT posters?
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Male 503
yeah, the liquid butter is definately "simply orange" orange juice. the other bottle is definately zippo fluid.
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Male 11,739
Wow, Lance Bass has really let himself go.
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Female 1,264
@Saskuel
You are not wrong.
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Male 343
Correct me if I`m wrong, but are those POKEMON stickers on the side of his computer?
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Female 374
Debt does suck. :(
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Female 1,048
Where`s the jumbo box of tissues for his - ahem - allergies??
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Male 228
Monitor`s too small
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Female 34
Thats lighter fluid not butter.
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Male 48
The electric candle, crystal drink decanter- at least 1890.
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Male 25,416
Couldnt be 1980 check out the comp tower, say mid 2000!
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Male 197
@Cleat us- Are you trollin? I think you trollin. I hope you trollin.
circa 1980? CDs (possibly DVDs), flat screen monitors, key faubs? You`ve outdone yourself. Bravo!
Also, I realize it was a joke... make it funny next time.
AND ANOTHER THING! That;s Simply Orange OJ on his desk... not butter. I`m sure I`m not the first to say that, but I want it to be on first page of comments.
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Male 57
The ankle bracelet tells me this photo was taken circa 1980... at least I hope.
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Male 52
i agree with the stickers on his fridge
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Female 288
Meh. He`s not running Unix.
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Male 4,807
That`s one hardcore tattoo he`s sporting there!
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Male 1,016
he`s missing Cheezies !!!!!!
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Male 1,182
omg pentagram tattoo
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Male 77
ROFL XD
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Male 5,094
Hoo-lee... that has to be my lost brother.
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Male 5,189
Moobs...
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Male 505
Liquid butter? Do you mean the OJ or the lighter fluid?
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Female 444
good life
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Male 1,357
Vote Yes Right to Carry....
Carry what, 5 extra stone??
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Male 1,439
One major flaw - nowhere to crap. He would actually have to get up and leave the room.

And, DarkFerret, why so dumb?
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Male 191
Ronsonol!
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Male 1,043
Ok.. the fridge seems fine, also the pc. But All the food and fat, eating all that poo which makkes you fat.. NO THANKS..
btw what`s that on his leg/foot?
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Female 833
@DarkFerret that`s a pentacle. it`s not a satanist symbol. that`s been brought up enough times on this site.
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Female 864
Every one I know has that room lol
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Female 859
I have to admit, I would enjoy that room
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Male 2,748
lol at the santanist symbol on arm... way to represent! HAIL SATAN!!
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Female 11
Idiot. Thats a bottle of Simply Orange. Its the best damn orange juice in the world! And awesome TMNT pics on the wall.
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Male 101
A true geek would have the money to support himself.
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Female 1,593
He has a pentagram on his forearm.

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This was the first thing I noticed.
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Female 238
I was distracted by his awesomely-mounted ninja turtles wall decorations.
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Female 48
I got distracted by his moobs. 0_o Dudes shouldn`t have moobs that big :|
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Male 168
mykunter is absolutely correct.
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Female 50
He has a pentagram on his forearm. *felt the need to point that out for some reason*
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Male 129
look closely...he`s scratching (i hope) his penis
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Female 307
Liquid butter? IAB picture comment writers are getting rtarded.
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Male 2,436
The ONLY reason All men are not like this is women. Some guys just say "Meh, f**k it...", no big deal.
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Male 286
nice fly-swatter...lol.
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Male 418
Not just out of shot. A girl friend. :D
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Female 2,352
Aaawww it must be so embarrassing to be that guy. .
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Male 194
I don`t see any butter, I see lighter fluid, Orange juice, what looks like a bag of cookies, a fly swatter, Ninja turtles poster, Keys to a Ford, and yes, Moobs.

but, Nope, No butter.
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Female 92
This is not okay.

That facial expression will haunt me.
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Male 12
Delicious moobz
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Male 7
Butter?
That`s RONSONOL.
Lighter fluid.
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Male 385
OK a few things here. First of no respectable geek keeps his desk like that. Two WTF is with the wiring in his computer it looks like poo..HOLY CRAP BUY SOME ZIP TIES! And lastly...if you are a man and you have an anklet on...kill yourself.
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Female 1,001
Could have had a moob warning...

I was eating.
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Female 5,222
mooooooooooobs
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Male 373
This is just a picture of some guy at his computer? How the hell does this warrant a link on here?
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Male 22
hay how did that guy get into my dorm room!
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Male 72
Oh well.. whatever makes you happy I guess..
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Female 477
40 yr old virgin
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Male 231
He actually looks pretty damn happy man :| I bet that pc kicks seven different kinds of ass
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Male 10,440
Looks like he`s got a lil` SLI goin` on back there.
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Male 769
Hey, Vindictive - regardless of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary (Turtles posters, Sunny D, anklet, Wolverine, computer rig, general odour of loneliness [we can smell our own] and obliviousness) the optimist in me likes to think that his girlfriend is the hot geekette taking the photo for her headboard.
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Female 529
He`s touching himself.
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Male 55
notice his "post masturbation" victory smile
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Female 62
how much you wanna bet his mothers room is either above his or on the side....
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Male 2,893
reminds me of......... someone.
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Female 1,077
notice the lack of girls.
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Male 192
The Parkay brand butter would have matched perfectly, but they`ve changed the color of their bottle from yellow to white I guess.

Lighter Fluid

Squeezable Butter
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Male 184
I have the same chair!!!
So.. I`ve got a peace of heaven? :)
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Male 192
I don`t think they meant the Orange Juice was the butter. I think they meant the yellow/blue-capped bottle that looks more like squeezable butter... but that`s not butter, that`s Lighter Fluid lol
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Male 522
I see hand cream and tissues...
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Male 229
is he going to light himself on fire later? Whats with the lighter fluid??
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Female 4
That`s not butter, it`s Simply Orange juice. http://www.igorinternational.com/process/i/simply-orange.jpg
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Male 3,619
that is one lucky guy
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Male 18
hm... that`s sexy.
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Female 152
I think thats Juice not Butter....Im just glad his dick isnt out
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Male 172
Thats not butter its a jug of orange juice.
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Male 514
butter!? Isn`t that OJ?
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Male 20,915
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