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Date: 04/03/10 02:01 PM

76 Responses to What`s The Geeks` Definition Of Heaven? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Link: What`s The Geeks` Definition Of Heaven? - A finished basement, mom`s old couch, a mini refrigerator, high speed internet and a big old bottle of liquid butter.
  2. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    butter!? Isn`t that OJ?
  3. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Thats not butter its a jug of orange juice.
  4. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    I think thats Juice not Butter....Im just glad his dick isnt out
  5. Profile photo of UncleKane
    UncleKane Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    hm... that`s sexy.
  6. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    that is one lucky guy
  7. Profile photo of CourtC777
    CourtC777 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    That`s not butter, it`s Simply Orange juice. http://www.igorinternational.com/process/i/simply-orange.jpg
  8. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    is he going to light himself on fire later? Whats with the lighter fluid??
  9. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I see hand cream and tissues...
  10. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I don`t think they meant the Orange Juice was the butter. I think they meant the yellow/blue-capped bottle that looks more like squeezable butter... but that`s not butter, that`s Lighter Fluid lol
  11. Profile photo of radoinc
    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    I have the same chair!!!
    So.. I`ve got a peace of heaven? :)
  12. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    The Parkay brand butter would have matched perfectly, but they`ve changed the color of their bottle from yellow to white I guess.

    Lighter Fluid

    Squeezable Butter
  13. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    notice the lack of girls.
  14. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    reminds me of......... someone.
  15. Profile photo of bluegaze5
    bluegaze5 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    how much you wanna bet his mothers room is either above his or on the side....
  16. Profile photo of OzzyMerc
    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    notice his "post masturbation" victory smile
  17. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    He`s touching himself.
  18. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Hey, Vindictive - regardless of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary (Turtles posters, Sunny D, anklet, Wolverine, computer rig, general odour of loneliness and obliviousness) the optimist in me likes to think that his girlfriend is the hot geekette taking the photo for her headboard.
  19. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Looks like he`s got a lil` SLI goin` on back there.
  20. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    He actually looks pretty damn happy man :| I bet that pc kicks seven different kinds of ass
  21. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    40 yr old virgin
  22. Profile photo of IbBored
    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Oh well.. whatever makes you happy I guess..
  23. Profile photo of woodj90
    woodj90 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    hay how did that guy get into my dorm room!
  24. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    This is just a picture of some guy at his computer? How the hell does this warrant a link on here?
  25. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    mooooooooooobs
  26. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Could have had a moob warning...

    I was eating.
  27. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    OK a few things here. First of no respectable geek keeps his desk like that. Two WTF is with the wiring in his computer it looks like poo..HOLY CRAP BUY SOME ZIP TIES! And lastly...if you are a man and you have an anklet on...kill yourself.
  28. Profile photo of Lokiii
    Lokiii Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Butter?
    That`s RONSONOL.
    Lighter fluid.
  29. Profile photo of Antix
    Antix Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Delicious moobz
  30. Profile photo of dotrom
    dotrom Female 18-29
    93 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    This is not okay.

    That facial expression will haunt me.
  31. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    I don`t see any butter, I see lighter fluid, Orange juice, what looks like a bag of cookies, a fly swatter, Ninja turtles poster, Keys to a Ford, and yes, Moobs.

    but, Nope, No butter.
  32. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Aaawww it must be so embarrassing to be that guy. .
  33. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Not just out of shot. A girl friend. :D
  34. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    nice fly-swatter...lol.
  35. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    The ONLY reason All men are not like this is women. Some guys just say "Meh, f**k it...", no big deal.
  36. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    Liquid butter? IAB picture comment writers are getting rtarded.
  37. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    look closely...he`s scratching (i hope) his penis
  38. Profile photo of rushian
    rushian Female 13-17
    50 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    He has a pentagram on his forearm. *felt the need to point that out for some reason*
  39. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    mykunter is absolutely correct.
  40. Profile photo of LULandShark
    LULandShark Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    I got distracted by his moobs. 0_o Dudes shouldn`t have moobs that big :|
  41. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I was distracted by his awesomely-mounted ninja turtles wall decorations.
  42. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    He has a pentagram on his forearm.

    ----

    This was the first thing I noticed.
  43. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    A true geek would have the money to support himself.
  44. Profile photo of mayfirerose
    mayfirerose Female 18-29
    11 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Idiot. Thats a bottle of Simply Orange. Its the best damn orange juice in the world! And awesome TMNT pics on the wall.
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    lol at the santanist symbol on arm... way to represent! HAIL SATAN!!
  46. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    I have to admit, I would enjoy that room
  47. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 12:54 am
    Every one I know has that room lol
  48. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 2:27 am
    @DarkFerret that`s a pentacle. it`s not a satanist symbol. that`s been brought up enough times on this site.
  49. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:32 am
    Ok.. the fridge seems fine, also the pc. But All the food and fat, eating all that poo which makkes you fat.. NO THANKS..
    btw what`s that on his leg/foot?
  50. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:36 am
    Ronsonol!
  51. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 4:39 am
    One major flaw - nowhere to crap. He would actually have to get up and leave the room.

    And, DarkFerret, why so dumb?
  52. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 5:01 am
    Vote Yes Right to Carry....
    Carry what, 5 extra stone??
  53. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 5:19 am
    good life
  54. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 6:43 am
    Liquid butter? Do you mean the OJ or the lighter fluid?
  55. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:12 am
    Hoo-lee... that has to be my lost brother.
  56. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:33 am
    ROFL XD
  57. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:52 am
    omg pentagram tattoo
  58. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 7:53 am
    he`s missing Cheezies !!!!!!
  59. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 8:44 am
    That`s one hardcore tattoo he`s sporting there!
  60. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Meh. He`s not running Unix.
  61. Profile photo of kikilalaz
    kikilalaz Male 18-29
    52 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 10:01 am
    i agree with the stickers on his fridge
  62. Profile photo of Cleat_us
    Cleat_us Male 30-39
    57 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 11:45 am
    The ankle bracelet tells me this photo was taken circa 1980... at least I hope.
  63. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    @Cleat us- Are you trollin? I think you trollin. I hope you trollin.
    circa 1980? CDs (possibly DVDs), flat screen monitors, key faubs? You`ve outdone yourself. Bravo!
    Also, I realize it was a joke... make it funny next time.
    AND ANOTHER THING! That;s Simply Orange OJ on his desk... not butter. I`m sure I`m not the first to say that, but I want it to be on first page of comments.
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Couldnt be 1980 check out the comp tower, say mid 2000!
  65. Profile photo of GroupW
    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    The electric candle, crystal drink decanter- at least 1890.
  66. Profile photo of paynen6
    paynen6 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Thats lighter fluid not butter.
  67. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Monitor`s too small
  68. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Where`s the jumbo box of tissues for his - ahem - allergies??
  69. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 12:26 am
    Debt does suck. :(
  70. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:33 am
    Correct me if I`m wrong, but are those POKEMON stickers on the side of his computer?
  71. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 5, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    @Saskuel
    You are not wrong.
  72. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    Wow, Lance Bass has really let himself go.
  73. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    yeah, the liquid butter is definately "simply orange" orange juice. the other bottle is definately zippo fluid.
  74. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 8, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Liquid Butter? C`mon now I-A-B. Even you should know that is orange juice... By the way, this kid is still rockin` the TMNT posters?
  75. Profile photo of Bobness
    Bobness Male 13-17
    39 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    I`m a Geek and I would never even consider imagining my heaven to look like that.

    :(

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