Washing Your Hands, More Important Than Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Because do you really want to suffer the consequences if you don"t?
There are 45 comments:
Female 635
lmao
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Female 13
it doesn`t work for me...(-_-)
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Male 38
Lol, I damage my hands by washing them as much as I do now. So if I did it more I`d just drat it all up. xD
-No poo.
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Female 1,264
I am glad I only know you people through my computer and I`ll never shake hands with you. You are gross, non-washers. GROSS.
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Female 163
I love a man
with dirty hands
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Male 212
I have seen the light!
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Male 136
*fistbumps Caretta*
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Male 173
this made me lawl harder than it should
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Male 526
Caretta, I share your pain.
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Male 540
I wash my hands all the time, the lack of sex is because of my ugly face and annoying personality.
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Female 155
ohhhhhhh thats why lol
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Female 4,447
I wash my hands a lot. I like clean hands. CLEAN!
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Male 302
My grandfather told me the rule on this one. He said "don`t ever pee on yourself". Souded like sound advice to me. So I`m a healthy non-washer.
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Female 120
So that`s why i`m still a virgin...
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Male 157
as a nurse, i stringently wash my hands... still can`t get any D:
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Male 286
George carlin said it best, "you know when i wash my hands? WHEN I GET SHIIT ON THEM!!! And thats only two, maybe three, times a week."
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Male 877
people only wash them when others are about..i never wash them and im never sick...nor do i sucum to the guilt aspect of washing....the sign is bullpoo!!!
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Male 2,056
this is how you reach the population
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Female 709
Finally someone tells them! They just don`t believe you when you tell them to their faces... They think it`s another "I`ve got a headache tonight" moments.
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Male 686
It is a well known fact that only a couple of hundred years ago before soap or plumbing existed the whole human race just lay around being sick all day, if the monkeys hadn`t fed us we would have become extict. Lets not slip back into the bad routines of the past people!!!
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Male 325
Oooooohhh, so that`s what I`m doing wrong...
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Male 25,416
So thats the reason im not getting any! I thought it was that we just had a baby! So now i know!
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Female 131
omg yeah i wouldnt have sex w/ ya if you didnt
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Male 3
@Hiromi - This happens to be something I`ve thought about a lot.
@rakoonhat - I change my underwear regularly, thank you very much, because a guy`s dick has to be pretty long in order for it to be all up on the poo-stained part of his underwear, and I prefer to wash my hands in the manner described in my previous post.
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Female 509
Oh...is that all you have to do to get some?
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Female 654
yes because hiding out in your poo stained underwear is super clean...
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Female 1,148
@imack93

you must really know your facts, huh?!
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Male 286
yay, i`m an extenuating circumstance, yay!!!
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Male 253
@Exsilium yup.
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Male 15,510
It is true that the general population prefers to copulate with healthy individuals rather than sick ones
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Male 3
Really, unless you have at least one STD, your penis is almost certainly cleaner than whatever doorknobs, handrails, keyboards, and other peoples` hands you`ve touched since the last time you washed your hands. In fact, since it`s (presumably) in your pants for most of the day, and thereby shielded from many bacteria, your penis is probably one of the cleaner things you touch regularly. It`s probably much more effective to wash you hands before you pee, extenuating circumstances aside.
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Male 1,266
Hehe sorry didn`t mean to sound serious XP
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Male 134
So... if you wash your hands, everyone will WANT to have sex with you?
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Female 3,574
noooooooooooo
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Male 1,184
Ruswut, I showered last night, not this morning, and who`s to say my hands haven`t touched my penis since then?

They have, btw.
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Male 1,043
*WASHWASHWASH*
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Male 554
i think the small prints says `trust me, i know` :p
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Male 772
Ruswut, you`re taking this waaaaay too seriously ;)
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Male 8
lol @ citizen kane
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Male 761
What`s written in the small print?
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Male 1,266
Your penis is probably cleaner than your hands, seeing as you showered this morning and have just opened doors/handled cash/shook others hands etc...
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Male 272
Ha! no one has sex with me anyway, joke`s on you!
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Male 4,012
Eh? I still had sex even when I had the sniffles.

It`s all about the charisma, people!
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Male 774
Well that`s effective.
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Male 20,158
Link: Washing Your Hands, More Important Than Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because do you really want to suffer the consequences if you don`t?
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