User Instructions For All Public Bathrooms [Pic]

Submitted by: DarkBlue39 6 years ago Funny

Yes, there are separate instructions for both men and women.
There are 78 comments:
Female 635
"There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper."

that would be if you don`t have sensitive skin

when i was little everytime i didn`t do that my poor butt got covered in bumps for about a week, now imagine the itching

cover the seat with paper and squat, or scratch my butt for week

think i`ll squat
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Female 437
SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
3258 Posts Friday, April 2, 2010 8:21:54 PM
There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper.

OK but what about all the people out there who would have said ailment and not cover the seat??? GROSS! i always cover the seat and do the hover stance lol... plus most places these days have the actual seat cover which isnt that much of a waste...
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Male 174
"ewww, guy doesn`t even wash his hands."

because he didn`t pee on them!
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Male 3,756
There is absolutley no reason to put toilet paper on a seat unless you have an open wound on your butt cheek that will come into direct contact with the toilet seat. It is pointless and a waste of paper.

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Male 206
I have to take my shirt off to pee
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Female 735
one of the many reasons its hard to be a woman.
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Female 914
ewww, guy doesn`t even wash his hands.
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Male 5,608
Wash your hands BEFORE using a restroom.
Your elephant has been in your nice, clean pants all day.

You`re hands have seen
food (bacteria after)
money (where has it been?)
door knobs
your hair
your nose
coughing
the pen when you signed for lunch
hand shakes (did that new colleague jerk/rub one out just before the meeting?)
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Male 1,351
@varrrpirate
We never have to...we just don`t, ever.
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Male 2,893
I`m glad I`m a man.
Washing your hands is for pussies!!!!
Unless you have gooey stuff all over them.
(not what your thinking)
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Male 394
What if you have to take a crap?
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Female 498
Lol CodeJocky!
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Male 5,608
Push button, receive free bacon...
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Male 5,314
i know where my junk has been, why do i need to wash?
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Male 47
LOL GET IT? BOYS AND GIRLS POTTY DIFFERENT. LUL ALSO, GUY DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS CAUSE HES TOUGH. ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE!
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Male 10,845
I wash my hands too.
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Male 2,748
lol... men who dont wash their hands, and women, need to be shot. come on, thats just nasty!!
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Male 522
I know people who go in to the bathroom just to talk. It makes me sad to know I`m the same race as them
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Male 894
i agree on the handwashing issue, i used to clean bathrooms at a walmart and the womens bathroom was always worse than the mens, but the mens was pretty bad too
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Male 1,451
Because guys never take a dump.
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Male 8,302
That was stupid, because the last 3 women`s ones should be on the man`s one too; also, when did you ever see a woman go to the bathroom (a) by herself, and (b) without doing her makeup afterwards?
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Female 3,574
Yeah, at least for me, the only reason I get held up in a washroom is because there is a huge lineup, which often happens in a girl`s washroom -_-
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Female 509
@Fleh: I agree. You all have it easy.
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Male 231
Man being a guy kicks ass
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Male 1,958
Lol
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Male 70
haha
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Male 40
I always get confused when I find a lone turd, unflushed in a toilet. Makes me wonder if people don`t wipe.
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Female 2,352
The women`s thing is true but where is the line of bitches you have to wait behind to get to the stalls? I hate unisex restrooms there is ALWAYS piss on the seat regardless.
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Male 11
Right there with ya, piepig
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Male 758
I refuse to wash my hands in a public restroom. They`re almost always filthy, but I know how to *not* piss on my hands, and I definitely know where my junk has been, or what`s been on them. Not so for the faucets, flush handles (hooray for shoes), soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers, etc.
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Female 176
He didn`t wash his hands...
"Actually, for the most part, men`s bathrooms are a lot cleaner than women`s.

You`re guaranteed to find piss and poo in either one, yes, but you`re guaranteed to find a wadded bloody mass of tampon/pad waste in a women`s restroom, every time.

Not to mention, if a guy leaves a toilet unflushed, the worst it`s gonna be is a steaming bowl of horrible diarrhea.

With the ladies, you have the chance of getting not only that, but fishy-wrong period blood mixed in!!

Women`s restrooms also almost always have tissues lying over the floor because they`re too damn lazy to pick up their crap and throw it in the wastebin... OR the wastebin`s already full."

Ew, yes. Women`s bathroom is always so gross!
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Male 1,222
Men dont go #2 in public bathrooms, taking a dump is virtually the only time i have in my day to think and relax
poo is holly
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Male 1,523
I just realized I haven`t used the public bathrooms at my school since the first day of school, and its spring break.

I`m a real wimp.
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Male 2,056
Repost

point proven
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Female 122
Just throwing this out there but who normally takes kids to bathrooms? Men do not typically (and a lot more women`s facilities have changing tables than mens; and a lot of kids like to follow mommy rather than daddy) so women also have to deal with diapers. Bins fill up faster (because of extra garbage and wrappers and more people using women`s rooms them men`s) and we also have to ALWAYS sit down, regardless of what we are doing, AND we have to periodically (no pun intended) deal with our periods in public.

I am not defending women who want to litter or make a mess, but there are reasons behind these things. We are not bigger bathroom pigs, we just have to deal with a lot more than men. Take away urinals and make men only use toilets and see who has messier restrooms. Oh yea, give them an infant and a toddler, too and see what happens when the kids try to sneak under the door or pull on the toilet paper. Fun!
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Female 166
The last time I had to use a public restroom, there was piss on every seat, used feminine hygiene products strewn about, some lady had urinated on the floor, other ladies must have tracked it around, and someone had taken a sh_t in one of the sinks. I peed in a cup, in my car, that day.

