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Date: 04/15/10 02:03 PM

46 Responses to Thinking About Joining a Gym? [Pic]]

  1. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 2:40 am
    Link: Thinking About Joining a Gym? ] - All you`ll ever need to know.
  2. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I can`t read half the writing..
  3. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    It`s so small >_<
  4. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    he`s gay
  5. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    He should probably join Dick Pump`s gym.
  6. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I`m getting a headache trying to read this small print.

    Green:
    Got to find the most sheltered part of the locker room.

    Everyone in here looks better than me.

    Woah, except THAT guy. Holy sh*t

    Man, I don`t even care anymore.

    BLUE:
    What the f*ck

    Dicks everywhere

    RED:
    NO! I`ll shower at home!

    OK Fine! I don`t want to sit on the bus all sweaty.

    PINK:
    F*ck you bitches

    ...I wish :(
  7. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    So the Gym turns you gay? Must have been made by a fat lazy out of shape guy.
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    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Guess the standards to be a mod are little to none.
  9. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    "It`s so small >_<"

    thats what the other men in the locker room said..

    also realistically, that yellow line should be projected to shoot down or level off, at some point you`re no longer getting fitter, you`re getting sicker, and definitely if that projected woman line shoots like it does, the yellow line will bottom out fast
  10. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    April 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    DICKS EVERYWHERE
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Yup, this is VERY difficult to read. And to be honest, I think the whole "getting laughs from jokes about homosexual anxiety at the gym" thing is kind of played out.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    he was gay long before he joined the gym
  13. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    LOL thats hilarious!
  14. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Damn, I had to really zoom-in to read that.
  15. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    stupid graph
  16. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home
  17. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    A graph made by:

  18. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    We need a graph that will show how many more DECADES people who work out live as opposed to the person the picture in Thetas post
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    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Can we make the text any smaller?
  20. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Um, my gym has curtains on the showers....
  21. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    "or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home"

    Surprising insight from somebody with the name "chuckymonkie" with a McDonald`s avatar, but that works.
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    so...going to the gym makes you fitter - but a gay nudist?

    i`m might have to flip a coin on this one
  23. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    This is dumb. I`ve been hittin` the gym for years and have never seen a naked dude
  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    "Um, my gym has curtains on the showers.... "
    That`s because women don`t want other women perioding all over them when they shower. Men don`t have periods stupid.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    "This is dumb. I`ve been hittin` the gym for years and have never seen a naked dude"

    That`s because you`re going to the wrong gyms, or not looking...

    JK, and my gym has curtains for the men too lol... but that`s only because the other dudes didn`t want me jerkin` mah` gerkin in front of them anymore.

    jk...jk...
  26. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    The one gym I used to go to didn`t even have showers. So i never saw naked people. Maybe the occasional bra as someone was changing their shirt but nothing else.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    "so...going to the gym makes you fitter - but a gay nudist?"

    FYI going to the gym doesn`t do anything really. I have seen people go to the gym everyday, do the same tired poo and not produce one good result. Most people in the gym do not know what they are doing. I am not one of those people.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Gyms charge annual membership because 97% of people don`t go more than 5 times, and they make LOTS of money that way that they wouldn`t otherwise get.
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    Fojos Male 18-29
    170 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    "or you could go there and work out, then leave in the same clothes and shower at home"

    Or simply exercise at home.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    working out at home doesnt really work because it`s a relaxed environment and people`s biggest issue is with motivating themselves. the best thing to do is join a club, whether it`s running, martial arts, yoga, group calisthenics, pilates, something where you`re gonna be expected to show up and stay for the duration. peer pressure is the best motivator!
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    First, <3 Thetas.

    Now,

    "FYI going to the gym doesn`t do anything really. I have seen people go to the gym everyday, do the same tired poo and not produce one good result. Most people in the gym do not know what they are doing. I am not one of those people. "

    I`d like to point out a contradiction in your statement. Let`s number your sentences 1, 2, 3, and 4. 1 contradicts 4 assuming that 3 is the reasoning for 2. For those of you who don`t follow, you`re saying that going to the gym doesn`t do anything and offered the reasoning of `Most people don`t know what they`re doing` to back it up. Then you went ahead to say that you are someone who DOES know what you`re doing, therefore you would be someone who could walk into a gym and get results.

    But you already told me that going to a gym doesn`t DO anything.

    wut
  32. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    PWNED!
  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    So some fat homophobe made this?
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    I hear if you gym correctly you get a body high and you are more compelled to go and beef up, hence why there are gym rats.

    Plus hunky guys and nice looking women are also incentive. :D

    ( ^.^)(-.- )(-.- )

    GET OFF YOUR LAZY COMPLAINEY ASSES AND GET GOING!
    ( OAO)> (0.0; )(0.0; )
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 2:45 am
    OK I understand your saying im fat!
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 4:35 am
    well I will head to the gym.
    I wil shower NAKED with other NAKED men and go to the sauna NAKED with ather NAKED men (and women).
    srsly guys, grow up! Seeing naked men does not make gay nor nudist.
    The rest of the graph is pretty true ^^
  37. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 5:51 am
    That about hits the nail on the head.
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:35 am
    Sooooooooooo.
    If you go to the gym you`re gay?
    (homophobe ALERT homophobe ALERT)
    OH GOD CODE RED CODE RED!!!!!
  39. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 6:57 am
    In the ladies` locker room there`s usually a lot of bad naked. It would never turn anyone gay.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:11 am
    I`d beg to differ Oystah. ;-()
  41. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Eff you, batmanners, there are curtains in the women`s AND men`s locker rooms.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    That`s because women don`t want other women perioding all over them when they shower.
    LOL whut!? How exactly would that happen? It`s not like a woman`s flow likens to a pressure washer.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 9:37 am
    I don`t know what the hell this graph is about! Who gives a drat what everyone else is doing at the gym! You go there to get a good workout, to exercise your body and give it what it needs: physical exercise. People can come up with these ridiculous excuses all day long and you`re just going to keep getting fatter and fatter and dying unnecessarily from obesity related illnesses. Stop making excuses, put down the damn McKiller burgers and get your ass moving!

    I swear I should become a personal trainer.
  44. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Makes me laugh how people drive to a gym and pay to walk.

    Just walk to the gym?
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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    i spent all of highschool showering with men, cause of wrestling... its w/e the people who shout gay are just insecure bout the manhood.
  46. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Have to say ive been going to the gym for a good year now, and it`s all true :(

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