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Date: 04/26/10 10:33 AM

41 Responses to What`s Better That Walking On Water? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Link: What`s Better That Walking On Water? - Doing whatever this guy`s doing...
  2. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:37 am
    I will call it... ass-gliding, or glassing for short.

    Copyrighted, etc
  3. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:38 am
    So freaking awesome!
  4. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:41 am
    ass-crack splitting the water?
  5. Profile photo of DeltaForce
    DeltaForce Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:42 am
    ahhh yes thats a satisfying enima
  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:44 am
    One river enema coming right up.
  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Fart-Levitation
  8. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Damn Crakr, you made me choke on my Mt. Dew.
  9. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Bet he`s friends with the zen motorcycle rider.
  10. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:20 am
    High-speed enema in 3, 2, 1...
  11. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:46 am
    @crakr: correction , fart-propulsion.
  12. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:48 am
    i got a wake-boarding induced lake water dusche that way once... it sucked.
  13. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
    @MrVandercar

    So why are there disturbances in the water AHEAD of his ass?

    Owned.
  14. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    I don`t think he understands the term `water-slide`. Or he knows it better than anyone else. Frankly I prefer to think the latter.
  15. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    "fart-propulsion"

    "So why are there disturbances in the water AHEAD of his ass?"

    Well, his anus isn`t pointed backwards, it`s pointed downwards, and slightly forwards, considering the human anatomy. Also, he`s moving forwards in this picture. The section of his arse, or "ass", is displacing the water forwards as he moves, creating the small disturbance ahead of the contact point. Although, how farts alone could propel him at a sufficient velocity to produce "rooster tails" of that size is beyond me o_0
  16. Profile photo of HappyBee42
    HappyBee42 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    @regediT:

    because he is moving though the water (by fart-propulsion, or whatever) thus the water in front of him is being pushed out of the way to make room for his ass.
  17. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    "Although, how farts alone could propel him at a sufficient velocity to produce "rooster tails" of that size is beyond me o_0"


    Large quantities of Thai bird chili`s
  18. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Speedfart.
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually
  20. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    I saw all of the fart comments before I even scrolled down...
  21. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    I`ve done this before!!!

    It`s when you barefoot water ski, and let go of the boom/rope when your legs are at an angle. It`s a lot of fun, but it`s hard to stop, especially if you`re about to run into the weeds or shore
  22. Profile photo of Fartman51
    Fartman51 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    NEVER get into a butt-scoot race with that guy.
    EVER.
  23. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    who needs a personal hovercraft when you can do this
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    "this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually"

    Thank you for making me lol.
  25. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    LOL! @ Fartman51

    Yeah, that guy pretty much dominates the butt-scoot ring.
  26. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    He was probably barefoot water skiing.
  27. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    So...is this the fabled create your own enema competition?
  28. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Renting really fast boat: $200
    Buying sleek black and red wetsuit: $100
    Digital Camera to take my awesome pic: $50
    Not seeing the rather large metal buoy in front me: Priceless...
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    "Jesus, if you don`t stop cheating at every event, we`re going to have to ask you to leave the Sports Club. The Committee has been unhappy with your abuse of the spirit of the rules ever since the Survival Contest, where you used the 1 loaf and 3 fishes for the entire year`s food supply and turned the river into wine and had a year-long piss-up. That is NOT what the Competition was ABOUT!"
  30. Profile photo of midplaya4
    midplaya4 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    643197
    "He was probably barefoot water skiing."

    Really? You think you had to point that out?...Really? You think nobody figured that out before you?
    ..Really?
  31. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Water LOUNGING.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 1:31 am
    meh!
  33. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 3:21 am
    Doesn`t that face just say "What the fark are you lookin` at?"
  34. Profile photo of _cuppycake_
    _cuppycake_ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 4:30 am
    butt-walk!
  35. Profile photo of JonathanFTW
    JonathanFTW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 6:02 am
    ahh, arse water skiing, my favorite past time <3
  36. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 6:45 am
    Been barefooting a few times myself. I think it`s only good for lake enemas and over inflating your eyelids with water.
  37. Profile photo of ninjagrover
    ninjagrover Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 8:35 am
    LtFurpie - as well as the forcible clean-out of your sinus.
  38. Profile photo of MrRubik
    MrRubik Male 13-17
    68 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Jesus can walk on water...
    ...but Chuck Norris can swim through land
  39. Profile photo of 1097
    1097 Female 50-59
    19 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 6:25 am
    My husband can do that too. When the iconic Banana George is gone, Dan-O is gonna be the man.
  40. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    traveling by farting is the way of the future.

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