Thinking About Joining a Gym? [Pic]]

Submitted by: trp712 7 years ago in Funny

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Male 496
Have to say ive been going to the gym for a good year now, and it`s all true :(
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Male 833
i spent all of highschool showering with men, cause of wrestling... its w/e the people who shout gay are just insecure bout the manhood.
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Male 4,680
Makes me laugh how people drive to a gym and pay to walk.

Just walk to the gym?
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Female 3,726
I don`t know what the hell this graph is about! Who gives a drat what everyone else is doing at the gym! You go there to get a good workout, to exercise your body and give it what it needs: physical exercise. People can come up with these ridiculous excuses all day long and you`re just going to keep getting fatter and fatter and dying unnecessarily from obesity related illnesses. Stop making excuses, put down the damn McKiller burgers and get your ass moving!

I swear I should become a personal trainer.
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Female 3,574
[quote]That`s because women don`t want other women perioding all over them when they shower.[/quote]
LOL whut!? How exactly would that happen? It`s not like a woman`s flow likens to a pressure washer.
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Female 547
Eff you, batmanners, there are curtains in the women`s AND men`s locker rooms.
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Male 2,549
I`d beg to differ Oystah. ;-()
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Female 4,039
In the ladies` locker room there`s usually a lot of bad naked. It would never turn anyone gay.
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Male 2,893
Sooooooooooo.
If you go to the gym you`re gay?
(homophobe ALERT homophobe ALERT)
OH GOD CODE RED CODE RED!!!!!
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Female 709
That about hits the nail on the head.
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Male 970
well I will head to the gym.
I wil shower NAKED with other NAKED men and go to the sauna NAKED with ather NAKED men (and women).
srsly guys, grow up! Seeing naked men does not make gay nor nudist.
The rest of the graph is pretty true ^^
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Male 25,417
OK I understand your saying im fat!
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Male 9,305
I hear if you gym correctly you get a body high and you are more compelled to go and beef up, hence why there are gym rats.

Plus hunky guys and nice looking women are also incentive. :D

( ^.^)(-.- )(-.- )

GET OFF YOUR LAZY COMPLAINEY ASSES AND GET GOING!
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Male 3,755
So some fat homophobe made this?
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Male 1,610
PWNED!
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Male 516
First, <3 Thetas.

Now,

"FYI going to the gym doesn`t do anything really. I have seen people go to the gym everyday, do the same tired poo and not produce one good result. Most people in the gym do not know what they are doing. I am not one of those people. "

I`d like to point out a contradiction in your statement. Let`s number your sentences 1, 2, 3, and 4. 1 contradicts 4 assuming that 3 is the reasoning for 2. For those of you who don`t follow, you`re saying that going to the gym doesn`t do anything and offered the reasoning of `Most people don`t know what they`re doing` to back it up. Then you went ahead to say that you are someone who DOES know what you`re doing, therefore you would be someone who could walk into a gym and get results.

But you already told me that going to a gym doesn`t DO anything.

wut
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Male 1,610
working out at home doesnt really work because it`s a relaxed environment and people`s biggest issue is with motivating themselves. the best thing to do is join a club, whether it`s running, martial arts, yoga, group calisthenics, pilates, something where you`re gonna be expected to show up and stay for the duration. peer pressure is the best motivator!
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Male 268
"or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home"

Or simply exercise at home.
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Male 8,302
Gyms charge annual membership because 97% of people don`t go more than 5 times, and they make LOTS of money that way that they wouldn`t otherwise get.
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Male 2,796
"so...going to the gym makes you fitter - but a gay nudist?"

FYI going to the gym doesn`t do anything really. I have seen people go to the gym everyday, do the same tired poo and not produce one good result. Most people in the gym do not know what they are doing. I am not one of those people.
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Female 4,376
The one gym I used to go to didn`t even have showers. So i never saw naked people. Maybe the occasional bra as someone was changing their shirt but nothing else.
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Male 4,004
"This is dumb. I`ve been hittin` the gym for years and have never seen a naked dude"

That`s because you`re going to the wrong gyms, or not looking...

JK, and my gym has curtains for the men too lol... but that`s only because the other dudes didn`t want me jerkin` mah` gerkin in front of them anymore.

jk...jk...
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Male 4,004
"Um, my gym has curtains on the showers.... "
That`s because women don`t want other women perioding all over them when they shower. Men don`t have periods stupid.
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Male 1,071
This is dumb. I`ve been hittin` the gym for years and have never seen a naked dude
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Male 4,867
so...going to the gym makes you fitter - but a gay nudist?

i`m might have to flip a coin on this one
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Male 1,598
"or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home"

Surprising insight from somebody with the name "chuckymonkie" with a McDonald`s avatar, but that works.
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Female 547
Um, my gym has curtains on the showers....
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Male 347
Can we make the text any smaller?
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Male 1,190
We need a graph that will show how many more DECADES people who work out live as opposed to the person the picture in Thetas post
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Male 1,540
A graph made by:

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Male 670
or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home
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Male 497
stupid graph
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Male 17,512
Damn, I had to really zoom-in to read that.
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Female 3,828
LOL thats hilarious!
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Male 1,610
he was gay long before he joined the gym
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Male 591
Yup, this is VERY difficult to read. And to be honest, I think the whole "getting laughs from jokes about homosexual anxiety at the gym" thing is kind of played out.
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Male 1,378
DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Male 2,703
"It`s so small >_<"

thats what the other men in the locker room said..

also realistically, that yellow line should be projected to shoot down or level off, at some point you`re no longer getting fitter, you`re getting sicker, and definitely if that projected woman line shoots like it does, the yellow line will bottom out fast
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Male 587
Guess the standards to be a mod are little to none.
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Male 587
So the Gym turns you gay? Must have been made by a fat lazy out of shape guy.
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Male 907
I`m getting a headache trying to read this small print.

Green:
Got to find the most sheltered part of the locker room.

Everyone in here looks better than me.

Woah, except THAT guy. Holy sh*t

Man, I don`t even care anymore.

BLUE:
What the f*ck

Dicks everywhere

RED:
NO! I`ll shower at home!

OK Fine! I don`t want to sit on the bus all sweaty.

PINK:
F*ck you bitches

...I wish :(
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Male 1,765
He should probably join Dick Pump`s gym.
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Male 1,610
he`s gay
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Male 1,220
It`s so small >_<
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Male 772
I can`t read half the writing..
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Male 2,238
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