What`s Better That Walking On Water? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Doing whatever this guy"s doing...
There are 41 comments:
Male 430
traveling by farting is the way of the future.
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Male 5,189
Invisible boat!
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Female 19
My husband can do that too. When the iconic Banana George is gone, Dan-O is gonna be the man.
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Male 68
Jesus can walk on water...
...but Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Male 35
LtFurpie - as well as the forcible clean-out of your sinus.
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Male 1,013
Been barefooting a few times myself. I think it`s only good for lake enemas and over inflating your eyelids with water.
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Male 48
ahh, arse water skiing, my favorite past time <3
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Female 43
butt-walk!
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Male 680
Doesn`t that face just say "What the fark are you lookin` at?"
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Male 25,417
meh!
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Male 212
Water LOUNGING.
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Male 9
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"He was probably barefoot water skiing."

Really? You think you had to point that out?...Really? You think nobody figured that out before you?
..Really?
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Male 8,302
"Jesus, if you don`t stop cheating at every event, we`re going to have to ask you to leave the Sports Club. The Committee has been unhappy with your abuse of the spirit of the rules ever since the Survival Contest, where you used the 1 loaf and 3 fishes for the entire year`s food supply and turned the river into wine and had a year-long piss-up. That is NOT what the Competition was ABOUT!"
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Male 134
Renting really fast boat: $200
Buying sleek black and red wetsuit: $100
Digital Camera to take my awesome pic: $50
Not seeing the rather large metal buoy in front me: Priceless...
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Female 1,593
So...is this the fabled create your own enema competition?
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Male 1,078
He was probably barefoot water skiing.
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Male 1,598
LOL! @ Fartman51

Yeah, that guy pretty much dominates the butt-scoot ring.
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Female 9,558
"this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually"

Thank you for making me lol.
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Male 554
who needs a personal hovercraft when you can do this
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Male 67
NEVER get into a butt-scoot race with that guy.
EVER.
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Female 917
I`ve done this before!!!

It`s when you barefoot water ski, and let go of the boom/rope when your legs are at an angle. It`s a lot of fun, but it`s hard to stop, especially if you`re about to run into the weeds or shore
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Male 722
I saw all of the fart comments before I even scrolled down...
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Male 4,867
this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually
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Male 1,043
Speedfart.
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Male 1,054
"Although, how farts alone could propel him at a sufficient velocity to produce "rooster tails" of that size is beyond me o_0"


Large quantities of Thai bird chili`s
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Female 32
@regediT:

because he is moving though the water (by fart-propulsion, or whatever) thus the water in front of him is being pushed out of the way to make room for his ass.
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Male 2,159
"fart-propulsion"

"So why are there disturbances in the water AHEAD of his ass?"

Well, his anus isn`t pointed backwards, it`s pointed downwards, and slightly forwards, considering the human anatomy. Also, he`s moving forwards in this picture. The section of his arse, or "ass", is displacing the water forwards as he moves, creating the small disturbance ahead of the contact point. Although, how farts alone could propel him at a sufficient velocity to produce "rooster tails" of that size is beyond me o_0
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Male 2,159
I don`t think he understands the term `water-slide`. Or he knows it better than anyone else. Frankly I prefer to think the latter.
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Male 716
@MrVandercar

So why are there disturbances in the water AHEAD of his ass?

Owned.
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Female 397
i got a wake-boarding induced lake water dusche that way once... it sucked.
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Male 286
@crakr: correction , fart-propulsion.
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Male 15,832
High-speed enema in 3, 2, 1...
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Female 497
Bet he`s friends with the zen motorcycle rider.
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Female 4,447
Damn Crakr, you made me choke on my Mt. Dew.
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Male 17,512
Fart-Levitation
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Male 4,593
One river enema coming right up.
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Male 32
ahhh yes thats a satisfying enima
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Male 970
ass-crack splitting the water?
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Male 575
So freaking awesome!
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Male 772
I will call it... ass-gliding, or glassing for short.

Copyrighted, etc
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Male 20,827
Link: What`s Better That Walking On Water? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Doing whatever this guy`s doing...
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