All I know is that I would rather piss myself than ever enter another women`s bathroom.
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Female 3,727
Normally, I won`t go in public but if I have to then I do all those steps...except I use a papertowel to open the door.
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Female 37
huh, i do actually do all of that... except it`s either/or with the hover over the seat and toilet paper lining, why do both?
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Female 1,427
Actually, for the most part, men`s bathrooms are a lot cleaner than women`s.

You`re guaranteed to find piss and poo in either one, yes, but you`re guaranteed to find a wadded bloody mass of tampon/pad waste in a women`s restroom, every time.

Not to mention, if a guy leaves a toilet unflushed, the worst it`s gonna be is a steaming bowl of horrible diarrhea.

With the ladies, you have the chance of getting not only that, but fishy-wrong period blood mixed in!!

Women`s restrooms also almost always have tissues lying over the floor because they`re too damn lazy to pick up their crap and throw it in the wastebin... OR the wastebin`s already full.
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Female 356
I don`t do half of that! weirdo girls..
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Male 2,688
I worked at a casino as ESD (janitorial dept) and cleaned the bathrooms daily. Women`s bathrooms are a hundred times more disgusting than the men`s rooms. Women leave papers, tampon wrappers, etc all over the place... The men at least throw their stuff in the barrels.

And Jaundice, your boyfriend is either a tremendous douche or a liar... Thats actually more common in women`s rooms as well.
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Female 1
I`m amused that men don`t go #2, I was almost positive that they did...
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Female 154
@Keirsten

I just recently quite my job but I was a janitor at a grocery store and it was the mens washroom that was always the narsty one at the end of the day. The womens washroom looked as if it had barely been used but the mens had urine of the floor and the sink was covered in dirt and the smell! Oh my god the smell was so hard to get rid of.
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Male 25,416
Rofl! that funny!
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Male 553
i didn`t know people didn`t wash their hands after peeing... o.O
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Female 1,682
Actually Pel, its true. I know a few Aunts/friends of my Mom`s that clean at places like offices, and they said the womens restrooms are ALWAYS the grossest. They drating leave their bloody pads on the ground DDDD:
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Male 1,002
"Men are gross. Just saying."

And proud of it!!
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Female 674
My boyfriend told me that 9/10 times, there will be a toilet that purposely hasn`t been flushed in the men`s room.
Men are gross. Just saying.
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Male 7,585
are we not supposed to be washing our hands? i guess i fail.
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Male 3,819
I`ve heard for ages whispers that public women`s restrooms are some of the most disgusting things you`ll ever encounter.
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Male 196
i had a janitorial job and womens bathrooms where 90% of the time dirtier than a mans bathroom, also i bring small cap spray bottle of hand sanitizer with me to spray toilet paper and wipe the seat down before use
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Male 606
The only reason I wash my hands after taking a piss is the opportunity to clean my hands. I know where Mr. Samprini has been.
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Male 2,199
after reading some of these comments, it sounds like a woman`s restroom is a frikin war zone...
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Female 1,283
Ewww, and I thought male restrooms were bad :x
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Female 3,828
wait, hovering is bad for your bladder? what did cavemen do before toilets, then?

/me is intrigued.
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Female 3,828
Ugh i hate that chicks take so long. or that they pee on the seat. i mean really, how to woman pee on the seat? i almost never sit down in public bathrooms, and i can still get it in the toilet. FFS woman!
and btw, if you have your period FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET! ugh i feel nauseous now.
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Female 343
Oh and a tip for handwashers...if you have to touch the door handle on the way out, and dont want the germs, carry a purse size bottle of anti-bac gel and use it after leaving. That`s what I do.
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Female 343
Thursday, April 01, 2010 11:15:34 AM
Women should not hover over the toilet seat for two reasons. One, it`s extremely bad for your bladder, and two: it`s fking annoying to the rest of us b/c I walk in there and there is urine sprinkled all over the seat. Nasty. Either wipe up your $hit (and learn how to FLUSH!!!) or put some tp or the paper cover thing down and SIT!! Same goes for the used pads...dont float them in the toilet, you know that junk isnt flushable. Either that or learn how to read the directions on the package. It`s fking gross! I hate public bathrooms.
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Male 177
Have to wash your hands!
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Male 32
always use a paper towel or something else to open the door...nasty...
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Male 257
Good point rifter, always used my pinky finger to open the door, lol, dirty finger now, lol.
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Male 10,440
Women suck!!
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Male 9,306
Oh for the love of- GUYS! STOP PEEING ON THE GODDAMN SEAT!
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Male 75
@Pui: that mean`s he`s not peeing if you get what I mean.
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Male 741
I wash my hands!
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Male 686
Note to all guys, keep your pee-pee clean and you dont have to wash your hands, simple logic :D
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Male 36
can i ask, why wouldnt you wash your hands?
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Male 36
The sheer number of penises that are touched by proxy due to unwashed hands is astounding.
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Male 282
I`m a handwasher myself. And, I`m not afraid to admit it! There`s no telling how many guys use the stalls and don`t wash their hands, then proceed to just walk out without washing. It`s just good hygiene. Plus, you can use the towel you just used to dry your hands to grab the door handle those pigs grabbed without washing.
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Female 3,574
I`m always out of the washroom faster than my boyfriend is.
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Male 3,314
Another man who washes his hands here.
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Male 404
@JUGGALETTEx0

Pretty much.
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Female 721
Yeah looks like a repost. Oh well, true all the same.
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Male 239
I wash my hands... I don`t know about everyone else though.
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Female 1,380
my boyfriend tells me that most guys don`t wash their hands....is that true...?
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Male 239
He needs to learn to aim.
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Male 970
somehow familiar, repost anyone?
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Male 129
Link: User Instructions For All Public Bathrooms [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yes, there are separate instructions for both men and women.
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