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Date: 04/01/10 10:03 AM

78 Responses to User Instructions For All Public Bathrooms [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of DarkBlue39
    DarkBlue39 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Link: User Instructions For All Public Bathrooms - Yes, there are separate instructions for both men and women.
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
    somehow familiar, repost anyone?
  3. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:15 am
    He needs to learn to aim.
  4. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
    my boyfriend tells me that most guys don`t wash their hands....is that true...?
  5. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I wash my hands... I don`t know about everyone else though.
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Yeah looks like a repost. Oh well, true all the same.
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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
    @JUGGALETTEx0

    Pretty much.
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Another man who washes his hands here.
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:36 am
    I`m always out of the washroom faster than my boyfriend is.
  10. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I`m a handwasher myself. And, I`m not afraid to admit it! There`s no telling how many guys use the stalls and don`t wash their hands, then proceed to just walk out without washing. It`s just good hygiene. Plus, you can use the towel you just used to dry your hands to grab the door handle those pigs grabbed without washing.
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    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:50 am
    The sheer number of penises that are touched by proxy due to unwashed hands is astounding.
  12. Profile photo of me117
    me117 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:54 am
    can i ask, why wouldnt you wash your hands?
  13. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Note to all guys, keep your pee-pee clean and you dont have to wash your hands, simple logic :D
  14. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I wash my hands!
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    Puddingbrood Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:00 am
    @Pui: that mean`s he`s not peeing if you get what I mean.
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Oh for the love of- GUYS! STOP PEEING ON THE GODDAMN SEAT!
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Women suck!!
  18. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Good point rifter, always used my pinky finger to open the door, lol, dirty finger now, lol.
  19. Profile photo of Skoaliosis
    Skoaliosis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
    always use a paper towel or something else to open the door...nasty...
  20. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Have to wash your hands!
  21. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Thursday, April 01, 2010 11:15:34 AM
    Women should not hover over the toilet seat for two reasons. One, it`s extremely bad for your bladder, and two: it`s fking annoying to the rest of us b/c I walk in there and there is urine sprinkled all over the seat. Nasty. Either wipe up your $hit (and learn how to FLUSH!!!) or put some tp or the paper cover thing down and SIT!! Same goes for the used pads...dont float them in the toilet, you know that junk isnt flushable. Either that or learn how to read the directions on the package. It`s fking gross! I hate public bathrooms.
  22. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Oh and a tip for handwashers...if you have to touch the door handle on the way out, and dont want the germs, carry a purse size bottle of anti-bac gel and use it after leaving. That`s what I do.
  23. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Ugh i hate that chicks take so long. or that they pee on the seat. i mean really, how to woman pee on the seat? i almost never sit down in public bathrooms, and i can still get it in the toilet. FFS woman!
    and btw, if you have your period FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET! ugh i feel nauseous now.
  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:30 am
    wait, hovering is bad for your bladder? what did cavemen do before toilets, then?

    /me is intrigued.
  25. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Ewww, and I thought male restrooms were bad :x
  26. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:48 am
    after reading some of these comments, it sounds like a woman`s restroom is a frikin war zone...
  27. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:50 am
    The only reason I wash my hands after taking a piss is the opportunity to clean my hands. I know where Mr. Samprini has been.
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    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:58 am
    i had a janitorial job and womens bathrooms where 90% of the time dirtier than a mans bathroom, also i bring small cap spray bottle of hand sanitizer with me to spray toilet paper and wipe the seat down before use
  29. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`ve heard for ages whispers that public women`s restrooms are some of the most disgusting things you`ll ever encounter.
  30. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    are we not supposed to be washing our hands? i guess i fail.
  31. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    My boyfriend told me that 9/10 times, there will be a toilet that purposely hasn`t been flushed in the men`s room.
    Men are gross. Just saying.
  32. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    "Men are gross. Just saying."

    And proud of it!!
  33. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Actually Pel, its true. I know a few Aunts/friends of my Mom`s that clean at places like offices, and they said the womens restrooms are ALWAYS the grossest. They drating leave their bloody pads on the ground DDDD:
  34. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    i didn`t know people didn`t wash their hands after peeing... o.O
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Rofl! that funny!
  36. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    154 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    @Keirsten

    I just recently quite my job but I was a janitor at a grocery store and it was the mens washroom that was always the narsty one at the end of the day. The womens washroom looked as if it had barely been used but the mens had urine of the floor and the sink was covered in dirt and the smell! Oh my god the smell was so hard to get rid of.
  37. Profile photo of Ileia
    Ileia Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    I`m amused that men don`t go #2, I was almost positive that they did...
  38. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    I worked at a casino as ESD (janitorial dept) and cleaned the bathrooms daily. Women`s bathrooms are a hundred times more disgusting than the men`s rooms. Women leave papers, tampon wrappers, etc all over the place... The men at least throw their stuff in the barrels.

    And Jaundice, your boyfriend is either a tremendous douche or a liar... Thats actually more common in women`s rooms as well.
  39. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I don`t do half of that! weirdo girls..
  40. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Actually, for the most part, men`s bathrooms are a lot cleaner than women`s.

    You`re guaranteed to find piss and poo in either one, yes, but you`re guaranteed to find a wadded bloody mass of tampon/pad waste in a women`s restroom, every time.

    Not to mention, if a guy leaves a toilet unflushed, the worst it`s gonna be is a steaming bowl of horrible diarrhea.

    With the ladies, you have the chance of getting not only that, but fishy-wrong period blood mixed in!!

