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Date: 04/28/10 10:01 AM

45 Responses to Washing Your Hands, More Important Than Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Link: Washing Your Hands, More Important Than Ever - Because do you really want to suffer the consequences if you don`t?
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Well that`s effective.
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Eh? I still had sex even when I had the sniffles.

    It`s all about the charisma, people!
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    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Ha! no one has sex with me anyway, joke`s on you!
  5. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Your penis is probably cleaner than your hands, seeing as you showered this morning and have just opened doors/handled cash/shook others hands etc...
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:22 am
    What`s written in the small print?
  7. Profile photo of HowAmusing
    HowAmusing Male 13-17
    8 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:50 am
    lol @ citizen kane
  8. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Ruswut, you`re taking this waaaaay too seriously ;)
  9. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
    i think the small prints says `trust me, i know` :p
  10. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    *WASHWASHWASH*
  11. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Ruswut, I showered last night, not this morning, and who`s to say my hands haven`t touched my penis since then?

    They have, btw.
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    noooooooooooo
  13. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    So... if you wash your hands, everyone will WANT to have sex with you?
  14. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Hehe sorry didn`t mean to sound serious XP
  15. Profile photo of imack93
    imack93 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Really, unless you have at least one STD, your penis is almost certainly cleaner than whatever doorknobs, handrails, keyboards, and other peoples` hands you`ve touched since the last time you washed your hands. In fact, since it`s (presumably) in your pants for most of the day, and thereby shielded from many bacteria, your penis is probably one of the cleaner things you touch regularly. It`s probably much more effective to wash you hands before you pee, extenuating circumstances aside.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    It is true that the general population prefers to copulate with healthy individuals rather than sick ones
  17. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    @Exsilium yup.
  18. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    yay, i`m an extenuating circumstance, yay!!!
  19. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    @imack93

    you must really know your facts, huh?!
  20. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    yes because hiding out in your poo stained underwear is super clean...
  21. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Oh...is that all you have to do to get some?
  22. Profile photo of imack93
    imack93 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    @Hiromi - This happens to be something I`ve thought about a lot.
    @rakoonhat - I change my underwear regularly, thank you very much, because a guy`s dick has to be pretty long in order for it to be all up on the poo-stained part of his underwear, and I prefer to wash my hands in the manner described in my previous post.
  23. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    omg yeah i wouldnt have sex w/ ya if you didnt
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    So thats the reason im not getting any! I thought it was that we just had a baby! So now i know!
  25. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Oooooohhh, so that`s what I`m doing wrong...
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    It is a well known fact that only a couple of hundred years ago before soap or plumbing existed the whole human race just lay around being sick all day, if the monkeys hadn`t fed us we would have become extict. Lets not slip back into the bad routines of the past people!!!
  27. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Finally someone tells them! They just don`t believe you when you tell them to their faces... They think it`s another "I`ve got a headache tonight" moments.
  28. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    this is how you reach the population
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    people only wash them when others are about..i never wash them and im never sick...nor do i sucum to the guilt aspect of washing....the sign is bullpoo!!!
  30. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    George carlin said it best, "you know when i wash my hands? WHEN I GET SHIIT ON THEM!!! And thats only two, maybe three, times a week."
  31. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    as a nurse, i stringently wash my hands... still can`t get any D:
  32. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    So that`s why i`m still a virgin...
  33. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    229 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    My grandfather told me the rule on this one. He said "don`t ever pee on yourself". Souded like sound advice to me. So I`m a healthy non-washer.
  34. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    I wash my hands a lot. I like clean hands. CLEAN!
  35. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    ohhhhhhh thats why lol
  36. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I wash my hands all the time, the lack of sex is because of my ugly face and annoying personality.
  37. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    Caretta, I share your pain.
  38. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    this made me lawl harder than it should
  39. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 12:33 am
    *fistbumps Caretta*
  40. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 4:18 am
    I have seen the light!
  41. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 5:58 am
    I love a man
    with dirty hands
  42. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 29, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I am glad I only know you people through my computer and I`ll never shake hands with you. You are gross, non-washers. GROSS.
  43. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    April 30, 2010 at 5:49 am
    Lol, I damage my hands by washing them as much as I do now. So if I did it more I`d just drat it all up. xD
    -No poo.
  44. Profile photo of togagurl18
    togagurl18 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    it doesn`t work for me...(-_-)
  45. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:58 am
    lmao

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