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Date: 04/12/10 01:01 PM

57 Responses to We Know That India Doesn`t Pray To Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Link: We Know That India Doesn`t Pray To Jesus - ...but that`s to reason to resort to name calling!
  2. Profile photo of xxFlintxx
    xxFlintxx Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Look at my Lord,
    My Lord is amazin`
    Give Him a lick,
    Mmm He tastes just like raisins.
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    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    1st comment, BITCH
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    xxFlintxx, I think I love you.
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    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Lol Nice one xxFlintxx
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    alchemist, that`s such a huge fail. Adding "BITCH" at the end makes you fail even harder =|
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I don`t even understand what I`m looking at here..
  8. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Lol Flint`s comment for the win! *applauds*
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Tasty!!
  10. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Raisins are nice.:D
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    This reminds me of that dayjoborchestra clip posted a few weeks back when Picard goes "Jesus is a raisin"

    I laughed at it then, and I`m still laughing now.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Took me a minute to see the guy in the back dragging a cross. Spelling fail.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    *Waves goodbye to alchemist and his fail of a post*
  14. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    is that Loljesus. "He can has raisen!"
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    He died for your seeds.
  16. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    he has raisins!?!?! nice!
  17. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Awww... quit hogging the rasins!
  18. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Give him a lick, it tastes just like raisins!
  19. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Aww Jebus can I has a raisin?
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Jesus has healthy snacks (raisins) and Satan has cookies? I fear for the human souls...
  21. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    oh I love raisins lol
  22. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Raisins and crackers, don`t forget the crackers. (Sorry Jesus, it was just a joke)
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    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Just one?
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    he dont look like a Raisin 2 me...
  25. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    raisins are wannabe chocolate chips, sneaking into muffins and stuff. bastards
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    GAWD SPAMMERS! GO AWAY!
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    GAWD SPAMMERS! GO AWAY!
    Done.
  28. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I didn`t realize than continents/nations prayed to any deity.
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    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    wow, heureux; ever heard of Allah? Gautama Buddha? Muhammad? (mesenger of allah - shi`a)
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    "We Know That India Doesn`t Pray To Jesus . ...but that`s to reason to resort to name calling! "

    "that`s "to" reason?" Come on Fancy if you are going to make fun of someone`s spelling or grammar, you have to make sure you got your own sh*t together.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Right! makes sense!
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    layDbug722 Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    I
    I
    I
    V Spam.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    -FOR HE HAS RAISIN!!
    - oh sweet I wanted a snack !!
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    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    April 12, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    I agree with ajd121, that`s just terrible.
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    HE HAS RAISIN!!!! Make a DATE with Jesus today if you give a FIG about salvation! I don`t want to inSULT ANNA or anything, but do it now, CURRANTly! You`ll feel GRAPE!!
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 1:12 am
    oh god lionhart that was bad... they were worse than "dad" jokes...
  37. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 1:35 am
    OOh, BunnyNaku... you gave me a good laugh... will you share some when you find some rasins?!?!
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    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 2:46 am
    anyone can be a god in india, just do few magic tricks and you are hailed...
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2010 at 4:23 am
    I am convinced Fancylad designed that flier.
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    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 6:24 am
    everythings better in india
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:35 am
    who`s the drag queen behind the sign suppose to be?

    jesus in hot pink bearing the cross?

    harvesting raisins in India?
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 8:04 am
    "to reason to" proof read your title before posting so we don`t get petty errors like this. T and n are quite a ways apart to.
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    Shortbuskid Male 18-29
    39 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 8:34 am
    he should share the raisins then
  44. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 8:43 am
    I`m quite sure this is a play on words. People do harvest grapes that make raisins afterall. They teach English throughout India...I doubt it`s spelled incorrectly. Then again I could be wrong, but an organization making a mistake like that? hmmm....
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    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Maybe I could shed some light on this if I knew what`s wrong with what they`ve written. I`m Indian and I really don`t understand what`s wrong with this. Please shed some light.
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 11:17 am
    @zhdapleeblue - "He has raisin" is a play on "He has risen" (sp?) referring to Jebus Crunch... I don`t think that they are making fun of it??? But it`s possible... either way, we eat cows so I guess we`re even.
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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Awesomesauce!
  48. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Christianity is India`s third-largest religion, with approximately 24 million followers
  49. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    "Maybe I could shed some light on this if I knew what`s wrong with what they`ve written. I`m Indian and I really don`t understand what`s wrong with this. Please shed some light."

    Yeah the problem is that they`ve written Raisin (which is a fruit) when they should have written risen.

    Sign up for an ESL class ffs.
  50. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    April 13, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    "HE HAS RAISIN
    BECAUSE HE IS A FRUITCAKE"

    Fixed.
  51. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:40 am
    I have a raisin too
  52. Profile photo of Nodroger
    Nodroger Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 5:47 am
    He has raisan!? Why haven`t I been informed of this sooner!
  53. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 7:28 am
    I haz cheezeburger.
  54. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:00 am
    "Sign up for an ESL class ffs."

    My English is just fine. I`m not Christian and so I didn`t get the Christian reference.
  55. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:03 am
    @Agent0024blo: I`m pretty sure they are not making fun of Christianity. We respect Christians and their beliefs in India...more than the respect that Catholics and Protestants give to each other in US.
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    snailslime Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:23 am
    raisins keep you regular
  57. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    April 14, 2010 at 11:04 am
    he has raisins? well, that`s still too bad because I don`t eat them unless they`re in cereal. nice try, Jebus!

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