This Old Man Will Kick Your Ass [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

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There are 62 comments:
Female 263
Omg! It`s Cotton from King of the Hill! :O
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Male 2
Since I`m not a bottle, I`m not afraid. :D
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Male 5
holy crap well done
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Male 25,416
wow!
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Male 11
"his arm wouldnt b able to contain his weight it would break and turn in to dust.."

Never seen this performed by anyone? Like at a circus, video on the internet etc.

It`s perfectly possible. Never seen it by someone that old, but there`s nothing wrong for it if he`s in good enough shape
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Male 446
Let`s play "spin the old man on the bottle"!! K?
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Female 18
his arm wouldnt b able to contain his weight it would break and turn in to dust..
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Male 2,056
this old man, he played one
he played nick-nacks on his bottle of rum
(idk, i just thought of that)
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Male 1,523
If I ever tried that the bottle would either shatter, filling my hand with glass shards, or it would tip over and I would break my nose on the concrete.
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Male 516
"If you ever get in a fight with an old person, use modern technology to confuse and disorient them, giving you the edge in the battle. Try texting someone, or shouting instructions on how to Google at them."

+1.

This actually works.

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Male 321
Who else thinks this is shopped?? Cool but methinks it be shopped
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Male 26
Mickey Rooney?
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Male 1,043
Strong bottle
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Male 1
what a waste! he hasnt even opened the bottle!
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Male 450
still shot of drunk about to fall
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Male 418
yeah, i am so going to send money to idiots i found on a comment section spam for cheap clothing. Uh yeah, its dangerous enough risking even clicking on any of these links they put up..... Why won`t this spamming whore be banned????
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Male 677
can someone ban "itkonlyyou19" for spam? thanks
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Male 237
further proof of global warming
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Female 245
Reminds me of Hank Hill`s dad on King of the Hill. Lol.
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Male 213
If it didn`t look so dratking real, I`d say it was fake. But while I ponder this, EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! NINJA OLD PEOPLE!!!
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Female 4,039
I want to spin him like a propeller.
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Male 11
Luke Skywalker, the later years.
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Male 4,290
If you ever get in a fight with an old person, use modern technology to confuse and disorient them, giving you the edge in the battle. Try texting someone, or shouting instructions on how to Google at them.
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Male 58
thats in nuremberg germany.i know that guy^^
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Female 28
damn boiii
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Female 465
The more I look at him the redder in the face he gets. It`s weird.
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Male 509
"???? he isnt asian"

why does he need to be? its just good strength and balance...
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Male 497
OMG WOWOW ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (strong bottle)
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Male 3,842
I have a horrifying image of what this would look like if the bottle has a weak point and breaks. Goodbye, Mr. Hand.
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Female 8,046
blimey- quite impressive. Old people have many skills, but this is one I wasn`t expecting!!
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Male 1,452
you should see him do this trick with his dick... bad image in head courtesy of vorpalsword
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Female 4,028
He`s just trying not to fly off the earth, no big deal.
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Male 421
the amazing things you can do when you`re drunk...
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Male 690
old red bastard
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Male 806
wow he is really red
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Male 712
Strong like ox...put away drink like fish...kick your ass aftaward, roundeye
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Male 6
is that his dick?
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Male 669
???? he isnt asian
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Male 55
i am really impressed .. go grampa
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Male 316
His head is on the verge of exploding...
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Male 894
this man strong like ox, smart like vodka bottle
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Male 540
Yeah, he might kick my ass, assuming his face doesn`t explode first.
Humans shouldn`t be that colour on the outside.
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Female 536
OOOOOOO, I want one! LOL, old man is old and awesome, and also kind of pink in the face
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Male 4,793
that is so dangerous on that bottle. all it needs is a small pebble under the bottle and bam he suddenly has shards of glass embedded into his stomach as he lays there helpless as his insides are eaten by stomach acid.
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Male 307
In Soviet Russia, drink raises YOU!
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Male 833
he looks like hes made of cotton candy
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Female 491
Yeah, he probably will...
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Male 185
...open...damn you...
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Female 9,572
Russian wants his Vodka.
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Male 2,121
Then the bottle shatters and he slits his wrist...
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Male 820
This is actually a lesser god.
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Male 15,510
What really scares me is how red he is
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Male 795
If you plant your elbows on your hip bones and bend your arms at 90 degrees like this guy, you can do it too, it`s pretty easy. (don`t recommend the wine glass though). Try it on your floor. Regardless, that`s pretty epic for his age.
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Male 4,807
In Soviet Russia.... Vodka bottle drinks you.

Sorry.. I`ve always wanted to do that.
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Male 3,482
For those mentioning the shadow thinking it`s `shopped...

Look at the people around him. Their shadows are very faint, and they`re in direct contact with the ground. And there is a shadow under the bottle.

I believe it because I`ve seen people do it...
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Male 193
No shadow ftw.
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Male 57
looks like he is in mid-flight to grab the rest of the booze! crazy russians
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Male 22
If I were him I`d be scared of the bottle breaking and injecting vodka into my hand. Although I would be more worried about breaking every bone in my body if I were his age.
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Male 193
is this real or is he halfway through a really nasty fall?
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Female 646
what a tomato face haha
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Male 699
win
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Male 20,905
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