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Date: 04/16/10 02:00 PM

23 Responses to Welcome To The Rectum Cafe

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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Link: Welcome To The Rectum Cafe - I hear they serve excellent coffee and a mean bran muffin...
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    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    "The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit."

    The jokes just write themselves....
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    now that would be a pain up the rectum
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    "Rectum? I damn near killed him!"
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    If you launched it into space then it`d look like uranus!

    *Ba bum tish*
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I hope what they serve tastes better then how the shop looks...
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    From their rectum to yours.
    HEY-OH!
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    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    It looks comfortable on the inside.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    I bet that place stinks
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    This reminds me of that inflatable colon on Penn & Teller.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:07 am
    ----"So where do you work?"
    ----"I work in a huge ass hole."

    Frekin great!
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:51 am
    Yeah... because nothing makes you thirsty like the thought of fecal matter... seems like a really stupid idea to me :/
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 4:33 am
    I`d hit it
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 5:43 am
    vv alikable, you`re a bigger man than me!
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 5:54 am
    thats disgustinggg
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    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Ick.
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 7:47 am
    not very bad
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:02 am
    warty bootyhole...mmmmm
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    What would it be called if you fart in there. Technically a fart is a load of gas leaving the anus!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 12:37 am
    Oh, the number of people that have taken a picture of someone fisting the end of the building...

    *Pictures self, holding a tube of lube, next to the building*
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 6:41 am
    Rectum? Damn near killed `em!
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Holy sh*t. Seriously, holy sh*t.
  23. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 18, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    Buy a drink in there? HELL, I want to live in there!!!It`s nicer than my apartment!!!

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