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Date: 04/11/10 10:00 AM

56 Responses to What Your Facial Hair Says About You

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 6:42 am
    Link: What Your Facial Hair Says About You - Mine is always changing, does that mean I`m schizophrenic?
  2. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Oh god, those people`s comments are funnier than the post...

    -c*ntnugget- hahahahahahaha
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:18 am
    so is there anything that you can do with your face that doesn`t say something negative about you?
  4. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I rock the tamed 5 o clock shadow, usually...
  5. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I tried the soul patch thing though *as seen in mt avatar*
  6. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:34 am
    so uhh what about my beard? thats not a very comprehensive list... what about an actual goatee too, not the satan goatee... and what about crazy braided beard that techno viking has?


  7. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:41 am
    agreed korea, agreed.

    I grew a beard made out of chuck norris tears and fire, what does rhat say about me?
  8. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Nope, Scott. Apparently if you decide to have any type of facial hair you become a tool, and if you decide to shave you`re a girl.
  9. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:58 am
    i am the full beard without that lame ass writing and reading
  10. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Currently sporting a soul patch. Clean shaven when working around food. Goatee when I feel like it, full beard when I`m too lazy to shave (gone when it starts to itch. Might try a Fu-Man-Chu next.
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 11:34 am
    HAH! PENGUIN! XD

    But yeah, these keep coming off as some turd who just can`t make friends with the people who treat him like crap all day.

    (...did I just pun myself?)
  12. Profile photo of wolfguy423
    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 11:45 am
    i have a permanent five o`clock shadow.
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    Well my beard goes trough all those stages
  14. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    lol@clean shaven. Good for women, children.
  15. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    ... . .. .. . . . .. . ..

    Utterly wrong.

    I have a full beard, and I am gay and I know I can`t write.
  16. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    The penguin in the last one made it worth it.
  17. Profile photo of osmandias
    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    korahn: "full beard when I`m too lazy to shave"

    That`s exactly the reason for mine.
  18. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    lol@ The name`s Bag. Douche Bag.
  19. Profile photo of FoSchizle
    FoSchizle Male 18-29
    323 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I love how none of the options are good haha.
  20. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Full beard for 5 years. Its scary now, since I really can`t see my face without it.
  21. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    That was hilarious, but what about the mustache?
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    That was lame, but i did like the photo of the day :)
  23. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    lol there was a penguin on the last one
  24. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    "That was hilarious, but what about the mustache?"

    What it really says: "I am a motherf*cking badass."
  25. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    lol at who sports the chin strap - PENGUINS!
  26. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    i wish i could grow facial hair...*sad*
  27. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    lol Love the penguin pic in the last row:D
  28. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    229 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I need help. I don`t know whether to grow a beard or not. It seems bearded men AND clean shaven men all got negetive points. The author is probably sporting a mustache. Total fail. I am STILL very, very bored.
  29. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Ha best answer? Don`t have a face below your nose.
  30. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    i just decided on growing a moustache side burn combo what it says about me? im cool
  31. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    haha the penguin!
  32. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    so all this is saying is that no matter what you do men look like azzholes? seems a little bias to me.
  33. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Ugh. Chin straps just look bad. I`ve never seen someone look good with one.

    I liked the picture of mirror Spock. And the description for full beard was eerily accurate at describing someone I know with a full beard. :D
  34. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Chops are the poo! Would totally grow them if I was cool enough
  35. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    They totally forgot mustaches... about 90% of mustaches wearers look like perverts.
  36. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Damn... I REALLY want to grow a moustache now. Too bad that`s for cops and creeps!
  37. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    What about just chin hair? Not really a soul patch, definitely not as wide as a chin strap... My friend`s growing it out, I wanted to see it there.
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    To quote a very Wise Man from just a few days ago... a man ain`t a man without a full beard. :-)
  39. Profile photo of SpitfireFaye
    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    MUTTON CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSS!! So sexy. Yay for epic sideburns and chops!
  40. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    Facial Hair: You can`t win, just shave it all off...
    ...oh wait.
  41. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    >>ELDAVO; What about just chin hair? Not really a soul patch, definitely not as wide as a chin strap... My friend`s growing it out, I wanted to see it there.
    >> Like Scott Ian from Anthrax? that is awesome but he would have to have good brows and an awesome hairdoo or shaved head. If not, he will come off as a doucher.
    Also, for the record... I am not normally one to like full beards but i would do every one of those actors listed under that section ESPECIALLY Keanu <3<3<3 (I can hear the birdies tweeting, ahhh) As for the chin straps, around my way thats how the gay boys roll.
  42. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    I`m not a huge fan of facial hair but the soul patch looks kinda cute on certain guys.
  43. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:13 am
    I like stubble, it`s sexy and rugged. ^3^
  44. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 4:21 am
    What I learned from the facial hair article: Men should be disrespected at all times for many reasons. But especially for what kind of fur they may or may not have growing on their face.
  45. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 4:39 am
    pfft. My beard says I`m too lazy to shave.
  46. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 5:12 am
    Nidonemo, you just really freaked me out. Then I remembered you`re gay. LOL
  47. Profile photo of shimanoreels
    shimanoreels Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 12, 2010 at 6:27 am
    My facial hair makes me bold.....
    ShimanoReels
  48. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 7:00 am
    So basically, the only way to look any good at all, according to this article, is to NOT HAVE A FACE?
    What the drat, article...
  49. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 7:48 am
    i have a very good looking face. I used to always be clean cut... women always assumed i was immature or childish though, i am 34, a girl at work suggested i grow a goatee. I can`t believe the difference just a goatee did to get attention from the ladies. amazing, i tell ya, simply...amazing :/
  50. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Loved the wolverine reference :D
  51. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Penquin - with a chin strap LOL
  52. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    "Also, I really want you to look at my mouth, so I circled it in hair."


    AHAHAHAHA!
  53. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    I`m down with whatever as long as it isn`t a full beard. I just can`t help but think that there must be a whole bunch of spittle and food crumbs and god knows what else in there.
  54. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Huh?!Q
  55. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    That`s totally moronic. Whether you have any facial hair or no facial hair, you`re an idiot. So either women wrote that (probably not) or the writers are idiots. I`ll put my money on door #2 Monty.
  56. Profile photo of watdatdoo
    watdatdoo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 3:22 am
    lol read Mr.Nice Guy from Bored`s comment. Guess who?

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