    Women`s restrooms also almost always have tissues lying over the floor because they`re too damn lazy to pick up their crap and throw it in the wastebin... OR the wastebin`s already full.
  41. Profile photo of mle2009
    mle2009 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    huh, i do actually do all of that... except it`s either/or with the hover over the seat and toilet paper lining, why do both?
  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Normally, I won`t go in public but if I have to then I do all those steps...except I use a papertowel to open the door.
  43. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    The last time I had to use a public restroom, there was piss on every seat, used feminine hygiene products strewn about, some lady had urinated on the floor, other ladies must have tracked it around, and someone had taken a sh_t in one of the sinks. I peed in a cup, in my car, that day.

    All I know is that I would rather piss myself than ever enter another women`s bathroom.
  44. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Just throwing this out there but who normally takes kids to bathrooms? Men do not typically (and a lot more women`s facilities have changing tables than mens; and a lot of kids like to follow mommy rather than daddy) so women also have to deal with diapers. Bins fill up faster (because of extra garbage and wrappers and more people using women`s rooms them men`s) and we also have to ALWAYS sit down, regardless of what we are doing, AND we have to periodically (no pun intended) deal with our periods in public.

    I am not defending women who want to litter or make a mess, but there are reasons behind these things. We are not bigger bathroom pigs, we just have to deal with a lot more than men. Take away urinals and make men only use toilets and see who has messier restrooms. Oh yea, give them an infant and a toddler, too and see what happens when the kids try to sneak under the door or pull on the toilet paper. Fun!
  45. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Repost

    point proven
  46. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I just realized I haven`t used the public bathrooms at my school since the first day of school, and its spring break.

    I`m a real wimp.
  47. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Men dont go #2 in public bathrooms, taking a dump is virtually the only time i have in my day to think and relax
    poo is holly
  48. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    He didn`t wash his hands...
    "Actually, for the most part, men`s bathrooms are a lot cleaner than women`s.

    You`re guaranteed to find piss and poo in either one, yes, but you`re guaranteed to find a wadded bloody mass of tampon/pad waste in a women`s restroom, every time.

    Not to mention, if a guy leaves a toilet unflushed, the worst it`s gonna be is a steaming bowl of horrible diarrhea.

    With the ladies, you have the chance of getting not only that, but fishy-wrong period blood mixed in!!

    Women`s restrooms also almost always have tissues lying over the floor because they`re too damn lazy to pick up their crap and throw it in the wastebin... OR the wastebin`s already full."

    Ew, yes. Women`s bathroom is always so gross!
  49. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    I refuse to wash my hands in a public restroom. They`re almost always filthy, but I know how to *not* piss on my hands, and I definitely know where my junk has been, or what`s been on them. Not so for the faucets, flush handles (hooray for shoes), soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers, etc.
  50. Profile photo of Zetalight
    Zetalight Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Right there with ya, piepig
  51. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    The women`s thing is true but where is the line of bitches you have to wait behind to get to the stalls? I hate unisex restrooms there is ALWAYS piss on the seat regardless.
  52. Profile photo of Dean-j
    Dean-j Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I always get confused when I find a lone turd, unflushed in a toilet. Makes me wonder if people don`t wipe.
  53. Profile photo of 123Superhero
    123Superhero Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    haha
  54. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Lol
  55. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Man being a guy kicks ass
  56. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    @Fleh: I agree. You all have it easy.
  57. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Yeah, at least for me, the only reason I get held up in a washroom is because there is a huge lineup, which often happens in a girl`s washroom -_-
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    That was stupid, because the last 3 women`s ones should be on the man`s one too; also, when did you ever see a woman go to the bathroom (a) by herself, and (b) without doing her makeup afterwards?
  59. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Because guys never take a dump.
  60. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    i agree on the handwashing issue, i used to clean bathrooms at a walmart and the womens bathroom was always worse than the mens, but the mens was pretty bad too
  61. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    I know people who go in to the bathroom just to talk. It makes me sad to know I`m the same race as them
  62. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    lol... men who dont wash their hands, and women, need to be shot. come on, thats just nasty!!
  63. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    I wash my hands too.
  64. Profile photo of SonOfGod
    SonOfGod Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    LOL GET IT? BOYS AND GIRLS POTTY DIFFERENT. LUL ALSO, GUY DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS CAUSE HES TOUGH. ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE!
  65. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    i know where my junk has been, why do i need to wash?
  66. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Push button, receive free bacon...
  67. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    Lol CodeJocky!
  68. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 1:07 am
    What if you have to take a crap?
  69. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 6:31 am
    I`m glad I`m a man.
    Washing your hands is for pussies!!!!
    Unless you have gooey stuff all over them.
    (not what your thinking)
  70. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:54 am
    @varrrpirate
    We never have to...we just don`t, ever.
  71. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Wash your hands BEFORE using a restroom.
    Your elephant has been in your nice, clean pants all day.

    You`re hands have seen
    food (bacteria after)
    money (where has it been?)
    door knobs
    your hair
    your nose
    coughing
    the pen when you signed for lunch
    hand shakes (did that new colleague jerk/rub one out just before the meeting?)
  72. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 11:36 am
    ewww, guy doesn`t even wash his hands.
  73. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    one of the many reasons its hard to be a woman.
  74. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I have to take my shirt off to pee
  75. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper.

  76. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 6:32 am
    "ewww, guy doesn`t even wash his hands."

    because he didn`t pee on them!
  77. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    April 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    SuperSmash
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    3258 Posts Friday, April 2, 2010 8:21:54 PM
    There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper.

    OK but what about all the people out there who would have said ailment and not cover the seat??? GROSS! i always cover the seat and do the hover stance lol... plus most places these days have the actual seat cover which isnt that much of a waste...
  78. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:44 am
    "There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper."

    that would be if you don`t have sensitive skin

    when i was little everytime i didn`t do that my poor butt got covered in bumps for about a week, now imagine the itching

    cover the seat with paper and squat, or scratch my butt for week

    think i`ll squat

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