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Date: 04/19/10 05:00 PM

62 Responses to This Old Man Will Kick Your Ass [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Link: This Old Man Will Kick Your Ass - Don`t believe us? Check out these epic ninja-like skills.
  2. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    win
  3. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    what a tomato face haha
  4. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    is this real or is he halfway through a really nasty fall?
  5. Profile photo of Manaan
    Manaan Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    If I were him I`d be scared of the bottle breaking and injecting vodka into my hand. Although I would be more worried about breaking every bone in my body if I were his age.
  6. Profile photo of Cleat_us
    Cleat_us Male 30-39
    57 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    looks like he is in mid-flight to grab the rest of the booze! crazy russians
  7. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    No shadow ftw.
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    For those mentioning the shadow thinking it`s `shopped...

    Look at the people around him. Their shadows are very faint, and they`re in direct contact with the ground. And there is a shadow under the bottle.

    I believe it because I`ve seen people do it...
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    In Soviet Russia.... Vodka bottle drinks you.

    Sorry.. I`ve always wanted to do that.
  10. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    If you plant your elbows on your hip bones and bend your arms at 90 degrees like this guy, you can do it too, it`s pretty easy. (don`t recommend the wine glass though). Try it on your floor. Regardless, that`s pretty epic for his age.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    What really scares me is how red he is
  12. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    This is actually a lesser god.
  13. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Then the bottle shatters and he slits his wrist...
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Russian wants his Vodka.
  15. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    ...open...damn you...
  16. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Yeah, he probably will...
  17. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    he looks like hes made of cotton candy
  18. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    In Soviet Russia, drink raises YOU!
  19. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    that is so dangerous on that bottle. all it needs is a small pebble under the bottle and bam he suddenly has shards of glass embedded into his stomach as he lays there helpless as his insides are eaten by stomach acid.
  20. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    OOOOOOO, I want one! LOL, old man is old and awesome, and also kind of pink in the face
  21. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Yeah, he might kick my ass, assuming his face doesn`t explode first.
    Humans shouldn`t be that colour on the outside.
  22. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    this man strong like ox, smart like vodka bottle
  23. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    His head is on the verge of exploding...
  24. Profile photo of Dudley118
    Dudley118 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    i am really impressed .. go grampa
  25. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    ???? he isnt asian
  26. Profile photo of GrislyHorror
    GrislyHorror Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    is that his dick?
  27. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Strong like ox...put away drink like fish...kick your ass aftaward, roundeye
  28. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    wow he is really red
  29. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    old red bastard
  30. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    the amazing things you can do when you`re drunk...
  31. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    He`s just trying not to fly off the earth, no big deal.
  32. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    you should see him do this trick with his dick... bad image in head courtesy of vorpalsword
  33. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    blimey- quite impressive. Old people have many skills, but this is one I wasn`t expecting!!
  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    I have a horrifying image of what this would look like if the bottle has a weak point and breaks. Goodbye, Mr. Hand.
  35. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 19, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    OMG WOWOW ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (strong bottle)
  36. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 1:46 am
    "???? he isnt asian"

    why does he need to be? its just good strength and balance...
  37. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 3:11 am
    The more I look at him the redder in the face he gets. It`s weird.
  38. Profile photo of redbullvodka
    redbullvodka Female 13-17
    28 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 4:32 am
    damn boiii
  39. Profile photo of turkeyman89
    turkeyman89 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:03 am
    thats in nuremberg germany.i know that guy^^
  40. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:34 am
    If you ever get in a fight with an old person, use modern technology to confuse and disorient them, giving you the edge in the battle. Try texting someone, or shouting instructions on how to Google at them.
  41. Profile photo of shaodyn
    shaodyn Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Luke Skywalker, the later years.
  42. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:42 am
    I want to spin him like a propeller.
  43. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:44 am
    If it didn`t look so dratking real, I`d say it was fake. But while I ponder this, EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! NINJA OLD PEOPLE!!!
  44. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:01 am
    Reminds me of Hank Hill`s dad on King of the Hill. Lol.
  45. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:20 am
    further proof of global warming
  46. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:22 am
    can someone ban "itkonlyyou19" for spam? thanks
  47. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 7:38 am
    yeah, i am so going to send money to idiots i found on a comment section spam for cheap clothing. Uh yeah, its dangerous enough risking even clicking on any of these links they put up..... Why won`t this spamming whore be banned????
  48. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:06 am
    still shot of drunk about to fall
  49. Profile photo of SharrZeor
    SharrZeor Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 20, 2010 at 8:12 am
    what a waste! he hasnt even opened the bottle!
  50. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Strong bottle
  51. Profile photo of youallsuck01
    youallsuck01 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Mickey Rooney?
  52. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 10:43 am
    Who else thinks this is shopped?? Cool but methinks it be shopped
  53. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    "If you ever get in a fight with an old person, use modern technology to confuse and disorient them, giving you the edge in the battle. Try texting someone, or shouting instructions on how to Google at them."

    +1.

    This actually works.

  54. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    If I ever tried that the bottle would either shatter, filling my hand with glass shards, or it would tip over and I would break my nose on the concrete.
  55. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    this old man, he played one
    he played nick-nacks on his bottle of rum
    (idk, i just thought of that)
  56. Profile photo of IamTheCAT
    IamTheCAT Female 13-17
    18 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    his arm wouldnt b able to contain his weight it would break and turn in to dust..
  57. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    April 20, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Let`s play "spin the old man on the bottle"!! K?
  58. Profile photo of Viruzzz
    Viruzzz Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 5:28 am
    "his arm wouldnt b able to contain his weight it would break and turn in to dust.."

    Never seen this performed by anyone? Like at a circus, video on the internet etc.

    It`s perfectly possible. Never seen it by someone that old, but there`s nothing wrong for it if he`s in good enough shape
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    wow!
  60. Profile photo of Splinterkill
    Splinterkill Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    holy crap well done
  61. Profile photo of henkaman
    henkaman Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Since I`m not a bottle, I`m not afraid. :D
  62. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    April 28, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Omg! It`s Cotton from King of the Hill! :O

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